I need cheering up
get to it!

alt: what is the best thing that has ever happened to you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:33, 180 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aaarrghghhhh! I have work to do and I can't procrastinate and do it tomorrow.
What do you have to do today that you just can't put off?

Alt: Long hair or short hair on women/men, or do you not have a preference?
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:25, 230 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A /talk bash, earlier
ljplus.ru/img4/e/x/extel9/110606_003.jpg

I'm sure they're all lovely people who shower regularly (and by regularly I mean the 3rd Sunday in every Month).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Where are all you mugs?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:20, 195 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just told the Freemasons to go do one.
I told them gracefully a few weeks ago that I want to quit, so they've just told me that I need to pay for a year's subscription in the next week (£200) or I'll have to pay £400 for another year. I've had two meals that are on par with primary school dinners at best (seriously, unedable), been to 2 meetings and paid around £400 so far.

Brotherly Love and Charity? What a load of bullshit. They have a worst buisnes practice than LA Fitness.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:23, 134 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Come on people!!!
My funny bone won't tickle itself.


Fess up time. I used to love watching the Love boat and I knew all the lyrics to the theme tune.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=icAwcByaNtY

BOATLOL!
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:11, 208 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread,
This is a great idea for a website.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13616123
What's another great idea for a website I can steal.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:58, 162 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wow, shortest thread ever.
Thanks al.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:37, 234 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You want short threads? Let's have another one then.
On saturday night I had a horrible sensation when I realised that Monty had been right about something.

I went to see Journey supported by Styx and Foreigner and it turns out the Foreigner are in fact "Fucking Shit". And Mick Jones is a distinctly average guitar player.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:35, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Seem to be getting a lot of long threads of late.
I know it's not links etc but,
waveatthebus.blogspot.com/
A dad in the US waved his son off to the bus every morning in a different outfit. Made me laugh. Would you do this? I probably wouldn't. If you would then what would your favourite outfit BE to dress up as?

Also, why *are* the threads getting so long?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:10, 85 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning 'tards
What mr sportscow would like to know from you today is the daft amounts of money you have spent on stuff. Expensive meals, drinks, clothes, cars, guns...

Did you pay £100 for an arse-massaged cow burger? Is that horse piss you are drinking actually a 1937 Merlot from Adolf's personal cellar?

Alt: good weekend?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 6:36, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm going raving in fabric next weekend.
Damian Lazarus, Radioactive Man, DMX Krew and Terry Francis on the lineup, I'm aiming for my kidneys to pack in.

Any London B3toids fancy a pint next weekend?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:33, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening All.
What have you done today?

I've slept off a huge amount of ale and watched motor racing.

I'm going to make some burgers now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:21, 84 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not a slut
mostly lack of opportunity rather than any moral code, however.

QUESTION: If I have a beef in beer slowcooker recipe that I like, and I substitute pork for beef and cider for beer, will that work? Or is pork in cider completely different?

Alt: What's your favourite casserole/stew/cassoulet/meat in sauce?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 9:49, 72 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're all whores.
Discuss.
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 7:33, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's Saturday evening.
I've had a lovely day, I went to upfest, watching the football in the pub and now I've popped home for a spot of dinner before going back to the pub for the evening session.

What have you done?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:14, 38 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's Saturday!
Discuss.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Jun 2011, 10:01, 31 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hey, do you people like films? Well, so does Debbie Schlussel! You'll probably agree with all of her reviews as she is in no way completely insane.
www.debbieschlussel.com/

And she's Jewish so gonz can click the link without fear of it not being kosher.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jun 2011, 2:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is Jimmy Savile really a necrophile, or is it just a bizarre rumour?
Bonus points for Sarah Cornley lols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:47, 49 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's rave Friday on Links and I'm HAVING IT!!!!
Anyone got any E's?
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 19:36, 83 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bored now.
Desert island discs/Room 101 mash-up.

What song and thing would you love to have as yours forever?

What song and thing would like to see die a miserable, squalid death being arse-raped by syphalltic dwarves?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:08, 204 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I pronouce Sportscow SHIT
yeah, how do you like them onions?!

Does anyone actually like Andy Murray?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:56, 130 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I pronounce THAT thread shit
Best and worst thing you have done in the previous 24 hour period?

ALT: Weekend plans?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:13, 228 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I pronounce that thread shit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13632447
Make hair puns then.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:55, 33 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I pronounce that last thread dead at 13 minutes without reply
You're starting to go grey and it doesn't suit you. Do you dye it, shave it all off or start wearing a hat all the time?

Alt: Favourite band/artist beginning with P
Alt Alt: If you were tasked with creating a new soap opera where would you set it?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:30, 122 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lunch thread is early.
What are you doing this weekend?

I'm probably going to head to upfest

www.upfest.co.uk/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:24, 88 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Monty's begging for a new thread again.
Does he have ADD, or just cannot process large amounts of information?

Alt: Lunch thread!!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:08, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Right wake up you miserable excuse for internetters.
Post something with SHOCK VALUE. Something exciting or challenging. Something about sammiches. Anything.

Sean Connery - he really is shit, isn't he? Apart from in the brilliant 'Darby O'Gill and The Little People', of course.

Alt: did you know that Christopher Lee was Ian Fleming's personal choice to play James Bond? Did you know that?

EDIT Yeah I'm posting about 'film'. I'm really 'into film'. I love quoting lines from films. It doesn't make me a complete wanker at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:32, 287 replies, latest was 15 years ago)