With all the negative stuff about the kids of today in the news, it’s refreshing to read something that makes you proud sometimes.
www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23986943-nursery-school-bigots.do

'more than 20,000 pupils aged 11 or younger were reported to their local authorities last year for racism. Among the insults reported in 2009-10 were "broccoli head" and "gaylord".'

Maybe we'll be OK in the future after all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:24, 130 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's early so no doubt this thread won't get any replies for a while
Yesterday we found out that b69 used to be a chef, a proper one and everything.

Tell the group something about yourself that we don't already know

Alt:
Make up something entertaining
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 7:09, 91 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i hate my job.
Okay not necessarily the job, but management is terrible and employees don't give a shit about anything.
I may start writing a blog about how stupid my job is.
Would you read it?

Do you have a blog?

Alt: I miss you guys :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:03, 224 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't like these word assosiation threads. There are lots of things I hate today, including..
- "The Real housewives of New York" - Oh god, I swear this Real Housewives show is about horrible human beings being horrible human beings.

- Downstairs painting for the second day now, me having to airate the flat twice now because the toxic fumes is making my body fall apart faster than it is falling apart anyway. Which means that the flat gets cold and the trafic is loud. I really can't wait to get out of this place and now I've looked around a bit more I'm convinced the flat I saw on the weekend is the one to go for. There are ones in way worst condition going for a hell of a lot more just down the road.

- The people who we were going to buy the flat from acting the victim, they had given away loads of stuff, handed in notices at jobs, gotten new jobs, and all sorts of stuff. But naturally we're the bad guy 'cus when we found out the place has dryrot and an upcoming bill of £14k we pulled out. We hadn't even gotten the mortgage yet when we told them we were pulling out. GRRR. And it's ruined my ma's 60 year old BFFship, 'cus their ma' won't speak to my ma', 'cus they're laying on the big vicitm.

- The girl in the shop across the road pushed in the queue and I said "Excuse me, there is a queue here" and she goes "I was here first" so I said "No you wern't, I saw you walk in just now while I was queuing up", *turns to shop keeper* "Hurry up, the traffic warden is coming".

- Me being so behind on my work 'cus I have so much hospital stuff this week, gonna work late tonight so tomo when I get in they'll be like "DUDE, THAT'S RAD, WELL DONE".

- That I made a dozen quasontz filled with peanutbutter and nutella, bounty bar and mint areo... I didn't have one because you can't bring 11 into work because they'll know I had one, because it's a funny number. And I couldn't have one of my own actually at work because there are more people who'd want than there are. Maybe next time I can cut them in half and make 24 of them. I donno. I think they'll be alright microwaved so they go soft again maybe so they might still be nice. I donno. I might just bin them. They might think that me making them equates to me slacking off all day too.

- That I don't know without googling why snooker chalk is blue and why is this worrying me?

- That I have a load of ingredients that go off today, so I don't know weather to make pizza or pasta where I don't really want to eat anything at all but I should. None of it would be nice frozen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:11, 26 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dorking 'bout my generation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:11, 56 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New thread.
Right Gonz seems to want a girlfriend so lets try to help him out.

What's are your top 3 tips for getting freaky?

Alt: Black coffee or tea?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:28, 270 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Time for a new thread.
I recently noticed an advert on Face Book for a Fragrance for Men, called BANG, it even has a bottle that looks like it was hit buy a car. I assume this is in an attempt to make men's perfume less girly seeming.

So, a question: Do you use lots of Male Grooming products to cover the smell of despair and desperation, or is the once-monthly bath enough for you.

Alt: Gayest Name you can think of for a similar product.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:27, 30 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Duck thread is dead
What do you guys and gals not understand that is simple for others?

Electricity is like magic string to me - I understand the concepts but it DOES NOT COMPUTE in my mind.

Alt:
Non-internet based work distractions
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:46, 203 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What do you dislike about northeners?
ALT: what do you dislike about southerners?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:16, 188 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That thread seems to be rapidly dying
So, yesterday an autistic chap was sent to jail for mocking people who had died.

I didn't realise that was a criminal offence, and certainly not one that would warrant a jail term.

So I would like to apologise to AA for making a joke of the fact that his awful taste in music contributed to the death of his mother.

What would you like to apologise for?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:07, 135 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm starting a new thread
first time for everything.

What was your first thread like, and how were you initiated?

Alt: What was your last thread like?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:05, 29 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bored, been up for hours with the kids, tired and this is my last day in my 20's
Its been done before, Something popular you hate and something unpopular you love.

Go!
( Peej, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 7:59, 159 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Christ almighty.
It's a bit dead around here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:03, 155 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Just NO!

This isn't worth it's own thread, and I'm probably stomping a bit.

I don't think that I like my housemates anymore and I need new ones stat.

Thing is, what do you say to someone who has been timing your showers?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:32, 11 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

evening thread, time
GONZ! (or someone else, for that matter) I bought some gnocci, what do I make with it (remember I can only handle about 3 steps)

alt: What the hell are tuesdays for?

altalt: it is tuesday, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:08, 47 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Tell me why I should come back here.
ALT: Tell me why I shouldn't.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:32, 178 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ok, fuck that last thread, it's getting too big and far too serious.
You can think of your own question though, I'm not spoonfeeding you.

Alt: There is no spoon.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:29, 165 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That thread is shit.
What's for lunch?

Also, migraines someone I work with has just gone home with one, I've never had one they seem pretty easy to fake to me. Who's had one? Are they really that bad?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:59, 221 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well that was a a fun thread, wasn't it kiddywinks?
Tomorrow I am training 2 South Africans in how to do a very small part of what I do. I am being a good boy and preparing all the bits and bobs I will need.

When was the last time you had to teach somebody something?

Alt: When did somebody last teach you something

AltAlt: Teachers: Wonderful, undervalued members or society of lazy skivers with too many holidays and a dangerous left-wing bias

AltAltAlt: why is the thread, that someone has inevitably posted while I'm typing all this, better than mine?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:23, 128 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New thread due to complaints about the last one.
I have a customer called Audrey Harrison, clearly a Japanese boxer!!!!!!

I have nothing to say and no question - and I claim the 'Gonz's Worst Thread of the Month' award.

I'd like to thank God, my parents, Hitler and the Whitechapel Mosque. I love you all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:27, 105 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If there were B3ta user top trump cards
who would you rate and with what powers?
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 7:16, 167 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

EDIT: DUE to a logistical tits up (talk board doesn't accept images) this is an 'off topic board' detour



( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:23, 88 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Shitty evening thread
what's shit?

alt: what's not shit.

oh and I just realised - in a couple of months I'll have been on b3ta longer than I was with my ex. b3ta wins.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:53, 185 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Threadstomp and what of it?
I just had to try to explain to a colleague that while I can train some people on Wednesday for her, and I have no doubts about my abilities so to do, I really do not want to have to do it ever again.

When pushed for a reason, it came down to "I Like working with machines and not people".

So, how have you made yourself look like an Autist recently.

Alt: Call me a fucking spastic.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:05, 118 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Pardon me for interrupting
but if anyone can help me out here, it's you clever people.

I'm currently a checkout zombie at a heartless supermarket. Got myself an application form for a Wickes closer to home but am a bit lost at one of the questions. 'Give an example of how you've created a rapport with a difficult person'. Is this talking 'are you going to be a twat in the staff canteen' or does it translate to 'How are you with bitchy customers?'

I'm not really sure what they want from me with this one.

And... a question for you. Er, what's your biggest interview mistake?
( Bats, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:43, 50 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Out of respect for Amberl's injury
how badly have you burnt yourself? I was cooking sausages once. I'd just heated up the grill and put the pan in when I realised I'd forgotten to put the tomatoes on. Reached in with a bare hand to pull out the grill pan and tried pulling out the grill element instead. Which was red hot.

Alt: Who's actually going to be at this bash, then? People seem to be dropping like flies.

Second alt: Since Doris in the other thread forgot to renew her car tax, what have you done in this vein that's dumb? I also forgot to do my car tax this year, but got away with it. I drove around for three months without an MOT last year as I had convinced myself it was due in August and not, as it turned out, in April.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:16, 103 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Out of the mouths of babes
What is the strangest thing that anyone has ever said to you?

Alt:
Dunno, something about food
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:45, 116 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My brother is over the moon
about the gyppo camp in his town, where they found slaves covered in excrement chained up in horseboxes, some of whom had been there for fifteen years. Best thing to happen to Leighton Buzzard since Kajagoogoo, apprently.

What's the best thing to have happened where you live recently?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:41, 112 replies, latest was 14 years ago)