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Arg...
Just got my 2nd year University results. Mostly IIii and III. That would be okay, but most all of my friends are going to be getting IIi and firsts.

/depressed over not that big a deal blog
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:31, archived)
Don't worry
your McDonald's stars are more valuable.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:33, archived)
Meh
University is overrated, everyones got a degree these days.

Having a criminal record is where its at right now, employers want can do people
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:33, archived)
Ach bollocks to it
It's a learning curve - you'll find that about 6 months before you finish it'll all seem a lot clearer. And if you do a dissertation you really enjoy that makes everything loads of fun too :D

'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)

before after
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)
No because
you'll have forgotten it all by then and have a completely unrelated job to concentrate on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:37, archived)
kinda
except, for me there were one or two things that i only understood a few months after graduating when it finally dawned on me what the hell the lecturers where trying to explain.

luckily, i still passed the exams though.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)

Ach Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:38, archived)
You're so right
*begs forgiveness*


Aye right, cock off :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)
Hoots mon!

(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:40, archived)
Ach nooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:46, archived)
Jings!
I work with a scotswoman who regularly uses "jings!" as an exclamation. It's like living in The Beano.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:47, archived)

Aye absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:42, archived)
In the absence of Robin
I feel obliged to point out the historical and literary precedence of "aye" over "yes" ... but I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:45, archived)
Ah in fairness
I'm a born and bred southerner but I've used 'Aye' for years. Although that's probably over exposure to fantasy books and sword & sorcery films.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:46, archived)
You do amuse me you conan luvver:p

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:48, archived)
Some people spend their third years cramming and working like bastards
and they generally improve a grade or two. I spent mine getting utterly cunted and got the same as I was expecting.

The difference between IIi and IIii for most jobs (unless you want to do postgrad or study-specific work) is pretty negligible anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:40, archived)
this
there are three kinds of employer:
the kind that doesn't care if you have a degree,
the kind that wants everyone to have a first,
the kind that takes everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)
yeah
I worked out, provided I do pretty well next year (yeah right, with this website grabbing my every waking hour) I could pull into a IIi....
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:54, archived)
That t-shirt stall pic on the fp is doing the rounds;
my mum just sent it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)
You are so last night
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)
I got it
before I saw it on b3ta, that's a first.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)
This could possibly mean

someone is lying thieving bastards covering up their sources?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:29, archived)
Could be
but Sick Boy (who claims to have made it) is a regular and has done lots of good stuff, so he gets the benefit of the doubt. Plus I don't think it made the FP straight away.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:31, archived)
me too
although when I got it I immediately checked the piccie board
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:32, archived)
Yes
I was sent that picture and 3 others within hours of the bid being announced yesterday (they may well all have been from b3ta - I don't look at the board so can't tell)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)
Yup.
My little bro sent it to me last night.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:31, archived)
*yawn*
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:22, archived)
*fills your gaping maw with dead birds*
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)

argh! you bastard!

*spits feathers*

*goes to get a nice strong coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)
'ning sweetie
I can't yawn :( it hurts too much
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)
help me
i think i am dead. Should I, or shoud I not eat my egg and bacon sandwich? Will it cure my hangover?

oh and ning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:46, archived)
Eat it
Just eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:47, archived)
You are michael jackson
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:48, archived)

michael jackson Weird Al Yankovich
aicmfp
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)
To my shame
you are right. I'd forgotten who it was that did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:58, archived)
Ham on,
Ham on,
Ham on wholewheat, alright!

/wrong song

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:59, archived)
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda

/best way song ;)

'ning, hows tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:04, archived)
All's well!
Counting down the days till I leave (2!), but dreading Saturday's appointment with the mortgage adviser (so many numbers!). Had some good news though - the Moat Housing Group will only be redeeming their precentage of the market value of our home, not the sale price, so thats £10k that they can't touch!

How about you? How's the lovely* mrs mike?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:07, archived)
leaving b3ta?
why? (been out of the loop for too long, but assumes something to do with moving house?)

The lovely mrs mike is not too bad, was in hospital week before last for 4 days due to loss of appetite and weight caused by her blood/sugar levels or some such thing being out of kilter.
She's ok now, but the Midwife has told her to get signed off work for a couple of weeks to take things easy and see how things progress.
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)
Leaving my job (on Friday) and starting a new one (a week on Monday),
so will be giving b3ta a rest whilst I settle in and make them think that I am hard working and efficient! House is sold (subject to contract and all that, but it's all moving along nicely) and offer made on a new one (3-bed, mid terrace, v.nicely kept). mrs munch has decided that if she doesn't like her new job, I should knock her up after the first year (this is increasingly likely, as we're buying the house to settle down in, and she wants kids before she's 30).

Fingers crossed for mrs and mini mike!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)
hard working and efficient? pfft!
I give you a week tops before you come back into the fold.
Kids are the bestest, a mini monster munch would be cool. All the best boarders are in the process of having babies ;)

and cheers, will pass on the regards to my wife "some random bloke on the interweb who calls himself after a maize based snack sends his regards, he's perfectly nice though, honest"
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:22, archived)
*appears*
*runs accross the plains*
*vanishes*
/perfectly normal

Somehow, I doubt I'll be gone for very long, unless my new boss happens to be a font of crap jokes and tries to bum me at every opportunity...
The idea of kids still makes me nervous, but I am getting more and more broody* of late (and taking an interest in other people's sprogs), as is the mrs, so it's probably inevitable (we've worked out names, too!).

*Disclaimer: may mistake broody for horny, and vice versa.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:29, archived)
Tell you what
why I don't I just come round and wake you up at 4 in the morning by screaming. Routinely puke all over you and any possessions you like, crap myself with a look of ineffable satisfaction every few hours and you can give me about £50 a week for the privilege?

I can't see why anyone suddenly thinks "oh. my life's pretty nice and sorted at the mo - let's fuck it up".

/not very keen on kids
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)
Other than the £50/week, I assumed that you already did that.
Perhaps, uou should be a sex education module?
Teacher: "Right, kids, we've looked at the various methods of contraception, but it's also important for you to know what could happen if you don't use any. Basically, you'll get one of these."
*enter Fenris*

I'm sure you'd be enough to put anyone off!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:40, archived)
Thank you so much :P
You could be right though
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)
I see it as being better to have them whislt you're young(ish)
then when they are old enough to look after themselves you still have the rest of your life to enjoy. (say from 40 onwards)
Rather than having a life then stopping in your early 30's till your 50.

actually, this won't apply to you if you say you're just not keen on kids. Must learn to read all of the posts.
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:42, archived)
It would suit me to retire at around the same time that they left home,
so I could probably put it off until I'm in my mid-40s (I might even be able to afford them by then!). Of course, this isn't going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:49, archived)
you really want to be 55 when you are kicking around a football with a 10 year old?*
When the bun in the oven turns 10 I will be 35 (touch wood etc.) which I think will be the best age for interaction (the other two will be 14 and 13)


*prepares for hilarious strike through gag
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:54, archived)
Thanks to future advances in medical science,
I will be in peak physical condition by the time I'm 55.

Hmm, perhaps not! Anyway, like I said, it's not going to happen that way - I'll have at least one* within the next 5 years, I should think.

*Dylan, if it's a boy, Millicent for a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)
Millicent? never heard of that name before. Different, I'll give you that, and definately a grower
Dylan I like.
We have only picked a girls name, Kayleigh. Boys we have no idea, maybe Tennessee.
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:06, archived)
Caleb is our reserve choice for a boys name.
Millicent is after Millicent Fawcett, the inventor of the kitchen sink renowned feminist.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:11, archived)
Caleb makes me think of the wee boy from American Gothic, too spooky
I quite like Seth as a name, after the character in The Regulators by Richard Bachman, except one of my "real life friends" has a cat with that name
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:16, archived)
Call your son Junior,
but let him think that his name is Seth. Only tell him the truth when he's a world famous archeologist, who has just thwarted the Nazi's latest plan.

Caleb was the boy from American Gothic!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)
arf!
I think this thread has gone on long enough (1.5 hours since the start of it, eek!)
off for a fag now, and escape from all the posts about London (not that I'm heartless, just that I would rather hear updates on the radio, not be subjected to a whole board about it, where is the bumming?)
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)
*Footnote goes here
edit: Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:12, archived)
Oops,
an errant star!
I shall leave it in, to save you from looking foolish.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:13, archived)
I think you should
arrange a b3ta housewarming* party.

*sphincterwarming
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:14, archived)
Aha, there is the missing footnote

and interesting footnote to describe his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:15, archived)
mmmmmm. sphincterwarming
;)
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)
How do chap
I've not seen you since the picnic in Edinburgh. I was worried that we'd* scared you off :P

*I'd
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:22, archived)
of course you didn't*
We're fine (except see above post). Just been bust at work, and finding no time available to be here. Lurked very occaisionally, but my workload has calmed itself, so I'm back :)


*n't
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)
Grand :)
Well in the last 10 days I've been best man on a stag night, had an interview, got the job, moved house, rowed with 2 of my old flat mates and finally got settled and unpacked in my new place!

I'm sure I've bored all this lot with my whinging and bragging :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:29, archived)
unpacked in 10 days?

You are carrier bag man, AICMFP.
No man can unpack his porn and CD collection and file it neatly in alphabetical order AND find places for socks and pants all within 10 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)
All my unpacking was done
on Sunday, Monday & Tuesday nights. It did take quite a long time to casually yet asthetically arrange all my books though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)
Congratumalations on the job, any chance you can find me one?
moving house is a bitch, we have vowed not to do it again for a long long time.
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)
I really hate moving
I think if this goes tits up I'll just stay there until they evict me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)
All the luxury strap-ons
have built-in heater units for a chilly night's dogging.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)
"Oh you look cold love,
let's get something warm inside you" is still one of my favorite but sadly ineffectual chat-up lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)
Better than
"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)
Arf :)

"Can I smell your pussy?"
"No!"
"Oh sorry, it must be your breath then"


I don't pull very often...
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:31, archived)
Schmooooooooth!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:33, archived)
Okay.
I'll arrange it at my old house, as a surprise for the new owners.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where we drank champagne and it tasted like Coca Cola
C-o-l-a, cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

That should be the b3ta official bumming song.

Edit/ To my everlasting embarassment I sung along to that for years and years before it suddenly dawned on me it was about ladyboys.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)
to join you in embarassment.....
it was only this year I think that I actually listened closely to the words and realised the true meaning of the song.
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)
It's the line
"I know what I am, I'm a man I'm a man and so's Lola" that gave it away, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)
that's the cookie
but you know how it is, a song's playing in the background and you don't really pay attention to what they are singing.
I did not have a copy of it to call my own till this year, so only ever heard it as background (i.e. on the radio)
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)
nah. The Doug Anthony All Stars do a much better one
song called Sailors Arms, lyrics here

www.geocities.com/tangawarra/daasong4.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)
That must be to a different tune though

the lyrics are good (from a hetro point of view) (honest)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)
yes, it's their own song
with their own tune. DAAS are rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)
a ha

you were wrong

ner ner na ner ner
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:56, archived)
'ning
I barely survived through a honey sandwich. now I need to face the horror that is ibuprofen syrup

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:48, archived)

ibuprofen syrup a strangers spluff
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:49, archived)
stopit
it's bad enough with Mr V comparing it like that
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:50, archived)
Honey sandwich?
Eugh, sounds vile.
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:49, archived)
it's about all I can manage at the moment
it took ages to eat and it was soooo painful :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:50, archived)
ill or hungover?

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:51, archived)
ill
I don't get hungover
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:52, archived)
oh dear.
*offers warm blanket*
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)
ive had one of them.
it was ok. I will brave the second...

and this, www.b3ta.com/talk/622171 are they just moving in, or getting engaged?
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:50, archived)
well, this kinda answers that
www.b3ta.com/talk/622176
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:51, archived)
Maybe
i should actually read things. Might help
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:53, archived)
DON'T EAT IT

STOP! STOP! STOP!

DO NOT EAT THE SANDWICH!

IT WILL NOT, I REPEAT, WILL NOT CURE THE HANGOVER!
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)
Your too late!
Its all gone. Was ok actually. But my hangover has just decided to kick in with full effect. Im not sure if I will last the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:01, archived)
What about her too late?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)
your all gay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)
I just had to blow dry my trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:05, archived)
I pay a woman to do that for me

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:06, archived)

dry
trousers mother

/save you the bother
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:07, archived)

mother load all over the disabled children chained up in my basement
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)
Interesting.
Im wearing the same clothes that I had on yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:07, archived)
You can get a SAGA-discount
on incontinence pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)
I've been in work 4 minutes
and am already chortling (if that's not a word, it is now)!

And I get my broadband fitted today, 1mb of lovely fat bandwidth with no one but me to use it for £9.99 a month. Bliss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)
!!!NORKS!!!

(oYo)




hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:18, archived)
Teehee!
heeheheehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:25, archived)
*place face between*
*wobbles*

blblblblblblblblblblblblblblbl.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:26, archived)
on the night out
to mark me and Mr V moving out of our first shared flat, the landlord's son (who also lived in the flat) did that to me, saying he'd always wanted to do it. he usually called me an old trout though
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:35, archived)
This site (oo-oo)
Is comin' like a ghost site
All the jokes are gone
(Too much fighting on the talk board)

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:03, archived)
'ning 'ning 'ning

I fancy some Bovril on toast, anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:05, archived)
how can you even think of things like that at this time in the morning
I want a reeses pieces sandwich with peanut butter and lime marmalade...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:10, archived)
Filthy bint
Reeses Pieces are snacks for people who aren't allowed out of the care home to find out about real food.

/not a big fan :P
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:18, archived)
Just had to google

Reeses Pieces, hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:20, archived)
Not
Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:25, archived)
what's not good?
Reeses Pieces?
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:27, archived)
This ^
Bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:29, archived)
o i c

do they sell them in UK? Never seen 'em
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:33, archived)
Gooooooooooooooooooood Morning!

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:06, archived)
Gooooooooooooooooooooood Morning Yemen!
*Rockin' from the delta to the PLO*
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:13, archived)
Arf!
I'm off to Parliament today!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:24, archived)
You're off to see a funk band?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:30, archived)
Arf!
No.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:43, archived)
How's your back?
Still swollen?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:14, archived)
No
I now look incredibly pock-marked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:24, archived)
Ning
my lord:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:12, archived)
Wotcher
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:29, archived)
Not so bad:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:37, archived)
Ning!
*spluffs over your face and tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:18, archived)
Thanks,
I needed that.

*uses your shirt as a towel*

*leaves Turin Shroud-style print on your back*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 8:28, archived)
hello, hello, hello, what's this then?

*does a comic police bob*
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 6:18, archived)
*masturbates furiously*
What're you doing up so early?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 6:33, archived)
Hubby gets up at six
so I do too...
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 7:13, archived)
'cor blimey Guvnor
you got me bang to rights!

morning
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 6:33, archived)
Woop! Woop!
Dat's da sound of da po-lice!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 6:57, archived)
E
vening.

Or absurdly early morning to you Brits.
(I helped save b3ta! Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 5:38, archived)
Afternoon.
/Aussie
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 5:40, archived)
Eh?
/Canadian
(I helped save b3ta! Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 5:41, archived)
*makes joke involving 'aboot'*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 5:44, archived)
"often times"

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 6:58, archived)
Morning!
What a lovely day!

/hasn't even looked out of a window yet, or wearing her glasses for tht matter
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 6:20, archived)
Hull. Hell.
Same thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 1:36, archived)
for
one of them you actually need to be dead to get to, the other one is where the devil lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 1:47, archived)
On the train from Kings X on Monday,
I told the conductor that a ticket to Hell had been ordered for me by my mum. She laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 1:54, archived)
your
mum laughed or the conductor ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 2:03, archived)
Both.............

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 2:19, archived)
WWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAA
/overdramatic drunken entrance/immediate exit
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:47, archived)
*replies*

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)
*points out some insignificant but niggling inadequacy in your reply*



*fucks off to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 1:16, archived)
this probably won't get seen by either of the parties concerned
but congrats to badger and wicca. I wish you the best of luck in your life together.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:45, archived)
was some news announced tonight?
what did i miss?
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)
this:
www.b3ta.com/talk/622171
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:51, archived)
'kinell
i hope they have a lovely time together.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:53, archived)
indeed
now i'm going to bed for i can't hardly stand up
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:54, archived)

neither can i, but i'm not so sure where i[m sleeping yet.

i may also go out or some horrile cheap late night food yet.

edit: fuck, even the late chippie was shut. *goes hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:56, archived)
I concur
as much as I can, happy stories like this make me smiley
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:53, archived)
possibly cock of glass but what the hey
goodnight folk

gablotka.box.net.pl/iraq.JPG
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:31, archived)
what th hell is weegee?

(Cyrus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 1:03, archived)
A small horse?

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)
how do i tell what kind of DVD writer i have (+ or -)
and what kind if DVDs do i need to buy for it...


or could someone just point me in the direction of a website that will help me with this instead?
(Cyrus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)

It'll no doubt be both.
Whats the make/model?
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)
im just looking for any info on this i can find....
i want to save by buying in bulk..... and it would be bad to buy a bulk of dvds i cant use...

im not sure of the model. i was hoping there was some way to tell using system info or something.

E:okay i think its "SONY DVD RW DW-D26A"

E2:okay, it looks like it can do both, but what kind of DVDs do i need then.... ive heard that one is cheap and burns slow and one is expensive and burns fast, is this true?
(Cyrus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)
I've heard that
DVD-Rs are more widely supported...

I've always valued www.svp.co.uk/ for media :)
(I helped save b3ta! cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:42, archived)
you need t o buy adult DVDs as they are more fun to watch

On my computer you do this;

Go to the blue apple in the top left corner. Click on it and select 'About This Mac'. Then chose 'More Info' to get the complete listing of all hardare and firmware and software installed.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:10, archived)
or to buy adult videos
use the "internet" to "find" what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)
sage advice

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:16, archived)
I wish I were a praying mantis
She'd have eaten my head a year ago and I wouldn't be the mess I am tonight.

Congratulations to Badger and Wicca with a side order of bitter emotional envy.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)
this

(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)
even better, she may have eaten your head every night
for the last year
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)
Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)
A year and 3 days for me.
It's unusual for me to think about her in that context anymore but, you know, causation and so on.

www.b3ta.com/talk/622697
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)
Yeah. Well, bringing the subject back to me
We never really split up, she just went back to Amurickey, with some definite understanding that she'd be back when her degree finished.
I can do the waiting thing and she can't. This means, basically, I still think of her as my girlfriend.
Spoke to her on the phone, and found out she's just moved in with new boy.
Knife in gut.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)
Good grief, man
you waited a whole year?

I would have been fucking the first thing in a skirt I came across after a month. Never rely on women.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:14, archived)
Oh, I've done that
and was happy for her to.
I just didn't expect either of us to get into a proper relationship, and don't think I could now if I wanted to. (Er, and if anyone else wanted to.)
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)
I agree very much so
Badger and Wicca'd, I miss something?
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:29, archived)
They are getting married
b3ta.com/talk/622171
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:34, archived)
After eating a lot of Sugar Puffs..
... you urine starts to smell of them.

100% fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)
I think this is a "power of suggestion" thing,
my urine often smells of Sugar Puffs but I've not eaten them since I was about 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)
I haven't eaten Sugar Puffs in 27 years
anyway, I'm taking my horny bits off to bed to think about Richard Hammond, most of the cast of Buffy and Malchick

night night folks
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)
Night darling.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)
I don't eat sugar puffs,
but my we smells of them every now and again
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:03, archived)
shitting fuck!
a moth just suddenly flew into my screen then looped around and tried to get into my ear. then it fluttered across my face and (hopefully) fucked off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:40, archived)
calm down
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(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)
in a transit!

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)
chucking tvs out the back of a transit!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*rubs hands at the memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)
Kill it.
I have a habit of trying to swat insects off my screen with my cursor.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)
I do that.
I have been known to try and pick things up by using the mouse in especially spacey moments, too. Or to move the cursor onto the TV to point to things.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)
i tend to swat them with paperwork

and then regret it for the rest of the evening. Trying to work out if that smudge is a carcass or part of the page layout.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:46, archived)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)
I have a trackball and a mouse on the desk
both wireless, I grab whichever I find easiest, and I have just got a new ugly phone that I keep grabbing and swirling round the wondering why the cursor is stuck. Look at it and you will see the confusion.

www.mobile-review.com/articles/2004/image/v635/v635.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)
a moth?

call the exterminators now. Moths are deadly, have you seen the size of moth balls? If they fuck you in the ear, you stay fucked.

You had a lucky escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)
that's how they know they're old enough to fly
their balls drop


off
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:45, archived)
Needs more work.

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)
6/10
see me after school
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)
If it really scared you
you'd write in CAPITAL LETTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)
AAAARRRGHHHH
I'm still in work and it's 12.30 here in Holland.
This is not the windmills and vice extravaganza I was promised. :(

Anyone get up to anything interesting today?
(thisismyclone, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)
Got rejected by a girl. Again.
Got drunk. Again.
It rained. Again.
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)
*hugs*
*offers sympathy*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)
Thank ooo
*snuggles*
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)
Harsh
think she's worth the fuss?
(thisismyclone, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)
I raelly think she is
Kinda got together on saturday night, found out today she has a boyfriend of 2 and a half years
(this is the 3rd girl on the trot whos been interested in me but has had a boyfriend, I think I attract them for some reason)

Zhe's absolutely stunning, and I find myself grinning like a loon when I talk to her

She's lully
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)
Ah, the lesser-known "Z" spelling of "she" there.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)
Might I direct your attention towards the 2nd line of above post
*sips guinness*
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)
Same girl rejected you again,
or you've just been rejected in general again?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)
seems to be a familiar pattern on this board

boy meets girl, girl kicks boy in nuts.

Or boy meets boy, and bumming ensues almost instantly.

Perhaps there is a message for us all somewhere in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:41, archived)
That all b3tans are unattractive to the opposite sex
and shouldn't really put in the effort because it's not worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)
I though the message might have been

if you want sex without sore nuts, bum the nearest male.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)
nonsense
you're cuter than Richard Hammond
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)
Hm, well, everyone round these parts seems to disagree.
I've never had a real-life admirer before. I only got Zoe through coercion, for all the good it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)
I thought you were a Tim man

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)
I think you're stunningly gorgeous
from what I've seen

mind you, I've always had an odd taste in men ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)
Erm, thank you
for that backhanded compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)
if I make it to the Reading bash
you'll know cos I'll either be too flustered to speak to you properly (which is the more likely) or I'll launch myself at you for a massive hug and possibly a quick fondle too
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)
Aww, cheers.
I'll huggle you either way.

The ex (right)...here too.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)
differant girl
I don't mean to come accross maudlin, I'm usually happy as larry
I just have absolutely shit luck with the ladies, despite being a lovely person, and not disgustingly ugly (even if i do say so myself)(
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)
well where's the photographic evidence
and we'll tell you if you're disgustingly ugly or not
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)
The most recent photo of me is 3 years old (100% fact)
I'll get one taken and add it to my profile miss
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:57, archived)
good boy

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)
No.
Absolutely nothing.

*sigh*
I can't help but feel there's something I could be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:32, archived)
got up, did a little work, went to the library
had to email my supervisor cos the library wont let me take out videos. thats about it. No windmills.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:32, archived)
coughed alot.
snotted alot.
kick ass at karate alot.
now i'm off to bed na night xxx
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)
right
i'm off to bed, anyone want to come?
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)
me
(with Willow, Tara, Oz, Spike, Angel, Xander and definitely definitely Giles)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)
oh my goodness!
no sleep tonight, by the way Trev says can we invite Faith over?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)
ooooh YES!
I forgot about her
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:32, archived)
I didn't!
*Have you seen Jay & Silent Bob strike back?*
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)
seen it??
I drool over it! I *need* a leather outfit like that. Kevin Smith is sex in a leather trenchcoat too
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)
mmmmmm
Toady outta neighbours........
right i'm off to bed with that, na night xxx
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)
heh I'd forgotten about him
yeah, he's cute. RICHARD HAMMOND too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)
ANYA!
ANYA! ANYA! ANYA! ANYA! ANYA! ANYA! ANYA! ANYA! ANYA!
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)
BUNNIES AREN'T AS CUTE AS EVERYBODY SUPPOSES
THEY GOT THEM HOPPY LEGS AND THOSE TWITCHY LITTLE NOSES
(DeletedDeleted, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 2:59, archived)
No ta,
I'm having a Baileys and playing San Andreas.


Hang on...you're not my girlfriend...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)
no
but you sound like my husband

*mutter grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)
When I save anything as a gif,
unless it's made only of the basic eight or so colours, it goes all pixelly and 'orrible. Good for optimisation if I wanted to make a big gif, but not good for small things like buttons and avatars.

Is there a way to stop this? It does it every time in Paint. I'd use GIMP, but I can't get the gif-saving extension to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)
CIIJASIIE

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)
Wossat?
I missed that one when everyone was explaining the abbreviations.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)
cover it in jam and spunk in its eye

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)
Ho ho.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)
I just went to see Sin City
although the start time was 8:20 and when i arrived in at *:27 expecting to see a shit load of adverts, i had missed part of the film.
If anybody has seen it, what happened before the "SIN CITY" title came up?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)
Adverts.
What's the strat time? Atmospheric?
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)
yeah something like that
*puts of security man by quoting Taxi Driver*


I love spaced
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)
H-O-P-P-E-R

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)
josh harttnet kills a lady in a red dress

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)
You miss the guy at the end, who talks to the girl in the lift,
killing someone on a balcony while he talks in a way that sounds like he loves her.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you
*fucking cinema*

ace film if you I love over stylised violence.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

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