Alright snotlings. I'm off out tonight.
The flying duck is doing a spinal tap night, cause it's 11/11/11. Hahahah geddit? yeah.
What are you lot up to?

Alt: How many b3tans does it take to change a lightbulb?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:14, 240 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Lets do the daily hate! like from that book yeah??!?
You have three sentances to moan and whinge about something you can't stand. Bonus points for other users.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:54, 187 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

HELLO!
ARE YOU UPSET?
What is your favourite biscuit?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:56, 142 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So I was round the bird's house last night.
We were sat there watching some shit on telly and I suddenly fancied a munch so without much talking I got right down to it. There I was lapping the bean when the cow goes and drops a muff guff or a queef as you people like to call it. Well I call it a muff guff so fuck you. Now I don't know about you but a misplaced proot, whether it's from the snapper or the crapper is bang out of order if my heads down there and this resulted in me losing interest. A bit later I went off to the bog to empty my arse and to my disgust I saw, sitting on top of the bin, a cuntplug tube. This would explain the rather irony aftertaste I got when I was down there munching the growler like a bulldog eating soup. I got the last laugh though as it turns out wimmin don't think a loud sustained belch IS funny when you're in the middle of slurping out their snapper. She is so totally sacked! Fuck you!
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:22, 43 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Seeing as it is funny numbers day is there anything you do that is number based?
Mental things like only having even numbers of beans etc?


Alt:
Best pub food ever?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:20, 164 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Happy WAR DAY you wankers.
Once again it's that day of the year when we stop to celebrate how COOL and HARD weapons and fighting are, and how INVADING other countries and KILLING PEOPLE with GUNS and BOMBS and stuff is EXCITING and WELL WICKED.

So in the spirit of remembrance, name your ULTIMATE FIGHTING DEVICE. I find this very difficult but despite tough competition from trebuchets, siege engines and war elephants, I think I must go for the Samurai sword, for its ruthless efficiency and beauty.

Alt: I'm getting utterly slaughtered tonight. Are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:37, 184 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning!
I've had my marmite on toast for dinner, I've got a cup of tea (2 sugars) brewing next to me, today is a good day.

How are you? Up to much today/tonight?

Alt: Do you have a poppy? If not, why not? I don't have one because I've not seen a single seller this year.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:33, 30 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Cocking hell it's dead in here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:25, 65 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I never could get the hang of thursdays
what's you're favourite /least favourite day

WHY? DAMN YOU, WHY?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:06, 93 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

For a country that really needs to get its finances in order
this seems like an odd move.

Who is your favourite current premier/head of state? And from the past?

alt: alright?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:44, 54 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Best/Worst Thing about today
Go!

Alt:
Favourite Christmas tipple
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:08, 132 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Just for Gonz as he had a "shit" day yesterday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey2L_ExKWuI
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:41, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I only started smoking because the boxes were pretty colours
Australia has now banned branding on fag packets, this seems utterly pointless, what do you think?

Alt: Is the welsh accent the stupidest, or Brummie?

Alt: where can I get a "cheap" ipad?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:24, 87 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I do hope I'm not treading on anyone's toes here...
CONGRATULATIONS TO ABERACCION ON THE BIRTH OF HER CHILD!

...That is all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:17, 18 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I quite like the them tune from tales of the unexpected and the one for the old bbc cricket.
What theme tunes do you like?

Alt: Ask me anything, go on.

Also FUCK OFF TO LINKS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=67xXbTaQlKI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc46Gk-6qrA
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:18, 156 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

OH GRIM GRIM GRIM EWWWW GRIM GRIM EWWWW AGHHHHHH HORRIBLE VILE WOMEN
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056875/Liz-Jones-baby-craving-drove-steal-husbands-sperm-ultimate-deception.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:48, 22 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm in a band.
Edit Alt: Are you in a band?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:24, 156 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What ho, chumlingtons.
Thursday is here, huzzah, huzzah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I got a little merry last night, via the medium of beer. How fascinating.

My question to you is this: don't you think it's odd that the B3tan who nicked my username used it to suggest a perfectly innocuous QOTW with it? I find that rather creepy for some reason. I know I keep going on about this but I find it mystifying. I can see why someone would purloin someone's name for piss-taking and parody purposes but to be still using it months later, and no longer even trying to be 'funny' with it, is just downright odd, no?

Alt: Tell us something else which is odd....Me!!! HAHHAA brilliant. Have a rusk, you flipper-limbed flid. You've earnt it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:27, 304 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yeah, so...
I've just got round to setting up the MP3 player the missus got me for Christmas a few years ago. I was going to do it ages ago but then the computer went for a burton and I forgot all about it. Then I realised I have a 4 hour train journey to London this weekend and figured it might be a good idea to have a distraction for the journey.

So, erm, what was the last Christmas present you received and then shoved in a cupboard?

Alt: There is no try. Only do. A philosophy for life, or bollocks?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:34, 44 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

squawk?
squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:44, 25 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Phew! I didn't expect or plan on getting involved in a debate on tuition fees
Not least because I lack the mental faculties to properly hold my own in such a discussion.

What are you too stupid for off topic?

Alt: Why do you all fuck off at this time of day, only to reappear just as I am about to go home?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:43, 269 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

God do i have to do EVERYTHING
My wife has been invited to a 'Jamie oliver tupperware party' which sounds momumentally shit, what was the worst party you ever went to?

alt:if you are a vegetarian, but wear leather or fur, does this make you a hypocritical cunt?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:42, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well italy is fucked, which means Spain and Portugal and most likely fucked
It is economic armageddon for our European neighbours and we will feel the consequences.

What will you do when you have no job money and are living in a cardboard box next to Monty?

alt: LUNCH!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:51, 216 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If you had to give up something you really enjoy what would be the most difficult?
Alt: death row meal?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:31, 157 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I watched Xmen first class last night.
It's great to see COMIC BOOKS adapted onto FILM don't you agree.

Alt: Lets play who's next on the European economy dominoes I think the eastern europen countries will be next, but no one will report it.
Edit Alt: My office christmas party will be in Leeds beat that for shitness.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:38, 268 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good morrow, wankers.
Have you every read Samuel Pepys' Diaries? I think they're fascinating. If you haven't, you should. Unless you're some kind of thicky spastic like *insert most peoples' names here*, in which case, don't bother, just stick to your comics that you read even though you're an adult you Simon Pegg-esque cunt in your 'skatewear'. Instead, fucking grow up, or, better still, please die. Thanks awfully.

Alt: I am also reading a jolly decent novel set in the time of King Christian IV of Denmark (late 1500s). He was an odd old cove, he really was. Tell the class about an odd old cove you know. Yes, me, hah haha brilliant. Have a biscuit you fucking cripple.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:28, 179 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

GENERIC TUESDAY NIGHT EVENING THREAD TIMEZ

GOOD: I'm thinking about my kitchen and what we can do
BAD: Something fucked up on my insides and I think I should probably go to hospital, but I'll leave it 'till friday when I'm seeing the GP anyway.
GOOD: I saw an awesome recipy in a magazine today: Choux pastry balls filled with a vanilla and lavander cream, with my addition of white chocolate over the top, like parfitta roles.
BAD: I lost a contact to a potential client.
GOOD: Hot'n'Sour soup, no chilis, for dinner, might get something solid later on.
GOOD: I really like the latest album by some people called 'lowkey', it's got some proper wicked well good plitical rap.
GOOD: I started watching some show called "Top Boy" on the way home, it's pretty awesome, made my journey home from work go speedy quick.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:00, 111 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

squawk?
squawk: squawk squawk, SQUAWK SQUAWK squawk.
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, 44 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I hate the sound and feel of polystyrene on polystyrene
What irrational hatred do you have (you or or NA will be ignored)

Alt: have you bought a poppy, if not why not?

alt: what film shall i watch tonight?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:08, 247 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Do you know that you cannot get adult pyjamas with skulls on in the UK.
I am disgusted and I plan to go home later and have a beer and try to forget how shit that is.

What disgusts you?

You can however get Sex pistols jammies.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:11, 207 replies, latest was 14 years ago)