Bloke fabricates London's #1 restuarant on Trip Advisor.
And then, after weeks at number 1, decides to open it (selling cup-a-soups and "spruced up ready meals"). Makes a very entertaining read, despite it being in Vice.
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If people enjoy reading that and for some reason haven't seen Nathan For You, check it out.
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Thanks. Not heard of that one.
Hopefully it'll be on one of the tellybox app things that I sodding pay for every month.
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Jurassic World trailer
I made this!
Nah not really, its a shite effects green screen video I made...
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That was a lot more entertaining than I expected it to be
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Kind of reminds me of Heater by Samim..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=caNLQbsYlts
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My word
That was spectacular.
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Look how pissed he looks now
Bottle of scotch every evening I reckon
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He doesn't looked as pissed as Ken Clarke, who's definitely on a bottle of whisky a night.
I've had enough of experts anyway, like all those experts at the IMF and IFS who said there would be an IMMEDIATE recession were we to vote leave. Not when we actually left, but immediately after a leave vote. Also the experts said that all inward investment by foreign companies would immediately cease and the stock market would collapse. The opposite of that has happened.
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Clarke is a hardened drinker who's had years of boozing behind him
He's at the point where he cant function without it
Suspect Davis only got onto the hard stuff in the last few months. Shits the bed most nights
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That would certainly explain the years of gibberish he's been spouting.
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And in contrast
not one of the claimed benefits of brexit looks like it will happen. It does not look like they will happen in the future either, unlike the pessimistic economic forecasts on the remain side, which are still possible.
In fact, the more this government acts like this government does, the more likely they are.
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I prefer red to blue
when dealing with blood, politics, or passports.
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You're the only person I've ever heard talking about the blue passports.
You certainly go on about them. It's all bollocks of course. All passports worldwide conform with an international standard that has nothing to do with the EU. I suppose we will be able to change the colour though, but who gives a shit apart from you?
www.news.com.au/travel/travel-advice/travellers-stories/the-reason-why-passports-are-all-designed-the-same/news-story/449c7acb523fb1f1e54cd13481ac86c1
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I know what you're talking about.
I think I saw them once in a copy of the Innovations catalogue. I've never sèn one in real life. Do people brandish them at Passport Control? Where do you go on holiday?
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you can't
they can't read the biometric data through them so you have to take them out of their stupid covers.
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Cant he just use the ones made by the treasury before the vote?
www.gov.uk/government/publications/hm-treasury-analysis-the-immediate-economic-impact-of-leaving-the-eu
Or were they all a bunch of scaremongering bollocks?
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Osbourne said the sky was going to fall on our heads.
And he continues to spread that message every day in the Standard.
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And so the remain campaign failed
As they could not offer anything positive about staying in and just resorted to threats if we did not obey. What happened to that emergency austerity 'max' budget Osbourne promised if we voted out?
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Indeed, if they had run a positive campaign it might have been different.
Instead they went round threatening anybody that even suggested leaving with doom and calling them racist.
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It's difficult to run a positive campaign,
when everyone is already enjoying the positive benefits without appreciating them. Every positive you have can only be explained in terms of how it will be subtracted from people who believe they don't care about it or need it. The only non-negative thing its possible to say is "things will remain as they are" which isn't the sort of thing that people with 1st-world problems want to hear.
When you're campaigning for the status quo you therefore HAVE nothing that sounds positive, and you're up against totally hypothetical positive claims which may be inflated to almost any extent, from the the side who have the additional advantage of their grass naturally appearing greener.
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Well up to a point.
Our leaving will not stop the ceaseless EU power grab at the expense of the member states' automony. Unless this ends and the EU backs down (highly unlikely) we are just the first to leave.
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And the part of mexico
that left the USA is doing SO much better than California, part of that which remained.
Oh, wait. That is complete bollocks, they just drifted into economic ruin because they were not part of the successful union of states...
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Very apposite comparison, there's a real equivalence there.
You must be one of those highly intelligent and educated remainers I keep hearing about,
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Solitudinem fecerunt, pacem appellant
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Oh hark at lord Bryon!
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fucking Tacitus you unruly pleb
Cunt was actually quoting some ancestor of bonnie prince bob bemoaning how the marvelous achievements of porridge land had been laid waste by backward looking autocratic roman empire. Michael Gove basically.
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But it must be true because he's really good at the maths
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOGMCRDOEB8
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The HYS comments display some amazing swivel eyed loonyness
To be fair to the Double D this really is something Cameron and Osborne should have at least started. Regardless of your Brexit view the incompetence on display with this lot is staggering.
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And yet
because almost 52 percent of the people voted to leave - corresponding to 37% of the electorate, and 27% of the population - despite not having the information, we're still supposed to accept the result as inviolable.
It's insane.
Leave remainers to one side for a moment: I don't understand why more Brexiteers aren't worried about this... unless winning was simply more important than what was won.
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".. unless winning was simply more important than what was won."
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Numbers!
Leave got 51.9% of a massive 72.2% turnout
In 2008 Obama got 52.9% out of a 58.2% turnout.
If you're questioning the democratic result of the poll then you're like the nutters in the states that spent years questioning Obama's right to govern.
And like I said before if you didn't vote then you didn't care.
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You ask why we are not more worried?
Well the morning after I was. I got what I wanted and was prepared to pay the cost of it. But I was expecting in part the financial apocalypse that was promised. Promised as soon as the vote happened not when we eventually leave.
That didn't happen. There's been some impact I grant you but nothing on the scale that was promised day after bloody day during the campaign. Almost 100% of the media went along with this line so there was escaping it.
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Oh I understood.
I voted because I knew understood I disliked the eu and wanted no part in being part of a future USE. I voted because I didn't like what they were doing in Greece.
I voted because I like my politicians within egg throwing distance.
I voted because eu expansionism has destabilised eastern Europe.
I voted because the eu put's punitive tariffs on poorer nations exports to the eu to help relatively wealthy european firms exploit their resources.
I voted for many reasons.
When you voted for remain, what was your understanding of what you were voting for? Come on Benny here is your platform.
Make the case for re-joining the eu here and now.
Sell it to us.
BRB Just going to make a coffee that was processed in the eu despite the beans being grown in Africa and the farms paid a pittance for it compared to the final product.
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1. Economic prosperity, specifically not sacrificing economic growth in the short to medium term for a very unlikely possible gain in the long-term
2. A better deal than the WTO default with the worlds biggest free trade zone
3. Protection for our borders (yep, that's a thing)
4. Having input into military policy and general policy for Europe
5. The ability to work in 20+ odd countries without hassle
6. Preferential travel within Europe
7. International Relevance
8. Farming subsidies
9. No problems for expats legally residing in Europe.
10. No problems with Northern Ireland (well past the usual ones)
11. The rich assholes with the vested interest in getting out of europe, before they crack down on tax havens, would be fucked (Farage, Duncan-Smith, Lawson the usual assholes).
12. It wouldn't matter so much that our cabinet (and shadow cabinet) are populated with the most dangerous incompetents since the 3 day week.
Your politicians were always within stones throw, it's people with your attitude that elected Farage, instead of someone that had their best interests at heart and would represent them with gravitas, within the EU parliament. Also if you throw a stone within the EU, which the UK is currently part of, you hit a bit of the EU.
Europe is pretty small and there is currently free movement for its citizens, so you could just go and talk to other politicians in other countries but I understand that's way beyond your tiny little mindset.
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Hey I can see you had your reasons and unlike Benny are able to articulate them
I'ld love to debate them but got jobs on.
But Farming subsidies seriously?
Yes I could fly to wherever the EU has it's head office at the moment going back and forth from Brussels to Strasbourg at the cost of €103 million.
Then find out my MEP doesn't hold surgeries so fly back, write a letter.
Wait to see if one of my actually 7 MEPS that claim to represent me will give me the honour of listening to me.
Fly back to wherever the EU is currently squatting. Have some twat in a suit nod politely whilst I talk.
And then fly back home having developed a carbon footprint the equivalent of 5 double decker buses and achieved nothing.
OR
I can walk 15 minutes and speak with my MP at his surgery (Except on Wednesday afternoons) with knowledge he'll be in trouble if some nutjob starts a local campaign.
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To be honest I just kind of lobbed in farming subsidies as there appear to be a few farmers who are suddenly realising their overproduction is no longer going to be rewarded :)
You're lucky to have an MP who actually does their surgeries, it's hit and miss depending on the MP.
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Never had a need so great I parly with a tory.
But if I did then its good to know I can.
Plus we have a healthy collection of grass roots activists that seem to be on top of things.
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oh god. I agree with dvan
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I'm sure I'll say something retarded in a moment
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You think you know better than the world's Nobel prize winners, something tells me you won't be swayed
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pffft!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8mduTEvnU0
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Erm
It's been proven the Russian were dicking about on Twitter and Facebook like nobody's business. Given that fact, how can the outcome of the referendum be considered valid?
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I must send him a thank you note for helping me realise my political aims!
Don't know how much has been proven in this case but I expect the famous Troll Factory is real.
Countries have fucked around in other nations elections since there's been elections.
Obama also tried to influence the outcome by saying "we'll be back of the queue."
The eu also tried by funding pro eu think tanks to scare voters into voting remain.
If you annuled every vote that some outside nation tried to steer it than you'll never have one.
Given that the younger voted remain and the older voted leave.
How much influence a meme on the twatter would have on voting choices?
You could also argue that what Putin would like is the divided nation we have now with people putting down democracy. He'll love that he would.
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"You could also argue that what Putin would like is the divided nation we have now with people putting down democracy"
No shit Sherlock, you've fallen straight into the very obvious "divide and conquer" hole and as with the other brexitholes you keep digging as stubbornly keeping face is more important to you than doing what's best for the country.
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Talk to be about being stubborn and digging in.
You who are refusing to accept the result of a referendum and numerous votes in parliament and the manifestos of the 2 parties that got 82.4% at the last election. Neither of them supporting going back on brexit.
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I completely accept that there was an opinion poll and that the two main parties have been falling over themselves to try and gain what they perceive as popular ground as a result, regardless of the non-existent details attached to said opinion poll. There's fuck all in our constitution that says we have to do something stupid because there was an opinion poll.
That both sides have shown themselves as incapable of putting country before perceived votes is the reason I will never vote for either of them again.
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You missed the whole punishment budget thing then?
We were told all this would happen immediately after a vote to leave.
Not 2 plus years later when the leaving process has finished.
Rather than going over this again here's a link.
fullfact.org/economy/brexit-and-economic-apocalypse/
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That's from the beginning of the year. Since them our growth figures have dropped whilst those in the rest of the EU have risen:
https://www.ft.com/content/499115b6-ad90-11e7-beba-5521c713abf4
Now that's the IMF saying that a couple of months back and I'm sure they've got political interests here too, however here are a couple of choice and apposite quotes:
"“We forecast in the pre-referendum period, as did others, there would be long run negative effects on the British economy,” he said. “I think we’re starting to see those.”" - Prediction, take with the usual pinch of salt,
"Growth in most of the other advanced economies, with the notable exception of the UK, picked up in the first half of 2017 from its pace in the second half of 2016" - This is a fact. Our growth has been hit, unlike the other primary EU members
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differences when electing a politician
someone has to govern
there are many options
they are held to greater account by other politicians, branches of government, their party
but most importantly, the decision can be reversed 4 years later
Compare with almost evenly split binary vote on what could be the biggest upheaval in Western Europe in decades; and from such a simple 'yes/no' question so much has been extrapolated. "We definitely won't leave the single market." "Leave means leave everything." The Irish border. EU citizen rights. Freedom of movement. etc etc etc. At least politicians have manifestos they can be judged against.
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Started? If should have been completed and published before the referendum so people could make an informed decision.
I don't know if I'm looking into the past with rose tinted testicles, but when I was doing A-level economics and had to write coursework on whether or not we should join the Euro I recall all the broadsheets laying out fairly non-partisan, well considered for and against arguments.
I don't remember seeing much of anything on Brexit other than doom mongering from Remain and total shite from Leave and nothing of intellectual rigour from any media outlet.
tl;dr: I remember when all this was fields.
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Did you read this at the time?
www.gov.uk/government/publications/hm-treasury-analysis-the-immediate-economic-impact-of-leaving-the-eu
I mean it's total partisan bollocks but it is the information that was given to the public before the vote.
How can you forecast when you don't know the terms on how you're going to leave?
The only thing you could forecast on is the only situation where you have enough information on what will happen. That is a hard brexit, walking away and using WTO rules.
And if that's not been done it bloody well should have because it's looking more and more likely.
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I skimmed through it.
I treat anything that comes from politicians with the utmost skepticism regardless of their party affiliation.
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What, even incompetence?
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well no, i take their incompetence pretty seriously.
If you want something fucking up, give it to a politician.
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"Feel my nose and put my glasses there"
Roars drunken Davis
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HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
NO, NOT LIKE THAT FFS!!!
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"This’ll be featured in newspaper sub-editing courses for years.”
Sub-editors will be extinct in a decade.
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hang on to that, Fadge has a thing for stuff like that
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So is Fadge APILN aka Scaryduck?
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:48,
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It's a very Framley Examiner mistake to make.
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Japanese prog band tackle THE best tune of all time from a computer game.
Passing Breeze is Japanese
edit: actually the band is SST: Sega Sound Team :o)
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Clearly not the best theme of all time from a computer game.
When it competes with Doom E1M1, Monkey Island (and practically anything from Lucas Arts), the entire score of Total Annihilation, and the original midi files from Transport Tycoon. (To name just a few.)
However it is pretty good.
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Well, it's not strictly a 'theme', it's 'in-game' musak ;)
I don't like any of the Monkey Island music though, it drives me (coco)nuts.
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I love this version of Doom 2's Entryway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khjvSzKF0vc
Guy totally aces the solo.
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It's ok I suppose....
But it's not this
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Hehe, nice!
He's done this one too:
passing breeze
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He's done loads!
Ghosts 'n Goblins Cover
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Ah yes I can feel it again - steering wheel, blonde by my side, palm trees rushing by....
a bunch of spotty teenagers gathered behind the car...
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I love the BGM for Outrun.
I've dropped them into several DJ sets.
I remember when C&VG gave out a cover tape with them on it (with 720° on the other side).
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For those of you who dig Final Fantasy
There's also the Black Mages. The composer is in it, they play hard rock versions from the games...
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it might be a bit 'splodey today...
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cat->pidgeons
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It might improve Trump's score on this:
www.sporcle.com/games/g/worldcapitals
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Pretty good idea, has to happen at some point, no point beating around the bush...continually pretending it can be settled in some peace settlement is a joke (course I am sort of clueless on the issues). Might be naive but couldn't they treat the city like Vatican City a sort of separate principality, separate laws, separate head of state, separate flag...I am sure this would piss off everyone but it might work.
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Something like this...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Partition_Plan_for_Palestine
How about this for a plan - whomsoever holds Jerusalem and can successfully defend it, gets to keep it. That's how it's usually worked over the last 4,000 years.
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Suppose it's time to post this again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY
blog.ninapaley.com/2012/10/01/this-land-is-mine/
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I've a better plan.
Let's nuke the Vatican, Jerusalem and Mecca. Then when the fucking dolts see their god is impotent perhaps they'll grow up and stop believing in utter nonsense.
Of course, a lot of people will get vaporised, but if you want to make an omelette...
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"course I am sort of clueless on the issues"
No no, you're positively a modern-day Arthur Balfour.
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Maps showing rude place names
Old as the hills but funny.
Trigger warning: Contains a map of Europe
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Hence why all geology field trips to New Zealand are endlessly funny...and I expect eventually tiresome.
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A thing of joy
I shall never tire of rude place names and will remain the man child I am
Edit: Speaking of hills what about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Willy
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I was tickled.by Buggerru
It puts me in mind of a cross between buckeroo and the end of Clerks II
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im surprised how many knobs there are down under
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since it's stuj-Wednesday, here' something for him to masturbate to
NSFW
(spoiler: a Tarantula doing the full monty)
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Was expecting a spider dancing to "Hot Stuff"
Am disappoint
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:39,
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really
been up since 3.30a.m. for (loss of) Ash(es) Wednesday
edit: go on then www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaOd_61q0oQ
Remember his name
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Your optimism is admirable
But with English cricket ill-advised.
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BAH HUMBUG!
Right. There must be SOMEONE else awake. KIM FUCKING WILDE! and Lawnmower Deth
Let's make this the xmas number one. And I'm plugging this at the expense of stuj and the xmas chainsaw massacre's perennial non-charter 'Happy Birthday Little Baby Jesus, Now Get On The Train You Filthy Jew' here.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Dec 2017, 2:45,
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Kim and 99 Red Balloons Nena!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrKlO1Tr2IE
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Poss NSFW. Fuck it, I don't know whether it's the booze, but I didn't find htis erotic. At all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-bWy4R8vnY
Shower scenes from Schindler's List still work, so it's not the booze.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Dec 2017, 3:40,
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Seeing as Kim Jong Baldmonkey hasn't actually launched a Washing Machine of Doom at the USA yet, I figure it's time to encourage him.
'Cos I'm LOVELY like that.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Dec 2017, 1:24,
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And jus to lessen everyone's enjoyment of the internet....... HER'ES GWAR /LINKSTARDS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0g-TcjDf68
:D
RiP In Pieces Malcy.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Dec 2017, 1:37,
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Might have posted this one before, fuck it, I <3 In Extremo.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b01wTOPOZT4
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Dec 2017, 2:07,
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Meanwhile in Arizona...
Is there any evidence that the state marijuana program is having positive effects?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 23:53,
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Like that series of Taxi when you saw Jim before drugs
For values of series that = episode
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simbosan liked your link on, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 4:40,
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I like this.
It's done with real brio.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:38,
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About a billion pounds' worth, too.
By which I mean "20 feet of track".
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:48,
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In case you missed it
because building a robot is cheaper than buying brio
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:14,
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I fucking love this
Thanks
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:19,
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The video stops in a weird place, does anyone know what happens in the end?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 23:50,
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A passenger jet crashes through the ceiling, wiping out all the things
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 0:10,
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Which is why my boy get's his "Brio" from Lidl
www.lidl.co.uk/en/Your-own-railway-9967.htm
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 11:45,
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B+. Top, top punnage.
Would groan again
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:53,
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The little engine that could!
0.29 ftw
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:38,
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Course it's all cgi nowadays, they can't afford physical sets
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:11,
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Watch with this on another page at the same time ftw
youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE?t=19
NSFW
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:16,
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Is this the new promo for the HS2 rail link?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 23:25,
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Obviously not, firstly it works and secondly it didn't cost over 60bn.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 11:15,
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I sometimes wish I had kids
so I could spend all my time doing this kind of thing.With no kids, it seems a bit odd :(
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Just call yourself a YouTuber
Better than inviting neighbourhood kids to watch you playing with your Thomas.
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GoPro gets thrown from crashed rally car, captures a nice shot
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That's awesome, in a really eerie kind of way
It reminds me of the Titanic sinking into the depths.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:26,
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I know this is obvious, but what really struck me
was that: as it goes over, there are people inside
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Varmint, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:02,
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Italics really added to the drama there
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Slant eyed bastards.
Sorry, I meant slant "I"d bastards.
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Varmint, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:30,
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Smarter than humans, the GoPro bailed before the crash
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 23:31,
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Transient - lightning at 1,000 FPS and 4K
Vimeo link for posh gits
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:55,
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i do believe you are wrong old chap.
what this needs is more Igors and double handed blade switches
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:45,
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Yakety sax and a foley artiste shaking a sheet of bacofoil would’ve been better.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:15,
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Rare, unreleased footage of George Michael playing the Otomatone
In the prime of his life...
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:34,
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Sounds like Sweep from Sooty & Sweep.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:15,
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Centuries of Sound
I made this!
I'm making a mix(tape) for every year of recorded sound. This months is quite sweary, so I thought I'd put it on here. Probably not for everyone, as some people don't like to listen to wax cylinders for some reason.
Also, making the 2017 one right now, so if anyone has any suggestions for film/interview clips that are good, please suggest away. Not music though, I have more than enough music to wade through already.
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That's fantastic. Hats off to you for the effort in researching this
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:14,
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That looks right up my street...
Will check it out properly when I'm back home.
Really liking the multi-media approach. This caught my eye as a striking artwork I'm not familiar with.
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Yeah, please do!
The art posts get the best responses and take the least time to make, just going through the '1896 Paintings' category on Wikipedia and picking my favourite 10 usually.
That painting is really something, isn't it? It's supposed to be an attack on post-impressionism, which is even odder.
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That has a kind of similarity to Ringu
Eerie but striking
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 23:33,
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Congratulations, Happytoast!
You're the new "that dress"!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:12,
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I am wearing that dress as I type this
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:28,
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Oh! Em! Gee!
Are we having a "beef"?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:12,
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Yay!
Edit whoa, it just hit 'most read' on the BBC site!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:58,
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Oi! Keep it down will you?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:10,
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Nice of them to cut out the watermark :(
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It's a lovely gif. It doesn't make a sound. What in the shuddering fuck is going on with the world?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:39,
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the same people who hear this are the ones who will fail the invisible box challenge,
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:03,
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Attention seeking or mentally ill. Only reasons anyone would claim to hear anything with that gif.
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:43,
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that incident outside Banbury public toilets
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:26,
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Turn it into a Christmas card:
'Silent gif, Holy gif'
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:29,
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I was wondering what all the fuss was about, but it turned out I had the volume at 0.
Now I get it.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:04,
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that noisy bugger of a gif has been haunting me since first seen
well deserved too, shame about the zero attribution over at daily theft
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ha
I love that they linked back here and most of the comments say bindun
anyhoo, nice to see it on the beeb and not yet again on some shitrag
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mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:49,
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I like
"meh
too much effort and technology used"
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:05,
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To start with I tried calling you a cunt but they deleted it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:17,
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doof doof doof
next, a story about how reading words is like hearing them in your head
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mutated monty, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:44,
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I can't hear anything though but I'm probably a freak
Well in happytoast! You're famous like Rose West or Harold Shipman
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Does anybody else hear spreadsheets?
I'm the only one in the office that hears a high pitched noise when a spreadsheet is on certain monitors. I though/think I was/am going mad.
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:18,
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Quite normal m8, I often get that thing where the spreadsheets say to murder prostitutes.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:36,
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I hear voices when I get
mails from HR or accounts. They tell me to do bad things.
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I used to be able to hear the old tube monitors when they were on standby
Had to turn them off in school as I couldn't concentrate on the teacher. Everyone thought I was crazy.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:41,
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Can't hear a thing
but it made my phone vibrate
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BBC are cunts
for cropping 'Happy Toast' off the bottom.
... cunts
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