Right I need some new TV to watch.
I'm thinking about the Event but I'm open to other suggestions.
So suggest please.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:03, 171 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So apparently "happiness" is difficult to quantify
In other news, pope in arboreal defecation shocker!

Are you happy? And how would you quantify your degree of happiness?

Alt Q: Am I happy?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:43, 129 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got a new (flat) cap
CHCB kept telling me not to wear it in the house but I said "NO". Flat cap + dressing gown is the new look amirite?.

What are you wearing that you shouldn't be?
( Captain V, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:22, 73 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm in Britain, bitches!!
I'm staying with two lovely B3tans and am currently enjoying a cuppa and a good chat. How are you all??
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:32, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That thread is a little too large.
When I was younger I used to have curly, and if I may say so now, beautiful hair. I hated it and wanted nothing more to have straight hair. Now I've chemically raped my hair so much it's gone pretty much straight, and it's shit.

What did you really want; only to get it and hate it?

Alt: What item would make your life about 20 times better than it is now? Real or imaginary. I don't care.
EDIT: Oh my god you're all so money-driven. Let's make this more interesting. ASIDE from finacial gain, we all know that would improve all our sordid lives.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:35, 102 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why is this so slow today?
Where is everybody?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:12, 233 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's officially christmas, I saw a Holidays ARe coming advert.
Gaz us your address if you want a christmas card !

What you getting for who? I want some ideas for my loved ones.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 8:00, 19 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Since I'm in a fantastic mood I'll offer the DG services of free compliments and feel good comments.
If you're a boy I'll call you 'Champ' and will genuinely say something nice about you.

If you're a girl, well, then it will be something sexual as, well, that's what you want talking to me, innit.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 22:54, 276 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I failed to pull at The Blousie Internet Disco
So I'm going to have a bottle and wine and drown my sorrows whist watching Phil Taylor and Ted Hanky in the 'Grand Slam of Darts'

What are you doing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 22:04, 131 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm bored and re-visiting the music of my yoof on youtube.
Throw some links my way of your favorite tunes.

No Agadoo Jeff.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdP6UuNNHqA

One to start the ball rolling.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 20:27, 111 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Seeing pictures of that Tower Block fire in China
Makes me want to play that old computer game 'Rampage' where you got your ape to climb buildings and stuff.

Has anything current triggered any retro moments for you recently?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12, 92 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nasa News
According to the radio- NASA has just annouced to the world that they are just about to release "interesting news" in the next few minutes. BBC journalists are standing by.

But what will the news be? NASA scientists seem to have a widely different view of what is interesting.

Have aliens been observed mooning the Hubble telescope?
Or have the engineers developed a new kind of non return valve?
(bugboy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:35, 155 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

PsycoChomp post has made me think
that I don't want his thread to get 200 replies. So new one.

No, really, it's made me think that, when I came to England, as no one knew me, I could be exactly as I wanted, without having friends adding tags to you because of something you did once when you were a little one (you know, that day that you didn't lend your friend some money and you became the tight one, even when after that you've been lending money to everybody...)

So if you had the chance to start from the begining, in a new place, new people, new job... how would you like to show yourself? do you think it'd work or after a while it would be the same again?

EDIT: It seems I haven't explained myself properly. It's not about changing, you are who you are. It's about in which boxes you've been put by your friends or the people who knows you for a lont time, like all my family thinking that I'm super shy, but I know I'm not, but they would get in my way trying to help me, so when I moved to England I finally could show myself as I am.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:07, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not going to let that thread get to 200 replies.
Right so in BSG spinoff Caprica they manage to recreate someones's personality from the data they've left behind.

If you suddenly got amnesia do you think you'd be able to know what you were like as a person from all your posts on here, emails, texts, recorded phone calls etc? Or are you more than what you say?

Alt question: Do you think you'd like yourself if you didn't remember your personality at all?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:41, 168 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Children in need in on this Friday
I hate things like that, if I want to give to charity I'll give without some twat dressed up as a giant teddy-bear telling me to do so.

What annual events do you hate?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:40, 206 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What a morning
Get up at 5:30am and rush to the airport, too much traffic on the road, run to your gate.

Get to Manchester airport, T3, and run to the station to get the first train. The train is delayed. Wait for it fearing you're going to miss the second train.

Arrive to Manchester Piccadilly 3min too late to catch the train. The next train is 1h later. Wait 1h in Piccadilly... not much to do there.

Arrive to Runcorn East; the taxi is late. Wait in the cold wandering why everything's going wrong today.

Start work at 11am; and I need to do 10h today. I don't think I'll go to sleep before 11pm.

And finally, I'm having one of the worse cases of JeffAIDS ever.

On the bright side, we're having our tickets for free to go to Madrid on Thursday, and I'm looking forward to it.

Go on, be nice today. Who are you missing a lot and why? Do you think it's possible to recover the friendship or meet him/her more often?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:17, 221 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Things you never thought you'd be doing.
At one point of the weekend I found myself drinking a beer in the car park of TK Maxx in Watford. Five hours later I was eating venison in what was once WS Gilbert's (of Gilbert & Sullivan fame) house, to the sound of the Indiana Jones theme tune being played on the pianola.

It occurred to me at the time that these were a couple of the more peculiar moments in a life filled with weird shit.

Ever found yourself thinking 'what the fuck am I doing here?'

Do tell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 8:40, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Today I'll mostly be listening to Blink 182 and Third Eye Blind.
Does anyone want to go to the park? My Dad got me 12 bottles of Smirny Ice for the christmas week, he said he won't buy me any more and that if I drink it all in one go, that that's up to me, but they'll be no more. But I know that work gave him a bottle of Gin and him and Mum don't drink it, so I can bring that too. I've got *counts change* £4.79, so that's 3 bottles of coke and a chips, should be enough. Can one of you lot bring fags though? I also took some fire-lighters and matches, so we can have a bit of a bonfire. OOOO, marshmillows, we should get some in case we get the munchies from drinking so much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 7:28, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I KILLED SUNDAY NIGHT THREADS
Is there a prize?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:18, 119 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

After my near rape experience
I want to know when you were touched innapropriately?

Alt Q; What animal trait would you adopt?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 20:13, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well the weekend is coming to a close
Any highlights you'd wish to share?

Or why not tell me what you'll be doing this week instead?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:35, 132 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I managed to have a good lie in today so I'm full of beans.
I'm going to go through my clothes and throw away everything I know I won't wear then I'll have more room for what I do wear. Black t-shirts and jeans ftw.

What are you up to?
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 10:06, 129 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gil Scott Heron tickets..
He's playing at Brixton Sunday night but I'm off to see Public Enemy Does anyone want the tickets? Gaz me if so and I'll get on it in the morning. Ta.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 0:43, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Someone please start a conversation not about clothes
Otherwise I may actually have to do some work tonight...
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 22:05, 23 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Woo
Its saturday night, surely there must be loads of us online?

To that end I suggest a new thread about what we got up to today.

Alt Q: Favourite sandwich filling
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 20:41, 133 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What makes the best pie you've ever had?
Over here, possibly the Crispy Inn's Beef, bacon and cheese pie, wrapped in a light but crispy pastry parcel. Back in Blighty, it would be No. 5 The Deli's steak pie in Crewkerne, which has no equal for the chunkinees of its beef, flavour of the gravy and beautiful half-way house between stodge and fluffiness that is the pastry.
Saying that, I can still slum it with a Fray Bentos Steak and Ale, which was the ray of sunshine on many a dreary Swiss evening when we could get them.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Nov 2010, 13:40, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Re all the moaning about student fees.
Why not do 2 year courses instead of 3? The fees would be cut by a third automatically. It would mean that students would have to work a bit harder of course, and maybe get up in the morning.
Anyway, I thought that the idea of higher education was deferred gratification? Work your tits off for a few years, be skint and then get a well paid job as a theatre studies lecturer or something equally useful.
And anyway, it might be a gross generalisation, but most students I've met never seem to be skint, many have cars, and spend a great deal on crap quality coke.
Rant over...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 12:32, 24 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The tedium of it all!
I stand here surveying my potential weekend. No parties, no fun, but a shit load of work, laundry and some already overdue hoovering. My brain is melting with the thought of it.

Someone please tell me you're predicting a duller weekend than mine!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 12:30, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)