BETTER BBC NEWS THREAD
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145

hahaha haaaaa
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:52, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Listen up here right, 'cus this is going to Blow Your Minds.
ASDA Maccaroni Cheese Microwave Meal? Not bad, plonk some bread crumbs on top and some parmazam, and it's alright really
Marks'n'Sparks Maccaroni Cheese Microwave Meal? They have made pasta and cheese taste of beige, I don't know how they did it, but they did. It's horrible.

I have been in one hellovalot of pain today, really sad times, but the ice cream maker I bought from ebay arrived today from amazon, which is really strange, I don't understand it. Also, amazon takes years to deliver normally. What the fuck is up with that shit?

Portal 2 didn't come today so I'm guessing I won't get it in time for the bank holiday, FML.

Let's talk about a game plan, what's your game plan?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:42, 234 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did anyone else read this and wonder if Darth had a hamster alter-ego?
b3ta.com/questions/greed/post1174469

Alt Q - How best can I make this up to an understandably furious friend (Sorry DF)?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34, 91 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's almost lunch time....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:24, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38, 48 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yeah long thread
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12918531

So how much porn is too much porn?

Also lol at "Ian Barber (left)" that's not going to come back and haunt him ever.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:46, 163 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Vote for the new QOTW
Poll on /board now

THAT IS ALL
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning, morning
Second time lucky, I avoided for just seconds to get trapped on the central line yesterday when a signal failed and all the trains were stopped just a moment after I decided I was going to walk to the next stop and do a bit of exercise. So close...

Unlucky though, as Barcelona didn't win yesterday. Oh, well, we can still get the Champions and the League, it shouldn't be too bad...

We're getting our flat today, finally. We have a nice weekend in front of us with Tate (no so nice), bbqs, Doctor Who(m)... 4 nice long days to enjoy this summer time.

A question for you, then... well, probably nobody will start replying before 8:30, anyway... but let's see... I don't know, how are you feeling today? Glad about the holidays? Going somewhere special? Any nice plans?

Monty, why are you upset today?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:19, 101 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alright ot
who wants a cuddlewuddle
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:32, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

GRRRRRRRRRRR
Fuck me sideways, I hate this stinking week.

What is your week like?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:18, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeh', anyway....
I donno if anyone here knows of Top Lad, but it's basicly a bragging site for Sun readers, take a browse around here to see the gyst of it: www.toplad.org/

So let's post our TOPLAD posts here, seeing as the whole thing is fictional, it doesn't matter if you are a lad or laddette.

Also, tee hee, they haven't locked their dirs... www.toplad.org/img-upload/ .... these are what I've found.... so I just knocked up this: coll3ctive.co.uk/toplad.php NSFW
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:20, 197 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Whoah there, my nig-nogs.
How are you celebrating Der Fuhrer's birthday? It's all about Uncle Adi today.

This is a shit q but that last thread was a little off-colour. Plus quite frankly I am in such an utterly shit mood that a thread about 'nommy sammidges' wouldn't even annoy me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:12, 68 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was the best until...?
regale us with stories of when you were the best at something until someone new showed up and made you look a bit shit. Stolen from Talksport.

alt q: My parents got married on the Hitlers birthday - why are your folks uber cool?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:47, 197 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:18, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I want a puppy.
What do you want?
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:15, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Belinda Carlisle's
father-in-law is James Mason.

This, for some reason, really surprised me.

What useless crap trivia has surprised you lately.







alt q: Would you? I would.
(dchurch bah, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:51, 163 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OK new thread as last one too long.
Cheer me up. OR laugh at me.

Ask me a question - or tell me something I won't know and should. Just fucking post something, alright?

NB Not you, Bert.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:22, 159 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY !
I can almost hear TGB, Clendrix, Lusty and Wookie sighing right now "Oh dear, what kitchen gadget has Gonz lusted for now, and 'simply had to have'now?". Go on take a guess.

Alt: If you could make any flavour ice cream with a brand new ice cream maker, what flavour would you make? So far I've thought up.

- Peantbutter and Banana
- Lavender
- Red Bull Sorbay
- Beatroot Sorbay
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:11, 223 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you need a new question?
Right, I hate modern art. Just find it stupid and pointless. There are a couple of not too bad things, but in general, asking someone to pay millions for a white canvas or an umbrella or half a glass of water... well, I think it's disgusting.

Mark likes it, though, and he keeps complaining that because I get so upset at museums he's not going anymore as much as he'd like to. So, because he's been a really nice guy lately, I've got us tickets to the Tate Modern Miró exposition. I'm NOT looking forward to it, but I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

When was the last time you did something you hate just to make someone happy?

What do you think of modern art?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:03, 233 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning, my friends!
Is it only me, or does anyone else feel, when on the tube, that the guys keep looking at you as if waiting for you to take a picture of them with your mobile? It's been 3 times today that boys not at all sexy have been staring at me and my mobile on the tube. Then, there was a real hottie, but he wasn't interested on me at all. And I'm not going to be taking pictures of anyone, anyway.

Ah! Yesterday I started earlier so went home earlier, which saved me of being trapped for more than 1h on a Jubilee train. Only thinking about it makes me sweat. And after 1h trapped, the passengers had to leave, in groups of 10, walking on the tunnel until the next station, at rush hour. I would have had a panick attack for sure.

Finally, my project has been cancelled, so I don't know what I should be doing with my time, but I'd rather be in bed than here.

So, my questions:

i.- When have you felt everybody's looking at you? Was it real or just your imagination?
ii.- Any horror stories on the tube, train, bus or plane? (no terrorist attacks, please)
iii.- Where would you rather be now?
iv.- How are you feeling this morning?

There, that should keep you busy for a while.

EDIT: Oh, and this is for BGB. I didn't know he could sing too, maybe you knew already? forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3404513
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:39, 214 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I made lemon posset,
not torte,
this week
who wants some
on the internet?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:32, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Poo poo willy willy bum bum.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:38, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Serendipity
I was speculating earlier about what to do tomorrow. I'd got as far as "I really want some more exercise, but it's so hot here it'd be really nice to go to the coast" when out of the blue I got a text from a friend inviting me to go to the Norfolk coast tomorrow for some relaxation and power kiting. Yay!

When has someone apparently read your mind lately?

Alt: Homebrew. Good, bad, or just plain awful?
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:02, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that thread is too long. so have several shit questions.
1 - should the "muslims against crusades" group be allowed to protest at the royal wedding?

2 - it's hot. what is the best thing about summer?

3 - it's hot. what is the worst thing about summer?

4 - i am going for wine and cheese tonight. powerful reeking blue cheese and cheddar ftw. how do you like your cheese, strong, feeble or unwashed?

5 - monty, what are you blithering about?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:13, 88 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hi! My name's Monty.
I like ponies and Justin Bieber. Show us your tits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:13, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

here's your new thread you lazy bastards
I'm looking for car insurance, IS'NT THAT EXCITING! ranging from £320 to over a grand, damn you 3 points on my license.

Tell me about any criminal convictions you've had or nearly had.

Alt: I will be drinking Rose (accent) wine in the sun soon on the river, what is your sunshine tipple of choice this evening.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:12, 24 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

new thread
lunch bbc wifi on trains is shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:34, 226 replies, latest was 15 years ago)