why the hell did I think Chris Tarrant had died?Like I remember it being on the news. It was a fact.
he is alive. wtf.
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was it, A, you just wished he had, B, you just dreamed he had...(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 23:28,
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In supersymmetry theory, the fermionic superpartner of Chris Tarrant is Quentin Tarantino.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 23:29,
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So it looks like the search function was finally working properly for the first time in about a decade, but only for a few days, and is now not working at all.Nice one, sn0tters. Thanks a bunch
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:55,
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Cunts like that ruin it for everyone(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:03,
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are you the one who appointed mysql8 because i don't think it's working out(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:19,
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i asked chatgpt and you're right, 9 is definitely greater than 8(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:23,
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You said:
Is mofaha right when he says you told him 9 is greater than 8 or is he making that up?
ChatGPT said:
ChatGPT
Mofaha is correct—9 is indeed greater than 8!
You said:
But did you tell him that?
ChatGPT said:
I haven't had any interactions with Mofaha, so if he said I told him that, he might be making it up. However, mathematically speaking, 9 is greater than 8!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:34,
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mofaha you need to start with i am mofahaor this will keep happening
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:36,
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in the early days of chatgpt I tried to heckle it into saying something about user mofaha from b3ta it wouldn't have any of it, didn't know about individual accounts, but then when I asked it about rob it suddenly got very chatty.
I remember it made up a load of online media awards and generously handed them to him, also the word "irreverent" came up a lot, do the strikey yourselves
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 19:46,
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I don't recall him saying it was definitively fixed. Certainly search turns up nothing to that effect. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:07,
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Works for meI searched for "Query failed." and it found 1 result
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:11,
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should be two now, because you mentioned itnope just the one result, but I can't tell if it's the original result you got or if it's from when you mentioned it
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:15,
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no need, looks like someone's fixed it👍🏻
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:21,
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Does it max out at 50 pages?Quite interesting searching for the n-word by the way. /talk needs to die.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:59,
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You need better hobbies! :-o(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 18:31,
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I understand your reaction(ary response)but the person identifying a problem is not the problem.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 19:42,
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Not THE problem, no.Just A problem :D
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:16,
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Now that both search and the archive are working again I can link to this classic b3ta.com/talk/6208225
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:52,
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Christ he was a pretentious cunt.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 9:12,
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they'll never take me alive(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:29,
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whatever the fuck cash-to-wallet scheme this nations league bullshit is, it can fuck right off(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:22,
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The League of Nations was superseded by the UN quite a while ago.I knew you were old, m8, but I didn't think you were that old.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:27,
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I've unsubscribed from garold's blog again.If you like, I can fill this thread with paragraph after paragraph of crushingly dull beakering brainfarts spelling out the process in excruciating detail.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:13, archived)
can I unsubcribe from your blog about how everyone else is a dull beakering brainfart and detailing the process in excruciating detail?detail
(, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:23, archived)
That was specifically about one user who isn't you,you seem triggered though. Maybe that's your problem, not mine.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 14:18, archived)
to be fair, your posts about your exasperation with people who post on b3tais still less boring than dozer
(, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:07, archived)
who said stckle was a needlessly argumentative perma-twat?I liked that one
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:45,
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talk is the cancer that's killing /talk(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:29,
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if we all talk at once maybe the nightmare will end(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:34,
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mark hollisfrom Talk Talk was killed by cancer. It really makes you think.
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:55,
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I had Christmas in him onceRun-DMC wrote a song about it, that also really makes you think
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 13:27,
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Sometimes he says really funny things. How are you going to deal with the FOMO(, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 13:33, archived)
I don't know how to respond to this. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:36,
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I don't know how to respond to that eitherexcept by masturbating inquisitively.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:46,
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can you get out of my garden please(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 13:08,
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I can get off in your garden, how's that?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 14:47,
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Afternoon Just got the entire itv Sherlock Holmes series from the 80's or 90's on DVD. I am now watching them.
Is this dull enough?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:52,
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Jeremy Brett was incrediblejeremybrett.livejournal.com/21163.html
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 13:09,
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I grew up watching his Sherlock Holmes The dying detective is my favourite
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 15:28,
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No. Pen is pen.Cheese is cheese.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 13:26,
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I'd never heard of those two people, so I looked them up. I'd find those two "lezzing it up" about as erotic as rubbing a pencil eraser against a cake slice.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 15:59,
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No not a slice of cake, a cake slice. The thin triangular pointy utensil thing.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:19,
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I googled both and it's a no and a no from me(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:29,
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Fuck you, beepe.... oh wait. Morning.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 8:05,
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A bit better today Got the ex lodger coming to help me with the shopping, so I'm in a much better mood now.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 9:34,
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Hellolooks like my solicitor is about to exchange contracts on the hosue I'm selling as executor for a very unpleasant family. I'm going to phone the office to ask if they can draft some kind of a letter that asks all the beneficiaires to give questions/complaints within a set time so I don't end up dealing with any of their crap once the process is done with. Absolute bunch of arseholes. None of them visited my friend for the 25 years she lived near my family, except one brother who started visiting when she said she had a terminal disease. A real vulture.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 9:33,
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good luck, hopefully you soon waah your hands of the cuntsyes waah
(, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 9:55, archived)
Answer you cowardb3ta.com/talk/8425860
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 9:58,
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It is a virusplease click it to infect your PC.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 10:01,
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I used to better at this(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 10:11,
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Phoned the solicitorscan boil the conversation to "you instructed us to act on your behalf in the interests of the estate. Forward any emails from them and we'll deal with them*"
Yay!
*at the expense of the estate.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 10:05,
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sale of my brother's house completed last Fridaymy job as executor is pretty much done. Mixed feelings about that, as the finality of it all is rather daunting. On the other hand, I'm about get back the shitloads of cash I fronted for various expenses which will be good, and my daughter is about to become a rather well off little prick.
please remember to smash that like button and subscribe, guy's
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 11:02,
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It's a very sobering processwinding up someone's existence. I gathered in quite a lot of funds on behalf of the estate so we pretty much had cash from the moment she died. Expenses were never an issue. Her vile brothers fucking were.
Anyway. Seeing as we're all alive for a short time and dead for fucking ever I've decided to waste several thousand pound on a custom made Dingwall.
dingwallguitars.com/bass/abz/
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 11:13,
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You absolute monsterWhat the fuck do you want with pickups like those?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 11:16,
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I've had a Dingwall Combustion for a few years nowThe pickups are other-wordly. They're split coils so even solo'd they're noiseless but can be really sweet and dynamic. Metal heads love them as they distort so brilliantly but I find them good for pretty much any genre. You can actually get it to do the job of a Precision with the neck pickup by itself but they're so HiFi and full range you need some way of rolling down the treble as the active preamp is rubbish for that job. Amazing things.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 11:21,
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5 String.It's very useful to be able to play D and Eb without retuning the bass. You can also play a lot more easily without having to shift position on the neck. I've been plying 5 string for years now, even got a 5 string fretless. Sounds great, like a brummie whale.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:25,
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Going to stop the site to update the databsae to mysql 8(
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:45,
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all this shit you type will be lost, like taking a piss in the rain(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:52,
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shove a flaming fuck up your nose(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 23:22,
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i hope all the rude comments are removed by new mod mysql8(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 23:29,
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That would certainly singe the problem hairs away(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 23:34,
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Server upgrade from '50700' to '80039' completed.As ever, let me know what I've fucked up,
on the site, I already know what I've fucked up in my life.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 0:21,
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oo good pointI'll keep an eye out for that update
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:54,
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cramp in my leg arrrgh pain pain(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 20:36,
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what the fuck now the other one(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 20:56,
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Then they have to cut it off ( ´･ω･)っ✂╰⋃╯(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:29,
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no i'm straight edge(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 21:43,
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hope you don't fall off(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 21:47,
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I've necked everything I can get my hands on (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:12,
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Cracked ribs Come back when you have actual pain
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:11,
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she only just ordered them(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 23:20,
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MorningEpic lie-in. Still feel shitty. How are you?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 15:29,
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A bird just shat all over my Tesla's windscreen. Best 50 quid I ever spent.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 15:50, archived)
ChristTeslas are really going cheap now aren't they?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 15:59,
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What did you do to piss her off that badly?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 16:33,
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At the end of Back to the Future, Doc Brown could have just taken a shit in the De Lorean's Mr Fusion ReactorThis is the technology Musk should be working on
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 19:25,
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Seams this trouser thing really has legs (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:09,
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Sun's over the yard armWhat's your afternoon going to be like?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:08,
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I'll take £10 worth pleaseand don't expect a tip.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:05,
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You would say thatBut without being racist
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:31,
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Got a lot of email enquiries to reply toThat'll take an hour. Right now, I'm watching the cat play with a small pile of 2p coins.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:08,
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Rob isn't this cuteimgur.com/pG76MVu
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:21,
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Maybe it was before the kittin got at it?(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 17:40,
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Ladies prefer velour(DFS' less successful slogan in the 80s)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:53,
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Fast and bulbous.And tapered, also.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:59,
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Morning.Monday! Best day of the week. Rise and shine, everyone! The week is full of potential and so are you. Or maybe you’re just full of badger jizz, I don’t know. Get up anyway.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 7:41,
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Morning I'm full of coffee and toast
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 7:53,
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The essential ingredients of a bearable Monday.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 8:27,
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Oh yes, good point, I missed that bit.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:26,
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It wasn’t a request.Get the fuck out of bed, motherfucker.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 8:26,
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He's also a prick and a talent vacuum (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:06,
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Lord Buttfart, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:249:24 is morning on a 24 hour clock. Stop trying to confuse me. Though I would be happy with it being Monday evening and not morning.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:28,
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Austrlia doesn't existwww.theguardian.com/technology/shortcuts/2018/apr/15/australia-doesnt-exist-and-other-bizarre-geographic-conspiracies-that-wont-go-away
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:56,
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Australia is the centre of my bumhole(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:56,
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Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:07,
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Does that make Uluru a weird lumpy haemorrhoid?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:02,
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As of Novemeber I have to go into the office three times a weekif that wasn't bad enough I don't actually have any work to do and someone might notice.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:17,
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I go in twice a week and worry about getting busted for not doing much.
...he said, posting on b3ta instead of doing much.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:53,
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I just got signed off for 2 weeks My supervisor is already trying to say that I don't have to stay off for the whole 2 weeks
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:08,
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Have you considered the cost to your economy You shirkers and malingerers ^^^
No wonder GB is in decline
Get off your poncy arses and do some work
Going to bed disgusted
(, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:44, archived)
It's much easier to bully b3tans when they're not here. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:35,
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I always douche after badgering.(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:03,
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I've just broken down :((
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 21:46,
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Call the AA- either one will work
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 21:56,
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lol. I've called them they told me to stop drinkingHow is that going to get me home?
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 21:58,
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Yeah that happened to me recently in my golf, something to do with the megatron or somethingAnyway the good news is I've got a Tesla now
(, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 0:13, archived)
i've got a new injector. only £444!(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:01,
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Cybertruck just got recalled again, its 5th recall to date, Tesla is basically the Boeing of vehicle manufacturers lolMusk eats dogs.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:06,
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For fuck's sake Elon wipe the rancid dog fat off your chin, stop fucking tweeting for five fucking seconds, and explain to these poor twats why their vehicles are full of solid human waste (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 4:10,
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BTWsn0tt3rs has broken the image challenge. I can only see the first of 3 most popular pages or the first of 2 most recent.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 15:47,
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There's a fix inbut it's not right. It'll do for now though
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 17:30,
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all the cool kids are infinity scrolling (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 17:24,
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Not if they're listing by latest they're notFixed that as well
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 17:36,
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Hanging all the way to fuck!I have woken with the lurgy deep in my throat fnaaar fnaaar - it really hurts and now I have to drink bailey's all day like some fucking christmas cunt
Alt - happy Sunday you bunch of spacktards
(, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 11:07, archived)
I have cracked ribs Baileys wouldn't help.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 11:51,
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Oh man I had bad ribs a few years backI feel your pain (hot baths eased the pain for me)
(, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 14:39, archived)
I would love a hot bath But I have a wet room
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 14:59,
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Who the fuck are you? Your slaggy slut whore mother owes me a refund for the medication I needed after poling that rancid hole you came from!And what you little bitch?
(, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 14:36, archived)
today matthew i will be Clifford Wangwww.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Clifford/Wang
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 12:50,
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mistyped, i meant chilly glans, it's getting colder here(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:18,
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Kevin Custard had a rare anticipation allergyI know it's cruel but we used to phone him and say, "Kevin, listen...", then go silent for ages,
just to see how long it would take him to start developing breathing difficulties and gasping, lol.
We were with AT&T at that time, one day I called Kevin and delivered the teaser, then lost the connection.
He had a seizure and died waiting for me to respond to his desperate cries of "what? what?".
Fucking AT&T.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:07,
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What were they like on here? Friendly? Outrageous? Waki?was there anything they had particularly strong views about?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 20:17,
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Both? Which both? Cagey as a fucking zoo m8, was it one of your old socks or something? (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 22:42,
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morning(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 8:24,
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i know right (
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 9:02,
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Morning My ribs are fucking killing me
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 10:00,
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Should have won that accordion battle(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 10:08,
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I might have had a chance if it was a violin battle (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 11:50,
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That's what I'd say, if I'd lost an accordion battle (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:00,
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I'm out drinking having a good timeAnd I'm literally hating every fucking moment of it.
Why can't people just let me die alone, and drunk, in peace?
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 0:31,
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I hope you find some peace and that it doesn't involve being mean, and being a shit(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 1:42,
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I'm not feeling this vibe, can we have an accordion battle?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 1:45,
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I edited it, it's in a state of fluxmight add some emoji later
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 1:47,
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I have a four-handed accordion so I can only play collaboratively, not competitively (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 1:48,
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Hate the cunts, I'll just hack the accordion in half (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 2:10,
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it's actually turned out to be full of top people(old cunts) and also massive drugs so I'm enjoying myself now
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 2:36,
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you bollocks say bollocks (
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 2:36,
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It's my birthday and I lost a shoe!what should I do with the other one?
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waste of a good shoe(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:43,
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Fucking hellNo mate, stop that
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:55,
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There are "Indo/Pak" grocers here, which I initially thought sounded a bit derogatory, but it's absolutely not. That stuff you typed is though eh.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:04,
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First things first, what are your plans for the one you lost? (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:52,
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Go on then, chuck it over an overhead cable and see if you can make it stay, known as a "sticky single" I believe. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:11,
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a "perfect pair" is when you throw two laced together and they end up suspended level, both pointing the same way, with the left and right in their correct places(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:28,
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I heard your mum got a perfect pair.That was a long time ago though.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:30,
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David Rush's tits were judged to be more perfect by the Guinness World Records committee, although the photo i have of them is too worn to make them out properly (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:35,
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there's a very rare Triple Perfect Pair (TPP) hanging above one of the busiest intersections in South Philly, traffic slows there because so many people take photos(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:31,
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Just like the first one. Have we learned nothing?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 19:08,
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well done fixing the database You're fab
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:03,
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CheersAlways let me know if you spot anything else broken
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:30,
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burying a bodyi genuinely can't remember how to spell it ive gone word blind
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 7:17,
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You're not meant to tell people you did a murder, silly(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 7:29,
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i didn't. my account has been hacked. to death!muah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 7:32,
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Probably shit the bed.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:19,
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Going to strip the mad wallpaperYou should see the state of it. It looks like some wannabe William Morris fan ate a bowl of Fruit Loops and threw up, on acid.
By which I mean it's very bright and colourful, with a pseudo medieval theme.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 8:15,
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but then you'll have to clean the wall if you throw up on it(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 8:16,
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I don't eat fruit loops(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 9:07,
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I'm at the age where I *must* eat All Bran- or know the gnawing pain of constipation.
And not in a sexy way, either.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 9:09,
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Consider shredded wheat.That other stuff is loaded with sugar.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:21,
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i bet you're fun at breakfast club(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:35,
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Are you implying that I would ever be invited to anything, ever?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:36,
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i wasn't But now you mention it
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 14:16,
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FucksakeWell I think I've now caught the cold from my GP and gone part deaf in my LEFT ear, which makes a change. Doesn't seem to be a coked up gabber drummer in there yet but give it time.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 22:54,
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That’s nothingWe've run out of Malibu
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 23:53,
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