Why is sickepedia down??
What event could have caused such a rush to the worlds sickest joke site?
( lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

Diana has returned

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

Holy shit, the second coming.
There'll be land mines everywhere.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

She is boffing Uri Geller as we speak

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Aye, but don't forget... at least Heather Mills is only half at risk as me and you are

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Wallabies getting high and making crop circles.

( Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

A passing whale in the Thames has sucked Michael Jackson right up into its blowhole.
In its tummy, him and John Peel had a game of whist. Haha, Jacko's a fucking idiot, everyone knows Peel is a whist king. What a whisty fool.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

He is a card game idiot!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

And no mistake.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Poor Diana and Maddy
they get left out of everything
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

He got offended when Peel suggested BlackJack.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

I find this joke racially offensive.
I might be black for all you know. Some of my best friends know people who have black maids.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

Black maids are so (very expensive) these days though :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

I'm bouncing off the wall about all this

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Apparently
He was hit by, he was struck by, a smooth criminal...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

I blame the boogie.
Also, JMG.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

I cooked some fish and whilst it was cooking i had a small can of tuna.
I'm full and haven't eaten anything else today.
( Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

ME.
What's the internet been up to?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

You died of cardiac arrest in LA

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

lying about dead paedos

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

I bored poor Easty on the phone for nearly two hours
poor lad
( moohalaa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

PUFF!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

unemployed!

( moohalaa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

Watching Family Guy.
It's full of fail.
( Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Watching the cricket.
Flintoff looked like a schoolboy show off tonight. All smiles and slogs.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

Made a fabulous chilli
and watch TV JMG. It was cracking.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

apparently he's just in a
,
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

and what
does she say about it?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

OH GOD

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

he had problems with his
:
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

he just needed a \

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

URI GELLER RAPED HIS SPOONS

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Crikey, i think someone needs to get their facts right

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

I don't think anyone can say for sure.
To be honest, I think he has died. And it is a terrible shame.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

I reckon somebody somewhere can say for sure,
but they're probably not posting on an internet mongboard right now.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

i heard that he had

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

R I P
Easy as 1 2 3

/FF
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

Hahaha

( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

GOLD

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

Rocking coffin
boop - diddly boop
( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

FARRAH FAWCETT IS DEAD

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

JMG IS IN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

baaaaaaaaaaaald!

( moohalaa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

<s>l</s>
/topical.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

TMZ SAID SO!
Sickipedia has already crashed. Fucking hell.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

I tried to contact John Peel to get his opinion on these startling events
but his phone's going to voicemail.

Shed any light anyone?
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Where the shit have you been?
If it's 'getting on with my life' I'll be unconvinced.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Farting in jars
and sending them to all the Clives in the phonebook.


What have YOU been doing?
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Mostly that, and also taunting vicars.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I don't find enough time in between jars to be doing that sort of frivolous activity.
Also, I've been working an annoying amount. Minge.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

His msn is the same
www.m4gnum.com/b3ta/mm2.gif
( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Topical as ever.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Ask Michael Hutchence
I hear he's well-connected.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I phoned him
but he hung up
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Fucking A

( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Kurt Cobain was blown away by the news

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

his was
better
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Most definitely.
I'm just trying to think of more celebrity dead people.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Mama Cass was all choked up.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Sonny Bono skiied into a tree

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

YES

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

not a joke
but yet very funny.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Rod Hull was crestfallen.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Tony Curtis was upset about all the conflicting reports
He claim's he's been left hanging.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

THERE'S SOMEBODY ON THE FLOOR! THERE'S SOMEBODY ON THE FLOOR!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

Karen Carpenter was sickened

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

*Growls*

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

He's at
Marc Bolan's house
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

They have cordened off the street outside the hospital
What the hell? Is he about to become MECHAJACKSON or something??
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Of course
Emma Watson has said she feels 'no burning desire to act'

What will we do!?!?!
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

What a bitch!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I'll aggressively wank over her until SHE DOES!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

phwoarrrr
*joins in*
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

Did they ask her eyebrows for a second opinion?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

[Something about snow]

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I remember back when snow was black

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

That was ash and you were in Poland.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

proper LOLLER

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Flappers

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Informer?

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Licky bum bum down

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

He's too busy checking out that whale in the Thames

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

poor reception at Glasto

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Michael Jackson really mustn't have wanted to do his live shows.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

apparantly he had breathing problems
then as they carried him through the childrens ward he had a heart attack
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

The blood rush pushed him over the edge

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

That is brilliant
Get it on sickipedia stat!
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

JMG is doing a sponsored 'Toonwalk' to top up his dole for MJ.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

AND MICHAEL JACKSON BECAUSE HE IS DEAD.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

You utter shit!
I was halfway through one of these! :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

*polishes his shinpads*

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I've just had a phone call RE this.
WTF.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

WHO'S BAD?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

This made me laugh hard.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

*dances in a car park*

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

haha I must admit I am fairly gutted

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

For all my joshing, me too
No one can deny his early music was phenomenally good
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

It was amazing. Absolutely amazing,
which is why I'd like to see an album 'Michael Jackson - The Black Years'
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

there aren't any

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

The Black Album

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I'd buy that

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I was at a lock-in last night
And somewhere around 4:30 the DJ did some mixing betwee Bad, Gotta Be Starting Something and Don't Stop Till You Get Enough.

Everyone was lagging before that point and dancing like a loon when those tunes came on.

Good memory of him and his music
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I'm listening to 'Wanna Be Startin' Something' right now.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

that's what they were chanting in the ambulance

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Hahah!

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Aye indeed this

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

it was absolutely awesome
I wonder how long it will be before some whacky redneck has proof that he was abducted by aliens
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Give it a few minutes.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I bummed him to deth

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

It always bothered me that 'Thriller'
is a genre mostly full of spy stories and mysteries.
What Jackson actually meant was 'Horror'
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I think I agree with you on something for the first time ever.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I disagree.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Give it 3 days
he'll be back
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

He is made mostly of plastic, after all
They had to be careful not to zap him too hard, otherwise he would have melted.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

That would be a bastard
just like when ironing and you get a transfer slightly melt to the bottom. Takes fucking ages to get it off the bottom.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

All they need to do is change his batteries
Or hook him up to the mains and wheel him out for the live shows, no one will know the difference!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

FF has just wondered what colour ghost Jacko'll be?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Arf

( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

haha!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Mocha

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

lol

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Are black people's ghosts black!?!? course not!
Black people don't get ghosts because they go straight to hell silly.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

lol!
Is that from south park?
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

No, from the mind of DG.
It's the best comedy source on the net.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

hahaha :)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

hah genius
just been discussing this with a friend who is a bit lolfreaked out by jacko dying. I instantly turned to b3ta for laughs and this is the biggest yet. Cheers you and FF!
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

i read that as jacob dyer

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

ha ha ha!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

YOU KNOW I'M DEAD, I'M DEAD
YOU KNOW IT (really really dead)
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Ha ha ha
I love this
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

HAHAHA brilliant!
You should do an Oddfish special with this.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Oddly enough I tweeted that too!
THE B3TA EVIL HIVE MIIIIIND
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Apparently
He isnt dead and is in a coma latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/pop-star-michael-jackson-was-rushed-to-a-hospital-this-afternoon-by-los-angeles-fire-department-paramedics--capt-steve-ruda.html
(vortex2k7 ^____^, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

And in other news.
A female friend of mine has just been dumped because as her boyfriend told her "Your cunt juice stinks".

How lovely.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

And does it?

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

No
Tastes like shit, but I might be doing it wrong.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

poor guy

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Fucking hell, I'd have dumped HIM.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I'm guessing the dumping had been done on the announcement that
her cunt juice stank.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

You can't dump someone after they have dumped you.
It's like trying to resign after you have been sacked.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

You can't fire me!
I quit!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

licky licky licky

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

So your female friend sobbingly confessed this
and you thought, to ease her pain, you'd tell a few internet strangers about her smelly bits?
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Yeh
I'm a right fucking cunt me.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Good.
Fucking bitch.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

is Jackson really dead?
oh no :(
( moohalaa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I am also sad mooey :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

And his cock must have tasted like rose buds and freshly squeeze orange juice!
*skips away*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

It
did.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

she should shower more

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

He sounds like a proper fucking dickhead

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

You're all wankers. According to TMZ.
Fucking pricks, one and all.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Fuck off the lot of you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

FUCKING CONSTANT.
etc
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Who had baldmonkey?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SPASTIC'S TOOL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

whoa, here comes baldmonkey, he is so cutting edge on a forum that has about 20 active users, carefull now, he is mental

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

i would repeat myself as how your little onlne mates made you think you were funny, but i'm sure your suffering enough, good luck to you, your still be a dad no matter how it works out

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

The internet is a fickle mistress

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

baldmonkey is Friz?

( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

You have become a parody of yourself flower
Next Gilgamesh will appear and spack out.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Fuck off.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Just because the Michael Jackson story is true
doesn't mean every story is.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

my website says
nothing about anyone.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

All those SUCKERS who bought O2 tour tickets won't be getting any money back according to TMZ

( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

[citation needed]

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Durr, it's in that post above you.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Where? *looks up*

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

I use
oxygen
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Who will be next to start a shit new thread about Michael Jackson?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

+referring to TMZ

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Isn't that the site that cunt Perez Hilton came from?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

I dunno. I'd google who that is but I can't be arsed, to be honest!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I don't blame you for a second!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Perhaps they could get another popular music star to take his place
like Michael Ball, just to keep everyone happy?
( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Jermaine could step in.
Id buy a ticket just for the riot.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

S club 7 should bury the hatchet and reform

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

They should just get several soul/r&b/blues artists together
With a proper good backing band and guest musicians/vocalists and play his hits
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

I would love Aqua tickets
but they split up.

This gutted me.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Steps are reforming
get those instead
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

You can fuck right off.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Sky are now saying he's kicked the bucket too

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

They're still quoting TMZ
The LA Fire Department could neither confirm or deny they transported Jackson to UCLA Hospital - because of Hippocratic oath laws/privacy laws - which of course the ODIOUS sky news pretty much take as tacit admission. Cunts.
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Why did the fire department take him to hospital?
What've they got to do with it?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

maybe he was a closet pyromaniac

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

He was always startin' somethin'.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

BOOM BOOM!

( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I'll be honest, that may be the high point of my b3ta career.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Poor old Farrah Fawcett
She had cancer for years and then got trumped at the end by Michael Jackson dying on the same day :(
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Not sure she will be worried about that.
I hope they keep her hair looking fabulous.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Dirty Diana?

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Beat It

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

You need to take a look at the man in the mirror.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

well newsnight just said he had a heart attck, sad times

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Indeed.
I'm hoping that if he has died, his body will be transported in a huge golden coffin down the Thames, pulled by whales.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Michal Jackson has come back from the grave according to TMZ
He now craves brains in addition to young boys.
(Kimbo, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

His moonwalk is looking a lot slower than usual....
Maybe we should recall it his UNNNNNGGGGGGwalk?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Moon shamble?

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

huhhuhhuh
Taht made me snigger.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Michael Jackson has died according to TMZ

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Its a god awful small affair.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I wish Diana was here

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Dirty Diana?

( Jobe, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

well she has been in the ground for over ten years now

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Dirty Diana?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Ha.

( Jobe, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

:(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

I won't believe it until it's on the good old BBC.

( Jobe, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Good respectable answer.
None of this emotional stuff.

Very English.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

It's what's needed in these crazy times.
Bit of sense.
( Jobe, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Indeed.
Fine weather were having
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Splendid. Cup of tea?

( Jobe, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Rather.
Cigar?
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

TMZ, although invasive shits, I doubt will have got it wrong...

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

TMZ?
I've never heard of it. Hardly a reliable source is it?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Reuters reporting it now too

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Reuters are quoting TMZ (according to Sky News)

( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Rajesh Mirchandani has just reported the TMZ "Jackson is dead" story on BBC News 24

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Is he the Injun off of Big Bang Theory?

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

i'm sick of all this expenses shit, i claim out of pocket expenses, i park, and travel, i want that money back

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

you put money in for buying a client a meal?
yes i fucking did, give it back
( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

The beer writer?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Gone Too Soon
I guess he decided to Beat It
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

piss
www.b3ta.com/talk/6252532
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

:(

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

BREAKING NEWS: Pop star Michael Jackson reportedly found not breathing and given CPR in ambulance

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

fuck!
How will people get a refund?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Bet Noel Gallagher thought of that.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

I can picture it now...
Sky News reporter: "So what were you doing the night he died, can you remember?"

Me: "Yes, I was posting on b3ta."
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Is Michael Jackson going to die?
www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-rushed-to-the-hospital/

I wish to know what the internet thinks.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Speaking on behalf of the internet, I'd have to say "Possibly"
More news as it comes in...
Now over to Daniel, with the weather
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

film at 11

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Unlikely.
Shows cancelled. He can't do it anymore. Excuse.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

This bit of the internet is shrugging
and typing "Meh"
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

that's the worst Michael Jackson impression evah

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I was doing it while moonwalking
:(
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

well in that case I'll give it
6 ee-hees out of 10
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'm going to work on him right now and revive him
I love a bit of MJ. I'll even use my sparkly glove to shield myself from his possible kiddy loving disease.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Also, Fire & Rain by James Taylor is an amazing song

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Something isn't quite right with this....
blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0508/barkers/The_Beatles_-_We_Can_Work_It_Out.mp3
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I'm presently thinking
but not about Michael Jackson
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

*tickles*
ello monkey ;)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Alright darlin'?
I wasn't thinking about you, BTW. You good, DG?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

you...you...wasn't thunking 'bout lil old DG :'(
I was doing ok until I heard that.... :'(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

*spins round*
*clings to your leg*

SOWWY DG
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

It's ok muffin ;D
*spins you around like a twinkle princess with my finger in the top of your head*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

WOWSERS!
A twinkle princess? I DEMAND you do this at the CHBash
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Sure thing mini milk ;)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

I think I'm going to do a sick.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

SHUSH IT UP

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Ok dokie chimpy chops ;)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

I'll sprinkle glitter on it
so as not to upset the princess.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Hello doodle ;)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Yes, but not before he's had some of that sweeet chocolate,
cha KNOW what I'm talkin' about, chamon.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

RIP Farah Fawcett
charliez angelz 4ever in our heartz
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

One way to get out of his O2 shows I suppose

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

I'm terrible, that's the first thing I thought it was about.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

you mean you'd actually pay to see that freak?!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

I would, but I'd not take any minors.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

oh noes.

( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Well bugger me
I like his music.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I love his stuff from when he was black.
Don't Stop 'Till You Get Enough is ace.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Don't Stop 'Till You Get Enough
That;s wha\t he said to Macauley Culkin
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

i liked it all up till the thriller album, bad was just that

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I'm with you.
It's not fair that he went all mad.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

At some point, we're all going to die...
So yes.
( Jobe, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Eventually.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I'm not a massive fan,
but his music was quite good. It doesn't look like he'll make it through the night, going by TMZ.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I knew as soon as the tour dates at the O2 were announced he wouldn't be able to do a single one of them.
I hadn't considered that he might not do them because of death, however.
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Aww it's not looking goodon Sky News
I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks I like MJ his music is awesome and I was only watching the full unedited Black or White video yesterday.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

turn that music down...
/Wendt blog
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

I think he's wicked.
He will always be the king of pop.

Also, I'm DG. so what I say goes.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Well according to the website which said he had the heart attack, he's dead.
www.tmz.com/

However, this could be a load of old bollocks.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

no, i think he will *ahem* beat it

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

I JUST FINISHED THE PHONE CALL,
are we still doing filmy medical puns?
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

"The" phone call
Was it important?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Yes, 'the' as in previously mentioned.
If you take your sweaty eyes away from the cakes the the idiot's lantern for a minute you might see it mentioned down there.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

How far down there?
I didn't read everything that had been posted before I got home.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

oooooooooooo cutting

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

How do, Sweetums. What's up?

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Sweetums?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Ooh 'eck.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

he's an internut tough guy alright, i hope he picks on me next

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

You're a racist bully.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

i've only just got online and i don't care, but good work on the rubbish bullying

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Cor, well 'ard

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

i'm a little bit frightened by the whole thing
i pay no attention to his life, perhaps i'll be next in line for this cutting hardness, or maybe cuffbert will come along, you know his funny cat account
( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Its cool to bully.
Its even cooler if you are a woman and use nasty comments.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Sorry, you're going to have to spell this one out to me
Who are you talking about?
( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

All the women on /talk.
Obviously.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Now thats simply not true.
Some are lovely, some are vulgar.

Same goes with men.

Im very old fashioned.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

You are.
In fairness, it's a bit crap. You don't approve of women drinking pints.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

they are out of scale to their hands!
It looks freakishly large!

nah, I dont really care about that. I just believe men should be masculine and women femenine. I cringe at what I see when Im out of a night.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Welcome to the 21st Century.
I quite like being able to be girlie and blokie thanks.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

That's because you live in Blackpool

( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Perhaps.
Ive seen the polar extremes.

I do accept I am old fashioned in this and very likely wrong.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Good.
I see enough meatheads taking about women like they're animals enough while I'm away from the internet.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

animals?
By old fashioned i also believe in being a gentleman.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

your t-shirts are crap

( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Hi there, you've done some impressive lurking.
How are you?
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

No shit face.
Who was on the 'phone?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

No
because everyone was shit except me, and medicine is a bit stomach turning anyway and not funny at all.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Are you OK T?
The urgency of the ejaculation (speech) made me think perhaps it was NEW IMPORTANT NEWS, ?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Not at all, I was just keen to join in but it appears I've missed it :(

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

How about "Dinner Menu of The Movies"?
With terrible puns such as Optimash Prime
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

bonesaw

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

bonesaw II

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

The Klumps

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

they wash those off before surgery, it's unhygenic

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

bonesaw III

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

bonesaw IV

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

bonesaw V

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

My daughter has decided, for a career choice, to be a surgeon
like that won't change 20 times before she actually has to apply for a job but I applaud her high ideals. Thing is, surgeons need to practice on cadavers. How many of you will leave your dead useless husk of a body to medical science instead of pointlessly leaving it to feed annelids?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Yeah, why not.
They can have the bits that don't get donated.
Although I assume that bits of my body will be snapped up, so there might not be much left.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

you're a man in the medical community already though
so I'd expect you to prostitute your organs also for financial gain :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Got to supplement the public sector wages somehow.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

I have a card saying I will donate everything
Maybe they could use me for science. I would quite like to be a school skeleton or something.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

i want to be mummified
with all of you thrown into the tomb with me so you may accompany me to the afterlife
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

someone take a phantom click-counter so we can record all the amount of complaints regarding 'there
is absolutely no fun to be had in this tomb in the afterlife' compaints. Make it a 6-figure counter.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

I'm going to be preserved and put on display in a branch of KFC.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

I fucking love KFC
hang on, why isn't that an autocomplete?
( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

I want to leave my body to the Hammer film co.
They can use for their intestinal and decapitational needs.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

I'm going to get a man to stick a knife in my face

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

knife BIG FAT HAIRY COCK
( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

YOU WISH

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

I bought a manbag today
I think this leaves me just one step away from having a big fat hairy cock in my face
( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6252410
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I've got a manbag, but it's pretty cool.
Looky.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

That's a record bag isn't it?

( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

It's still a bag for a man. Or a bag for carrying men.
It's a satchel, or courier bag I think.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Ah I don't really see them as manbags
manbags tend to be smaller, and poncier.

though mine isn't poncy.
honest.
( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

Winner!
get pay

Have you listened to that yet?
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Of course I haven't.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Battle Royale.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

you gotta hope they get that shot in one
heaven forbid someone should corpse while they are doing he decapitation

(joke there somewhere)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Cremation, here.
Can't imagine there'll be any reason to keep my body around once I'm done with it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

i was in the Royal College of Surgeons in that london doing work stuff
they have 68 cadavers in their morgue. it's ok as long as you remember they are just things to practice on. bit creepy though. they train loads of surgeons.
i will be leaving my body to science.
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

at least leave it to a groovy kind of science
like 'Project LEVITATION' and not 'see how long it takes maggots to hatch out once flies have laid their eggs in your windpipe
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

One of my MSc project options involved measuring the properties of veins and arteries in cadavers for some computer models.
I politely declined that one.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

What's New Pus-E-Coli

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Buddy Holly and the Rickets.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

AIDsy Winehouse

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I'm on the phone and can't participate right now :(

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Joy Division - She Lost Bowel Control

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Our house(maids knee)

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Supermassive Plaque Hole.


Does plaque even cause holes?
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Splitter!
:)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

QUICK SAY SOMETHING SLIGHTLY RACIST SO YOU LOOK LIKE AN ATTENTION SEEKING PRAT USING A COMEDY ACCOUNT

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Nig-nogs are eating our crops

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

*something slightly racist*
tour de france

/race-ist
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

eagles of deaf metal

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Massive (heart) Attack

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

(tennis) Elbow

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Asbestososister Sledge

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

madness (paranoid delusions)

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Def (as a result of being mauled by a) Leppard

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Athlete ('s foot)

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Andrew Lloyd-Webbedfoot

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Total Infarct of the Heart

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Soft Cell - The Psychiatric Ward.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Barium-tainted Love

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

LOOK
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/0519.ab.jpg
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Take That - 3 times a day for 3 weeks

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Girlfriend in a coma.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Knees up Mother Brown

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

The Flaming Lips

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

*canestens*

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

5 Fillings In Her Teeth - McFloss

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

cardiac arrest

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

solid gold easy capped tooth

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Thin Lizzy - The Anorexic

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

I only have MRIs for you

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Huey Lewis - Hip-Op To Be Square

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

X Ray of Light

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Epidural Duran

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Muscle Museum

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

I've got diarrhoea - lol U2?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Post-Natal King Cole

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

you took the turds right out of my bowel
by meat(pinched a)loaf
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Huey Lewis - The Power of Love (won't save my dying grandmother)

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Liver and Let Die
Thunderbowel
Coldfinger
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Bonnie Tyler - Total Prolapse From A Fart

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

oh, clicking that

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

lloololo

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Meat Loaf's blister song - Like A Twatted Up Heel.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Chemo Feel The Noize

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Pancreatic Canserge Gainsbourg

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

The Pixcyst

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Urine my Heart
Urine my soul
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Surgical Spirit in the Sky
/Doctor and the Paramedics
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

www.last.fm/music/Half+Man+Half+Biscuit/_/I+Left+My+Heart+in+Papworth+General
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)