Gavle Goat webcam - still going strong so far this year
In 2016 it was destroyed in November, but I think security is tighter this year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:49,
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Looks like there were four Finnish guys with top-hats and sticks guarding it a while ago
With that level of security...
Edit: five, didn't see the one lurking
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Spike from Press Gang to direct Queen biopic.
Well, it was going to be shit anyway, so why not?
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apparently there's only two weeks of filming left to do
All very strange, especially as they were carrying on with the cinematographer or someone quite happily
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:27,
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i loved it when he shouted GAMEMASTAH at the big face
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 11:51,
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he'll never escape Press Gang will he
Even if it wins a dozen oscars there will be a picture of Julia Sawalha in every report. Much like the fonz haunts Ron Howard
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Is having a picture of Julia Sawalah in every report a bad thing now?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:17,
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quick search of Google images says not really.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:22,
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didn't he direct something decent?
sure I remember reading a good review but can't remember for what
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Sunshine on Leith, or Eddie the Eagle?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:52,
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Eddie the Eagle was good fun
If he manages to get that sort of spirit into the Freddie Mercury biopic then I might even consider watching it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:38,
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It's a Queen biopic, not a Freddie biopic.
Pretty sure this is why Sacha Baron Cohen pulled out, apparently Freddie dies halfway into the bloody thing.
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I’m confused by the first pair of photos
Is that a before & after of the same bloke or is it two different people (Fletcher and Singer, presumably)?
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 12:13,
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Have a word...
...you muggin me off!
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:05,
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So massive drugs sex pest twink lover Bryan Singer is unreliable? Who knew?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:08,
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Murdoch's life just got flipped-turned upside down...
I'm guessing these gofundme begging campaigns viddies are going have a glossier production value.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:16,
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Couldn't happen to a more deserving person.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:32,
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...and it didn't.
From the article:
The media mogul said in a statement: "We believe the winery and house are still intact."
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Guess it's time to play this again. :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxoD9zWY9Rg
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:26,
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Meanwhile in NZ...
One of the best dash cam clips of all time.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 7:59,
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wonder what happened to handsfree tech as phones grew to quadruple size
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"HORRIFIED motorist was horrified"!
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:38,
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Wake up sheeple.
The body bag was empty. Nobody gets buried over there. All human remains are fed to sheep.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:14,
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I'm on fire!
I made this!
Morning all. As is tradition, have some self-indulgent fuckery. In between working all hours, raising a two year-old, and being off my face, we've been recording.
Album is not quite finished yet, but these things take time I guess. Right, back to work and lurking - I teach PE on Thursdays, can you believe that?!
:o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 7:03,
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Ooh you talented flaming bugger!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:29,
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Which one is you?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:29,
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I'm the one in the middle
I play rhythm, generally I write the rhythm and structure and the other guys do their bits on top. I've posted some acoustic pieces on here before, I need to get around to recording those at some point properly too...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:41,
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Good stuff, keep it up!
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:47,
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Happy candles
Nice sound but you should really move about the stage a bit more.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 12:08,
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Good riff, that.
Not so persuaded by the lyrics, but that's fairly easily fixable.
Woo!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 12:31,
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Good to keep busy! Hopefully you don't combine PE with being off your face
great track though - good luck for the album
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:37,
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Ha ha!
I think my online persona is a lot more "off my face" than the real me is unfortunately. I hardly get to even drink all that much at the moment. Still the occasional blowout though.
My motor skills are pretty tragic as it is, regarding sports anyway! :o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:19,
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Teaching PE is the most,disturbing thing I’ve heard all week,
Remember to beat up
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 21:44,
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It's what jebus would've wanted
Gift idea for if you have to buy a gift for a cunt with a dog
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:00,
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Its part of the christmas day mega deal
This, a christmas dinner in a tin and a loaded revolver with two bullets
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:11,
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The only time you should get a dog a jumper
is if you shave it first.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 11:10,
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religious right mindfuckery
its a reasonably lengthy read but makes some interesting points about the role of the American religious right in the Middle East.
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The role of the American religious right in the Middle East.
They should not have one.
The end.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 0:48,
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It's all (not) kicking off in Cambridge
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:20,
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Some people rescue some horses from a fire
But with a twist. They are TV people and they are doing it live on the telly.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:24,
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And not a single one of them took adavantage of the situation to spraypaint "I am A Cunt Horse" on any of the horsies.
:(
sadtimes.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Dec 2017, 3:23,
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"Horsee gonna be lasagnne"
A RIS for some, and a joke for others.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:55,
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danser les jeunes!
Au revoir Johnny - ici avec Jimmy Page essayant de faire psyche
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:47,
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When you realise you've shat yourself.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:43,
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The mods for kerbal space programme are getting really realistic
I was watching that through my fingers thinking his eyes were going to fall out.
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I had a vindaloo like that a couple of weeks ago.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:11,
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I just made a ludicrously hot Thai Red as a pre-emptive strike on a threatening cold
Frankly, if it can survive that it's welcome to take over my sinuses for a bit.
I'm expecting tomorrow to look a bit like the vid though...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:16,
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I still have a small stock of US Sudafed that contains pseudoephedrine. *chucks over*
That'll sort out your sinuses in a jiffy.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:44,
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You've just reminded me of a long-forgotten Faith No More track
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lvMNLhJrb0
The connection being a misheard lyric...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:06,
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I see that, and raise you...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQhX8PbNUWI
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:34,
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My wifes still got a whole box of Tramadol from a c-section that I'm keeping handy :)
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:14,
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It's meh
Meptazinol is not too bad, you get more pain relief for the amount of stomach issues and they look more cool, orange diamonds instead of little white ones, depends on your personal style I suppose... As a bonus it can make you pass out so hey, that means no pain =)
The only effective way to avoid pain so intense you truly wish for death is intravenous opioids.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 0:54,
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I had one of those self-administering morphine pumps when I last had surgery
Didn't use it much as I wasn't in too much pain. However, I knew I was in trouble when they came to remove the drain from the back of my cervical spine - they took the lock off it (that meant you couldn't give yourself more than three pumps at a time*) and told me to keep pressing the button until I 'felt sleepy'. I did - took a few but I was definitely a bit 'floaty' when the pulled the drain out. Still hurt like a bastard though.
I've kept most of the post-discharge meds - my medicine box would be worth a few bob on the street I reckon
*fnaaaar
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christ man looks like you need some lactolase and maybe a few stitches afterwards aswell
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:42,
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should be shown to all 5 year olds who playfully say
"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up"
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PEEPHOLE
I made this!
I thought I'd shamble out of the shadows to show off a VR comedy sketch I just finished cobbling together.
I know that nobody watches things in VR. That's your fault, not mine.
.....and it looks like embedded videos on the page don't support 360 panning. Follow the link to watch it properly.
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That was interesting
I had to watch it twice, because I kept missing things. I can't decide if that is just me not being used to the medium, or you not doing enough to prompt me to look in the right direction.
Good work though!
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:39,
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VR is a stupid medium that is awful for telling stories in.
That's why I basically wrote a loosely illustrated radio sketch.
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360° VR videos are shit
You shouldn't be expected to stand up and turn around to look behind you when you can't see what's really around you or where you're putting your feet. If you can't view it sitting down then don't bother.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 12:04,
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360 videos happen when a director or cameraman is too fucking lazy to do his job.
Similar to VR in games. I don't WANT to stand up, turn around (or in advanced versions, walk on some weird treadmill). I'm playing games because I'm sedentary and I like to remove opportunities for accidentally thinking too hard from my life.
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Nice...
bet you guys were avid Terry Pratchett readers growing up tho...
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Really?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:56,
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Are you basing that guess on the content of the sketch, or on our grotesque geek faces?
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Brexit impact assessments
Fill yer boots
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:55,
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Turkeys don't vote for Christmas.
What will be the impact on the EU of losing their second largest net financial contributor?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:05,
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Disastrous
With luck.
Followed by a return to the values of nationalism and Christianity that made this continent great in the first place.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:14,
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every time you open your mouth you undermine all the 'left-leaning' brexicunts on here
keep it up
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not a fucking lot
it's less than 10 per cent. It's going to hit us a hell of a lot more than them. I could talk you through how Macquarie's business model does *exactly* this wherever it goes - if it hurts my foe more than me, it's a good thing even if it hurts me a bit. It's a bloody nose for them - it's going to be a series of unending body blows against the ropes for us.
4 per cent annualised reduction in GDP - this is a recipe for unending Venezualan Corbynism as we fight over the smaller and smaller scraps left.
I've told my kids to get the fuck out of the country as soon as they graduate.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:17,
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You just told your kids that so you can claim their room as a Razzle filled man cave.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:22,
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what do you think it's like now?
Especially as the basement is full right now and screams carry from the attic.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:25,
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I disagree completely. It's a massive problem for them. We'll be fine in the medium to long term.
Here's a graph from the BBC. The absence of the second column down will amount to a great deal more than "not a fucking lot".
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:55,
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350 million a week for the NHS
We won't lose single market access
Benefits will be felt from day one of leaving
Easiest negotiation in history
They'll be paying us to access the UK market
The banking and medicines agencies will stay
The U.S. will give us a great trade deal
The German motor industry will make sure everything is fine for us
And we've now got:
It'll be shit for a while but then it'll be great.
They should have stuck that on a fucking bus
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:15,
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Yawns
These remoan lies are so tedious.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:06,
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Which one
was the lie?
I remember all those being said on behalf of those who wanted brexit in the run up to the referendum.
Point it out because I am having trouble identifying it.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 0:12,
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You can prove anything with a context-free graph.
What does it show? Payments into the EU budget? Net contribution? Cost of a pint in a wanky bar?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:10,
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I think it's net contribution
but it does nothing for his case.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:22,
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Your economics is about as good as your French.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:41,
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I'm off to Greece right now if bartenders there will pay me €6,000,000,000 just to order one drink
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:41,
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Frankly, given the Greek beer I’ve had
I’m not sure who comes out on top of that deal.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:00,
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Don't diss the Mythos!
Although I know a few bars in Corfu that have amazing views and cold Stowford Press on tap...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 12:08,
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You'd think if it was just a big ploy by the Germans to dominate the continent they'd wangle it so they paid a bit less
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Well they're certainly dominating the propping up of the ailing currency, and they're taking the lion's share of refugees.
And they say that Germans have no sense of humour.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:12,
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Germany needs the refugees, it's not altruism.
www.diw.de/de/diw_01.c.514092.de/presse/diw_roundup/population_ageing_and_its_effects_on_the_german_economy.html
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Heard this before.
I wonder why they didn't try to use European labour to solve this problem?
Hope it's not in the belief they can be exploited on the cheap.
Whilst they may assume they've just gotten an instant educated workforce that can look after them in their dotage it's going to come at a price.
These are heavily traumatised men women and children who will need looking after. Especially the children who will have witness horrible brutality. Can't just drop them into the school system and leave them to it. They'll need proper psychological care.
Also they'll need to invest in housing, health, schooling etc to cope with the boom.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:27,
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"I wonder why they didn't try to use European labour to solve this problem?"
Because they're all driving up and down the M4
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So... What you're saying is that...
... we have absolutely no impact assessments...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42249854
.. but the EU parliament have
Basically, we're a bit shit.
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I say we put a pin in Cyprus and give the whole lot a big ol spin!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:34,
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Um, yeah pointed this out before...when the UK goes either the EU cuts its cloth accordingly and/or member states up their game. Each member state only has to cut or up what they do by what 3-5% each? The pressure for the EU to do a deal is coming from EU businesses, I am sure the EU as an institution secretly (in some cases openly) don't give a shit...the economic argument for Brexit are shit.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:52,
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Roxanne but every time they sing Roxanne it gets 5% faster
Roxseal.
XD
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 16:54,
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Wunderbar :)
I wonder how long it would take to listen to No Limits by 2 Unlimited if you did this for every time they said No.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:33,
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Ha!
That would have more than tripled in speed by the end of the first bout of Nonos!
Update: Being the sad git I am, I checked the video and there's no singing until a minute in! Who knew?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:31,
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But once they started singing it would take about two and a half seconds
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:55,
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Seven Roxannes = Alvin and the Chipmunks
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:53,
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Shipment of frozen penguin glands
Wikileaks
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:15,
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What since 1974! They are gonna be mingin!
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:10,
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Those fucking Dagoes. :(
I SAID we should have nuked them, just to be sure.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:19,
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That's a name from the past...
Must listen to Comforter again, not given it a play in, ooh, over a decade....
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:09,
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the real thing is pretty extraordinary
twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/938382001203228673
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Oh my!
You couldn't make it up! Well, if you did, it would be this, which is extraordinarily accurate.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:59,
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That rather brilliant Ed Banger record at the top of the top of the popular links page
Took me to this.
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New to me
But they seem ok.. I shall explore. Thanks!
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:57,
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man looks totaly gutted at the loss of his new fleshlight
Oh well back to the cum box
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:39,
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Ha!
I was telling someone about the cumbox just the other day.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 6:36,
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Why do they build wooden houses in areas where they get wild fires?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 16:02,
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The same reasons they build wooden houses in areas that get twisters and hurricanes. It's common practice, cheaper than brick, and where future-proofing is more expensive than standard operating procedure, humans tend to be optimistic and economical.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 16:29,
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Because california is very tectonically active and wooden houses are cheaper to build and easier to make quake resistant - Well at least less fatal if they collapse.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 16:31,
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Make them out of jelly then.
Non flammable and quake resistant.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 16:45,
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Can't get moulds big enough, otherwise it's the perfect solution.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 16:50,
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You only need a mold big enough to make jelly bricks.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:15,
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or build out of lego, just like James May
how about the tradiional Japenese construction of wood paper and tenticle porn? that would stay up for a hell of a lot longer
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:35,
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James May's built from Lego?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:14,
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Yes, apart from his hair which is made from snow leopard pelts
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:31,
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Well, before the fire there is.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:12,
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