Yeah I'm gonna try and do Dry Sunday.Going pretty well so far, had a couple of alcohol free beers this morning. Really fancy a real one though
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 12:24,
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Shit thread:I just did a banana poo... it came out of my bum bum and curled right back up between my legs
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Just did one myself recently in the Slim Chickens toiletThe flush didn't work
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 17:36,
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That's a tangerine turd (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 20:19,
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Due to digestive issues I am currently deploying the scatter gun technique
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 20:19,
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roloswhen did they go from nice and chewy to slimy sickly dogsht eh?
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MiseryCunt, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 5:22,
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I haven't eaten rolos in a very long time So I don't know
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 8:37,
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You're thinking of holos (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 9:18,
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Dunno, I stopped buying all Nestlé products years ago.I’m not much of an ethical consumer, but Nestlé elevated cuntiness to a new level, so I binned them off. I miss KitKat Chunky though.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 11:39,
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 12:01,
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They’re fine, still probably the brand I’d pick if I want a chocolate bar at the corner shop or wherever.Not sure on their ethics, but as far as I heard they haven’t literally caused the deaths of a bunch of babies, so that elevates them above Nestlé.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 14:51,
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You could lay a load of them flat on the floorPut a board on top and stand in that but that’s only something I’d be up for if I was locked in a duty free and had access to a fuck load of toblerones
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 22:26,
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Cover them with chocolate and I’ll be a big fan.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 18:32,
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They're Kraft now (Hershey shite)I am told (I can't smell or have dairy) the same vomit-smelling chemical is now used in Cadbury, just like Hershey. Absolute garbage.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 15:19,
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I’ve been told that too but I haven’t noticed it.Either it’s nowhere near as strong as it is in shit American chocolate, or I’ve murdered my taste buds with booze and fags. It’s probably that second option, isn’t it.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 18:39,
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I watched a Quantin Toronto movie last nightWho is your favourite director?
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Questing Tarantino is the fermionic superpartner of Chris Tarrant.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jan 2025, 20:13,
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Only very clever people, and maybe brb, will get this.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 18 Jan 2025, 1:09,
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R.i.p. David, u r wiv Laura Palmer now x x x(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jan 2025, 23:38,
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Three out of seven - wankpuffswww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx98ngd99lo
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:08,
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2/7 lying on your back and projectile shitting vomit and vomiting shit back and forth in an arc between your mouth and arse(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:14,
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Your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt bollocks(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:56,
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5/7Better than normal
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:20,
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what does chicory taste like and should i put it in a stir fry?(
MiseryCunt, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 17:27,
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Exciting battery newsthere was corrosion on the + terminal. Urgh. imgur.com/wfMF2kF
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 15:24,
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exciting BEER OF THE CLOCK COCK newsi've stopped drinking
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MiseryCunt, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 16:54,
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And started boofing instead?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 16:58,
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That’s not what it says in the gents toilet at Leeds station (
Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 17:10,
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TITSMEGNot really, hullo.
It's the fucking weekend innit, how about that eh. I've broken my glasses which is well knob, is anything well knob for you? You can say knob.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 12:37,
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need to buy a new car but don't have the disposable income to buy one that befits my standing in the community lolmight just have to settle for an old banger rofl
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Like that episode of The Twilight Zonewhere he breaks his glasses and then can't find his knob.
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.Yeti., Fri 17 Jan 2025, 12:50,
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I've been trying to find drivers for Windows Server 2008 R2Every single fucking one says "durr this driver doesn't work on this system" and then closes. I've wasted 14 CD-Rs in the last 2 hours alone. Fuck Intel and fuck Dell, they're both cunts.
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www.glenn.delahoy.com/snappy-driver-installer-origin/
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:17,
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Managed to find a driverOnly problem is that it relies on a update Microsoft deleted from their website a year or so ago, which has no archives anywhere
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Odd, all Server 2008 R2 stuff is still available.What's the KB article number?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:53,
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I believe the file name is Windows6.1-KB2533623-x64.msuYou can find versions for Win 7 floating around but none for S08R2
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web.archive.org/web/20200801000000id_/download.microsoft.com/download/0/B/D/0BD4C49B-92F8-4BD3-A835-8E8A8CDA2A30/Windows6.1-KB2533623-x64.msu
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:08,
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It was actually supeceded by a later rollup update, so that is why that specific one is pulled.Not sure which KB it's part of now, but that one should sort you out if you aren't able to run Windows Update for some reason.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:12,
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Yeah yeahShove it up yer arse.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:29,
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There is this new and magical thing called "Google", which is a website that allows you to find things!It's totally rad. Don't be embarassed, it only launched in the '90s, so totally understandable.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:17,
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Think I'll stick to Ask Jeeves,no reputable company would call themselves Google.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 15:13,
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haha i wonder if that is still going not looking tho(
MiseryCunt, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 17:18,
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It's still sort of there.A generic search page with the "Ask.com" logo. No Jeeves though.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 19:44,
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No! I like to help people wot need it.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 15:04,
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What's the driver for specifically,and why are you having to burn them to CD-Rs?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:22,
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Needing USB drivers explains needing CD-Rs,what model is the server?
Edit: nevermind I've seen that you've been trousered.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 15:09,
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I have developed trigger thumbs and can't knit That's well and truly knob.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:36,
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Could you get knitting mittsthat hold the needles in a kind of rigormortis grip?
If not, there's a dragon's den opportunity for you.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:45,
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Anything that means I have to grip is bad My thumbs clamp themselves to the sides of my hands and have to be pried off with the other hand
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:49,
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Trigger thumbs? That sounds rubbish, Dave.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:47,
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*falls through bar hatch*(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:50,
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I've had shit thumbs from birthEver since preschool I was able to, if I push hard enough, make it go back farther. It'd be able to do this until about 6 hours later when I had to push it back again.
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 8:38,
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I mean, I mostly can't argue Violator and Songs of Faith and Devotion are a different class though.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 15:00,
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If only Elvis had been able to take Ozempiche'd have been fine.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 8:35,
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and yet they didn't release it until nearly 50 years after his death.COINCIDENCE????????? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
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They do love a triumphant comback in the USA don't they?Seems hard-baked into their identity. Recurring theme in music, film, literature. I think that's part of the reason for Trump's success - if he can win again so can 'Merica. Or something.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 8:46,
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I find most hard to understand their complete failure to identify an underdog,They'll call a millionaire with millionaire backers an underdog just because he's happy to say racist stuff on TV
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jan 2025, 8:51,
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I reckon it's the conspiratorial mindset baked into their national identity.If he's challenging the Deep State, he must be an underdog, right? Even if he spent 4 years in control of the Deep State, and is about to have another 4.
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I think it's because they're stupid racist cunts Just like him.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 8:59,
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Flat eart, pizzas for peados and all that shit.it's spreading like gonorrhoea at an orgy.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:01,
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Look I've already apologised about that.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:28,
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You wouln't say that to their faces though(because guns and stuff)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:08,
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You don't stick your head in a tiger's mouth and then flick his spuds (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:53,
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A wet towel would work (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 10:46,
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Seems like a bit of a waste to develop the skill and technique required, only to have your head bitten off.And isn't that just like life?
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"Now you say zat!" says one of Siegfried & Roy in a dodgy German accent (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 12:35,
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Some of the more interesting creatives get itMarty McFly's dad in Back to the Future, though Robert Zemeckis is an outlier. But for the most part you're right, it's the strong, moral, handsome hero dishing out just deserts to the baddies. The hero falls but then makes a triumphant comeback. Even the more interesting Westerns follow the formula.
I think the rest of the world is much more attracted to an anti-hero.
Here in the UK we go a bit far and seem to prefer losers. I mean, we are delighted when the film ends up with tragic failure and misery.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:00,
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A love of losers, failure and misery is definitely what keeps me coming back to /talk.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:02,
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More with a sense of weary belonging.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:18,
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We do love a comeback with a sense of weary belonging in the UK, don't we?(, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:25, archived)
I think this is what we can always rely on pepople to be better at than AII'm not sure a LLM can ever be as miserable as us.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:06,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 8:58,
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What's betterRevenge of the Nerds, Porky's or 2001 A Space Odyssey?
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I don't know anybody who would like Porky's enoughfor this to be ragebait
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One of the local cats keeps shitting in our yardThere's 10+ shits out there, I'm going to have to deal with them :(
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 13:52,
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Get a fucking nasty catof your own. At least then you'll only be deaing with one cat's shits. And maybe a few dead cats too.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 14:08,
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Yeah, though I don't blame the cats, I blame the shitheads that keep them.Rather telling of a personality type when someone lets a cat wander the streets, shirking responsibility.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 14:16,
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I'm not sure what we're going to do about our cat if she wants to go outsideit's been easy to keep her in over the winter as the doors and windows are shut, but when it warms up and we start leaving them open I have no idea what she'll do.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 14:26,
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When it gets sunny? We've got big bifold doors at the back of the house going into the garden.
I'm thinking about making a big screen that we can put over the door to let a draft through but going in and out she'll get past in the blink of an eye.
I really don't want her to get out as we live in a city but we've had her chipped, vaccinated and spayed. Will see about fitting her with a tracker so if she gets out we can try and get her. Or see where to shovel her off the road...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 16:08,
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you can buy mesh door screens with zip openable bitsthat velcro to the door frame.
I've got one
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We'll try thiswould be good for windows too so we can open them wide. Thanks.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 17:22,
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Just let the cat out. It's not natural to keep cats in cages, no matter how nice you think your home is. Cruel (
mongychops, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 17:32,
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cruel to let it get run over/attacked by bigger animals/catch diseasesand cruel to the millions of birds domestic cats eat every year
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Don't get a cat then . Sticking any animal in prison is wrong (
mongychops, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 18:39,
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Depends on the animal doesn't it?Our cat hasn't shown a huge interest in going outside so far as it's cold and she doesn't like the noise. If she really wants to go outside then we'll deal with that, if we can keep her happy inside that'd be preferable as she's small and we're in a built up city but we will see what the cat wants to do.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:16,
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Get my dog, she digs up and eats cat shit when the cunts bury it in our garden.(, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 14:54, archived)
christ what are you feeding it that's so bad cat shit is better?(
MiseryCunt, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 19:46,
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Call one of those animal rights hippiesThey'll scoop it up and dump it in a forest or something
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T-Mobile Sidekick for life(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 13:53,
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Is it stare into the void and scream into the abyss?Or void into the abyss and stare into the scream.
No. Whait. What?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 14:12,
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Runcornit's like a 70s Dr Who backdrop with its quary and caustic soda factory.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 14:27,
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My first mobile phone and I still have it,texting was a pain in the arse as you had to enter the number manually each time despite having contacts.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 16:35,
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My memory of the transition between dumbphones and smartphoneswas that the alarm on dumbphones would still sound even if they were switched off, which it wouldn't on most smartphones, and that made me late for work.
Fin.
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.Yeti., Thu 16 Jan 2025, 17:23,
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Well fling my flanwhat an awful lot of candles!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 8:38,
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Careful now You'll set the fucking place on fire!
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 8:41,
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Happy candles. How much of that 15 years do you regret?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 9:53,
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Did you ever consider a third hat?Or is that just crazy talk?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 10:02,
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congratsanother trip around the digital sun
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 10:14,
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He's going to carry his own coffin? This doesn't make any sense.(, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:09, archived)
Q: Which ex-Hollyoaks actor will star in the upcoming remake of The Pink Panther?A: Danan, Danan, Danan Danan Danan Danan Danaaan, Dananananan
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Huh, he was younger than meI imagine our lifestyles are slightly different, mind
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:58,
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Well you say thatI do lay around doing fuck all, most of the time
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:43,
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Is he dead, does anyone know?I'm just assuming his decomposing corpse was found 3 weeks after he OD'd when the neighbours complained about the smell.
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No, I'm still alive But the smell is a problem, I admit
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:58,
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I've circled the answer on the screen, but the circle doesn't move when I scroll up and down, please advise(, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:38, archived)
I always assumed he was.Seems odd to have two ...people like that in the same place.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 15:16,
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"Some 15 year olds are, if you’ll excuse the idiom, ripe for plucking, some aren’t."~'Prufrock' (a nonce), Tue 30 Jul 2024
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 15:00,
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MorningJust ordered a DVD drive from Germany, what have you bought in recent times?
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 9:44,
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Well. Battery on the motorbike is kaputA nice man from the AA jumped my terminals. The ride home was a bit hairy as I had no idea if the sodding thing would start again if I stalled. Anyway. New one on order.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 19:36,
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Silly garold Motorbikes don't take batteries. They drink petrol.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 19:40,
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Dear The AASomeone on the internet thinks you are wrong.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 19:44,
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They were a bit fuzzy(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 22:16,
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I suppose so, if you insist (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jan 2025, 20:38,
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hullo knobber'show's it going lol
this 'looking for work' game is well bent, might not bother
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 12:30,
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Why not make millions through crypto dealingbro?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 12:38,
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inb4 QueefCoin rugpull.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:06,
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Remember whenthis guy decided to sell all his "artwork" and old b3ta shit as NFTs? A quick look at the link suggests that his sales success rate is hovering around 0%.
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I mean, I get that he was looking to monetise his shitty 'vector' images and GIFsbut exactly who the fuck he thought would want to buy a link to a crude animation of TAFKAP fucking a dolphin is a question for the ages.
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But they said "I know plenty of people making good money from their work"!I guess either they were a liar, or their work was substantially shitter than that of their peers. Either way, my sympathy is firmly hovering around zero.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:35,
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My favourite part of that threadis when someone pointed out that Bowie's eyes weren't actually different colours, and the artist expressed surprise and that they were "just going by the source pic".
*Throws money at screen*
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There's good money to be made in selling high-end kitchen appliances.You could become a fridge magnate, in fact.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:51,
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Was trying to think of more appliance brand puns but I’ve got Neff all(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:26,
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I'll sneak in like a Ninja, and BOSCH, another two hits to the pun-gland.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 18:35,
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I hate applying for jobs, fucking load of wank Thankfully I don't have to do that... yet.
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$$ ✅, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 12:39,
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It's been nearly 20 years since I last applied for a job, blimeyAs you say, I hope I never have to.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:37,
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Job hunting is tedious and frustrating in the extreme (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:29,
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You could be my personal assistant The hours are long, the money is terrible and I WILL make inappropriate advances upon you. But there are downsides too.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:36,
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I need to find a new job becaise I have no work to dothis wasn't too bad when I was mostly at home but having to try not to lose my mind three days a week in the office is not fun.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:31,
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Morrissey's first draft of Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now required a lot of rewriting.(, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:34, archived)
Was it bigger on one side to compensate for the missing testicle?Please advise, I'm not googling that.
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IT'S BEER UP HITLER'S COCK OF THE CLOCK NIKKY KNACKY KNOCK THE BEER RAN DOWN THE CLOCK COCK COCK COCKand nob as well
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MiseryCunt, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:07,
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Did any brand of cigarettes actually taste any different?I mean, apart from the low-tar version that gave you a hearnia when you pulled on them. Was there any differece between B&H, Regals, Embassy, Dunhill, Marlborough, Camels etc? I know Gaulloise were unto themselves but the others were all the sam weren't they?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:34,
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Some use roasted, Marlborough taste completely different to Benson's (
mongychops, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:48,
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Different cigarette brands definitely tasted differently.Regal and L&B were grim, Marlboro Lights were much nicer.
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Marlborough Lights are for blobbing birds and woofters(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:43,
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Can confirm.though I was partial to the odd packet of Bensons.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 17:30,
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B&H were absolute throat rippers (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:01,
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I used to smoke Benny and Hedgehogsor Marlborough Hairdresser's.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 17:30,
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 8:08,
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Happy Butternut Squash Rectum Wednesday, everyone.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 9:02,
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Your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt bollocks?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 10:35,
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Really annoyed today is starting with another morning.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 9:38,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 12:23,
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There's an old new person just posted on /board for the first time in 20 years,I think it would be nice if they got a nice /talk welcome back.
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I am deeply suspicous of 4 digit users that aren't me.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 12:23,
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you must have been very busy here since you changed your name(
MiseryCunt, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 19:25,
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Are you not getting a bit old for this beer snobbery? (
mongychops, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 21:17,
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It gets worse with age.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 21:25,
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I found it doesn't, I honestly couldn't give two fucks what other people do. I've not got that long left and it's the downside of the hill. Fuck caring (
mongychops, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 21:43,
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No no, I meant the beer. Really doesn't age well.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:16,
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Bought a Star Wars VHS tape at a charity shopIt was the shit one
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I'll have you know this is the official HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack blog(, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 18:50, archived)
The first pic of him on Google is from a Grauniad article from 2019,when he was already looking rougher than a badger's arse.
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.Yeti., Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:43,
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Tony SLAUGHTERYI'm assuming he was butchered to death, so Tony SPLATTERY would also work.
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Slattery said he did not remember how much he had spent on cocaine but "would not be surprised" if media reports that he spent £4,000 per week on the drug were accurate.(
MiseryCunt, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 16:40,
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I thought he'd died alreadybut no, that was John Sessions.
They did like the old cocaine didn't they...
Whose line WAS it anyway?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:55,
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I didn't know John Sessions had diedI liked him, he was a clever old bugger as well as amusing
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:57,
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all because teh magic donkey neglected to FP thisb3ta.com/board/11329583
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IT'S BEER OF THE FUCKING COCK COOCK COCKCKOCKCOCKOICKCOCKCOCKCOCKKK(
MiseryCunt, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 16:01,
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Jesus, slow it down yeah? You'll make yourself poorly(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 16:18,
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I'm about to head to the juicerfuck this noise.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 16:54,
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Tony Slabtery (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 16:25,
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He went very quiet didn't he.There was a period of 18 months when he was on every single British TV show all day, every day. Then he did Peter's Friends and -pfff- nothing.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 18:14,
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