I'm going to fuck you til you love me

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:38, 77 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Seriously though fuck off yeah bruv?!
Alt: alrighty then?

🐘
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:25, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

anyone fancy an oily massage?
alt: alright
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:55, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Short notice changes.
Ever had someone change at short notice that works really well for you?

Mrs B. has gone to bed not feeling well. Shame for her.

However this means I get all of the wine, as much of our supper as I want and to watch on the TV. then if she's doing ok I may pop out for last orders.

You?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:32, 293 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So yeah, this is shit and you're all cunts

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:29, 174 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Kick-and-carry-the-ball is almost as frustrating as Kick-the-ball.
What's winding you up today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:11, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

bored of this now

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 10:23, 36 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 10:03, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I',m back from the juicer
all of you are cunts apart from frank's parrot
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 1:49, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck that cunt.
Who's coming down the juicer for some high end drinking?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:13, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evenin'
does anyone else find that "alright?" bullshit a bit /talkish?

what ever happened to the fine tradition of hating those feckers? I know most of them are over here now, but still, have we no pride? no sense of community?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:51, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:10, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am so going to Hell.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2289633/Student-21-drunk-point-madness-fried-hamster-pan.html?ICO=most_read_module

Alt: Is anyone still here, or have you all fucked off for the weekend?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:37, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Does YM accept paypal?

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:45, 193 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Righto, I think 'mothers' day plans' may just have been exhausted now.
Following on from earlier.

I think it's tragic that the music of creepy serial child molester Michael Jackson is still deemed OK to play on the radio and make West End shows about, and yet the infinitely-superior output of Gary Glitter has been consigned to the history books. This is not fair at all. Glitter made some great records and bar 'Hum Along and Dance' from the Jackson 5 days 'MJ' did nowt special.

What else isn't fair?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:27, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So what do you think of this?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2290084/Chew-wont-believe-Milton-Keynes-set-town-Britain-ban-chewing-gum.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

MK4EVA

I hate chewing gum on the floors everywhere, so I'm all for it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:15, 30 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mother's Day this week end !
Whatcha gonna get/do for the old gal?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:55, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have long harboured a suspicion that Ken Hom is a sex tourist.
What baseless suspicions do *you* have about a television chef?

Alt: I'm going to a wedding tomorrow dressed as a mod. When did you last wear formal attire?

Altalt: That Nigel Farage eh? He's so hot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:22, 232 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have been approached about a job in Rwanda
To be CEO of a leisure & gambling chain. No way I’d do it. Where wouldn’t you want to work? Would you ever move abroad for a job?

Alt: What would you put in an ‘induction’ brief for new /OT posters? Not just the tired old memes, but stuff to encourage new people to join in here?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:30, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

morning.
I see Alvin Lee is no more. Two good albums but an irritating guitar playing style. i think I'll cope ok with this bereavement. Ever been upset by the death of a musician or actor or whatever? Given my tastes I'm going to see more and more dying these days. But what about your weekend nommy lunch pulled pork plans?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 8:09, 184 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck you lot I'm off to bed
Bed time rituals do you have any?
Not that I care I'm off to bed
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:23, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You'll be pleased to know that my Oor Wullie and The Broons annuals turned up today.
Man, I LOVE graph novs!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:25, 48 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You'll be pleased to know that my DGN's arrived today.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:13, 105 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Time for a proper evening thread
I'm re-watching Boston Legal from the start, I may be a little gay for James Spader.

who would you go gay for?
ETA: or straight, if you're already gay.

alt: Facebook is changing again. what do you hate but feel you cannot leave?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:18, 234 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

don't pretend you've all got lives
i'm stuck at work tonight because i had a long client lunch. who's going to entertain me? do you know any shit jokes?

alt: have you ever given anything up and stuck at it? what and why?

altalt: sigh. dinner?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:30, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Recommendations
What are you watching on the box at the moment?
I've got that 666 Park Avenue on series link and I'm guiltily enjoying that Big Reunion show about the 90's bands. Them 2 in B*Witched were blates lezza's ( no, not the twins).


Alt. Recommend something else.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:23, 197 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Happy thread.
You'll be happy to know my printer is working now.

What has made you happy recently?

Alt. Weekend plans (too early?)

I'm seeing my other half for the first time in 2 weeks while he was treading the boards doing theatre an that.
We shall be mainly drunk, stoned, in bed.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:13, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

RANT THREAD
What proper fucks you off?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:06, 194 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've got an arse like the Japanese flag today.
What have YOU got today?

Alt: I'm going to a wedding on Saturday. I hate weddings. You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:14, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NO DEBT CHAT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:13, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)