New thread
I'm sure it's about time we discussed the weekend.

Do so now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:32, 186 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Euphemisms
What's the best one? My current favourite is "smash their back doors in" before that it was "ruined"

Which ones do you love/hate.

I am a tender gentle lover.

alt: bonus bbc news link www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13809122
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, 261 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are the Gods conspiring to ruin my friday?
The horrible recycling bin got mud all over my trousers.
Then my awful bosses sent me to buy breakfast when I can't eat any.
And now the EVIL JEFFTHEDOGFUCKER has sent me a link telling me N-Dubz are on the verge of breaking up!

Make me happy, OT.

alt: what makes YOU happy?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:37, 189 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Okay. If that thread's not dead, it's seriously wounded and limping along behind the pack maoning "Go, save yourselves, don't worry about meeee......."

So, what's the best advertising mascot? From the talking Weetabixes to Tony the Tiger; the Caramel Bunny to the Kia Ora crow. Tell us which talking animal floats your cartoony boat.

alt: where the fuck is everyone?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:01, 164 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hello
LUNCH??!?!?


Alt: B3ta mirror sites hopefully not right.upthear.se as I don't want that in my history.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:45, 114 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pedantry
As I posted on these boards, I noticed that people had a habit of criticizing my overactive shift finger, and from this somehow managed to convince themselves that this meant my IQ was lower than algae.
So my questions are...
1. What is the most pedantic thing you've ever done or said?
2. What is the greatest amount of pedantry you've ever faced?
You many answer one or both questions.
(888777555, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:33, 116 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who here has already been in work 45 minutes too long?
On the plus side, my new office has a mini mart next door which sells fresh croissants and pain of chocolat and cartons of ribena.

I have a healthy breakfast.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:09, 143 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Utter bastards...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:51, 187 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Teenage dreams...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:24, 175 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Jeremy Kyle and his many crowns.
Lord of the Chavs
King of the Gypsies
Crown Prince of Pikeys
Shah of the Slags
True of false?
Anyway, If you've ever caught his monstrous freak show, who is the worst person you've ever seen on it. This can also apply to Trisha, SJR, Jerry Springer ,etcetera.
(ALT- What is the worst thing they did?)
(ALT 2- Think of other titles for Kyle)
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:52, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Holy shit
Profile for acid_kewpie:
a member for 6 years, 6 months and 12 days

I had no idea this place existed until a few seconds ago.

So I can be all needy and wet here???
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:42, 99 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

board game memories...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:00, 67 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Six hours
That is how Long I was in meetings today. Tell me your least productive working day.

Alt q: Mountain Dew, the best?

Alt Alt Q: Can anyone help me smuggle a car into Ireland?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:44, 47 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright roomy people
You're in an interview, they ask you to tell a joke.
What joke do you tell?

Serious answers only please, I've been warned that this is liekly to happen in an interview soon.
( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:09, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Vajazzling
www.vajazzling.com/
NSFW if you go looking at the photos.

Is this women being loud and proud of their bodies or is it porn fashion?

Discuss.

Alt/Really? You need an alt? With this question?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:58, 208 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

PUN THREAD
Today I've chosen, bands/songs about PsychoChomp.
I'll start

Nude Kids on the cock
( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:07, 75 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The OffTopics
Right, that is the name of our new band. Who plays an instrument? Are you any good? Have you played live in front of people or are you a bedroom weedler?

Alt: Tea or coffee? Favourite biscuit or snack?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:41, 75 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Food thread!
Right my detox diet thing officially ends Tuesday.

What would you eat to celebrate and prepare for the long drive to glastonbury?

I'm going to glastonbury.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:48, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Stupid self inflicted injuries, GO
www.telegraph.co.uk/health/8577572/Wart-blasted-off-with-shotgun.html

ALT: best pudding
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:07, 188 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

QOTW poll for this week
New Question of the Week vote = HERE

THAT IS ALL
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:42, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What makes a great TV show
As I hang out with the stars I know a number of people who work in telivision. Most of them make crap.

What makes a good show of any genre?

Alt: What's good on TV at the moment, I watched Luther last night, excellent stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:09, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

RIGHT enough of that adblock-inducing cunt and whatever you're gassing about in that other thread, I want to talk seriously for a moment.
So in Brussels they make all these big decisions and define subsidies and choose who gets what and what laws make sense for the better good of the union, right? And we elect these fair folk to their posts and they go to the EU and represent us in the best possible way, right? Yeah, lol jk, what's your favourite feature of the opposite sex?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:31, 93 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/fairgrounds/post1241001


( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:17, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Enough of the objectification of women with thoughts and feelings who deserve better than than to be objectifide by men.
What's your dream job? What are the downsides to the job? What happened to that "Dream job" competition where someone gets to sit around on the internet all day blogging about looking after a tropical island?

Alt: Name me an artist/song/album/whatever that you like, even though it goes against your general style?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:06, 282 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Blimey.
Have you seen what Sian Williams is wearing today?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:57, 146 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

evening thread
I've been using my tiny little brain to see if I could pop over while I'm on vacation in september...
It appears to be...
That I cannot :) :) :)

But I will be applying for my passport next week.

Favorite 80's song?
I think mine is probably Father Figure by the legendary George Michael
That or Summer of '69 by the wonderful Bryan Adams
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:45, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)