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This is a link post Sassy Trump wants your terminal vote

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha christ!
at what point is this guy going to come out and admit that this has all been a joke that got out of hand?
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's too far gone
Cracked did this idea fairly well: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qIQbydyHwc
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 6 Oct 2016, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post the thought of someone clinging on just so they can vote for Trump
The birth of a grandchild? Walk your daughter down the aisle? No, Trump
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Cripes!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a frognosis?

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he genuinely not know about early voting?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:20, Reply)
This is a link post Back to the Future 1 & 2 scene comparisons
Nice to see the level of detail they go to in order to replicate scenes.
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of the footage is repeated.
E.g. opening the garbage can before filling the Mr Fusion
and the shot in the street as the car backs out, takes off and vanishes.

There's literally no way they could have trimmed those trees to cast exactly the same shadows!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
fucking libyans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 0:35, Reply)
This is a link post Meat free mondays remix
By Paul McCartney
(Sherbs, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 8:18, Reply)
This is a link post Putin on the Ritz
Made by a b3tan?
 (Sherbs, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 7:10, Reply)
This is a link post Willowridge high locked down after unsubstantiated clown threat
"The supposed threat apparently involved a clown but no other information about it was available."
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 4:15, Reply)
This is a link post If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
Fat Freddy Mercury plays tough guy in Arnold S. classic.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Days
www.b3ta.com/board/10478487

I fucking love Bennet!
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you erred and put the third word in the second spot.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this film
We made up a drinking game where you have to drink every time some cheesy 80s shit happens. We were battered by the end of the opening montage.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
this must have been on tv or something recently because i ended up watching it, i'd forgotten just how cheesy it really was. i'm scared to watch the running man now in case that's as "bad"
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, Wez from Mad Max 2

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post with nick tortelli from cheers

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Vernon Wells comes to mind...not sure?

(Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post neow im gonna keel yew
"let off some steam dillon"
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Best ever knitwear!
 (Wilton Mitrowserz, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post Subrosa - More Constant Than The Gods
Evening,

Work is shit, isn't it? You tell your boss all her plans won't work and will make life more difficult, then one of your colleagues gets fired and the other breaks her wrist so you have to do three people's jobs, and, quelle suprise, her new way has fucked everything over. She's a bit of a C U Next Tuesday. Barely had time to piss today.

I've posted this band a while ago now, but I'm finally getting the chance to see them, next Tuesday.

Underworld. Pay them a visit if you're in town :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like you could really use a mood tshirt
b3ta.com/links/1405842
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It would have been black today

I cooked probably the best fillet steak I've ever made earlier however, so green now. Violet-blue on Tuesday evening, hopefully ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the cover

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Clicks
Will give it more of a listen.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 23:16, Reply)
This is a link post Who's in the mood?
I'm in the mood.
(brandthedoggy, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "a fun part of your life."

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been looking for this all my life
Checks up leading stores and throws money at screen. Watch out chicks I'll soon be in the mood.......... eventually
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think it would help me.

I'm a bipolar, psychopathic, colourblind, paranoid schizophrenic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from that. You doing well?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I've thought you cannot be both schizophrenic and bipolar?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 8:56, Reply)
This is a link post Brad Neely's Harg Nallin' Sclopio Peepio
Did anyone catch this when it was on? It was weird but good.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post No
I didn't catch it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, next time it's on and provided it doesn't clash with your stories, give it a go.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Always up for a bit of Brad Neely

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I suggest watching this just before going to sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post Soundman: The Art of Grumpy

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Good find.
clicks in time
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 9:06, Reply)
This is a link post Ewan and Thingy's - The Wrong Way Round Ep 5 | Pulling Out I made this!
Spoof of Long Way Rond. Boorman gets some bad news. As long as Ewan doesn't go behind his back and f him in the date then he'll survive.
(I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Charley Boorman's biography on imdb
was written by "Marcus Agar Communications".
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 6:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Does say "Best friend of Ewan Mcgreogr"
"Famed for his father's work directing such films as...."
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 11:22, Reply)
This is a link post Zodiac (David Fincher)
In case you haven't seen it and have nothing better to do tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post good film that, saw it the other night

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 17:56, Reply)
This is a link post 86 year-old robbery victim pulls no punches

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Full of spunk.
That's probably why her voice is so raspy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that describes Harvey Fierstein to a T

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Or Marc Almond
... or Rod Stewart or Elton John or Mick Jagger or Jon Bon Jovi or Alanis Morrissette, or David Bowie or Andy Warhol, Li'l Kim, Britney Spears, ... etc, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "bust this criminal" just as she is walking down the stairs.
quite a large bust I would say.
 (I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Zip it up, Skippy!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm supposed to feel sorry for that bitch?!

Awesome!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 22:03, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone remember Car Wars?
I just had a flashback to this for no reason. I think we had at least 2 of the tapes. Nothing like an hour of crashes to lighten up a rainy Sunday afternoon.
(brandthedoggy, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post wow that takes me back :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 5 Oct 2016, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post And havok VHS crash vids,
My dad would let me rent one out on a friday for a treat :)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft... I prefer Car Trek
...or Babylon Drive.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Battlecar Galacticar

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Deep Space Renault 9

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Carbarella?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Car Trek II
The Wrath of Car
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Espace Cowboys

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The Cartian

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Cars Attacks!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Carship Troopers

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Cattle Beyond the Cars?
Was a dairy-farming remake of the Magnificent Lotus Seven.
 (SonofRojBlake, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post CRASH!

BANG!

WALLOP!


WHAT A VIDEO!!!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post They do it on purpose Lynn!

(swank, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey, there's a blast from the past
I had the first three. Nowadays though I think I'd be a bit more sceptical about the "nobody gets seriously hurt" thing as one of those was the F3000 crash which shattered Johnny Herbert's legs.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he did walk again

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
l
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 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well obvs.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post No different from any day on Russian roads
Apparently
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post I made a thing because I could. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post expected to play with a mouse

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Oct 2016, 14:32, Reply)
This is a link post The Men they Couldn't Hang : "The Ghosts of Cable Street"

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been listening to this a lot recently, oddly enough. One of the best bands at Reading '89. GOOD CHOICE!
See also;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPCZvYu0QBA
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 17:28, Reply)
This is a link post Worst DJ/worst crowd
Can confirm. Awful. Have watched whole thing so you don't have to.

Guy stands in front of apathetic crowd and plays some trancy build up on a lap top while half hardheartedly throwing a hand in the air for 3 and a half minutes and then....the track doesn't even drop. Cue next song...more trancy wank build up. No drop. And then he just walks around the stage throwing money into the crowd. Then the organisers figure he's useless and cut the PA. It is awful.

This is what the end of civilisation looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he is mistaking
that distorted noise for a kick drum. Awful stuff, and throwing coins? I was expecting notes!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post (not mine but apt)
Warning, bit big oo err missus
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more knob twisting after clicking play

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, I'm twisting it.
Doesn't appear to make the experience any more enjoyable. Am I doing something wrong?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ask a friend to do it for you

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think that the very last line in that is the compere saying 'let's still applaud'
Seems like they didn't vet the contestants very well.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post at all
he was absolutely clueless
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would you even
perform live with a laptop? I mean, if you're playing one song, maybe you should just finish it before you go on stage.

Oh wow, he's playing to *thousands* of people. This is awful. This world is finished.
 (brandthedoggy, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking as a certified old codger,
I'll never understand why people pay to go to see a bloke playing someone else's records and occasionally press a button.

I have been a certified old codger since I was about 14.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You are obv not hip.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think we can blame the crowd here
That's just utter wank.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post

Not mine, but it sums up the current state of things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
More about 'I was there' take some selfies rather than experiencing something original. old git speaks
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post TFW
intel ask for their ad money back.

I feel bad for all involved.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post Skate cat

(Sherbs, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 10:11, Reply)

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