OK I will do
Christmas Eve - collosal shit-fest or good time?
New Years Eve - collosal shit-fest or good time?

Alt:
Seasonal times in work - collosal shit-fest or good time?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:16, 207 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah good one.
So do you think tax avoiders should be named and SHAMED?

Select commitee does, Douglas Alexander doesn't.

SEEEEEE: www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20580980
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 12:44, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i have 2-3 hours of e-learnin to do including anti-bribery, secruity and code of business conduct
what bullshit does work deal up for you?

alt: do you say "only x more sleeps until y" because if you do I urge you to throw yourself off the nearest building. Phrases that annoy you.

Altalt: food you fat fucks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 11:15, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Monday morning. Delightful.
Good weekend?

I am feeling particularly smug, as I have completed my Christmas shopping, apart from some jewellery for my wife, which I will get tomorrow.

Suggest a Christmas present for a B3tan.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 8:30, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So how did you chumps waste your weekend
and how will you waste the next week as it takes you that bit closer to death?

alt: what is your favourite flower?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 17:59, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I haven't got dressed since last Wednesday.
When did you last get fuck off?
Alright.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 9:27, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sod Wilfs home sweet home post
The bathroom is completely redone, I’m talking tiles, bath panels, grouting, sealant, elastomeric paint, floor, new taps, new toilet seat and heated towel rail.
So how’s your day been? not that I care

Alt: Who’s had a hangover today?

Alt:Alt: If you could throw a snowball at anyone in the world who would it be?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 19:04, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Happy December fellas
Last night I learned Dozer was a closet racist and this morning I realized that John Waters and John Hughes are not the same person.

What have you learned recently?

Alt: Snow, are you looking forward to it or fearing it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:32, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well, broke that thread
have another one

FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:45, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tomorrow I am destined to either sort out Christmas decorations or redecorate the main bathroom
Either way they will both involve huge amounts of alcohol with plenty of swearing and cursing which is the lesser of the two evils O/T? Help me solve this dilemma.
Alt:Something for the weekend. What?
Alt:Alt: Who’s the best drunk on O/T
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:02, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Look, I'm sorry for the semi-threadstomp
but this is fucking brilliant and cannot wait another damn second
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:39, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Childhood Dreams
What did you all want to be when you were older and have you fulfilled any childhood fantasies (perverts)

I remember a picture I drew in primary school where I wanted to be a diver, but having seen a programme on killers the night before I had changed it to frogman... The guy who dredges rivers etc looking for bodies.

Nice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:07, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is fairly interesting.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20540758

How much food do you waste? I'm not great at keeping all my food but it's no where near as much as the 40% mentioned in here.

Alt: What's for dinner?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:25, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

: (
Nuff said
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:06, 130 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

On my way to a gig, had some beers already and I'm sure there will be many more
However I have to get the 6:30 train back to London. Including a 7:30am crunch conf call, I may have to mute while i vom.

No question the evening chaps don't need one.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:37, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

New thread
So what are your weekend plans.

I'm doing christmas organising, so sorting out food/presents/travel and saturday night people are coming round my flat to play dungeons and dragons (I'm going out) then after they've nerded it up I'll be heading back to play poker.

What are you up to?!?!?!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:11, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, this is fun.
Can anyone sum this up for me?
www.official-documents.gov.uk/document/hc1213/hc07/0780/0780.pdf
I can't be bothered to read the whole thing.

Alt: Who cares? There's clearly no one here today.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:13, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Funerals
I had the unfortunate task of going to a friends funeral earlier in the week. For her song as you leave she had "I've Had The Time Of My Life". Which was quite poignant.

What would you have at yours? Would it depend on how you passed?

Alt. Do you go overboard with Christmas decorations or keep it simple?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:48, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FFS it's time for a newslink
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20523950

So apparently bestiality was made legal in Germany in 1969. What the fuck are these jokers up to?

Alt: Your sexy animal stories please.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:25, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning turdlickers
What are the skills and attributes that make successful people successful?

No Alt as I want your answers to this question. Yes, you're probably not successful yourself, but you'll probably know some people who are.


( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 7:57, 151 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

this is a new low for OT
Where's Q with his hilarious 'fake Monty Boyce' japes? Where's Battered with his 'likely to die of brain AIDS in the next six months' japes? Where's the japetastic localboy with his non-stop Stereophonics references?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:01, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is it time for an eveningthread yet?
The jukebox has had , in order, Neil Diamond, Cilla Black and We t Wet Wet. This is bad. What else is bad tonight?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:32, 32 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What do you want for christmas.
£50 budget each
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:20, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

As a site based around sick humour, whatcha reckon 'bout dis?
www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/sites-like-uni-lad-only-act-to-support-our-everyday-rape-culture-8360109.html

Alt: has this bin dun? www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/do-you-think-kim-jongun-is-the-sexiest-man-alive-8363885.html

Alt Alt: WANT: www.asuitthatfits.com/shop/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2149&Itemid=461
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:50, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How much time online is too much? Given you all piss about on here every day, you’re probably amongst the heavier internet users (also because you’re a fat shut-in hahahahahaha !!!!1111!!!!), but how much time online is too much? Is it bad for your mental health to spend too much time on the internet?

Alt: I am on my own at home for the next two weeks and I don’t want to be out every night, please give me some interesting suggestions for entertaining myself to prevent boredom (other than wanking, reading, drinking, watching TV, having sex with a family member etc.)

AltAlt: Leverson enquiry recommendations; what do you think the outcomes will be?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:08, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NEW THREAD TIME
I have to squeeze in all my new threads today on this most magical day, so here's another one.

Tell me all about your Christmas plans so I can enjoy the fact that mine are better.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:54, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well that thread is too long.
Have a news link www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20340562

Some freaks text in their sleep. How do you sleep?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:24, 283 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

oh hai
What did I miss and who the fuck is everyone?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:10, 371 replies, latest was 12 years ago)