It was actually your bladder that is now cancerous

( Brown cow, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)

1,000,000 !
www.b3ta.com/donate/ go on, chuck the ginger cunt a few quid as this site has made you happy so lets help feed his smack habit.
(edgyandcrazy, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:45, archived)

This space for hire

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:45, archived)

ARSES, APES AND A GREAT BIG COCK AND BALLS TO ALL OF YOU!!!!
/Stamp Of JMG


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This space is taken!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 28 Nov 2005, 3:08, archived)

Is this post going to be famous?

*straightens collar*
*smiles at camera*
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)

No, Cause
everyone can see you posted the following morning unlike myself who appears a little bit lower down :)

*messses up hair in ammusing father manner*
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)

up hair
you up psychologically
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 22:05, archived)

Time
spazz
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)

You cunt!
I wanted Comma to win. Or me.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:46, archived)

( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:46, archived)

Winrar?
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:46, archived)

yes.

( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:58, archived)

FUCKTARD!!!
Actually, thats a sexy 1millionth post!
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:46, archived)

OMFG how great

edit: have you donated?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:46, archived)

aye
in another 'life' yes ;)
(edgyandcrazy, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:53, archived)

huzzah

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:55, archived)

i can't believe it was that.
all this anticipation, and it was a nondescript description of the situation relating to my cancerous bladder

that said, this millionth post is now yours to do with as you will
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:46, archived)

Damn it
well done

ill just get on the bandwagon
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:48, archived)

finally my name will live in infamy
BUMSEX!!!!!!!!!
( cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:48, archived)

*Claps*
:)
( Brown cow, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:49, archived)

Congratulations

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:50, archived)

well done
i got 1 million and 1 which is a prettier number as it's a palindrome.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:51, archived)

you got 1 million 42 as well
nicely done.
( cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 2:53, archived)

I now hate you EVEN more.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 3:42, archived)

nice
job done then you cunt.
(edgyandcrazy, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)

ONE HUNDRED BILLION POSTS
/Puts little finger in mouth
( bloobloo, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 7:54, archived)

finger cock

/belated strikethrough
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:27, archived)

well that was hardly worth waiting for

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)

Which is /talk's motto

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:42, archived)

YAY
to the library
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

Congratulations

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

GAY

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)

i want in!
1 million posts, we've come so far.

*weeps*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

*basks in its warm glow*
/ac
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 13:50, archived)

It's like christmas!

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 14:34, archived)

I want in with this 1,000,000!
/I am all teh famous :)
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)

I want in on this
and what I want I get
(Willboy:, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)

Well done sir.
Did you stay up all night for that? :)
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)

yay
just to mention Cal & Denise and others including Robtoo & Mike & Fraser too. Woo for them.
( rob, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 16:30, archived)

yay
to us all!
( pep, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)

w00t
indeed!
( chthonic, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)

*bums*

( Malchick, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

*cunts in the fuck*



*rides bandwagon*
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 19:41, archived)

I would belatedly like to say
that was a shit millionth post and I hate you.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)

hmmm
I can always edit it if you have some genius prose. cunt.
(edgyandcrazy, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

*farts*

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 20:49, archived)

Nice one,
shame I missed it.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Mon 28 Nov 2005, 21:25, archived)

To that sir
I say woo.

Also: I know the guy who has the 1,000,000'th post on b3ta. You can touch me if you like.
(electrichamster, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 1:54, archived)

Am I late?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 9:26, archived)

*waves*
look mam!

i'm on telly the millionth post!
( parttimedogfish, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

Smell my
wank.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 20:28, archived)

Good call you cunt

( Hankster, Sun 7 May 2006, 4:10, archived)

am i too late?

( the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)

I'm late
What I miss?
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 22:17, archived)

is it too late?
/from the future
(riedacher_bertram, Mon 29 May 2006, 14:19, archived)