Played really well first halfSecond half was just stressful tho. Hope they take this to next year
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Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 22:59,
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Spaff it in the first few minutes and then go to sleepSomeone's clearly been watching me having sexytime
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Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 23:10,
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Sounds a bit judgemental to me(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:09,
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Apparently that piss-awful free from desire song is another adopted football anthem.Christ, these idiots are as shit at music as their team is at football.
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I'm sure we'll be back with even better songs for the World Cup!(, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 22:58, archived)
It's going nowhereIt's going nowhere
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I hope smash monkey will promptly confirm if she is also going to your bed or not.(, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 22:28, archived)
ExactlyAnd whatever tennis players do with their spare balls
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:32,
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Do you think Domino's will be busy?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:27,
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They look like the better side,but it's a game of two halves and the lads will be sick as a parrot if they don't give 200% for the next 45 minutes
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They just need to get the ball, play it towards the goal and get it past the keeperAt the end of the day, if they score more goals than the other team they'll win
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:58,
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They need to stay out of the black and into the red and pot as many balls as they can. It could be a good night if they play their cards right.(, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 21:04, archived)
They might win a speedboat too if they win.(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 21:25,
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so, how is everyone?all fine? jolly good.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:05,
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Someone told me it’s coming home but it’s possible they were Italian. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:55,
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I's bin watching spaceplanes and sumo, had a walk to the shop, now just settling in to do a bit of work then maybe play some computer games and catch up on a star war this evening.(
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:30,
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i have been listening to disturbedand enjoying a nice sunday roast
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:01,
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GAH. Having bad heartburn so I just quickly chewed and swallowed 3 gaviscon advance tablets.Only they tasted a bit odd and when I checked the packet they were max strength NiQuitin lozenges.
I don't feel very well now.
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DRINK ALCOHOL TO EXCESS IT WILL CURE YOU(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:54,
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(I should probably point out that I’m not a qualified doctor)(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:54,
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It won't But you won't give a fuck
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:41,
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Can't touch gaviscon Makes me hurl
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:37,
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If agent pr1ck jumped off a cliff,would you tell the internet that you don't jump off cliffs?
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I'm having an unexpected problem No fags for a week and my sense of smell, already excellent, has gone through the fucking roof. Everything stinks. Still staying off the smokes, my legs are more important
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:40,
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what have the Celts ever done for us?(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 13:05,
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yand anyone saying n is a fucking idiot.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 13:35,
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morninghaving a productive day so far
I've already rickrolled somebody
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 11:08,
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I hope garold is still alivethe waterbuffalo was very becoming indeed. smoked. ribeye. luckily tommrrow there is more. flank. I am drinking Duvel and I was jabbed.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 20:45,
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I am in a lot of pain My sinuses are in agony and I’m aching with a temperature, also a bit wobbly. Slept great but woke in the arena of the unwell. Booked in for a pcr in a bit. Place your bets…
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 8:34,
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Ah yeah, probably covids, you were up north weren't you, they're rife with it, dirty buggers(
broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 10:53,
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I wonder what the northeners think about the south(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 11:53,
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Hope you survive long enough to see football come home m8(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 12:14,
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you already died once, didn't you? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 12:45,
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That really does sound like covid.I've been invited out for a drink tonight, which would be my first in a few years and I'd get to see some friends who I've not seen in even longer than that, but I don't think it's a good idea.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 14:00,
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We doing a sweepstake on how you survive? I have faith in you, I'm going to say you'll last 4 days and 7 hours.Assume you're going to give your log in details to someone so they can let us know who won.
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Oh dear, I may not be long for this world either. I bought a box of WKD lemon as I was intrigued and had happy memories of the blue version.
It tastes weird but I've drunk four of them and I just did a burp that smelled like a fart.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 15:33, archived)
Good news everyone, it was a false alarm.Was worried that the WKD was so corrosive it had burned through my stomach into my transverse colon but on further investigation it turns out that WKD lemon smells of farts.
As a further piece of good news, I clearly don't have COVID.
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So, who's got any forrin holidays booked?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 20:00,
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Entry requirements: You must have a little prick to get in.(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 20:16,
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that was a nice thread even though I did not participate in the questionnaire.what is also nice is that I will be having water buffalo on sunday in celebration of the new Euro Cup champion, which will be?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:40,
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haha, that's because they're speaking in Italian!!!(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:49,
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unless of course you speak Italian in which case my amazing gag doesn't work(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:49,
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I've had water buffalo curry before, absolutely delicious it was toobizarrely they are farmed in Hampshire by ex Formula 1 world champion Jody Scheckter
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:47,
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I do not believe mine will be from the location you referrenced. it will be grilled.(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:50,
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I could probably tell you the serial number of the animals' motherbut this is not a food thread. it's all about "Fußball" as they say. not really. I should shut up.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 18:00,
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I've had water and curry beforenever had buffalo though
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:58,
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Looking back on when we first met I cannot escape and I cannot forget , southgate you're the one, you still turn me on, FOOTBALLS COMING HOME AGAIN (, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:58, archived)
has there been a new English football song since 1996?(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 18:03,
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i have not tried water buffaloor buffalo of any other kind
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 18:06,
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So this is why I can’t get real paneer any more(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 18:15,
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Are you Avalon a laugh?Yeah it’s not very good sorry
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 21:56,
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15/20www.theguardian.com/football/2021/jul/09/sing-when-youre-winning-take-our-euro-2020-football-anthems-quiz
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11but I DID know the Half Man Half Biscuit question.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 15:32,
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I only got 3 wrong but got docked a 4th point for saying italy would win (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 16:00,
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not going to tryas i know precisely fuck all about football, other than the fact i hate it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 16:25,
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I know jack shit about football but a fair bit about shit music so I did ok(
Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 16:46,
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you talked me into it11 right, mostly guesses
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:01,
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nice to see Hoddle & Waddle getting a look in(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:14,
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oh man I love Dennis Coffey*!*I really do love Dennis Coffey
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:43,
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Strikey Dean Gaffney, he's a country western singer right?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 19:45,
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11and that was with the help of guesswork
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 16:26,
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Ant looks less greasy(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:34,
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New thread here, get your new thread How's it going? Weekend is upon us, doing much? Mum's 70th birthday lunch on Sunday which means there's no way on earth I'll be able to get my kid home for the scheduled 5:30pm, so there will be major drama which I'm not looking forward to.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:15,
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morning queef, think there's some football this weekend isn't there?other than that imma poo like a champ and wee like a winnner
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:27,
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oh yeah so there ismight spew like a spastic
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:40,
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so you're saying the Euro final is an inside job?(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:03,
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Did you get a longish message from me? It's not showing up on 'sent', I've sent it 3 times now I think, or perhaps you got them all and you're frightened at this point.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 19:40,
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I should probably sent it a few more times, right?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 19:41,
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Yes you should, nothing received yet.I gazzed you back, but it might be broken both ways.
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I reckon that people who use 'myself' and 'yourself' in place of 'me' and 'you' in a desperate bid to hide the fact that they scraped through school with Cs and Ds in their GCSEs should all be gassed.Does that sound unduly harsh?
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Do you know what's worse?When some scotch povvo who was born in a skip gets into a private school and then spends their life desperately berating their own kind due to impostor syndrome, like some kind of pitiful parvenu.
Does that sound unduly exactly like you?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:44,
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it's been a pretty good week overallgig tonight, another gig tomorrow
probably lying in bed all day on Sunday, like Craig David
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:44,
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someone else'sI haven't gigged in a couple of years, ever since the last group fell apart because the drummer was a nutcase
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:53,
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my last band fell apart due to all of us being really fucking crapour gig posters were superb though, which is the main thing, I think
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:55,
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hahahaalbum art is at least half the battle
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:58,
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due to connections in the graffiti world I was always able to have amazing flyers for my hip hop club nights tooAgain, all mouth and very little trouser
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:59,
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feeling pretty good, no major weekend plans, probably get out on the new bike, might go down and watch the football on sunday night as it's a rare old event.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:05,
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drinking, dancing, fucking and fighting (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:54,
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meeting up with Tea down the soft play then?(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 13:19,
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ym obviously but apart from that, running, drinking and fighting anyone who looks a bit foreign
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:57,
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morningbeautiful sunny morning in wealthy and genteel North Yorkshire.
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morningdreary cloudy morning in historic and picturesque Rhine Valley
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 8:03,
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The north of Enlgand is a cesspool, and even the nicer bits are just tiny gems floating in a soup of human excrementyou fucking idiot
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 8:07,
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yeah everyone knows the midlands is the best bit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 10:29,
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morningit's another day of boiling sulphuric acid showers here on Venus
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 8:18,
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it's OK, I've got it out of my system now(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 8:30,
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Headachefeeling grotty
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 8:34,
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MorningI don't know what it's like outside, I'm in a room with no external windows lol
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morning posse, weather is ok, need a poo(
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 10:53,
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What's your favourite capital ship of the prequel trilogy?Mine's probably the Providence-class carrier/destroyer.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 14:09,
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pod racerit's all about the race bebbeh
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 14:34,
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Well looking forward to Q joining the next season if Picard. He's the best character.(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:13, archived)
Fuck that shitshow.I cannot believe they are making a second season of that wanky grimdark passive progressive dystopian pus infested shit fistulated cunthole of a tv show.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:49,
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You don’t like it, so you’ve never watched it?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 22:49,
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Are you lazily making me an avatar of Mary Whitehouse or Spike Lee?Dunno if avatar is the right term.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 0:36,
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What exactly were you trying to do there?Because it looks like a really weak attempt at bullying.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 14:19,
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I do like John DeLancie (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 19:01,
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So now it's Trek-Bond mash-ups?I could never muster much enthusiasm for these weird crossovers, I have to say.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jul 2021, 20:08,
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Q: "Now this, Picard, is a replicator."It can recreate anything you want using photons with a simple verbal command. Just for Pete's sake don't let it become self-aware and override the safety protocols, will you?"
Picard: "What, like this?"
Q: *facepalm*
*Enterprise explodes*
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No idea what you are banging on about but I'll tell you this, Andrex 'Skin Kind' toilet paper is absolute rubbish(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 19:55,
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suitable contribution to a toilet thread(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 20:02,
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-What's your favourite capital ship of the prequel trilogy? Mine's probably the Providence-class carrier/destroyer. +Here’s another reason to avoid me(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 2:12,
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How come you're friendly to me on board, but nasty to me on /talk?Is it because you're a coward who sides with the toughest bully in the room?
I think it must be because you're a coward who sides with the toughest bully in the room.
It must be quite embarrassing for you. I mean, if I were you, the shame would cripple me.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 14:10,
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But you’re not, and it doesn’t. But to your question, which is fair enough; it’s just down to changing with the circumstances. Think of it as a change of dialect. On /board, /board is spoken. On /chat, I fucked your gran’s dead mouth.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 23:49,
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Corellian corvette.It's basically the only right answer to that question.
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charliedontsurf, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 2:58,
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Hi guy's, Queef is here, how are you?Hope you're having an OK day. Deathly quiet at work for me today, might watch a film on 'Internet Flicks'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:05,
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I want to watch some dreadful action film, preferably involving 'Jason Statham'(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:11,
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Crank 2 is a classic mate, a wonderfully touching meditation on the frailty and failures of the human condition.(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:13, archived)
I watched 'Mirrors' the other daythe reviews all said it was squarely mediocre but I thought it was great
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:23,
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never heard of it but 'long on gore and short on plot' which is what google tells me, sounds fine(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:37,
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sums it up pretty well alright(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:45,
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The meg (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 14:57,
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i am fine(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:07,
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busy as all balls here at work at the minutebut, i have managed to book a little getaway for my birthday, which will be nice
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:16,
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nice to have something to look forward tomy old man gets his flight back to England later
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 13:19,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:19,
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If England beat ItalyDoes that mean English commentators might shut the fuck up about 1966?
Only we're getting that shit on the commentary here too- plus they keep calling it soccer.
That aside I was very pleased by Leeds performance last season. First year back in the top level and they look like a top level team.
Stuart Dallas was worth every penny of the £1.3 mil Leeds paid Brentwood.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:29,
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Bielsa seems to knnow his shitSo I'm delighted he's staying for another year.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:36,
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I'm very happy he's at Eland Road for another season.It has taken a while to come back up, but I like how Leeds are playing.
Best of luck to you with Charlton- would love to see you back.
Also I'm not sure about all these 'neutrals' saying their second team is Leeds. It's weird and I'm not sure I like it.
Makes a big change from being the most hated team in England.
MOT
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Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 16:14,
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I would benefit from a couple of pints with my lunchideally followed by a nap
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:35,
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I've already had two today, three would be a bit much I think(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 13:18,
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I had a lol at this company's name earlier:Posting a picture? STOP!
This messageboard is for chat only. Go here for pictures.
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morningplease rate your hangover from one to ten
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 6:48,
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Morning Zero. I very rarely get hangovers any more
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:10,
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lucky devilactually, same here. Not what I'd qualify as a proper hangover anyway
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:14,
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My sister gets terrible hangovers Which I find funny as fuck
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:22,
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the best way to avoid a hangover(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:34,
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I'll get a quick couple in at 11 ish, get to my local at 3 ish. Then bed by 9, I'll be fine (
mongychops, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:45,
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3even if i'm not a great football fan, i'm defo going down the pub for the final, first major tournament international final in my lifetime? Can't miss out on a bit of that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:49,
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I've been caught up in the excitement in spite of myself, I have to admitthe entire country's going to explode if we beat the Italians
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:53,
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or if we don'tit also seems a much more positive tournament than i remember, all the interviews with the players seem relaxed and up beat, and there is less of the negativity slagging off various palyers at least in amongst the people i interact with that do watch the football
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:55,
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definitelymaybe that's why I've been feeling so upbeat about it
also I can't tell whether people are happier about reaching the final or beating the Germans
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:57,
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We've thrashed the germans before, counts for fuck all unless you win something. A final is a chance to win something. For football fans like myself whose club has no chance of glory ever England is my only hope of being a champion (
mongychops, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:06,
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One of the strangest football grounds I've ever been too . Surrounded by houses, ball gets cleared and that house gets a new football (
mongychops, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 9:46,
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horrible town, and the hospital is fucking miles from the train stationit's where my brother went when he had one of his seizures, not happy memories for me
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:11,
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glad to have reminded you of your horrible past(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:30,
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ReallyShould have seen it in Paris mate....oh no I forgot. You were having a posh meal and could not be arsed.
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As a part-English Scot who isn't interested in football, I'm torn.I want England to do well, but after a few minutes of listening to the commentators I want them to get hammered. Then I see how much their success upsets the hardcore ScotNats, and I want them to win again.
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what is it about the commentators you don't like?i was on the 5 live coverage last night and it was a nice balance.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:21,
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I had ITV on.They just get carried away, which is fair enough, but then they come out with things like "after the tough 16 months we've had, England deserves this", like England has somehow had it worse than everywhere else.
Mind you, it also annoys me when Scottish idiots come out with similar bullshit, like how a nil-nil draw against England was the best result ever, and one goal in three games was a fantastic performance.
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like Windy Pig said, though, they seem less full of themselves than usualas far as I can tell as a very casual observer
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:22,
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Maybe it's because it went to extra time, and I'd only built up my tolerance to 90 minutes.(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:32, archived)
Nop. All find herethough I'm doing duty as a supply teacher for a 6 year old. There's a class of 6 year olds in a zoom meeting the other side of the table, it's quite funny.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:30,
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how on earth did you get roped into that?(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:31,
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One of my nephew's classmates tested positive for ronaand my sister and her husband have to go to work so I'm stepping up to the plate and babysitting/home schooling the little tyke today.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 9:00,
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"my favourite sport is fighting"best line of the meeting so far!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:58,
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Teachers response of "yes, we established that last week, didn't we?"makes me wish I'd been around for that.
Pleased to say we've done our classwork and the young 'un is now allowed to play lego and watch telly until lunchtime.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:39,
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that's what the shit I just did looked likethanks, 'red wine'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:52,
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what's the most forbidden dip?haramasalata
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 9:48,
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In a way,aren't we all killing ourselves merely by living? Really makes you think, doesn't it?
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it certainly does, I haven't thought about anything in ages, and now I'm contemplating this fresh profundity!Thanks, TPFP!
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not bad, not badI didn't think this was going to have any mileage
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:15,
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I believe he's taking a break from the internet to protect his own sanity.(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:23, archived)
just wondering if Queef's ex has been in holiday to Filey recentlywww.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/19426670.family-refunded-finding-crack-pipe-haven-holiday-caravan/
When exactly did the underclass start giving their children double-barrelled christian names anyway?
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Christ, that family has more surnames than the England football team.Story certainly adds up though. Upon seeing a crack pipe, my immediate response would definitely be "the amount in there would have killed me".
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full refund, plus 50% off their next booking with HavenThat's £75 in the bag, right there.
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Jesus, the couple are both 29 and they've got seven kids! That is some dedicated breeding.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:55,
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lezzers though, so how in god's name did they end up with all those kids?(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:58, archived)
Now let's not jump to any conclusions.It could merely be crystal meth.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:55,
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some lowlives with their kid 'Blaiz' went to the local rag after finding a discarded bong in a park, what is it with these people?(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:03, archived)
I know this nerd fest of pc worriers don't care. But I'm fucking loving tonight. A final. Come on England
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I've watched the whole tournament. Italy are the stand out team. 30 odd games unbeaten too. But they cab be done by England's style of football. So yeah . Lose to Italy wont be terrible tho, 22 soon (
mongychops, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 1:19,
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!!! DENMARK 1:0 !!!you won't believe what will happen next!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 20:32,
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1:1hurray for both teams, amirite?, better than a zero to nill game after 45 minutes
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 20:43,
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Some of those Danish players look like they should be at homedoing their school homework.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 21:15,
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Oh that’s what’s going on I just went for a poo and heard a huge cheer from the neighbours. An England goal makes much more sense.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 22:13,
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I mean, it was a successful bowel movementdelivered with grace and style, so it's not beyond belief.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 22:25,
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Even the bad ones deserve a decent send-off. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 1:11,
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Clap for the NHS(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:51,
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fuck thati'll get pissed and watch return of the king instead
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:52,
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you have to call it "The King's Coming Home" now(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:53,
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Not with that attitude you won't (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 20:39,
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Love's Got The World In Mordorby New Ogre
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 22:26,
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The news has been put back to 10.35pm!(or 11.15pm if it goes to penalties), It's an OUTRAGE!!!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:25,
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I think you'll find that's Tony Harrison (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 20:40,
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just clocked a beard & topknot hipster rocking a pair of Hi Tec Squash.(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:11, archived)
No, just a wee (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:51,
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Men have more fun weeing than women do We can't really aim
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:24,
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finally something the patriarchy is not to be blamed for(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:44,
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I've just made some cereal bars and am now going to cover them in chocolatethis is not a euphemism
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:04,
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going to make Moroccan meatballs in a bitthis is also not a euphemism
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:27,
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yepfood52.com/recipes/6176-knock-off-leon-moroccan-meatballs
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:39,
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I'm choosing to believe you just doft your hat to your afternoon poop.(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:07, archived)
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Ever had a CT Scan?They give you some awesome stuff that feels like you pissed yourself, you get all that nice warm feeling spreading through your loins, with none of the bother of getting wet.
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best of both worldsMight have to fake some symptoms so I can give it a go
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:31,
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it feels like it starts with your noseand ends up with your feet going hot
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:23,
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like a reverse hemlock**not a sexual position
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:26,
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i suppose soisn't that what Socrates used to kill himself?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:34,
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he could easily have avoided it, tbfbit of a weird cunt was old Soccers
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:58,
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yeah I had that, it was a very pleasant experience (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:40,
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a second class return to Dottingham please(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:19,
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Don't take me home, please don't take me home, I just don't wanna go to work, I wanna stay here and drink all your beer, please don't take me home(
mongychops, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:55,
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good ladit's your round
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:57,
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