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Gwen Stefani GMTFH.

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

^
This, HARD
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

Especially dressed as a cheerleader
*spluff overload*
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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

what you waitin' what you waitin' what you waitin' what you waitin' for?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

"What were you saying?
I was busy finishing myself off......*
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

too blokey / diva-ish

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

Oh she fucking does
Gwen.

Gwenny Gwen.

Gwenny Gwenny Gwen Gwen.

Lovely Gwen.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:22, archived)

I leave you with this rather amusing quote.
Marge: Homer?
Homer: Marge? You're speaking to me!?
Marge: Why don't you come inside and we'll talk?
Homer: About what? Sports? Bigamy?
Marge: Bigamy.
Homer: Not a sports fan, ey?

Night night. Tomorrow the sun will rise at 5.05am.
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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

not here it won't
it'll rise at 4.35am
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

In Bridgend
it's 5.05. Twilight starting at 4:18
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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

*Makes note in PDA
never to visit Bridgend*
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

why?

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

Here
www.b3ta.com/talk/622605

;)
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

Is it wrong or something?

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

Sunrise is at 4:52am here (BST)
I'll let you know what the day's like.
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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

Amusing story
www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13382008,00.html

But more amusingly, notice that in the article image, Bush is doing what looks like a Nazi salute, and the shadow under his nose looks like a Hitler moustache. Coincidence?
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

Yes

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)

eek!
it scares me that a man that dense has soooooo much power!
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

Why does
eveyone think he's thick? He got us a lot of oil!
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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

You have to be thick to crash your bike, in the rain?

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:22, archived)

Why is that news?

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Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

hmmm
your name reminds me too much of Richard Hammond

/obsessed
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

yeah
that's a nazi salute........
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

I've never seen them in the same room together...
...
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

It looks more as though
he has a tiny flid arm.
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Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

Good night.
*infects with the ginger*
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

Oi
I know you.
(DeletedDeleted, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 3:02, archived)

scansion - hah! I laugh at scansion
There once was a man from Tyersal
who named his tumble dryer sal
he promised a bedding
while his washing was shredding
but no she replied I never shall
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

ooooooh oooooooooh ooooooh ooooooh!
it appears Anthony Head has been approached about playing a Dr Who baddie in the next series. he's still deciding, but the role is a particularly evil headmaster

*comes over all unneccessary*
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

Yeah baby, yeah!
Edit: This joke is no longer valid
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

pffft
silly ;)
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

ooooooooooooh
*wonders if the guy who plays spike will be coming too*
*fantisises*
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

James Marsters
he'd make a good Dr Who baddie too, but mmmmmm Anthony Head... strict, cane, black gown....
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)

Sebastian!

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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:12, archived)

ooooh
stoppit, i'm getting all flustered!
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)

It's slightly wrong to fancy Giles
but then...it's so right too
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

nope not wrong at all
and if you add Angel, Spike and Zander it would only make it better!!
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

only if we can have Willow too
and Tara in a lully corset

[edit] oooh ooooh and Oz too!
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm
*drools*
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)

James Marsters

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Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)

Anthony Head played Frank N Furter for a while...
very different to Tim Curry, but just as sexy
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

and then in walked David Boreanez...

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

*swoons*

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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

~~unnecessary~~
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Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)

Evil Headmaster!?
Surely it should be Terrence Hardiman.

Bonus link: www.b3ta.com/board/4738009/
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

nah
the demon headmaster is Jack Straw!

edit: sorry, sorry, i didn't look at the link. *spangs self*
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

'night all
Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's all folks!
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:04, archived)

G'night mate

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

night night
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

*fluffgasms*

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)

I am a travelling milliner*
and am taking orders at this time**

*actually Druid.

**Actually going to bed, but will take orders and attempt to make hats from A4 paper***

edit: ***Too tired, g'night all
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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:04, archived)

dunce cap please
;o)
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

G'night!

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

I've just bid for a new hat on ebay

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Hankster, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

i just heard about bush
apparently he fell off his bike after hitting a policeman (who had to go to hospital). that's funny.

night all!!
(Brad Dice, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)

you are watching newsnight
and yes, that made oi larf too :)
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/622583/
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

I'm late and everything
but it's not really my fault as I was drowning my sorrows in the pub but:

Congratulations to WW and Badger, you lovely, lovely people.

*hugs*

*sheds not so manly tears at the thought of nice people being happy*

*waits for invite to housewarming*
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

*incubates your house*

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

*watches as a bungalow hatches*

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)

*learns parenting the hard way as it grows into a block of flats*

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

*grounds it for seeing that chavvy council flat from across town*

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

*grounds it*
*with dynamite*
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

*cries as it leaves home on the back of a massive lorry,*
*and doesn't phone*
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

*dies alone in a caravan with only feral breeze blocks for company*

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

*mourns*
i really wanted a happy ending :o(
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

*daisies start growing on corpse*
Oooh. Pretty.
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

Buy me a hat!

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

You choose though:
www.villagehatshop.com/
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

hmmm
this

or this

ohhh or best of all
www.villagehatshop.com/product1945.html
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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

hah!
www.villagehatshop.com/viking_helmets_hat.html
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

Arf!
If you get married the guests for one side of the family should wear these and the other side the lovely fez as pointed out by Bunny.
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

Oh dear
I can see how this will end up

*runs away to Las Vegas*
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

but what does that leave
for b3tans to wear? trained kittins?
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

This is an excellent idea.
Trained kittens and pearl necklaces.
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)

would you be providing the
spunk?
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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:04, archived)

Well, I'm not doing anything better with it.
Edit: how rude of me! in all the excitement I neglected to give you a hug.

*gives extra hugs*
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)

thats more like it
I am very taken with this hat, it's almost as good as a fez so remid me of this nearer the time
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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)

Not sure why it's called
an 'SS-Mini' though.

Right, time for bed for young lonewolf.

G'night gorgeous.

And congrats again to WW and badge!
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

This.

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

God
you lot in Glemsford.

GOD.

edit - *passes tissue*

Thanks hon :)
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

You are welmcome my dear.
You are both lovely poeple from what I know of you

(and no, that has nothing to do with me having been drinking, I promise)
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

meh!
*waits for invite to bash-cum-stagnight*
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

cunting crap
a b3tan hen-night...
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

*leaves continent*

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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

~~leaves~~in-
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

sounds fantastic to me

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)

You really should have
phrased that better.

('ning you!)
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

'ning
and I wrote it, saw it, thought 'feh' and carried on
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

it sounds about right to me

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

How can you manage to get the day off work
but make everyone think you were really at work?

*doesn't want to go to bed*
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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

put a life-sized
cardboard cutout of yourself at your desk and sneak off
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)

I could do that
by doing a thing like my A4 rasterbation thing.. Might just work!
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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

oooooh
that's clever!
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

Thanks,
but it'll scare the shit out of any lady I invite back
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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)

Get Mykeyboys job

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Hankster, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

flexi-time
is a wonderful thing
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

I spazzed and saw the announcement
*mwah*
congrats again

cannie hold yer water
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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

*dances*

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

I'm dead chuffed, y'know!
I love this kind of thing :D
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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

We must buy hats

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

hurrah for silly hats!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

not silly hats
fantastic hats
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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

I shall feel left out
I will not be able to wear a hat :(
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

why not?
what's wrong with an ivory satin top hat with floor-length wide scarlet ribbon round the hatband?
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

I look like a twat
in a hat
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

I know the feeling
the only hat I suit is a trilby and it's not really wedding-suited
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

how do you think I look in mine?

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

I sometimes feel as though I could look for a thousand years
and never find a hat that suits me.
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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

well
instead of hats, we should all go for BIG hair!
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

and CORSETS

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

ooooh
and deep clevage!
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

This may have been one of his demands
yes.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)

This ^
times a gazzilion.
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:04, archived)

But the whole point of a hat
is to give yourself something to snigger at when you look back at the wedding photo's 20 years later.

*Apart from the hairstyles, that are "coming back in you know?"

:)
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

Yes. We must find hats immediately!

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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

i too
have been doing the spaz back, woo yay congrats!!
are we all invited to the piss up afterwards?
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

damn right
but it wont be for a little bit
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

well............
shall we go for a celebratery piss up soon and one later?

soooooo excited for you both *mwaah*
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)

in the words of my mate Vicki
we need several practise runs...to figure out where the exits are and stuff
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

this
is a good plan!!
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

leave a "Be back in 5" post it on your PC

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

Clever...
...in that you didn't specify the units of time.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

oooh
I hadn't noticed the supreme cleverness there

*awed*

years!
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

ah, but time itself has no units
it's continuous!

/sad [non-]fucker
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

spend all night setting up a
holographic imager set it up at work then set a 5 min loop of yourself working.
go home and have a nice cup of tea.
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

Hop on the train,
go somewhere a long way away, fuck around for an hour or two, then come back.
It's a bit expensive though, despite the fact that travel broadens your mind... or something!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

you have a second line for your limerick
if the pronounciation of tyersal is correct
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

I saw it.
If you can come up with a third rhyme, then that's the fifth line sorted m'jorted. Shame about the scansion, though... but you can't have everything!

Re pronounciation: it's the North, so it's pronounced exactly as it's spelt (cf. Keighley, Aldborough)
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

now complete
but posted further up
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

work from home
and put a looped feed out as a webcam
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

I'm back now
www.b3ta.com/talk/622319

FUNNY
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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

I managed to do this a couple of months ago
borrow a laptop from work
tell them you'll be working on some documentation tomorrow
sign into the network remotely
spend an hour or so talking to people on internal IM to prove you've been there
send a few things to the printer -"THE MATRIX IS WATCHING YOU" messages are good
go to the pub
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

arf!
I'd love to be able to do that. I'd do it :D
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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

*taps on shoulder*
'ello you.
:o)
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

*hugs*
missed you :)
normal service should resume tomorrow
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)

*cuddles*
i'm glad xx
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jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

kill them all and bathe in their juices
or fake illness
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

Drunken greetings you lovely catamites
*drools on your shoulder*
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

Evening sur!
How bees you on this fine day?
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

I am full of teh lovely wine
and feeling a little sleepy.
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

we had NEWS
you'll have to spaz down a bit, because my copy/paste is borked.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

ooh. Hold on.
*Spazzes*
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

*tucks into bed*

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

I may need a hug to be able to sleep properly
/pushes his luck
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

*fucks into bed*

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Hankster, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

best offer I've had for ages

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

you're home from the pub then?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

I am indeed and just had to pop in here.
You feeling a little better?

*offers gentle hugs*
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

I'm not too bad actually
well, not compared to how I've been. I managed to eat a meal for the first time since Sunday, my throat is sore but not agonisingly sore (due more antibiotics shortly) and I'm rather horny too
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

I would take that as a good sign!

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)

sign that as a good take, I would!

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

Going to bed now
night night b3ta
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

night night sweetie
don't let the frenchmen bite
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

is it midnight in weegeeland already?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

I'm not in Weegeeland
I'm in Froggyland
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

catamite is such a difficult word insert into conversation
insert fnar
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

And it's almost as hard to rhyme as Tyersal.*
as in this following wicklow**:

There once was a man from Tyersal
who went... down.... to..... the.......
.....
....
...
..
.

(bollocks m'jollocks!)

** short 'a', because it's northern (it's an outlying region of Bradford).
** like a limerick, but not quite.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

does tyersal exist as a word?

or is it a place name?
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

see footnote

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)

I thank you

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

There once was a man from Tyersal
who named his tumble dryer sal
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)

is it just me
or is sharleene from texas looking more and more like alan partridge?
(Brad Dice, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

her hair looks like a wig

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

I prefer her australian cousin, Windowlene

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

nooooooooo she used to look rather spiffy
although I do now prefer Jem
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

or Katie Melua
Mmm....

or for that matter KT Tunstall
(

Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

or Joss Stone
Mmm.....
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

Joss Stone comes from a village near me
viz, Uffculme.
It's a very nice place.
But it ain't urban.
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

Well what I want to do to Joss Stone ain't urban either...
or something

(saw KT Tunstall live a few months back, fantastic :D )
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

Joss stone was looking rather chunky on Jonathan Woss last Friday

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

she was
*sighs fondly*

Me and Badger just gazed at the telly in awe.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

*fwaps³*

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

I feel rubbish.

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Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

*feels*
you feel fucking lovely, shut up woman
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

Wash your hands.

(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

You look good enough to eat
*nibbles*
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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

oh hun
how come?

*hugs*
(

icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

Dunno.
Just cos.
*cuddles up*
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Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

awww
*snuggles*

*strokes hair*
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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)

too fucking bad,

have a massive wank
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

Did you ask the rubbish
first?
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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

It was asleep, so it didn't mind.

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Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

What song
woukd you have at your funeral?

I'm having Guns 'n' Roses - Don't Cry, I want everyone to be upset when I die, so that would bring maximum cryage.
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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

Fuck knows.

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Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

you said that last time
and it was funny then, too.
(Brad Dice, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

yes
because the poor bastards would have to listen to that whining little shit Axl Rose.

Edit - I'd have You're History by Shakespears Sister
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

Theme
from Some Mothers Do Ave Em.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

the theme from airwolf
followed by
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

Errrr
wan't? Oh the possibilities... And I don't care, really. They pay for it.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

Green Day
"Time of your life"
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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

oooh that's a good one
'ning sweetie
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

'ning you
hows dem tonsils?
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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

not as painful as they've been
so hopefully the antibiotics are finally kicking in
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

Smoke gets in your eyes
or Frank Sinatra singing the opening lines which go

Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

I knew someone who went out to New York New York,
she'd been there on holiday and loved it. She was a lovely person, and requested it for her funeral.
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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

Going Underground

Edit: Actually it'll be 'You'll Never Walk Alone'
(

Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

pfft

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

pffffffft

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

Olivier Messiaen - "Apparition de l'Eglise Eternelle"

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

Something that doesn't make sense.
Low Rider by War would be good.
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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

RELEASE: Songs For My Funeral. Nostalgia 77. Release Date: 16th of February 2004 CD
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hallelujah (john cale's version)
cos its a lot less bitter than the cohen version. But my mum would still interpret it as last minute penitence.
(Brad Dice, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

Pure by Lightning Seeds
Or Run By Snow Patrol
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Hankster, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

If you were the next Pope.....
what would you pick as your name?
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

Comma, of course.

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Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

Levi Kaufmann

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

Fuck
so in Northern Ireland some people could reply

yes he is, isn't he
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

willy willy archibald the third whoop squillgy ganglefoot kerplunk kerplunk wibble

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

...or Bill, to his mates

(

Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Pope name generator
/ac

Now, can anyone find me that link?
(

Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

how about

www.popeonarope.com
(

christ, an entertaining site on geocities
*rethinks life*
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

Siren N'Gotti.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

Mohammed
the First
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

Patrick
I like that name. Plus it has to be a saint's name or something
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

you have to be Catholic to be Pope
and Catholics have to be named after saints (my baptism certificate lists my names in a different order to my birth certificate because my first name isn't a saint's name)
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

Not necessarily a Saint's name,
it's at the priest's discrescion. Here in Ireland lots of people have traditional (non saintly) Irish names and are baptised in them aswell.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

Pourri

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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

arf

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

arf!

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

Sergei Roygbiv
i've always liked that name
(Brad Dice, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenaler Boden By the Seeeeeeeeeaaa III

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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

Since Rich has finished and I don't want to go to bed...
82.41.28.194:8000/listen.pls

No talky, just musicky.
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

*hugs*
missing you all :(

And if you hadn't heard, London has won the right to stage the Olympics in 2012, sponsored by MSN, featuring a b0rked Superman playing a theme by John Peel in the snow to the Pope and Fred Dibnah.
(

Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

Will Richard Whiteley present the medals?

(

The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

Speaking of old news...
www.b3ta.com/talk/622171
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

the first anniversary of the first post post

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

congratulamationings!!
*hugs*
*bums*
*buys a hat*
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

*wanks in it*

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

You total mong,
I bet that was the hat I've been looking for for 10 years.
(

Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I just read that thread...
Are you getting married as well? Or are you marrying him or something....? And is that even a him?

AAAAAAARGH!
It's been a long day...
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

We are
yes.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Oooooo
Congrats :D

And please forgive my slowness this evening.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

*hugs* you too
topical repost :)
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

of a login screen?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

*whistles ninjatastically*

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

should've added
a veil and a tiara
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

*hugs*
*makes mental note to dye hair again as is worryingly ginger*
(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

I think I
must be about the only person not to use msn or any other IM program.
(

DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

That's
because you are a friendless fucker
(

Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

Not
far from the truth. My only friends are mongs who can't read or rite.
(

DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

but we're your friends too

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

he was talking about us then
(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

But why would I need to
IM any of you? You are always on here and I have no reason to bother any of you if you are not.
(

DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

my MSN list
is probably half b3tans, a quarter family and real-life friends and a quarter "other"
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I don't use mine much
since I spend most my time at real-life work and a real-life ickle village with no-one but nearly-dead locals.
(

Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

I have no b3tans on my list
because you all hate/don't know me.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

actually we're not
b3ta talk is an automated program to keep friendless losers amused

haven't you ever noticed how some posts appear to be the same
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

*bums*

(

Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

*bums in the face twice and gets one free*
/ac
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

The olsen twins are dead

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

look what it's driven their dad to
www.b3ta.com/talk/622331
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I have it, but don't use it,
all the fuckers are on block because I can't be bothered speaking to them
(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

I am the other only person

I use a phone and e-mail. What more can a man need for ordering alcohol and loose women?
(

I know not of this witchcraft either
'tis /talk, email, phone or letter for me.
(

Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

all those cabbies hired as drivers for the olympic visitors
our unoffical ambassadors to other nations

so mate, why did (insert small nation here) bother entering? the bloody yanks are going to win everything
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

Except
the shooting, they get disqualified for missing the target and hitting other competitors.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

except the Italians
as they didn't slow down enough
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

They
always win the running backwards race though.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

They'd also win the competition for good-looking women on motorbikes
if such a compo existed.

I've just come back from holiday in Sorrento (nr. Naples) so I've seen a lot of them!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

My grandad was at Arnhem (on the Allied side, driving a tank)
and got shelled by the Yanks.
He doesn't like them much!

Also, look at Vietnam: 10 years of fucking around and neither side won in the end. Shows how good they are without our help.
(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

"So, do you reckon the darkies'll win the 10,000 metres again?"

(

Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

If the
white competitors are coppers, yes.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

What show was that from again?
"Being a policeman is just like being an Olympic athlete, except you beat the darkies"

Or something like that
(

Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

bnp party
political broadcast or Up the Elephant and Round the Castle.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

Up the Elephant and Round the Castle
That was Davidson, wasn't it? I can't remember much about it, except that it was shockingly bad.
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

yup

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

I bet you're not missing me.

(

Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

DIBNAH!

Dibnah is the best, the only good Lancastrian ever (apart from Robh & pals who are OK, as long as they get the first drinks in this weekend)
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Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
OOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

CHIP SANDWHICH!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

with plenty of salt and vinegar
and some ketchup?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)

yes
and the bread has been microwaved so the copious amounts of butter is hot!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

Buttery chips?
Eurgh.
You people sicken me.
(

Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

I'm starting to like you again now.

Chip cob...

*is transported into dreamland*
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

What's not to like?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

this

;)
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

I changed the hair!

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

Brown sauce.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

Chip sandwiches are fucking wrong and pointless and shit.
Carbs-in-carbs. What's the fucking point?
(

Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

Thanks for that.
Now I want one too.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

I want to sex you

(Borderline Schizo, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

i'm still waiting for those photos

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

Go on msn then :)

(Borderline Schizo, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

You wish

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

Stop it
I'm hungry
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

Hahahha
This headline made me laugh like a loon: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4656741.stm
(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

hahaha
*imagine politicians getting brazillian*

gets the antihorn
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

Disgusting!
I'd much rather see Ann Widdecombe with a small landing strip.
(

Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

Dear God!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
(

robh, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

Is that what happened to Simon Weston?
Can anyone give me a lift to Hull?
(

Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

"it's so good I put my face on it"
who's was that?
(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)

although I preferred the possibilites of
mork calling...
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

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