Newslink and lunch thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19586313

Who would you like to remove from history (other than someone else's mum)?

alt: lunch?

altalt: Yabbi or Yabbie?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:54, 151 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So monty says that one is shit.
I say you're shit. WHO wants to see pictures of my subsonic nerfgun that I made for the dorm function on the weekend?

FYI, it was fully functional. I was shooting neanderthals with it all night.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:51, 120 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Before putting this on the calendar, wanted to gauge the level of interest in a pre-Christmas bash in Winchester.

Why Winchester?
• Halfway between London (one hour from Waterloo) & the west, making it easy to get to for all those darn sarf. Northerners could fly inexpensively in to Southampton (20 minutes away).
• Nice place, interesting history for those who like that sort of thing, very good selection of pubs, such as this one: tinyurl.com/8bzbgt8
• Both me and Monty have lived there before (not together) and reckon it could be a good place for a bash.
• Accomodation if booked now should be cheap.

Possible dates: Saturday 8th or Saturday 15th December. Vote here & enough people are up for it I will add to the calendar

Bash??






Which date?

Which date?





Or maybe Oxford?



( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:32, 99 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Morning, benders.
Good weekend? Mine was SUPERB. Saw my first ever 'three dee' film yesterday and was surprised to find I enjoyed it immensely.

Do tell about yours, if there is anything to report.

What's on for you this week? I'm going to attempt a week on the wagon. Realistic prospects of this: nil.

PS I had a go on Chompy's fabled homebrew on Saturday and it was really fucking good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 8:49, 131 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

entertain me, mortals
tell me about how you almost died that time and were a hero
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 13:00, 19 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

yur still all nobs

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:38, 25 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

yur all nobs.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 12:11, 9 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Friday night shut in thread
So what's your major malfunction?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:20, 67 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This deserves a new thread
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203173/Saddam-lookalike-attacked-gang-tried-kidnap-force-impersonate-dictator-porn-film.html
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:08, 31 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hey Monty, you'll like this
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19595217

He lives in Whitechapel, pissed £1.4 BILLION up the wall, and has a funny foreign name.

Alt: What's the most you've ever gambled?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:50, 123 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hi guys!!!!!
What're you up to this weekend?????

And what about lunch, eh? Me - I'm on the butternut squash soup, crackers and stilton tip!!! But that's just me - I'm crazy!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:17, 119 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Best urban legends?
I like the one about Ricky Martin and the dog, earlier on.

I also heard about a friend of a friend who was coming home drunk right and he got in an argument with his mate and his mate threw his phone into the bottle bank. The guy tried desperatly to get his phone back and as you'd expect got his head stuck in the bottle bank. His friend ran back to get help and some tools to help him out, but while he was away, someone bummed the poor defenseless bottle bank guy :(((
so sad.

What's your flavour, tell me what's your flavour.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:50, 147 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

looking for suggestions
I will soon be celebrating my 3rd wedding anniversary (my wife may also be celebrating, need to check). As you'll know doubt aware 3rd is leather.

What should I get her?

Alt. Q. What quote from TV or film do you find yourself using most frequently?
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:48, 18 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

FUN FUN FUN FUN FRIDAY
share links, jokes, insults and general high jinks here.

or fuck off and be a miserable cunt on your own, go on, fucking curl up into a ball and weep at the the futility of your pathetic existence.

but mostly, SHARE SOME FUN!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:47, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Vag has ruined that thread for everyone.
I've got a few hours free before work, what should i do? I've already done your mum, so lets leave that out.

alt: My new dog likes to eat my other dogs poo, is this normal? do you like poo?

altalt: Daytime TV really is wank.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:48, 107 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alright you collection of mouldy cretinous whorebags and scabby scrotal sacks?
It’s Friday. Splendid. Today I shall be gardening, fitting solar power to my shed and meeting young dog fucker for a quick pint. What are your intentions for today? (other than fucking one or both of my parents).

Alt: If you were to invade a country which would you invade and why?

AltAlt: which of you pervs is looking forward to seeing pictures of Kate Middleton’s tits?

piss off Boyce, I know you’re going to declare this thread to be ‘fucking shit’. I do not care what you think. Go and get your hair cut you scruffy cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 7:11, 161 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Evening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 18:14, 18 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm going home soon.
When are you going home?
Who cares?

Alt: What else are you doing that no one cares about?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:01, 142 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Watch rugby then, twats,
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19549703

Do you think "violent" sport should be demonised? Do you think sport is wank? Do you participate in sport, or just watch it from the armchair/barstool? You fat sod.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:22, 61 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

lower thread count than primark sheets on here today
i've had a shit morning. due to my own ineptitude i had to schlep to the dvla in wimbledon to renew my car tax. they don't have a car park. how can a building that deals with cars not have a car park?? anyway, it was a shit long trek and it cost me £270 for the privilege. cunts.

what's pissed on your chips today?

or what's added cheese and onions to them?

or, speaking of chips... LUNCH?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 13:25, 50 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So anyone getting a new iPhone?
I'm not, I don't like iTunes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:52, 67 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Really, off topic?
This is the best we can come up with today?
I am disappoint.

So, apparently there's some kind of 'bash' happening soon. I imagine there will be a lot of losers 'bashing' themselves silly at the though of meeting other losers from the internet for a curry and a pint. So tell us your tales (again) of when you met weirdos off the internet in real life. Doesn't have to be b3tans, it could be actual functioning human beings.

I myself went to a bash once and picked myself up a husband. Then later I went to America for a week to hang out with a bunch of women I met on the internet. They were actually nice. Which was nice.

Alt: is it possible to form actual friendships with internet types? If you have any b3tan's numbers in your phone, would you class them as an honest to goodness friend, the type you'd introduce to your parents?

AltAlt: What's for lunch?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:20, 99 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why do you hate a vagabond and why should he delete his account and kill himself
Let it all out my pretties.

Alt: why is a vagabond bent?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:08, 75 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm starting this thread purely so that Monty gets less posts than the bloke was mocking.
What time is it acceptable to start drinking?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:28, 154 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Soz 'feedingtimeatthezoo' poster, no offence like.
Is it still stomping if a thread got no replies for 6h because it was posted at 2am?

It's Thor's day. Huzzah. I'm even more Vikinged-up than usual at the moment due to that superb new documentary series. I also have a friend's Master's thesis on Viking Greenland to read when I get a mo. Finding myself more and more fascinated by Northern European history these days. I think my Genghis Khan obsession is waning.

What are you obsessed by? For your sake I sincerely hope it's not my mum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:23, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What are some of the things you did growing up that you wouldn't do now?
I've just been thinking about the trees I climbed and jumped out of when I was 12, without a care in the world. Yet 9 years after that, just before my 21st, I tried to reclaim my youth by revisiting a familiar tree and ended up snapping my arm.

Many years later I shudder at the thought of heights, and the shoddy ladder I have should I ever be required to go up on the roof is strictly off limits.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 2:12, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Don't pretend you've all got social lives or have gone to bed.
I have done the first evening of my new course. Interesting. Some 'unusual' students to say the least.

I am now bored, so demand you entertain me. How will you do so?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 23:09, 43 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So who will be disgracing themselves at lolbash? I for one cannot wait!
Tonight will involve drinking and saucisson, win. What are you up to you clutch of manatee minges
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:41, 111 replies, latest was 13 years ago)