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afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:12, archived)
Is it afternoon already?
I better get up and do something!
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:18, archived)
A shorn scrotum, perhaps

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:23, archived)
Sounds a bit woke

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:24, archived)
You wouldn't do it in your sleep, that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:26, archived)
Fair point, well made

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:26, archived)
It's quite breathtaking

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 13:42, archived)
Sean Scrotum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 15:11, archived)
On the dating circuit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 15:37, archived)
The name's Balls. Shaved Balls

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 15:54, archived)

Shav
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:55, archived)
Do you expect me to shave?
No Mr Balls, I expect you to wax
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 5:10, archived)
Moonshaver

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 16:08, archived)
Thundersmoothball

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 16:09, archived)
On Her Majesty's Secret Scrotum

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 16:11, archived)
Dr Nohair

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 16:27, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 18:43, archived)
Never Say Sever A Pube

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 16:49, archived)
bollocks are forever

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 18:45, archived)
Guyballs

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 5:06, archived)
Scrotum of Solace

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 5:08, archived)
Sean the Seep

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:24, archived)
TAINTFLAKES

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:30, archived)
NOW WITH ADDED CALCIUM

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:31, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8483767
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:42, archived)

ALCI
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:57, archived)
Glad you're ready to admit it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 13:02, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 13:07, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 13:44, archived)
Elephants and monkeys causing traffic chaos on the A10 Sri Lanka. Fucking pricks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 16:47, archived)
You should take the trunk road

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:15, archived)
You should complain to Donald Tusk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:32, archived)
It'll take a mammoth effort to clear that up

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:36, archived)
I vory much hope it gets sorted

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:46, archived)
I hope you pached lunch

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:53, archived)
Bloody pachys

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:55, archived)
Elephants to the left of me, monkeys to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with gnus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 18:02, archived)

causing traffic chaos on the A10 Sri Lanka. Fucking pricks say the bells of St. Funky's
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 22 Aug 2026, 18:10, archived)
In this series, I use archival Dior hats to investigate the tension between mid-century decorum and contemporary excess.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 19:25, archived)
Dogs with little archival Dior hats

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 21:50, archived)
And wearing saddles, and monkeys ride them

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 22:41, archived)
Don't worry! We're investigating the tension between mid-century decorum and contemporary excess!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 22:42, archived)
morning
- going to the pub this afternoon. Might watch the cricket later.

alt: might bum the bowler / bot the batter / fuck the fielders / upskirt the umpire
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 6:00, archived)
sympathy morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 7:01, archived)
cheers Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 7:25, archived)
Sounds a bit woke.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 7:57, archived)
Big fat hairy bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 8:52, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8473564
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 9:50, archived)
No thanks, I've just eaten.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Aug 2026, 9:54, archived)
Ah, the thwack of willow on leather.
Being spanked by Warwick Davis in bondage gear, I mean.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 9:07, archived)
Dick and Dom, as it were

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 9:46, archived)
He certainly puts the imp in gimp

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 10:10, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 10:32, archived)
+ is a smeggy dildo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 10:38, archived)
dont worry
It should be safe to run it through the dishwasher.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 11:42, archived)
morning
Wont be going to the pub until tomorrow- Its quiz night
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 11:39, archived)
When is quiz night, Will?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 11:53, archived)
Sunday
Quid a go. Pints sold separately.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 11:58, archived)
For a bonus point, *why* is quiz night, Will?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:14, archived)
Beacuse the other nights are taken
The place offers live music, open mike night, comedy night, and the ever popular drinking alone in stony silence nights
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:22, archived)
I'll accept that answer, Will. You're through to the next round, where you'll take on the Smeggy Dildos

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:25, archived)
Better bone up for that one

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:29, archived)
They do autopsies?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 13:44, archived)
Hi flid's
Have no fear, Queef is here.

Oxford for lunch with my father 2moz, roast Sun.

Prolly sodomise a sealion.

u
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 14:06, archived)
Do you know what they call a round trip in Germany?
Panoramafahrten. Imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 14:18, archived)
What a world

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 15:53, archived)
Going to work to gloat
After today, I'm off till the first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 14:53, archived)
I'm on a boat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 14:59, archived)
^ boatgloater

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 15:13, archived)
motorboatergloater

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 21 Aug 2026, 15:40, archived)
^smeggy dildo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 15:55, archived)
Can we fix it?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 17:27, archived)
^smeggy dildo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 16:15, archived)
Yes we can!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 17:27, archived)
^deggy smildo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 16:15, archived)
^browsing gloatse.cx

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Aug 2026, 17:15, archived)
I saw a picture purported be John, Paul and George stretching their anuses wide
but I knew it was fake because there was no Ringo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 17:27, archived)
Don't Ass Me By

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 17:37, archived)
Back in the A.N.U.S.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 18:03, archived)
I Am The Anus

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:35, archived)
The Cilla Black version?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:39, archived)
Sgt Pepper's Massively Distended Rectum

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Aug 2026, 18:11, archived)
Ass Onion

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 18:18, archived)
Got to Get You Into My Rectum

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 18:19, archived)
Gay Jude

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 19:34, archived)
Gay Dripper

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:34, archived)
Magical Mystery Smeggy Dildo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:41, archived)
Smeggy Lane

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:48, archived)
Smegberry Dildos Forever

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:52, archived)
While my suppurating anus gently weeps

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 19:45, archived)
...said Queef, before adding "Sorry, what was the question again?"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Aug 2026, 21:28, archived)
I wanna hold your gland

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 19:46, archived)
We Can Wank It Out

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:36, archived)
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Wank Club Band

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:57, archived)
Brown submarine

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 19:47, archived)
Lucy in the sky with diarrhoea

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 19:47, archived)
Get Backside

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 19:58, archived)
Pull Apartme

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:01, archived)
Here comes the bum

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:23, archived)
Magical Fistery Tour

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:25, archived)
Bum Together

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:27, archived)
Shitter to Ride

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:29, archived)
Dive my Arse

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:33, archived)
Happiness Is A Warm Bum

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:38, archived)
Fucking A Hole

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:39, archived)
Golden Bummers

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:40, archived)
Bum for your life

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:42, archived)
Everybody's Got Something Hide Except For Me And My Monkey's Bright Red Ass

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:43, archived)
Fist and Shart

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:55, archived)
Maxwells Silver Haemorrhoid

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 21:30, archived)
Going away anywhere?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 15:54, archived)
Smegness
It's really bracing
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 16:19, archived)
No
But everyone thinks I am. It's the only way to get a bit of peace from the mental
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 16:49, archived)
On my way to the place I'm staying. Fucked up big cab across. I'm stopping here for a local tour
dambulla cave temple
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 14:56, archived)
so fucking jel right now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 15:04, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 15:52, archived)
Got another week off work so might lick out a llama

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 16:49, archived)
Had a cortisone injection in my shoulder this morning.
Wasn’t too bad until now, and it just started hurting like a bastard. Going to drink until I don’t notice the pain any more.

Either that or bugger a blue-footed booby.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 16:57, archived)
salma hayek's bumtits

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 19:49, archived)
Oxford's great.
Have lunch at The Trout and get a table overlooking the Cherwell.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:39, archived)

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