BreakingCar crashes into Downing Street gates.
POLICE SAID AN OVERWEIGHT SCRUFFY BLONDE MAN HAS BEEN TAKEN INTO CUSTODY SHOUTING, “I AM THE PM, LET ME IN “
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Matt Lucas has been at the baking powder again (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 May 2023, 19:40,
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But humour and attitudes were so different back in 2010!No, they really weren't.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 20:05,
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How about we all chip in and help keep b3ta running by paying for an ad for the /talk board!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:03,
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When I find my site in need of sponsors(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:49,
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The idea of dying with dignity implies that people who post here have any dignity in the first place. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 May 2023, 20:01,
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I mean, they'd be digital, I'm not sure how that would work. What did you have in mind?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:30,
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KEITH ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT SHOVING THINGS UP MY ARSE? ARE YOU?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:42,
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Print them out, roll into a tube, stick them up your fucking arse.(, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:42, archived)
I have to do it myself? I lack the will, Keith. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:43,
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Keith I want you to stop thinking about my arse now please. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:44,
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Chafed legs from riding? Hebtro has got your chaps(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:46,
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I'd rather not trust them with my chaps(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:33,
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Do you mean crisp? Or are you talking about French Fries? (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:01,
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I always read these in the voice of Neil Morrissey other suggestions welcome
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:30,
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Double deep fried BOLLOCKS in a toss sauce(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:46,
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an ad on /talk will keep the fire burning at b3ta towers for a few more years(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 25 May 2023, 17:25,
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I don't even like this site enough to donate for an iconSo no! Soz
(, Thu 25 May 2023, 20:36, archived)
howdy pardner's, yee haw, it's me, Queef Richard's herehow's it going? rather bored here
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 May 2023, 12:44,
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We're about to appoint a new Head of Departmenthave sat through 4 "what I'd do if I was head of department" speeches by academics. The first was lackluster, the second like a female version of Sauron but more Italian, the third was good but I know he can't make decisions and the last was so tedious I left.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:06,
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All hail Saureen (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:55,
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Isn't that a kind of malt cake?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:03,
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Maybe you should try buttering her up (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:35,
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Wouldn't it be 'Sauretta' or something like that?What with being Italian.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 May 2023, 14:40,
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Which popular reggae singer is a Mexican former drug lord and a former leader within the Sinaloa Cartel?El Chapo Manton!
(, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:18, archived)
Making a veggie curry (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:56,
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Vegetables, fruits, nuts, pulses such as chickpeas and wholegrains are very different to sweets, crisps and sugary drinks despite both being meat-free.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:21,
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What about the millions of microscopic creatures living on or in them, though?They're living things too! Don't you consider them to be meat, you monster?
(, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:27, archived)
While being meat free Many sweets contain gelatin, which is produced by boiling animal bones, so they are unsuitable for vegans.
Plants, too, can benefit from animal by-products, such as manure
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:29,
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While we hope this list proves helpful, we also want to emphasize that no one can avoid every single animal ingredient. Being vegan is about helping animals, not maintaining personal purity.Boycotting products that may contain trace amounts of animal products can actually be harmful to animals in the long run. For example, by refusing to eat a veggie burger from a restaurant because the bun may contain traces of milk or eggs, you are discouraging that restaurant from offering vegan options because it is seems too difficult a task.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:33,
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But it's probably for the best that the restaurant ceases trading, because they are not ethical absolutists.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:36,
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They should be mulched (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 9:58,
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I had a really vivid dream that Mick Jagger dropped dead on stage mid-song, and was convinced it was going to happen imminently.That was in 1997.
(, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:52, archived)
So you're saying he's actually been dead since 1997? And the subsequent tours are just warmed-up leftovers?Sounds about right.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:37,
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I'm not wearing any pants todaylivin' the dream.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:59,
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YepSitting here with nothing on under my trousers. If only they all knew!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:23,
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White fishnet was not a good choice for suit material(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:41,
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Still better than transparent PVC I work for my annual appraisalman, those trousers sure steamed up quickly
strikey-g gold
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:06,
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NoI'm quite consistent in that pants go on under trousers or not at all.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:49,
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If you ever visit here it's going to take you a long time to get dressed in the morning (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:57,
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Underpants go under pants, is that what you're saying?And does a vest go under a shirt or under a jacket?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:59,
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Really? Beause my privates are under trousers.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:07,
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No, I'm talking about Private Undertrousers, from the army , he lent me these, or something (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:24,
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Knowing that there's a Denny's breakfast to go toI'd probably moderate my opinions when stateside.
How the fucking hell do they get all those animal products to look identical?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:09,
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I've honestly never eaten at a Denny's, NJ has so many decent diners, and I'll always avoid a chain if possible, they're pretty much uniformly bad. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:28,
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Chris Eubank has paid tribute to Tina Turner, saying she was "Thimply The Betht."(, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:05, archived)
Haha, hilarious, and bang up to date with the 'thelebrity' references!(, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:09, archived)
"everyone has a plan until they get a punch in the face"(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 12:50,
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At least she outlived Ike (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 24 May 2023, 20:02,
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Her abusive ex husband (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 24 May 2023, 20:47,
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...who recorded the first ever rock'n'roll recordNot that this excuses wife beating obv
youtu.be/Gbfnh1oVTk0
Amazing record though
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 May 2023, 21:04,
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doesn't it?*makes note*
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 24 May 2023, 21:49,
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Ike And The Mechanics?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 9:01,
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Don't bother responding to me with more of your "MURDER EVIDENCE" I'm moving on with my life and won't be back to this section of the site again. Peace, A true Nirvana fan, not a Courtney Love hater.
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mongychops, Wed 24 May 2023, 20:08,
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Courtney got s bad rap (
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 24 May 2023, 20:10,
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someone did that? bastard.(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 24 May 2023, 20:09,
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And on the same day Ron DeSantis announces his presidential run really makes you think
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$$ ✅, Wed 24 May 2023, 21:59,
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This weed I just bought tested at 37.5% total cannabinoids, the highest reliable total I've ever seenGhost Train Haze #55
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 May 2023, 22:20,
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Tina wormfood:((
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 May 2023, 23:04,
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it's beer of the cock!(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 24 May 2023, 16:52,
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My little soon to be 16 year old nephew has his sights on being a raver, funny as fuck tbh, thick as shit, but he desperately wants to rave (
mongychops, Wed 24 May 2023, 18:07,
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you can't blame the ladI'm told this is a good event btw
distantplanet.dance/
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 May 2023, 18:25,
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I see it's faimly friendly till 8pm, this little nob wants to do what we did. (
mongychops, Wed 24 May 2023, 19:37,
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I'm impressed He just needs to double drop some yellow
callies at about 2pm and he'll be grand
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 May 2023, 21:09,
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Too fucking right it is (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 24 May 2023, 19:34,
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Just heard about it now (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 24 May 2023, 19:49,
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then now then (
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 24 May 2023, 20:12,
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You're all about the RevCo references, aren't you? (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 24 May 2023, 15:19,
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He’s iconic. He’s one of the all-time great actors. He’s like Marlon Brando except Marlon Brando didn’t die aged 24.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 May 2023, 14:58,
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I'd rather not (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 24 May 2023, 16:31,
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you might like it(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 24 May 2023, 16:52,
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arseboon dilbaro (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 24 May 2023, 11:50,
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And the Marzipan thing. What was that all about?(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 24 May 2023, 11:51,
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I've broken wind in the officeand now I really hope nobody else comes in anytime soon as it smells horrible.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 May 2023, 11:58,
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arseboon dilbaro can't you fucking read you fucking stupid fucking cunt?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 May 2023, 12:29,
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Oh thank god the PM has decided no further action is neededon bullying done by the Home Secretary, now they can all get on with the job and deliver for the British people.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 24 May 2023, 12:38,
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yelled the passing Suella, in a wonderful demonstration of the Doppler effect.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 24 May 2023, 12:43,
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We've got a temp in the officeshe's absolutely thick as mince. Actually takes up more of the team's time to supervise than she saves. We've run out of menial taks for her as she can't really manage anything more complex than shredding paper.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:09,
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I think it might be sexist to use a thick lass as a paper shredder(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:21,
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She's very youngand drab
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:57,
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Tell her to get you something from a department you don't have (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:22,
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She's not unpleasantjust dense and boring
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:58,
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Write a sitcom about itthen everyone can scream about misogyny, again
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:39,
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How arseboon is now?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:11,
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If I said you had an arseboon dilbaro would you hold it against me?(, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:43, archived)
HI GUT-CUNT'SBeautiful sunny day here in our nation's capital, and my wife's laptop has gone to shit so she can't do any work, so we're off out in the sunsheeeine and for a spot of grub. Beat that, you knob's.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 May 2023, 11:20,
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I am being felated by what's known as a groupieIt's a pleasant experience, and one that can imagine catching on.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 May 2023, 14:42,
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Could it be, as Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe, morning?Yes it could!
(, Wed 24 May 2023, 8:34, archived)
Alright, that Greek guy with the crazy hair.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 24 May 2023, 8:48,
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Jason Mantzoukas?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:11,
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WednesdayI see that the deep state is once again picking on our glorious former prime minister. It's politically motivated smearing. The fact that he's being smeared with his own shit that he sat in himself is nothing to do with it, it's a witch hunt, that's what it is.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 May 2023, 8:50,
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He should set up his own websitewithout interference from the
wokerati letter boxes
and the tofu bum boys:
Boris Truth
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 24 May 2023, 9:58,
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morning. slow day this morning, may go for a stroll before I go back to the emails
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 May 2023, 10:14,
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want some do ya, pal?(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 23 May 2023, 20:19,
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Number, size and weight, please (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 23 May 2023, 20:15,
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a quarter of custard bollocks creams(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 23 May 2023, 20:18,
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Just getting into some old skool hip hoptwitter.com/hill_grange/status/1199437334888013824?s=20
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 May 2023, 20:18,
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vinyl now supports pictures?!whateversowilltheythinkofnext
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 23 May 2023, 20:27,
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Duh, have you never heard of picture discs?(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 May 2023, 20:30,
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I had 19 by Paul 'in the boys' showers' Hardcastle and Word Up by Cameo on picture discYou couldn't make it up
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 May 2023, 20:35,
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they weren't gr8, fair enough Rainforest by Hardcastle is a legit electro classic tho
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 May 2023, 21:03,
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i used to have a poster of his mum's willy on my bedroom wall(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 23 May 2023, 21:08,
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the athena display was always open on his mum's willy(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 23 May 2023, 21:19,
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Any chance to break out this classicwww.youtube.com/watch?v=xpXfkU89yIY
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 May 2023, 12:39,
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Record yourself (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 23 May 2023, 13:03,
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Arnie, are you okay? Are you okay, Arnie?(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 23 May 2023, 18:58,
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In 1985, he presented an educational film about child sexual abuse, titled “Kids Can Say No!”.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 May 2023, 13:39,
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"You can say it, but whether I listen is a different matter"(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 23 May 2023, 13:44,
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That's literally the same as raping a village of children(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:44,
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he was 93, if he'd lived a few more yearsCharles would've sent him a birthday card
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 23 May 2023, 14:09,
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May have deleagated it to the one famiy member qualified for the jobI believe Clitons Cards does:
From One Nonce To Another, Happy Birthday
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 May 2023, 14:30,
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I did a strikethrough version of this, it's a bit snappier, take a look and tell me what you think (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:43,
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When is a boy not a boy? When he's abed! (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:44,
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Gonna give my national turtle a milk bath(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 May 2023, 13:42,
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Drowning victims (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 23 May 2023, 10:54,
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FUNNY NAME CORNERI just had to send laxatives to someone named Sherlock.
(, Tue 23 May 2023, 10:57, archived)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventure_of_the_Second_Stain
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 23 May 2023, 11:36,
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The Hound of the Buttskervilles (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 23 May 2023, 12:15,
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A Study in Scat (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 23 May 2023, 11:34,
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The Fecal Interpreter (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 23 May 2023, 12:14,
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Just bought an air con unitcheap bugger from Amazon. £195. I know we'll only use it for a couple of weeks a year but found it almost impossible to sleep for some of last summer.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 May 2023, 11:00,
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that 40 degree day we had was one of the most uncomfortable I have ever experienced(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 May 2023, 13:33,
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You'll be pleased to knowthat now I've bought an air con unit the temperature won't rise above 26 degrees until it's just ouf of warranty and so no longer works.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 May 2023, 14:38,
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got Short Staffed at the Gene Pool on now, it's not as good, reckon she needed Mark Walk on board(, Tue 23 May 2023, 9:21, archived)
This is the only LR I've heard outside of Pigface(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 23 May 2023, 9:24,
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Whoa whoa whoaLesley Rankine has done things that *aren't* Silverfish?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 May 2023, 9:49,
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after Silverfish she was in Pigface for a bit, then she went and did an album with Mark Walk out of Skinny Puppy under the name Ruby.It's a halfway house between Tricky-style trip hop and industrial. Worth a listen. Subsequent Ruby albums didn't have Mark Walk on board and aren't as good.
(, Tue 23 May 2023, 9:52, archived)
nae doot Queef will drop in to call it all 'a load of fucking shit'(, Tue 23 May 2023, 10:44, archived)
Pretty distinctive, how did I never realise(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 23 May 2023, 10:42,
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troo story - I got that when it came out and I made all my circle of friends listen to it, plus the remixes album(, Tue 23 May 2023, 8:56, archived)
🥃🍺 Cheers! Welcome to the Land of the Free With Every Purchase!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 23:01,
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try putting a paper bag over your head(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 22 May 2023, 23:40,
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take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.(, Tue 23 May 2023, 6:52, archived)
Whilst muttering "yippee ki-yay, motherfucker"(
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 23 May 2023, 7:58,
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Pushing that prick down the board(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 18:57,
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you would say that(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 22 May 2023, 19:35,
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It's the /chat version of friends, romans, countrymen (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:08,
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We will fight them on the bollocks(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:18,
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It's one small step for bollocks(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:18,
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I have a dreamI have a dream that one day this bollocks will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed, ‘We hold these bollocks to be self-evident, that all men are created bollocks’
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:21,
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I have been in bollocks for 17 years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:24,
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Ask not what your bollocks can do for you — ask what you can do for your bollocks.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:25,
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There's a frood who really knows where his bollocks are(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:59,
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History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as bollocks(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 21:03,
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your bollocks(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 21:06,
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Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the bollocks.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 21:08,
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A life without bollocks is not worth living(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 22 May 2023, 22:44,
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I bet you love pushing pricks down boards ydob(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 May 2023, 19:50,
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With your cock?(
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 22 May 2023, 21:17,
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Cannabis journalism is definitely adversely affected by cannabis consumption(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 22:40,
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smelmet threadhi guy's, how's it going, you stupid bunch of cunt's?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:19,
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just been through paperwork and it seems my income insurance claim wasn't authorised until July 20th last yearthis, I think, means I'm entitled to one more payment than I thought. Result
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:42,
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nice, get my exam result at the end of next week, I'll throw myself off Bridgewater Place if I've failed(, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:02, archived)
you should do that no matter what your results are(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:07,
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Why not do it now as a preemptive strike?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:07,
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It'll be like when Ricky got shot in Boyz N The Hood all over again :'((, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:22, archived)
86 calls to get a doctor's appointment Then have to leave after waiting 45 minutes without being seen because I have to go to work.
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:24,
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I could have waited any other week But I'm in early all week covering for someone on holiday
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:38,
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What is it you can't face?www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOw_-5glqg
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:27,
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What's this film series the bloke who did the warriors started but didn't realise or release? Can't be arsed to Google, hate giving those Jews traffic (
mongychops, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:48,
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I saw something on Facebook, might have been clickbait, said it was 3 films (
mongychops, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:59,
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i have just been offered a watch from an Italian chap he had a boxload in his carapparently he got them free at a conference
I actually bought one from him a few years back it worked for a few days then stopped
Yay for Brexit
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Knowing what you know about his merchandise If you buy another one, you're a moron
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:20,
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up there with the old 'want to buy some speakers' van scam(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:35,
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I used to work in a HiFi store so I can generally spot when someone's been ripped offquite a few times I've had this old "oh, I've got an amazing stereo system, these speakers, well, there's a story with them, such a bargain, this guy in a van was fitting out a recording studio around the corner from where I live in Derby..." from a friend and if they can't tell they've been diddled, and they're not a cunt then I don't say anything.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:41,
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Did I sell you a Sherwood amplifier and some Eltax speakers?because they're out of warranty by now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:43,
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I have a Cambridge Audio CD player that has just effectively died, the drawer won't open.It's about 12 years old (hi spanishfly!) so no big deal, do they take those in at the shops for recycling?
Might get another CD player at some point but for non-vinyl listening I just use Sonos speakers.
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I think all the manufacturers at that time used the same mechanismsdidn't matter if it was a basic Cambridge Audio or a high-end Arcam or something, they had better PSUs and digital-audio converters though.
They can repair it for you if you take it back to Richer Sounds and it probably won't be expensive but if it were me I'd just go on Facebook Marketplace and find someone selling a CD player near me. You can get a pretty nice Sony, Marantz, Denon or something for bugger all.
Helpful consumer advice but not a great anecdote.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:58,
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yeah I had a look for new ones, a Marantz entry-level model was £300 quid or something stupid.I do have a workaround which is playing the CD through my Xbox, then using my sonos setup to send the sound from the TV to the speakers. But it's a bit of a faff. I'd rather just be able to route a CD player through my mixer.
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No shortage of them on ebaywww.ebay.co.uk/itm/275862143988?epid=57342261&hash=item403aaa43f4:g:Wj0AAOSwyVFkaU3T&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA0LdFv9Fu1ofxxtZXAW%2BPG5S1fNyoYxIkmluaZsA4yUoqGOhCO5mt30JeIMxtEjSkyH7NiRMi%2F87D6AMY2M9rakEo8O%2BaUfhRNTCTnU%2Bb3QDdfYrz1cPi12T3T4sbtI71tfazPKaXIhHnqBZj5MUbAcf2aKpF9Mr9i1PYI05lo%2Bmm2vj%2BGMEl9DvXbePFO9nDaXnO5GAkdFjCQXGsQJXIpGQEiQTDyPeHOq1GHPquUUMWj0XsW12sPjmbkYo8Bco0%2B82yAhK0lAAUqOpwkdvDfGM%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR9zygrqIYg
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:23,
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have you heard Iggy Pop's own mix of that album?so much better than Bowie's knobbish version
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:37,
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none of Bowie's stupid panning and weird levels, it's way betterwww.youtube.com/watch?v=TUkUc2O6EAk&list=PLdN0RzlWs2AgzPbnUsQQhr_hp6lLoffjY&ab_channel=TheStooges-Topic
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:11,
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neveractually I do like Space Oddity, it's a very well-written song
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 18:22,
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I still have hifi I got there yonks backMission speakers and a Cambridge amp
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Yeah, Cambridge was alrightTheir genius was the incentive scheme meant you could make money out of customer service as well as commission AND customers could return things for refund for a couple of days after purchase so the staff were motivated to make customers happy as much as to sell stuff. The commission was paid on profit rather than outright sales so we always knew what stock was good value (no point selling people shit, they'd just bring it back) and had a big profit margin.
We sold A LOT of speaker cables and connectors!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:05,
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I've got a Cambridge amp, had it for years and it's entirely fit for purpose(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:17,
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or the one where they offer you some mussels from Brussels but when you open the box it's full of garbage they're offloading, the junk load van scam(, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:44, archived)
It was a tenner when I googled it back home it was going for a fiver(, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:41, archived)
Any "fashion brand" watch is going to be utter shitwww.youtube.com/watch?v=gkw4a7q3N-E
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:42,
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I just stick to G Shocks. Sub-£100, last for years, totally waterproof in most situations.(, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:44, archived)
Alright great-great-grandfathertell us more about 'watches.'
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:54,
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OOH hark at mr moneybags over herewith his fancy swimming pool and antiquated chronometers.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 May 2023, 17:34,
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on the downside, though, they look fucking awful(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:02,
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they look like something a 10 year old boy would likeshorturl.at/CDS04
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:13,
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Your words must be very hurtful to this 'dozer' character, whoever they may be(, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:12, archived)
Not completely true, lv for one example make haute horology (
mongychops, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:54,
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I'd never seen thembut it looks like they actually make their own watches. Most fashion brands simply add their logo to a cheap, mass-manufactured watch and put a huge margin on it.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:38,
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