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Now then
If we're supposed to think the most attractive thing about a woman is her mind, how come there isnt more brain porn on the net?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)
Rub my frontal lobe

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)
who have you just nicked
that off?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)
bash.org?
perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)
i had
my suspicions....
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

www.bash.org/?439958
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)
Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)
You, and ive also been through your 'special' drawer in your bedroom...

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)
you have teh ninja
skills! my 'special' drawer eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)
I have a special cupboard

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)
are all these euphemisms for something?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)
According to Badger
Its like a sausage down a hallway... It happens once theyve been bred
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)
Arf!
I liked 'Clown's pocket'
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:49, archived)
'wizard's
sleeve' is a favourite of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)
Ooh, that's a good'un!
Never heard that one before :D
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)
I'll have you know I can crack walnuts with it

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)
Does it have a secret door that leads to a magical land in the back of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)
arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)
That is a very gay sounding post.

(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)
You haven't heard my voice yet
/pasquale
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:50, archived)
*coughs*
check your mail sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)
Yay!
Ta muchly! Enjoyed the show, a nice mix of odd little toons.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)
thanks matey
I do like odd toons
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)
This is a good question.
Brains have way more crevices than fannies, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)
*cracks open skull*


*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)
pffft
hello you
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)
hehe
'ning lully
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)
*huggles*
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)
pretty good
posted a rather popular picture earlier, made me feel warm inside
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

What's the ugliest part of your body?

/zappa contradicts.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)
pfft!
Seriously, how can anyone be attracted to someone as dumb as shit, with no sense of humour?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)
And yet you love Badger anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)
I do indeed but that doesn't answer my question
I mean, HOW is he attracted to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:49, archived)
Its a question we've all been asking

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)
I found the
answer
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)
Its not the best answer is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)
Ah, Mykey is not that bad



*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)
Never stopped Jordan and Peter Andre

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)
In a word:
'Tits.'
(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)
"Can you easily breathe through your nose
with your mouth full? You'll do."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)
I think you'll find that there is a preponderance
of "College Girls" featuring in porn on the net.


Apparently.

*looks around shiftily*
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)
pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)
Now then
Mrs Catfish wouldnt be impressed if she thought you were attracted to any other woman than her...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)
No other woman compares to Mrs Catfish

but some of them do look mighty purdy ;)

She went to the midwife today who thinks it might be twins! ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:50, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Serves you right for putting your man snow in her mifty
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)
Not doing THAT again, I can tell you...
We keep on ending up with BABIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)
I've never understood the attraction of girls sticking bits of paper together

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)
Its the putting the glue on their arms
then waiting for it to dry and peel it off TGMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:50, archived)
Mmmm, wrinkly

(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)
Pffft...
from the BBC news front page:

"Police chief shot with 50,000-volt stun gun says 'it hurt like hell'"
Well who'd have ever thought?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4650645.stm

Edit: shocking news.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)
Notice he was held up
unlike, say, someone the police hit, who it then paralysed and falling heavily to earth. He might get really hurt then.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)
You wouldn't catch me holding a bloke about to be electrocuted
rubber gloves or no rubber gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)
BLEEDIN' OBVIOUS IN SLOW NEWS DAY SHOCKER!
'ning you.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

www.bash.org/?881
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)
...Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

you're proving to be far geekier than i first imagined.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)
^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)
You have Mykeyboy themed fantasies?
*Prepares leather chaise longue and adopts cod Austrian Accent*

"So, pleez, tell me more about your mother."
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)
*shock*
They said... *whispers* H-E-L-L!
The BBC!
What is the world coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)
Well,
I turned on the BBC on Saturday and some dreadlocked fella said "muthafucka" quite a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)
Well,
that's darkies for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)
Dill:
That Peatbog Faeries track is chuffing ace.

You wouldn't happen to have an mp3 you could send or something would you?

*makes puppy eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)
Out of what?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)
do you mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

www.bash.org/?11074
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)
puppy noses?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)
oooh
what do you use to make puppy eyes from?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)
Erm...
the eyeballs of young dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)
no probs matey
later
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)
You star!
Ta muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)
How could Stevie G do this to a football club
he's always been loyal to?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)
32 million reasons
at least
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)
plus another 100,000-odd reasons a week.



Edit: *looks at link*

*gets what the good reverend is saying*
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)
Ning chode-lovers.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)
Ning sexygingertime.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

you know i'd like to shave your head,
and all my friends could paint it red
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
No thank you,
I've not gone 362 days without a haircut for you to shave it.
Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)
362 what?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
You editing scumbag.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)
can I run my fingers through it
when I'm feeling better?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
Of course,
I love it when people do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)
I would like to do it
with your face in my cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

www.bash.org/?21847
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
Shitty fuck I've turned into a mum
I just gave my son the 'starving children in Africa' speech because he wouldn't eat his tea.

It worked, but I fear for my sanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
That speech wont last for long
I mean they'll all be driving Mercs soon
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
Surely he's a bit young to be driving yet?
Cah! Mobile phones? Computers? Games consoles? Cars?

The world's gone hatstand, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
I think he means the Africans.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
Gosh!
What an unfortunate misunderstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
hehe Little John
called Live 8 the 'Buy Mugabe a Mercedes' concert.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
every so often I do things
that make me realise I'm turning into my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
Shag your dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
*falls off chair*

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
I had disturbing dreams about that
as a fucked up teenager. probably related to them being divorced
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
!

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
I was utterly fucked-up
I have very few memories of those eight years of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
Especially waking up with the sore bottom

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
WTMI.

(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
Oh, come now, you don't need to ask permission, Mykey.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
he's threatening to be in the country next week
for the gannet's birthday - he's never met her
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
Am i?
Bloody news to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
shut it you

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
I found myself pointing with my Dad's finger
scary, must be getting old
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

↑
There are many possible interpretations of this.
(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
*snarf*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
I've never much understood that speech.
If there are starving children in Africa, why not give THEM your tea instead of hogging it all to yourself when you don't really want it?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
Shipping/packaging considerations, essentially
Also - you'd run out of plates cos I bet the thieving bastards wouldn't return them.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
This leads to
"Shut up and eat it or you won't get any dessert."
"I don't want dessert either."
*kerrrr-SLAP!*
*point made*
(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
he's not figured out the logic of this yet
he will soon though...I know I did
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
radio now young lady
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
I know,
but I'm not at home.
I'm at pooey computer class with I fucking E and not allowed teh musics.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
SAD
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
For those of you who think Mariah Carey is a loon
here is further proof

EDIT : and to prove that pedants have a point : news.webindia123.com/news/showdetails.asp?id=93625&cat=World
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
Ooh you're such a Heartbreaker....

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
What dvd did you buy in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
I didnt:(
Instead i bought the worlds most expensive sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
followed by
a Celine Dion booing piece

quality news
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)
It's less offensive
than Fox News and probably more accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
what is wrong with my tv
on bbc 2, itv and channel4 there is a programe about africa

thats 75%

*fells minorotised*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
That makes you racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
60%
Surely
(mailinator, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
you still would

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
You wound me madam.
I have some taste. And while she may have a fine pair of chesticles she is just far too stupid and annoying to even consider that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
gag?

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
Bag?

(mailinator, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
Both

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
I've often considered this
when pondering Geri Halliwell
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
Curvy or skinny?
because skinny Geri would not be worth it but curvy Geri might not need it...
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
I just found a torn, empty condom wrapper down the side of my bed.
Not the finest gift a friend could leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)
no
the finest would be the used condom, untied so it spills as you lift it

I think I just sickened myself, which isn't good cos I'm feeling sick anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)
You're a wrong'un.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)
you love it

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)
post what you just said
here.
(That guy with a hat., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)
Mine is better
www.b3ta.com/questions/hiddentreasure/post34900/
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)
I'd put a linky to my QOTW answer
but I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)
it's in your profile. daftie.
it also reminds me that Mykey hasn't done me a top trumps card yet
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)
Good point.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

a top trumps card


Edit: Yes where the shuddering fuck is my one I asked for cunting ages ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)
Yes he has.
His festering spunk-poison gave her a throat infection.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)
he's getting nowhere near my throat
with that thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
*snorts*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)
He's busy wanking the ears of goats.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)
Fine
remind me at the weekend....
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
Cool can you remind me to remind you though
'cos I'll only forget...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
and what about me?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
Yes yes yes

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)
And me!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
*mumbles*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
*caerphilly*

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
*crumbles*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
calm down...
you can use a clothed pic of me
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)
I have no intention of using a clothed one of you

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)
you're not allowed
to use any of the "special" collection I sent you, they're private
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
This is true for me too.
*demands top trump*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

www.bash.org/?259256
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)
.
www.bash.org/?99350
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)
bookmarks
classic
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
oh shit.
Crazy Frog game.
"Digital Jesters will be developing a PS2 and PC game based on the Crazy Frog franchise."
(That guy with a hat., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)
GC

And just so this isnt a waste of space www.bash.org/?2498
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)
i didn't know you read bash!
actually,it explains a lot...
(That guy with a hat., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/619428
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)
Rubbish!
I'd batter you silly woman!

Now get yo bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)
you'll get
Cheesy Poofs and like it
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

www.bash.org/?259256
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)
you cunt!
I did a kinda mouth-closed mirthful snort at that and now I'm crying with the pain in my tonsils

bastard bastard bastard :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)
just check the bargain bins next year
for all the unsold copies
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
hehe
it's not even worth pirating.
(That guy with a hat., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)
Arrrrrrrrrrrr.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)
dodgy musics and maybe chat
Uncle Dill's Fine Tunes
clicky here
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)
yarr
I'm in :D

edit: oooh teh voice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)
Just wash your hands afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)
evening michael

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)
Lets go fight some crime

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
willkomen
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)
ooh I'm in
Badger will be sad, he loves your musics
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)
Lo you
anything I can get you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)
I'm here too
and I'm starting to feel unwell again :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)
I'll play you summat nice aftre this

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)
ahhh Aberfeldy
I had my honeymoon near there
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)
ah
that's better
(mitch, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)
is my mic sounding strange
or not working?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)
I heard you ok
though I think it may have cut off the end
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)
we should prolly use the ftl board
doncha think
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)
aye, I guess so
I missed what you said after that one, bloody phone rang - my second wrong number today
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)
yup yup
sounds clear enough here too
(mitch, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
OK,
1) Any one here heard of/like Lab4?

2) Any one here go to Live 8?
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)
1) no
2) had offer of tickets for tomorrow but said no
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

www.bash.org/?22098
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

www.bash.org/?445381
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)

www.bash.org/?5048
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)
No.
Shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)
No you shut up :P

(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)
I'm about to go and feed my baby.
So I won't be here to read responses to this post.
Hence the lack of substance.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)
You still breastfeeding?

(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)
I am as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)
*offers*

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
*raises eyebrow*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
what?
all I'm doing is offering baldmonkeys manly bosom to him
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)
And a lovely moob it is too
*suckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)
Well thankee
kindly, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)
A veritable banquet :)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)
Ooh, thanks, I'm starving.
*suckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
Bitty

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
gah! don't do that!
it freaks me out
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)
Nana bitty

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

www.bash.org/?1955
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)
But I'm hungry...

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)
gah!!!!
*bleaches brain*
*hides nipples*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)
Bitty!
Bitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)
I will come down there
and smother you with my ample thighs if you don't stop that
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)
Wahey!
No we're talking!

BITTY!
BITTY!
BITTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

www.bash.org/?274808
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)
*snort*

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)
I'm so happy I wasn't alive in the 70's

www.omodern.com/Eurobad/euro.html
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
You missed out.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
**ahem** the natives are restless
www.ftlfm.com/board/index.php?m=31279
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)
So I see...

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
shall I appease them
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)
appease us
dilly:o)
(vanburger, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)
I'm not going on mate
so it's up to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)
givvus a few minutes
to get sorted, can only handle 10 listeners and you only get to hear stuff I like?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)
sounds allright to me
:o)
(vanburger, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)
up there then ^
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)
So's everyone that was alive in the 70s
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)
Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)

www.omodern.com/Eurobad/euro11.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)
I quite like the photo at the top!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)
the '70s
were a lot better than the '50s
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)
He he he
home.earthlink.net/~ortyortwein/id18.html


Cockmaster
One who rears game-cocks

??????????????
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
wish I'd had the dick test
then perhaps the doctor might have believed I was ill
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
I've had scarlett fever twice

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
She were shit

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
nasty
isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
I was a baby the first time
but ten the second. I don't remember the being ill bit, just the feeling better but still being contagious so being allowed to go and watch my school sports day but having to stay away from all my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
I had three weeks off
school because they thought I was attention seeking & didn't diagnose me early enough :|
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
I still find Dick Test
amusing :P
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)
so do I
heheh
heheh
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)
I think I am just starting
my second childhood at 35 :)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
Fagottist
A performer on the bassoon, bassoonist.

[edit] also

Gay Deceiver
Bust pads, usually of foam rubber, inserted into a bra to give a fuller appearance.

which is also the name of the car in Number of the Beast by Heinlein
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

www.bash.org/?75601
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
Tonight i shall be mostly replying with bash quotes
Until people start killing me with stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
I nearly pissed myself reading some of those yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
Its totally addictive

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)
you've got me at it now
www.bash.org/?7749
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
*stabs with blunt spork*

(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)
*pummels you for bunny-related activities*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
She keeps doing it to me.
It's not my fault that I'm a sex god and women can't resist me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)
it's so true
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)
Argh! A real live woman paying attention to me!
*hides in embarassment*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)
Hang on....
are you.....are you me?!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)
I read that three times
before I understood
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
only twice here
I R geniearse
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
i have to do a fairy tale translation in french
to use imperfect/perfect tenses. someone suggest a fairy tale, preferably with a version i can translate into french. my bitches. oh, and evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)

http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=poo&btnG=Search
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
Cinderella

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
"Bleurgh! This porridge is too cold!"
"This porridge is too hot!"
But the third bowl...was juuust right.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
Oh no
thats no porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
the fish is on top of the table
its a classic
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
Grrrrr
Found out today that the bird I've spent months training in my team (of me and her) is now moving to another team. I'll now have to train up some other person which'll take another 6 months and I'll be wokring 14 hour days again to try and catch up.

/been dropped right in the shit at work blog
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
your problem is
that you did not use enough rohypnol

schoolboy error
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
This is probably true
The next one shall be drugged up the eye balls. And she won't even need to use her eyes because I shall be gluing them shut with my bollock batter...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
bollock batter
there is none greater
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
Fanny batter
you gay:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
still way out of your league bitch
But, I would like to see Benny trying the fanny batter approach
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
I'll go and
collect some from the dungeon later tonight...the ladies are due a servicing...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
I got rid of my temp today
The old cunt... apparently though the temp agency dont take it well when you ask for 'a little blonde replacement please'
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
you may be in need of my suggestion above
though I am sure you have your own stock anyway
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
That's just not on is it.
Fortunately I'll be sitting in on the interviews. I shall be working with a fit bird soon enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
Interview?
God we just take what we get.... fortunatly we recently got one with a cracking arse... its amazing how ive suddenly moved my filing onto the floor...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
Yes you work for the council
so you're going to get given rejects from everywhere else - we get a good choice to choose from...because we're great...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
I'll give you the number
of the temp agency we use. They have not let me down yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
*sympathises*
even though I think you're bad :P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
Apparently he spluffs before its even inside

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
That's a sign of appreciation

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
zactly
a fitting homage to the power of womanhood
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
Exactly...
*spluffs thinking about you*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
quite bloody right too

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)
that's not always a bad thing
and it just means he'll last longer next time
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
gosh
your such a conformist !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
What about my such a conformist?

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
i have just been thinking about the
episode of soutpark where stan becomes and emo kid

all the emo kids say "your such a conformist"

and also the movie 'office space', where people work in horrible cubicled offices
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
Ah thankfully we don't have cubes here
I have the best seat in the office. Monitor facing the window so no fucker can catch me on the internet and a perfect view of who's coming up to see me so I can get aforementioned unrelated work stuff off my screen.

'tis all the aceness...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf
In the newsletter.. That has GOT to be renamed "plinko from hell"
(ChinTheChinchilla, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
if you put a url in the message box,
the boards ninja pixies make it a link
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
I thought
there was a gang of specially trained otters that did that, under the supervision of a particularly sartorial kinkajou.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)

Manaties Manatees
I think
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
nah it's my son Reece
they pay him in jammy dodgers
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
Your son is not a manatee
edit: www.unl.edu/barkley/faculty/rpeterson.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
did it tickle giving birth to that?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
They hired the pixies to help out,
while the manatees and otters learnt to use mice
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
do you mean
www.manties.com
(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
I see you in these
www.manties.net/fancyh/hmr.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
My colour too :)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
I've just listened to Under Pressure by Queen for the first time in ages.
Yep, it's still bloody good.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)
I heard Queen robbed the beat from Vanilla Ice.
Bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
yellow
brain liquid insertion.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
Are you sure
you weren't listening to Vanilla Ice?
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/619301
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
Ah,
the queen remix of the Vanilla Ice classic.

/EDIT fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/619301
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
mmmm...
I can't listen to it without thinking of either Ice Ice Baby or when we went to see We Will Rock You and as one of them said "Freddie" during a conversation about dead rock stars, my friend just leant over to my ear and asked "Freddie who?"
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
quadruple mindpiss
nicely done everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
Now just imagine you are being gangbanged by all of Green Day

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
*sighs*
mmmmmmmmm...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
And then you find out you have to service the roadies too

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*has mental image for tonight*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
get out
this is my fantasy :P
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
I just realised i've done no work and spent too long playing
with Google Earth and NASA World Wind.

But they are ace.

(and this is my first hidey linky thing)
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
no fair
I can't play with either of them
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
I dont find google earth to be that good
Oxfords resolution is pants
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)
that's
a public safety measure
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)
As is Lincolns.
But it's fun searching for the pyramids, Sydney Opera House (which is crap resolution). And looking for naughty criminals in Compton.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
Straight outta?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
That's the one.
To be honest it looks really nice.

Might go on holiday there.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
'sup nigga

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
Yo bro'!
*disses your ho*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
"Somebody say HO!"
www.yourdictionary.com/images/ahd/jpg/A4hoe.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
Im keeping that piccie:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
180mb download!!!111
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
the first one won't run on my PC at all
and the second one requires 2Gb of drive space and I don't have that much
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
I'll get that another time
and have a play with it
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
*cries*
I wanna play with it too :( I probably don't have a compatible graphics card either. this one is 3D but it's ancient
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
Mine should be ok...
Radeon 9600 256mb :)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)

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