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This is a link post Stop Grinding Teeth at Night with Face Yoga~~~
And swallow huge glassc*ck, and wow, I mean
WOAW!
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ringpiece Yoga

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Pizza vs Fight
Pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep it classy, America.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4444444444444
Also, does she have her boobs out...?
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of a scrummage scene from Walking Dead.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Chicken Tikka Kaa Kaa Kaa

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's not going to curry any favor with the other birds looking like that.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post unless they're old fans of the Spice Gulls

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Logorama - an amazing animated thriller featuring every brand you can think of... NSFW
Some very clever people out there...

NSFW - swears....
(Pat mustard, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oscar winner too

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely outstanding!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 7:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Images of new Panama canal
Photographer Tom Fowlks has been snapping the upgrades to the canal for the last nine years or so.


Great if you love photography or engineering, or both.

New Panama Canal tolls structure has been approved and will start from 1 April 2016
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a link post This film cost $65 million and ten years to make
I'm not sure if this is some sort of joke but apparently it's all true

"fucking terrible one of the worst movies I have ever seen I can't believe this has been published nothing made sense At all"

www.imdb.com/title/tt0249516/

" Nazi- themed products take over a supermarket, complete with Eva Longoria's female Hitler character switching outfits between stripper schoolgirl and fetish Nazi. "One brand, one market" she shrieks to the minions gathered at a huge rally. Just vile."

Sounds AMAZING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post we've talked about it a few times, the story behind it is far more interesting that the actual thing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodfight!
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "... wall-to-wall gauntlet of crude double entendres and weird intimations of inter-species sex."
Sounds great!
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait a moment
That ISN'T entirely produced in Second Life?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post The IMDB reviews are way better than the film.
And it's on the torrent sites so, obviously I'm downloading it now.

EDIT: Oo, and Ive just found THIS: www.imdb.com/title/tt5720450/ which I obviously also have to watch.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post save yourself the trouble, just skip through it on Youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvyGbaVqHRs
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont like watching anything more than 2 minutes on youtube
And I want to make my son watch it, But thanks anyroad :)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Kids can handle sexuality on movies, don't underestimate us kids. I find the sexual innuendos hilarious and I'm a kid." by Sandol70, IMDb member since May 2005, IMDb Member 11 years

Er, what?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"I had a look at some bison bladders (they are available from several internet vendors) and I strongly disagree that they could contain the volume suggested in the graphic. More like 5.5 litres, maybe."
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Super Audio Cart
A chiptune arsenal for all your video game music composing needs.
Bunse required.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I mean I'm not going to buy anything, but I will jump around for 5 minutes like a loon while I listen to chiptunes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post i once tried listening to chiptunes
unfortunatly i got to close to deepfryer and burnt my ear and singed my hair
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a passing fling a few years back
Iqtu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2MYrG-rJJg
c-Jeff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRjTeUDOaGU
and Disasterpiece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4WXt6TUmGM
seemed like good bets
 (Melatonin, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this one, it goes like tweet tweet tweeeeeet

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Childish 'prank' style video
Not only did it not annoy me, I actually found it childishly amusing. Which is rare for any prank style video on the youtubes.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post i agree
he is a cock
 (sithemong, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Fish catches a ride in a jellyfish

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't look very happy with the situation

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post more dignified than that fish who lives in a sea cucumber's anus
but less dignified than a weasel on a bald eagle
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fish condom.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post In water no one can hear you scream.
That fish must be really pissed off, it's in the iron maiden of the deep sea being stung to shit.
 (WiggZ, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a link post First sensible article I've read about all this Ghostbusters kerfuffle.
Warning: Daily Shite-o-graph.

EDIT: ...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post you've clearly fallen for trolling
"It’s directed by Ivan Reitman, who made such all-time classics as Twins and Kindergarten Cop"
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still don't get the kerfuffle
There seem to be people determined to hate it, and some of them are sexists, no doubt, but there also seem to be people determined to say that anyone who thinks it's going to be shit (or just that it's a bit pointless) is a sexist.

I don't really see the point of it and think the trailer looks a bit shit. Does that make me a misogynist?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm OK with women, it's just ghosts I dont like

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mist-ogynist!

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Nicely
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post cos they give you the willies?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post They really spook him

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post caught him by the ghoulies?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post can I join in?
just want to get into the spirit of things
 (Paint! Another one lost, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post well ouja look at that most people just join in

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'm probably in the unique position
of thinking the old one was terrible, and that new one looks amazing despite women being useless in general.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I last saw he old one
a few years back, and it definitely didn't live up to my memories. I remember thinking it was the best thing ever when I was a kid.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can sum up my dislike/hatred of this movie in one phrase
"Hollywood remakes of classic movie, especially those made within the last 30 years are lazy, grubby, money-grabbing exercises with little to no artistic merit and that are, almost without exception, pale imitiations of the original"

I don't care if they cast some animated badgers as the Ghostbusters, it's going to be shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the kerfuffle is beyond stupid (making it hard to make a fair judgement of the reboot and the original too), but I also think the original is a great film
(my favourite part being the bit where the containment facility is shut down and you get this great skyline shot of NYC + eerie music + pink orbs flying around + Sigourney doing her best possessed-but-erotic thing)

I'm hoping that the new one will be great instead of merely good / competent in a night-at-the-museum sense, but nothing I've seen so far hints at much ambition (just a retread of the original minus any of the more subtle / sophisticated aspects)

And PG-12 / whatever rating = we won't get Kristen Wiig calling Slimer a little cunt, which would have been nice
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a link post I lolled
also americans doing the talking aren't actually that irritating for once!

(repost but like 5 years ago)
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1-14 min in and it taunts them with the ISIS flag
should have calle donw a massive airstrike to deal with it
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha, what the hell?
it's a shame there isn't sound from the workmen, I imagine it would be a lot of monkey screaches and whooping
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Shoot it Bubba, put a cap in its ass!"

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2uHBhKTSe0
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never seen that film
is the rest of it like that or was that the best bit?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post no on both counts

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post in many ways way better than it ought to be

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does SlurpyJ work exclusively with animal videos?
The machine desperately needs his voice over efforts.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post a classic

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes a classic, unless you are the Proprietor and have just realised who is constructing your building.
But I take offence at the throwing water to stop the engine. surely it's common sense to reduce friction between the helicopter and the green slab. Such that you don't tear your arm off when you finally grab the damn thing!
 (Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 4:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hells bells
laughed 'till my middle bit hurt...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a link post I have used my excellent knowledge of The Footballing to start a blog about it I made this!
Men only, obvs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations...
your insightful comments are as good, if not better, than the combined punditry of the ITVEuro 2016 team. I look forward to the inevitable "guide on how to take a penalty" and your contribution to the "why are England so crap" debate.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a friend who is a failed alchoholic and drug dealer who is hoping to rekindle his
profwsional fotballerist career and he would like to know if it would be a wise step to creat some sexual allegations now and or to wait untill he has become more famous as a fottballerist so that he can milk the attention that he craves and blame the resulting failiur on media hype and trial by social media so that he can get on the afterdinner speaking tour to regale punters with storeys of how he sold drugs to xxxxxxx and arrranged prostitutes for xxxxxx xxx xxxxx
he is being promoted for the next season to the first team and will play in the playdough sunday cup league for his currant team but has been told that head hunters are looking to get him into the Post-it note sunday shield
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you wearing mittens or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post no just typing with flaming kittens tied to a ballpeen hammer

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Haha, excellent spelling there, at least!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah just replaced the burnt out kittens
they tend to do that when they get low
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad, have a click.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Star wars?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Fila Brazillia - Slacker

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a link post new trailer for that 127 Hours in a bikini with sharks film
actually done well, no film dialogue, good music, doesn't show the ending. Well done Hollywood, you got a trailer right!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's hope it's as good as Piranha 3DD

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post They have a fantastic viral marketing campaign at the moment...
Get out of the...
Water!
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post well
going in the water in Australia puts you right back into the food chain.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're not that much safer on land there

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post very true

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Fuel
"fixing up a car to drive in it again" (Coldplay, Up&Up, 2016)
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 7:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
lovely stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)
cocknose
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those noses look more like an early form of Sir Archibald McIndoe work

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think it was inspired by Pat&Mat, Czech animated series from 1980s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJsFj9exAlc
 (disconnected, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Massive Attack Heligoland Full Album]
Didn't realise that they had released a album. Apparently there is even a newer one AN EP Ritual Spirit on the way featuring Tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 3:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post This has been out a bit
Actually quite enjoyed this one even more than the previous.
Thanks for info on EP - will be on lookout for more.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 6:10, , Reply)
This is a link post I can't stand Coldplay
but this music video is bloody phenomenal.

honestly.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quality video. Imagine seeing that in a cinema. If only it didn't have Chris Martin and chums in it..
Predictably puts the track to shame. The music sounds like a watered down version of Loaded by Primal Scream, makes it seem like an advert for life insurance.
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was superb!
Can we use tubedubber or somesuch to give it the soundtrack it deserves?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Money

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 3:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like a few Coldplay songs, like Viva La Vida
But that one seems to be a whole new level of blandness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 6:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's popular to bash Coldplay
...but anyone who can put together a performance like this gets a big thumbs up from me.

(that said - didn't think much of the OP song - or the video compositing pr0n)
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:21, , Reply)

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