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To be fair, he normally goes in via the letterbox
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LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 16:39,
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letterbox cat flap
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 16:45,
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̶c̶a̶t̶ ̶f̶l̶a̶p̶
cat flap
cunt flap
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:31,
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strike though not working for me :(
spelling the word through not working for me
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:33,
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Tags have never worked in the subject line
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97800, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 19:22,
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Ronnie Corbett's looking surprisingly well, not quite so affable IRL though.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:01,
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Bit of a Jeremy really.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 12:08,
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Explains everything
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 20:33,
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Small man syndrome
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 3:38,
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A friend smashed their kid in the face with a frisbee today...
... and it reminded of this.
Glasscock says No.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 14:26,
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I commend your friends robust parenting strategy.
(Add apostrophe to taste.)
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 15:37,
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Could have been worse.
An Aerobee would have cleaved him from gullet to gusset.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 15:59,
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Or Oddjob's hat
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 22:26,
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Adidas loses EU bid to extend three-stripe trademark
The court said the mark was not a pattern but an “ordinary figurative mark” and it was not relevant to take into account specific uses involving colors.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 14:12,
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A massive blow to the slav squat community.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 17:49,
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Surely, it's a good thing for them.
They can now get that Slav squatter look for less money.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 0:40,
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Forgot your password?
I made this!
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chipping sodbury, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 12:28,
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Nice
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 13:03,
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Ta!
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chipping sodbury, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 14:07,
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delightful little gif
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 13:38,
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Cheers!
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chipping sodbury, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 14:07,
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One Previous Owner...
German WW1 ships for sale
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:47,
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I'm gonna need some more recent pictures pls
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:50,
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You'll need an underwater camera
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:51,
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tempting but i'm currently bidding on london bridge so cant commit
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:54,
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£250,000 seems a small price to pay for the chance to wear a Kriegsmarine Captain's uniform to parties
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 13:48,
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You are Prince Harry AICMFP
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 13:56,
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rather odd, my comment seems to have vapourised
perhaps I breached the "no mentioning the Kriegsmarine" board policy
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 2:56,
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Pretty sweet.
They're selling 3 of the 4 König class battleships. I'm given to understand they were all scuttled in 1919.
I'm particularly amused by the "Frequently bought together" section. While I imagine the only time they've ever actually been bought, it was certainly together, the frequency at which that happens can be at most about 0.0000000003 hertz.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:54,
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I'm pleased to see
that they will post to the UK and the US
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 20 Jun 2019, 4:53,
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Ultimate 'pissed up' ebay purchase
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gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 12:24,
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Gun's never been fired.
Only been sunk once.
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champagnerocker, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 17:17,
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Here's a podcast which talks about the origins of the Quiznos Spongmonkeys.
I made this!
I talked to them a while ago but it came out yesterday, which is good timing given the recent surge of Spongmonkery. Anyway, it's lovely and well worth a listen if you're interested in this stuff.
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crab_bloke), Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:22,
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You silly sod.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 17:00,
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yep
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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Jun 2019, 14:23,
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Thankfully they hired you.
A lot of agencies would've just ripped it off.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:19,
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that's true, they are good guys
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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Jun 2019, 14:23,
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I've always found this species to be blind to good things.
B3ta is no exception. I thought it would quickly be populated by masses of new users. And here we are 15 years later with a relatively small group. Go figure. The human primate just doesn't know a good thing when it hits them. But then it's nice being a small group of enthusiasts.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 22:25,
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Weeeee
Thanks but no.
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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:59,
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O_o
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:15,
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ULTRA GAKE
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:26,
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Warren
2 days ago
There was no attempt to follow the laws of physic
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:50,
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still nice
and this is still one of my favourites
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ozof, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 14:49,
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LMAO.
14 hours.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 18:20,
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Even the end credits are great
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 20:24,
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You'd like the rest of the rides...
.... it is from the Centrifuge Brain Project by Till Nowak.
https://vimeo.com/58293017
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 15:07,
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Another anniversary
NSFW
30 years old today! Marking as NSFW as I can't remember if there are any F-bombs in it.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:12,
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great band
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:34,
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I award this post five squillion Ultra-Mega-Brill© points.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 17:02,
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Loved it then: love it now.
Thanks for posting!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 19:12,
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Brillent!
Have had Angel Dust on me musicplayer all week.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 20 Jun 2019, 5:33,
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Like it
Scruffy style of playing suits
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Sherbs, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 3:57,
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How to speak English - word pack 2
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Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:48,
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FPV Micromachines, anyone?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:58,
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*spoiler alert *
He falls off the side of a pool table and explodes.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:17,
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Soon to be available in silicone rubber.
Under the 'Gere' brand.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:31,
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*vomit*
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 5:56,
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double vomit
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:37,
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Got three minutes in
It’s either a parody, or a phantasmagorical pile of ultrabollocks. Didn’t stick around to find out which.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:47,
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I got to 14 seconds
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perkusfux, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:29,
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I can barely Tolle-rate him!
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Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:53,
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Look at the trees
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tonyharrison, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 12:19,
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this is the kind of shite that a lot of churches are lapping up
The NAR movement is totally down with all this New-Age stuff and has conflated it with Christianity. I'm rather hoping that the Evangelical church will eat itself from within as a result (prays really hard (oh fuck; prayer is useless and I don't believe in it))
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gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 12:45,
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What a load of bollocks
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 14:39,
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Ooh
It's been a long time since I've listened to your stuff! Great job, well done! :o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:45,
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Ta!
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quackpipe isn't shouting he's just saying, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:00,
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*relaxes*
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:49,
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*Unzips*
Now or never
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:20,
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Lovely work
Some deep bass mellowness there
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:27,
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Most nice.
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ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 22:02,
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My Spongmonkies pop up in the collective consciousness again, as they do from time to time
I made this!
link is to a huffpost article about them, which mentions b3ta obviously
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crab_bloke), Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:45,
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To this day the Mrs. will exclaim "they got a pepper bar" when we see a quiznos.
Of course one case of food poisoning meant We'll never eat there again.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:16,
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Ha!
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crab_bloke), Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:03,
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WOOHOO!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:07,
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WAAHAAA!
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crab_bloke), Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:08,
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Why is this under Weird News?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:10,
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it should be under Very Important world News
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crab_bloke), Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:09,
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This site has oozed a curious poison into the world over the years.
A benign poison, but hard to describe, and totally unjustified.
You should be proud to have been such a large part of that :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:42,
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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crab_bloke), Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:09,
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Yay! 'Ahead of their time" is right.
It's Quiznos' loss that they didn't appreciate the genius of the spong.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:24,
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I concur wholeheartedly
quite right!
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crab_bloke), Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:10,
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mmm toasty
i want one
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:24,
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a toaasted spongmonkey?
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crab_bloke), Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:10,
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Even better than being voted one of the worst adverts of all time
By WatchMojo (who can't pronounce "spong")
Didn't realise the plural was "spongmonkies" - I consider myself educated.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:54,
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SpongsMonkey
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crab_bloke), Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:57,
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Apparently, the brand’s ad firm received a clip of Veitch’s “We Like the Moon” from his site rathergood.com and “decided it was perfect for a new campaign."
Something in this sentence conjures images of a lot of cocaine and some Nathan Barley type characters talking at each other
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 2:34,
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I gotta admit,
during my student days, rathergood.com was a common go-to entertainment source when we were all absolutely bolloxed.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:50,
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^
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:28,
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I enjoyed Blode a lot.
And I still lament the take down of Thomas the Wank Engine.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:43,
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Stop what you're doing and listen to this
I was trying to find a video of a metallophone and found this. Stan Tomlinson treats you to not one, not two, not three, but FOUR classics in this video. Don't say I never give you anything.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:59,
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Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:18,
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This is what true freedom looks like.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:50,
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Real Power Talk
I made this!
I've been making this comedy series as a sort of midlife crisis. This is the first episode that we've been able to put online.
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ma0sm, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:29,
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that
preview image gave me cancer.
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 1:35,
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Is there life after football?
I made this!
This has comedy and BAME casting with a whole range of ages.
So even if you don’t like football there’s something in this for everyone. Unfortunately though, men wrote it.
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AOEComedy, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:02,
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If you use this link it embeds and everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pq1-haYv7w
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:29,
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(also is quite good)
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:31,
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A classy move
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 23:03,
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He really needs holding to task over this despite his change of heart.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP0CGc9DdwQ&t=0m57s
For an earlier example of his idiocy.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 23:22,
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Worst Bill Hicks bit ever.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 23:35,
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Sandy Hook Victims lawyers asked for all Infowars emails
So infowars sent the entire dump of all their email servers since like forever. In the past some jerks had sent emails to infowars accounts containing child porn. So the dump contained child porn.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 23:50,
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as other conspiracy theorist react when challenged, this is essentially answering one claim by making a lot of other unsubstantiated claims
-that the child porn on Jones computers was only derived from other people unwanted emails
-that the child porn sent to the victims only took the form of forwarded emails from unwanted trolls, something the victims have not acknowledged
-and that Jones himself is not claiming inadvertent disclosure as part of a release of emails in discovery, which would be the standard explanation for the above, but that his lawyer had "deliberately set him up". He claims his lawyer "planted" the evidence, which contradicts your defence of him.
So do you have anything which corroborates your claims, as I read some articles this morning which made no mention of emails, other than self-confessed liar Jones himself? Or was it something you heard on these rightwing message boards?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 0:21,
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I got in an online argument with one jones supporter a few months back, and it was like trying to nail jelly to the wall
I'm possibly overcompensating for that by arcing up here
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 1:57,
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possibly
possibly not
who knows?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:03,
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it's the tantalising prospect that lends the situation its erotic frisson
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:28,
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PARK LIFE
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97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:21,
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I'm glad
I am not the only one to notice it
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:41,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGex0kLgNok&
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:33,
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Be fun to see how those arguments play out in court.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:09,
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I read it as 'flies'
and imagined in montage fashion Alex Jones spending months cruelly training flies to carry tiny obscene images.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:02,
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YouTube once recommended me an
interview with him and David Lynch, as their way of trying to radicalise me.
David Lynch was more of a truther than I'd imagine, but Alex Jones seemed to actually be a fan and had a genuine interest in his films. I mean, it was still a shit interview, but odd to hear him show an interest in the arts.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:38,
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often characters like that know it's a charade. He admitted as much in his divorce proceeding
He might be a sensible (if fairly unethical) bloke with normal tastes, who discovered he could monetise rabid conspiracy theory.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 4:05,
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Do not draw a penis
Draw whatever you want.. as long as it's not a penis.. it will know, it's got AI and everything
(also have sound turned on)
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:18,
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This is amazing
It can recognise my penis within seconds. Something no other machine has been able to do in the past. The possibilities are endless.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:11,
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machine person
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:36,
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too much lag for me, looks good
What was the whiteboard site/game there used to be a b3ta room on, anyone remember?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:22,
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isketch anyone?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:21,
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that's the one! Started in 1999!
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:04,
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I hope this is getting us one step closer
to walls that detect being enhanced by Banksy and then self destruct regardless of any structural damage.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:26,
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My first try it didn't work. It just asked if it was an accurate depiction of a baseball bat.
But after reloading, I drew penis after penis. After about the 5th time, the program takes over and begins drawing penises all on its own. I just sat back and watched. Two pubes per ball is what I saw though. There's room for improvement!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 2:10,
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It wasn't baseball bat
It was "baseball bat". She knew.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:43,
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You can draw as many penises as you want, so long as you draw a couple of squares first to throw it off.
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97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:17,
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It's broken. I drew a fantastic pair of boobs and it said it got excited by my picture of a door :(
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:34,
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A door with knockers?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:35,
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"A cactus? Interesting"
Insert joke about pricks
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ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:55,
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You can't tell me what to do; you're not my real dad!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:07,
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