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Pushing whatever the fuck that is down the board

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:07, archived)
I’ve put it on ignore to join the ever growing list of bou sock puppets

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:12, archived)
That last entry in particular was very bou.
It'll be back, think I'll do the same.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:19, archived)
How many has she had now, do you reckon?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:21, archived)
I genuinely don't think it *is* her,
but it's functionally identical so it can get in the fucking bin.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:23, archived)
Imagine being a Temu bou, still think it’s her but regardless, I’m sounding the IGNORE alarm

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:29, archived)
Temu, maybe yours won't just fuck off

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:31, archived)
lol! i thought mongy thought it was fly so i thought it was fly because of how mongy responded to it, and mongy knows about this sort of thing.
i didn't even think of bou. maybe he meant her instead.

i'm so confused i've decided not to care who it was
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:58, archived)
Pretty fly (for a shit guy).

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 22:10, archived)
mm-hmm, although sadly my logged-in /chat content is already kind of thin, Invisible Wizard got me on the 2.0, ery day i cri

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:49, archived)
his username is visible wizard on my screen

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:59, archived)
at the risk of repeating myself, ignore2.0 is shit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 9:30, archived)
i concur

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 15:08, archived)
There's the potential for a deep discussion about Turing machines to be had on that topic,
but it's late and I can't really be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 22:09, archived)
i already had them in ignore, cause i cannotcsee what you're on about
Were they posting as Comic hero. ? The one with the dot?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 10:07, archived)
Yeah, still insisting they’re not bou but it has all the hallmarks
Or if it’s not and they’re generally just a mental then having them on 2.0 is still the best option
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:04, archived)
well, bye everyone!
it's been fun chatting on b3ta again
thanks for the good LOLs
see you around sometime
❤️
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:50, archived)
this is real Puma

(piss and shit, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:07, archived)
i love it. TEMU Bou

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:42, archived)
you guys are nuts

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:53, archived)
I'm allergic to muesli
If I eat any I go into alpenphylactic shock
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:41, archived)
Alphabeti spaghetti?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:43, archived)

sorry no, I'm also dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:45, archived)
try moosli instead

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:00, archived)
bousli

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:05, archived)
pffff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:10, archived)
Is she dyslexic, or just phenomenally thick?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:51, archived)
both

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:05, archived)
not observant

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:36, archived)
Rimmer?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:08, archived)
only if she’s washed it first

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:09, archived)
they're poisoning us in the breakfasts now
*looks for tin foil hat*
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:00, archived)

ooh pass that hat over I need a bowl
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:10, archived)
THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKIN' KELLOGGS GAY

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:31, archived)

gay transgender
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:39, archived)
Well, cornflakes were invented to prevent masturbation

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:09, archived)
Apple Jack-offs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:11, archived)
Honey Nutted

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:12, archived)
coco popped offs

(piss and shit, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:51, archived)
Golden Onans

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:14, archived)
Granolaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:16, archived)
Lick my porridge off the firm shaft of my spirtle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:20, archived)
alright GFB

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:52, archived)
Unlike a spoon, its narrow rod shape has a low surface area, allowing oats to spurt out the top

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:54, archived)
Fwap, Spaffle and Pop

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:43, archived)
Bran Flakes
Waarguably the finest breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:44, archived)
That’s better

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:58, archived)
Evening

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:39, archived)
:)))))

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:41, archived)
good grief sundays are boring
i almost want to eat some more of that muesli to get some excitement
it's very nice muesli too - except for the anaphylactic shock part
might go out for some fast food
what should i have?
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 13:03, archived)
Orphan meat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 13:10, archived)
McOrphan

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 13:34, archived)

an ic
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 13:47, archived)
Orphic memory sausage

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:29, archived)
Alright, Mark E. Smith.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:57, archived)
ALRIGHT-AH

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:00, archived)
BULGARIAN-NAH! BUM-AH! HOLE-AH!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:40, archived)
Organ meat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 13:24, archived)
McOrgan

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 13:35, archived)
McOrphanOrgan

(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 14:31, archived)
In the old days they used to grind up organ meat to make sausages, of course they did it in public in those days and people would pay to watch. Also they had a monkey.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:45, archived)
Monkey, yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:58, archived)
organ grinder tho :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:13, archived)
Check out as I grind this organ, you monkey!
* gestures at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:44, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 13:36, archived)
^

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 13:36, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 13:36, archived)
Thai food
Plenty of flavour, fresh ingredients and the heat doesn't overwhelm the taste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 14:01, archived)
Fuck that shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:02, archived)
Heat doesn't overwhelm taste??? Lol. Not in my recent experience

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:04, archived)
Over here they sometimes offer a "Thai Hot" level at the top of the heat scale on Thai menus, good fucking luck persuading them to serve it to you, "no is too hot!"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:36, archived)
They like spicy, maybe in restaurants you could ask them to tone it down a bit, you'll be called all sorts of names in Thai.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:10, archived)
i mean, it's less chilis, it saves them money, bit ungrateful

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:15, archived)
Those massive sacks of chillies everywhere won't eat themselves, and the old girls doing the cooking ain't got time to be fucking about with western dietary requirements

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:25, archived)
They'll say "Cock-suck bum-fun", but that's just the name of the dish.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:33, archived)
BYOB

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:45, archived)
haha!

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:03, archived)
i'm learning chinese atm
with all due respect to the chinese, how is "茶" better than "tea"
horrendously hard little pictures to draw, and try saying it 🫪
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:13, archived)
how the fuck do their keyboards work?
to be discovered
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:28, archived)
I could change my name to "Mr.茶", couldn't I?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:30, archived)
do it
but everyone will accuse you of being fuck/bald/bou-socks-Monkey etc, stealing old accounts and wotnot 🤣 thigh-slapping entertainment
jokes aside
might be nice to have a chinese name 🤔
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:44, archived)
b3ta doesn't allow chinese characters in user names
lacist bastards
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:15, archived)
mmmmmmm

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:58, archived)

it r
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 14:35, archived)
💩

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:09, archived)
Sneggy bellend
on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 14:36, archived)
i feel this might be something i could make at home
possibly
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:55, archived)
Smeggy bellend à l'orange

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 14:41, archived)
big fat cocks

(piss and shit, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:21, archived)
big cat socks

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:07, archived)
big gnat sucks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:53, archived)
You didn't have anaphylactic shock, you had a mild allergic reaction.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:29, archived)
i know i was exaggerating to be funny
😂
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:47, archived)
Well, you were certainly exaggerating.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:32, archived)
...but it wasn't funny...
got it
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:36, archived)
-a mild allergic reaction +some attention for a fleeting moment

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:38, archived)
it is a little scary when your tongue and your throat swell up
and you start wheezing
because you don't know how bad it will get ‼️
have you noticed that your mind goes to worst places when you get a fright? like
that man your nan told you about who died from a bee sting
for instance
my absolute worst fear is dying because i can't breathe
would rather face a firing squad
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:51, archived)
I dunno, my flatmate at uni had an allergic reaction to tequila and her lips swelled up so much she looked like a duck, it was well lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:39, archived)
broken out in hives now
sunday not a total waste \o/
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:07, archived)
Something in a beaker

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:37, archived)
ha!

(piss and shit, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:29, archived)
well quite

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:37, archived)
It's not Turtle Power though :'(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:26, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 0:35, archived)
The Adventures of Priscilla Black, Queen Of The Desert

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 0:58, archived)
my brother has come to visit
He is hard fucking work
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 1:14, archived)
men in cilla black

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 1:17, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 1:26, archived)
i need a poo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 1:29, archived)
shit yourself, bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 1:35, archived)
Here, you can have this one.
*poos*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 8:20, archived)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 14:48, archived)
I just had a great one

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 9:18, archived)
bit needy, piglet

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 10:15, archived)
how so?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 7:19, archived)
3 0 3

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 1:56, archived)
The Mac Dad'll make ya (Jump jump) The Cilla Black'll make ya (Jump jump)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 2:49, archived)
well yeah, she's dead

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 3:40, archived)
Ah shit, here we go again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 3:39, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 6:24, archived)
Urgh

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 7:57, archived)
OUZO!!!!

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 9:15, archived)
TEQUILA!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 10:08, archived)
Ode to José

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 10:13, archived)
morning

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 9:17, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 10:47, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 11:04, archived)
morning!
BTW - has anyone else noticed that it's been rather warm this summer?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 11:05, archived)
I noticed it too
but was worried it might of just been me. Has there been anything in the news about it?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 11:10, archived)
Not that I've noticed.
You know, come to think of it, I think there's been a sort of warming trend over the last couple of decades. I wonder if that's important in any way.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 14:59, archived)
Ouzo

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 21:19, archived)
Cillantro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 21:20, archived)
Discooo

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 21:55, archived)
Mixed greens

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:02, archived)
With syrup

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:21, archived)
that sticky icky icky

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 23:21, archived)
CILLA BLACK MOTHERFUCKER

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 0:04, archived)
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God, All my people from the front to Cilla Black nod, Black nod

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 0:08, archived)
Here I go, Liverpool flow
Ken Dodd's dad could never get this low
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 0:14, archived)
lol!!!

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 8:53, archived)
dischargo

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:08, archived)
Gonorrhoea martini

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:34, archived)
sambuca

("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:14, archived)
Clap shots

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:34, archived)
oh no 🤢

("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:54, archived)
Yeah should prob see a doc

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:17, archived)
Wayyyyy too late for that

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:35, archived)
No thanks
I've apparently picked up a stomach bug
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:21, archived)
That's no way to talk about Queef

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:23, archived)
horrid
sorry 🤕🤒🤢
often wondered if alcohol kills the bugs
i guess not if it's viral
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:27, archived)
I don't know
I can't keep water down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 23:14, archived)
😫

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 9:18, archived)
Zoiks

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:33, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:23, archived)
Can YOU answer my perfectly legitimate question below, MiseryCunt?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:31, archived)
it is presumed to be spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:40, archived)

Is The Empyrean the "new" poster tho
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:41, archived)
Oh oh ok piss has repl8ed, as yoi were

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:42, archived)
OK I'm not editing that, fuck it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:42, archived)
whoever it is, they have me on ignore
- does not narrow the field
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:09, archived)
WHAT FRUITLOOP WOULD IGNORE YOU???? XXX

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:49, archived)
he can't see that he's ignoring u

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:52, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 10:18, archived)
i'm ignoring you rite now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:51, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 21:22, archived)
nuh uhh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 21:28, archived)
mongychops thinks its fucksocks
I'm not sure tbh
it's definitely not bou
(piss and shit, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:41, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:41, archived)
the 'new' poster on here

(piss and shit, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:42, archived)
Who is that

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:43, archived)
The Empyrean?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:45, archived)
yeah

(piss and shit, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:38, archived)
Thank You piss

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:42, archived)
thank you for repl8ing

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:43, archived)
actually thank yoi for repl8ing

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:43, archived)
yuri welc0me

(piss and shit, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 21:03, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:49, archived)
My fucksocks detection system is silent right now.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:43, archived)
It just told you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:49, archived)
oh yeah

(piss and shit, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:56, archived)
baldmonkey. We’re all baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8481935
(piss and shit, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:56, archived)
Thank fuck for that

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:08, archived)
the bou thing?
yes
(piss and shit, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:39, archived)
we're lucky she never shelled out for nooooooooord vpn

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 0:07, archived)
i don't understand what the point is in speculating
that i am baldmonkey, spanishfly or fucksocks but not bou
i could easily be any of them or none of them
it's pointless going on and on about it
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:04, archived)
there is very little going on in our lives
let us have this
(piss and shit, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 23:02, archived)
oh okay

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 9:14, archived)
"it's pointless" hasn't ever put anyone here off

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 23:24, archived)
true

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 9:15, archived)
I must have eaten something i seem to be allergic to
my lips have swollen up and are tingling
my tongue too
wheezing
only thing i've had today is a new muesli
🫪
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 15:12, archived)
Might be a good idea to call the non-emergency number

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 15:18, archived)
i think had better do that
thanks
bollocks what a ballache
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 15:23, archived)
-n +pl

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 15:47, archived)
Haha, plon-emergency

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:13, archived)
This is a complete misrepresentation of my intentions

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:18, archived)
I'm misrepresenting my intentions as we speak

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:37, archived)
Plon plon plon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:19, archived)
Once plon a time

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:41, archived)
When you wish a plon a star?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:54, archived)
Rodney you plon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:02, archived)
plonet of the japes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:14, archived)
Cilla Of The Lambs

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:54, archived)
fucking lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:06, archived)
not my bum that's swollen
this time
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:31, archived)
Swollen plon emergency

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:35, archived)
I didn't plon for this :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:45, archived)
there's plonty of time to delete your thread

("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:50, archived)
i've taken the antihistamine as advised
will probably have to give the muesli away
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:42, archived)
Sorry, I just got here.
I was about to tell you to take chlorphenamine.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:52, archived)
Presumably some kind of fancy muesli

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:57, archived)
has some almonds and sunflower seeds
not sure which is the culprit
can't be the raisins and oats
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:23, archived)
is this a comedic misunderstanding of my comedic misunderstanding or are you a bit simple

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:14, archived)

imple panishfly

I don't think so myself, doesn't fit the MO, but definitely a recent regular
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:16, archived)
or not, who cares really, effect is the same

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:18, archived)
nah - was slipperynipples back in 2005
not that anybody would remember - i didn't post much
i remember all the old guys who are no longer posting here
the only oldies i see are Mr Tea and mr horrible
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:05, archived)
*waves walking stick*
*mumbles incomprehensibly*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:42, archived)
I remember slipperynipples!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:07, archived)
did you used to post on the talk board?
did you have a different user name?
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:16, archived)
i'm PUI
posting under the influence
not firing on all cylinders
my head is spinning actually
few stars in my vision
quite faint - maybe low blood pressure
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:56, archived)
I recommend lots of diacetylmorphine

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:01, archived)
Alright, Kurt Cobain.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:09, archived)
HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND THIS IS CILLA BANG

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:16, archived)
Chinaman's nightcap, the yam-yam, Shanghai Sally, white lotus, smack, white palace.
What's the DEAL etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:04, archived)
I was traveling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolian horsehair vest.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:59, archived)
Alright, Rowley Birkin QC

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:08, archived)
Mongolian Mumhole

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:09, archived)
Ah, Mono's bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:34, archived)
Try here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6r%C3%B6n
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:43, archived)
thanks
i was told to get piriton
feeling very sleepy but symptoms have subsided
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:19, archived)
It's almost as if I know what I'm talking about sometimes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:00, archived)
Unlikely, you don't even have any bottles of coloured liquid

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:46, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:56, archived)
no alligator hanging from the ceiling, no apothecary standing in the room, that's what I always say, always

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:57, archived)
no alligator hanging from the ceiling, no alligator shitfuck all night long

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:00, archived)
all! night! long! (all night, all night)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:03, archived)
thanks - appreciate it

("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:57, archived)
You Can Call Me Alpen

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:24, archived)
Smack my bircher

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:49, archived)
Justified Ancients of Mu-Muesli

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:40, archived)
Hall and Rolled Oats

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:04, archived)
happy candleday cheers

(piss and shit, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:03, archived)
cheers cheers

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:11, archived)
you soft wankers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:23, archived)
you're more of a death grip guy, right?

(piss and shit, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:34, archived)
kung fu grip action!

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:53, archived)

??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 13:38, archived)
TEN. DOLLARS.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 13:45, archived)

!!
(piss and shit, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 13:48, archived)
morning cocking candles cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:29, archived)
Cheers piss

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:30, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:46, archived)
Alright young 'un.
Happy candles.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Aug 2026, 11:04, archived)
Bon Anniversaire

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 11:20, archived)
*wanks into a novelty miniature clog*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:36, archived)
^ wanks over mice feet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:47, archived)
Eleanor Rigby +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:55, archived)
+ Fingers a dog

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 10:00, archived)
barking a warning that no one will hear

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 10:50, archived)
Mods don't come near

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 12:47, archived)
IIIII look at all the sticky nick-nacks

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 12:48, archived)
Alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:51, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 11:02, archived)
this happen yesterday with a creeper and my frinds called me a noob and laphed

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 13:35, archived)
Merry happies

(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 13:36, archived)
Just found out my cousin the comedy writer has died
Bollocks.
He was responsible for the Doctor in the House series, played some bit parts with the Pythons, and was a lovely old chap.

V sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 22:05, archived)
The comedy writer associated with Doctor in the House who recently died is Bill Oddie, alongside the original book author Richard Gordon.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 22:09, archived)
There were more of them in the writers' room than that
I'd list more of his stuff but I'd be doxxing myself
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 22:13, archived)
my undoxed condolences.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:02, archived)
+into a souvenir shotglass

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:38, archived)
Death is always sad
But you can honour him by remembering the good times, and the times he made you and others laugh. That was his life, it's also his legacy. Don't be sad, he made people laugh, he wouldn't want you to be sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 22:11, archived)
Not quite always
When my kid's mum croaks I will do a naked windmill and headspin in Trafalgar Square for 9.5hrs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:23, archived)
That's because you don't love her anymore
Which is understandable, as she's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:36, archived)
She was laying into me via my mum a couple of weeks ago
This despite the only reason our daughter just got £38000 from my brother is because I repeatedly talked him out of changing his will because the little prick kept blanking him. Yeah, you're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:54, archived)
Thanks - good advice

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:21, archived)
Have you tried wanking into a souvenir shotglass?
Or a novelty miniature clog?

I can't guarantee it will help but it might
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:19, archived)
or a miniature clog glass

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:24, archived)
Oh don't be ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:28, archived)
/heads back over to clogsfordogs.cum

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:31, archived)
Ur b& m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:55, archived)
but now my dog's legs will be clogsless!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 0:49, archived)
Drink Bailey's from a shoe

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:37, archived)
bless you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 4:36, archived)
And go to a club where people wee on each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Aug 2026, 7:57, archived)
I have all of these items, so I might give it go
- and rate the results for science
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 11:06, archived)
It’s rubbish that the people we like have to die eventually.
Sorry to hear that.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 8:08, archived)
New and improved thread™️

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:44, archived)
UNTIL NOW

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:44, archived)
WHAT

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:46, archived)
DHE FHOK

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:54, archived)
The Cilla Black version

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:55, archived)
Paint It Cilla Black
I see a Cilla and I want to paint it black
(DHE! FHOK!)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:56, archived)
Cilla Black Hole Sun

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:02, archived)
Back To Cilla Black

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:02, archived)
The Cilla Black Crowes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:03, archived)
Fear Of A Cilla Black Planet

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:03, archived)
That would give me the fear and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jul 2026, 21:25, archived)
Fuck yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 21:32, archived)
Back In Cilla Black

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:04, archived)
Rather you than me.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:09, archived)
Cilla Black Sabbath

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:04, archived)
Men In Cilla Black

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:05, archived)
oi!
that's my trick
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:51, archived)
Cilla Blacula

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 18:06, archived)
Meet Joe Cilla Black

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 21:03, archived)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Cilla Black Pearl

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 21:05, archived)
lol

(piss and shit, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 22:47, archived)
Cilla Black Panther

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 21:06, archived)
Cilla Black Flag

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jul 2026, 21:36, archived)
The Pharcyde featuring J Cilla

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 31 Jul 2026, 21:33, archived)
Cillah Priest

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jul 2026, 21:37, archived)
Nice specialist subthread
Edit: Ghostface Cilla
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:27, archived)
Mastah Cilla

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 0:40, archived)
My peoples are you with me where you at? In the front, in the back Cilla bees on attack

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 0:42, archived)
Licensed to Cilla

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:26, archived)
I get more Cilla than the Zodiac Killer

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 11:27, archived)
Patent pending?
I’m pitching a patent right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:45, archived)
I’ll copyright your strike in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:46, archived)
saucy!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 18:50, archived)
Crescent fresh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:49, archived)
🎲🎲 FRESH

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:58, archived)
🧢

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:05, archived)
Boy George pulls out of Jesus Christ
Superstar after releasing pro-Israel song
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:51, archived)
Do You Really Want to Hebrew Me

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)
torah torah torah torah torah samaritan

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:01, archived)
L'Chaim (Clock of the Heart)

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:07, archived)
Synagogue of the Poison Mind

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:09, archived)

Do jew
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:10, archived)
lol

("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:54, archived)
Goy George

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:27, archived)
fucking lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:47, archived)
lol.

("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 18:00, archived)
Oy! George.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jul 2026, 21:27, archived)
Boy 'Gogue

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 8:42, archived)
"improved"?
I'm calling the ASA and Trading Standards
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 17:00, archived)
how will the anal search association help in this case?
i mean, they found my tv remote butt...
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:27, archived)
I prefer thread classic

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 18:33, archived)
happy b3taday
🥳🤡🍕🦁🎊you are a b3ta-leo!
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 8:38, archived)
blimey!
they want $10K for domain

www.nonces.com

there goes my plan to palm you off hedgehog!
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 14:59, archived)
Alright fucksocks , still stealing old accounts?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:14, archived)
was this not a good first effort?
cool slur
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:19, archived)
First attempt at what? It's the same every time you come back

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:21, archived)
i stopped posting here in 2005
this is a new account
i can't get into my old account
login details long gone - i just changed the name on this one from comic hero to the empyrean
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:26, archived)
Cool. Last post in response to you. You enjoy but count me out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:29, archived)
why? did I offend you?
sorry
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:31, archived)
oh well

("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:35, archived)
Is that right? I was wondering

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:37, archived)
I'm gonna guess so. The posts are the same tone. Same shit, different account.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:48, archived)
i beg your pardon?
i've not said anything shitty to you or anyone and you are mistaken in your assumptions
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 16:08, archived)
decided to report you instead of being rude back
wise choice
you can find my report on the qotw page
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:47, archived)
4 / 7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4nlp7qjjlo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 10:39, archived)
4/7 Pete Dong

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 11:06, archived)
6/7, finally one with no sportsball or sleb questions

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 31 Jul 2026, 11:13, archived)
6/7 dong dong merrily hanoi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 11:22, archived)
although really it's 7/8, since the Goodies question had two correct answers
N.B. everyone knows Funky Gibbon, I fluked the other one
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 11:52, archived)
same

("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 14:31, archived)
1/7 Johnny Ball Reveals All NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 12:25, archived)
I’m thinking of a number right now IYKWIM

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 12:33, archived)
Johnny has only got 1 Ball

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 12:36, archived)
zoe

(piss and shit, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 13:58, archived)
2 euphemisms, 1 name

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 14:50, archived)
1/7
do you not have the internet in your parts 😉
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 14:53, archived)
7/7 pre-ejaculate pant stains

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 12:48, archived)
my uncle used to get those
wearing his black speedo
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 14:51, archived)
5/7 wat de fok

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 13:11, archived)
5/7 you rotters

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 13:18, archived)
-6/7 glitching here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 13:21, archived)
6/7 - wot goes here?

("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 14:32, archived)
3/7 More Illegal Than Actual Murder Wow

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 14:40, archived)
fewer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:38, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 3:59, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 4:39, archived)
Yeah, gonna go sit at the beach, which I find tedious

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 5:05, archived)
surely you meant... seadious
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 5:35, archived)
I can sit by a river or lake for weeks, a sun lounger on the beach I find boring. Rather be walking about. Paid 30k for the lounger now. Got to at least do an hour or 2 for that.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 6:21, archived)
30k!?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 7:56, archived)
Dong

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:01, archived)
lol Dong

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:09, archived)
I left Vietnam a cash millionaire in 2006.
Managed to exchange my unused dong at HSBC in Sydney, got about AU$50 for it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:22, archived)
Plenty of strikey-g possibilities there gang, don't let me down

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:24, archived)

l ty of str key-g pos ibilit es there ga g, don't let down
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:33, archived)
Smashed my dong in a casino last night. Stupid idea. Fucking months rent gone

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:38, archived)
Fucking rolled on my specs in the night
£350 down the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 12:36, archived)
350? fuck me i hope they do x-rays

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 5:10, archived)
Morning
Work today, predictably. Then no work tomorrow or the next day. Weekends, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:21, archived)
Aye aye

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:44, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 10:28, archived)
openreach are useless fucking cunts
evening
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:40, archived)
what seems to be the problem, sir?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:09, archived)
Couldn't get an openreacharound.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:27, archived)
subcontracting installations to pissant companies with no equipment
and turning 'when will the internet be installed?' into a rhetorical question
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:42, archived)
that was decades ago, mate

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:46, archived)
and this morning
at my house
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:54, archived)
wat de fock

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:40, archived)
fock is the phlegmish spelling

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:10, archived)
the rotters

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:50, archived)
Watching Children of Men
I still reckon Clive Owen would have been a decent Bond.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:24, archived)
Bond films are dogshit for idiots

(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:29, archived)
Steady on now, so edgy u might cut yirsel

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:46, archived)
i like that one with the car chase and the unusual baddie

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:08, archived)
dr.no no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limits?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:30, archived)
Moonraver

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:35, archived)
The man with the golden gurn

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:42, archived)
Tuneraker

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:43, archived)
A View To A Pill

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:44, archived)
License to Pill

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:43, archived)
whoa

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:44, archived)
Thundertrippinballs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:45, archived)
On Whizz Majesty’s Secret Service

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:48, archived)
oh it’s Her, never mind

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:48, archived)
You only whizz twice

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:16, archived)
Disco Biscuit Another Day

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:36, archived)
The Man With The Golden Gurn

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:36, archived)
octopussy
kind of came done already
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 14:35, archived)

Clive Bill
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:32, archived)

Owen Sinclair
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:33, archived)

Cl J
Owen Bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:43, archived)
I keep meaning to watch this. I read the book
I saw that bit of the film that went viral and aaaaiiiiiieeee
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:01, archived)
mexican dub? like ur style, gringo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:33, archived)
ummm yes thank you

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:59, archived)
+will always looove yooouuuuuuu

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:48, archived)
I WILL THO X

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:58, archived)
Oh I thought the book was a bit shit tbh
Film much better
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 22:45, archived)
I was about to say how much I enjoyed him in Cypher
but it turns out that it wasn't Clive Owen in that, it was Jeremy Northam. Which may explain the convincing American accent. I thought Croupier was crap but there was a fun short Beat The Devil directed by Tony Scott, with James Brown, Marylin Manson, Danny Trejo and Gary Oldman. It's a silly bit of fluff, glorified BMW advert but I enjoyed it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfh7NBIh4hg
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:41, archived)

of Men
I still reckon Clive Owen would have been a decent Bond.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:28, archived)
His performance in the bourne identity still makes me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:42, archived)
His bumpy American accent in Inside Man was a baffling decision.
He was great in Sin City tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 30 Jul 2026, 23:24, archived)
I have no basis for comparison
Please explain.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:06, archived)
The internet is a series of tubes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:29, archived)
They're all in space now, the tubes
also datacenters
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:57, archived)
datacenters not yet, talking about it tho
stupid cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 23:01, archived)
Who are? The tubes? How do you know this?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 23:54, archived)
no

(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:33, archived)
oh go on. pleeeeaaase

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:35, archived)
Have you tried using an ISP that isn’t utter dogshit?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:36, archived)
openreach are the infrastucture. most (possibly not all) isps use the openreach network, most use it for everything, others for at least part of their networks
even companies like wildanet that try to install their own networks exclusively, still use many parts of openreach
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:14, archived)
^^

(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:17, archived)
Fucken’ nerds

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:21, archived)

uc ok nerds pr0ns
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 6:26, archived)
BELLSMELL
Not really, hi
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:21, archived)
For Whom the Bell Smells

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:29, archived)
Helmetallica

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:21, archived)
Enter Smegman

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:23, archived)
Shafter of Puppets

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:30, archived)
... And Prepuce For All

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:31, archived)
Fromage, Inc.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:34, archived)
AC/DC: Hell's Bellends

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:51, archived)
For Those About To Cock

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:15, archived)
We Port Salut You

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:36, archived)
Haaaaaaaiiiigggggghhhhh waaaaaaaaahhhhhyyyy to smeeeeeeeeeeel!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:51, archived)
a cockwork orange

("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:58, archived)
oh come on now, I humoured garold veering off-topic by going from Metallica to AC/DC, but this is worse than one of ninj's irrelevant compo reposts.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:09, archived)
i'm neurodivergent
you can expect divergence from me
did you not see the nonsense on the main board?
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:19, archived)
That's no excuse.
I've recently been diagnosed as a massive brainwrong and I concur that suddenly veering off into films when we're doing heavy metal albums is not acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:38, archived)
What's also beyond the pale
is referring to Anthony Burgess' 'A Clockwork Orange' as a "film" first and foremost, you philistine.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)
your username intrigues me
it's like you wanted to be 'skunk from hell' but deemed yourself unworthy
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:51, archived)
That's weirdly specific projection on your part,
SOUND THE NEURODIVERSITY HORN!

I used to be The Hedgehog From Hell but that account got banned for telling jokes on a part of the site where they asked people to tell jokes. This is the next phase of my existence, like Gandalf the White but on a moribund website.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:20, archived)
I notice you dickishly left out the part where you were being a dick

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:55, archived)
I assumed that went without saying

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:29, archived)
maybe you could work your way through
the 7 rings of hades
from dante's inferno
but i have no idea if he named them
or even if there were 7 for that matter
never having read it and being too lazy to google it at present
seems self-limiting to choose between only 2 options
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 22:47, archived)
couldn't resist and googled them
looks like there are 9
pretty grim and i'm guilty of nearly all of them
english names not glamourous - maybe the latin ones would be cool
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 22:58, archived)
how sick were the jokes?

("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 22:48, archived)
Quite a few of them were about a baby

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:30, archived)
Maybe you really need
www.nonces.com

and not b3ta?
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 12:58, archived)
this is all true unfortunately
just saw cock and it was the first thing that came to mind
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:34, archived)
Neurodivergence is old hat, everyone's bisexual these days.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:15, archived)
I know *I* am

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:38, archived)
oh. i thought everyone was bisexual already
i thought that came before neurodivergent
bipolar was all the rage for a while too
actually i'm just a wazzock that didn't follow/understand the references properly
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:41, archived)

bi pie
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:29, archived)

sexual kin
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:59, archived)
I don't like Metallica
they're stupid with their stupid black album cover they can go and nosh off a narwhal.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:29, archived)
^ James Hatefilled

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:32, archived)
i also don't like metallica
so boring
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:43, archived)
^ Lars Ennui

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:21, archived)
^Jason Oldnewstead

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:30, archived)
Hulllowsies

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:30, archived)
HELMHUM

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:41, archived)
PSTEAD
you dirty editing bastard
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:17, archived)
I like this so I am clicking "I like this!"

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:13, archived)
Jason Pstead?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:13, archived)
sure, why not

(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:28, archived)
HORNHONK

(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:42, archived)
Yo. I'm a 30 minutes taxi to that pizza place, not on grab . I'm in hoi an I think. Cheaper. No fancy city hotels for me. Trying to stay under 1k a month.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:55, archived)
This place serves some of the best drinks I've ever had
hoianlocal.com/business/kang-lou-cocktail-bar/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:23, archived)
My expenditure doesn't cover such treats . I'm here for the cheap. 5 beers for 2.70 does me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:31, archived)
It's amazing how little you can live on there eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:41, archived)
It's great. Wet shave earlier cost me 2.50. I'll spring for that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:43, archived)
Not too far. Google maps says it's closed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:33, archived)
Hello
Just had a 12 hour sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:57, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:29, archived)
That's a rarity
in this heat too?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:00, archived)
I haven't slept well all week
That usually results in me crashing out for anything up to 14 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:07, archived)
Not really?
Not really? This lack of respect will not do. I just can't fathom how you think this is in any way acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:59, archived)
Eat shit m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:28, archived)
Fair enough, it’s about time for a lunch thread anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:15, archived)
ARSEWANK

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:43, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:45, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:51, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:52, archived)
what the fuck

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:53, archived)
The ruiner's got nothing to lose

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:58, archived)
they know what is what but they don't know what is what, they just strut

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 8:14, archived)
wat de fok

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:27, archived)

Kiek in de Kök
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:37, archived)
Tung Fuk Village

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:13, archived)
Getting near to the end of my 2 weeks annual leave. I don't think I can ever go back to work. Might have to do a Lord Lucan

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:17, archived)

Lord Lucan Mark Speight
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:42, archived)

Mark Speight Michael Hutchence
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:50, archived)

Michael Hutchence Robin Williams
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:54, archived)

Robin Williams David Carradine
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:14, archived)
I feel sorry for your nanny then.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:14, archived)
you rotter

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:13, archived)
Where's hedgy
Chemists in 19th-century Europe often hung crocodiles and other reptiles from the ceilings of their shops as a way of indicating to customers that they had access to rare, exotic ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:51, archived)
I was working in Musselburgh once
and a woman came in, looking around the shop. I asked if I could help her, and she said "Oh no thanks, I was just looking to see if you were a chemist as well as a pharmacy, but you're not." I patiently explained that they meant the same thing, but she was insistent. "Chemists have the bottles of coloured liquid and they make things up, but you're just a pharmacy."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:01, archived)
And now I work in a manufacturing unit, and we don't have *any* bottles of coloured liquid sitting around, so fuck that stupid bitch.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:02, archived)
Here statement would be accurate with the following change:
they I
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:13, archived)
apothecary
wizard
witch
alchemist
maybe she came from a time machine too
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:03, archived)
You could at least get a snake

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:05, archived)
You rotters

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 23:11, archived)
what the fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 23:16, archived)
In Dutch they say wat de fok, can you believe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 23:25, archived)
wat de fok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 23:26, archived)
Wat de daadwerkelijk fok

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 23:29, archived)
You daadwerkelijk fokkers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 23:43, archived)
You muumwerkelijk fokkers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 0:37, archived)
muumfokkers en onclefokkers wat de fok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 2:11, archived)
Ah shit, here we go again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 2:40, archived)
i'm in a time machine
looking at a screen
i've never seen
it says 1938
not a good date
tanks everywhere
and the people are mean
i'm not a bard
rhyming is hard
it's time for tea
and a lemon cream
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 6:42, archived)

cream party
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 6:44, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 8:56, archived)
i am doing a poo

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:45, archived)
Is it also invisible?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:51, archived)

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