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I think I have just mentally scarred my son
I went upstairs and checked in on him (as you do).

He had a coy of FHM in his bed and was quite happily looking at a partially clad Pamela Anderson. He's six.

He was mortified that he had been caught out, leering at the ladies. He was possibly more excruciatingly embarassed when I didn't shout, but sat down on his bed and explained that it was perfectly normal to be curious (a la Eugene Levy in American Pie)

Six is a bit young though isn't it?

Can I have some male opinions please?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)
probably not a sexual thing, just curiosity

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)
I'm worried that
he thought it was something he should be ashamed of.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:38, archived)
well fhm is as good as porn to kids
and you'd never want a parent walking in while your looking at porn
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)
NO
As soon as kids become ashamed of a natural act that sex is, then it can become a problem. He will be fine. He is obviously curious. but that is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:40, archived)
Just as long as he doesnt get as curious as you




You filthy fuck
(r3load, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)
Indeed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)
*filths*

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)
make sure you point out the breasticles
and make sure kiddo learns that they are called "norks" no matter what anyone else says.


but yeah, you gotta see titties at some point, I wouldn't worry about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)
I think it's normal
I used to look at underwear catalogues when I was little, and it didn't do me any harm

*twitches*
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)
This ^
The Kays catalouge is every kids first "porn"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:41, archived)
yes, even with the massive knickers

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)
And that little glimps of nipple
or even a bit of pubic hair



*goes downsatirs to find Kays book*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)
not mine
I went to stay with my grandad when I was abour 6, and he had the "illustrated dictionary of sex" in the room I slept in. I opened it up to a page on genital piercing. Bastard.




/mentally scarred
(teasus likes tea, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)
Nope
Bring it on.

I remember me and childhood friend Jason looking at his Dad's porn collection at around 8-10 years old (very subtly hid at the bottom of the wash basket)
It was great, and I knew the female anatomy WAY too well by the time I ever even spoke to a girl.

Maybe goes some way to the fact that I'm such a perv now.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)
good
I don't want him thinking it is something 'dirty'.

The women in work were shocked when I said 'the only thing you have to worry about with boys is when to leave the strategic box of tissues in their bedroom'

My explanation?

'Well I have to wash his socks'
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:41, archived)
Be prepared when he is older to find the elusive
wank sock
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)
*shudders*
me and Badger have a plan to leave that sort of thing for his father to deal with :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:45, archived)
You did the right thing, as usual
*charms*
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:45, archived)
No i think you did the right thing
/reasuring "you are a good mother" style post.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)
give him some tips on masturbation
and tell him that adults fuck foxes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)
Thinking about London and Al Quaida.
I say have a war against all Muslims, just like WWII and the Jews.

That'll learn 'em.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)
Yes
because ALL Muslims feel this way about the "infidel"


/Sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:32, archived)
are you american?
or did you (a) miss the sarcasm of the original post or (b) try to double the sarcastic impact?
(teasus likes tea, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:12, archived)
cheesebread seeks girlie.
must have pulse.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)
I am also in this situation.
*hates self*
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)
Lightbulbs are shit
I vote for candles
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)
i'd be happy
with that cos then we would have no moths
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:22, archived)
What's a moth?
Surely you mean DEVIL HELL-SPAWN
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)
as a matter
of fact, them is exactly what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)
I read that as
"then we would have no mouths"
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)
AARGH!
I fookin' hate moths. they scare the shit out of me. For some reason.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)
bah, give everyone a set of IR goggles,
more environmentally friendly*

*ignoring the pollution from producing and packaging them
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)
So.
Did the army ever show up in London? The TV promised it, but then I got bored. Well, I was already bored, but I got excited by the idea of soldiers running around shouting, or just standing around looking hard.
(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)
no, but there's talk of recalling police from around G8, and replacing them with soldiers,
which would make interesting TV if protestor get argy
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)
I was in the Air Corp
They gave me guns to shoot with, bullets and everything

I was 15
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:22, archived)
Eh I was in the air corp too!
And I was only 13 when they gave me guns and bullets. Ok, it was only 15 rounds, and it was on a proper range and everything but I still got to play with an L98. :)
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)
Observation
TV is on in background with no sound. Looked up at London bomb coverage to see an enormous man with huge wide shoulders put his arm protectively round a woman.
I thought at that moment, when I am next on the tube, I am going to look for and stand behind a man like that. He could absorb a lot of blast.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)
But if he couldn't find a handrail thing to hold onto
and fell over, you'd be crushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)
but
if you fell on him, then you could bouce back up and run away
(miniuzi, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)
Yep
Utterly disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)
This is a bit odd.
www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3141815
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)
Too much of words.
Summarise, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)
Chinese videogaming sweatshops
work 12 hours a day for 150$ a month harvesting gold on World of Warcraft, watching a bunch of macros do what they're programmed to do and fending off other players or looking alive for GMs.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)
how freakin weird
perhaps thats the ever mysterious stage 3 before stage 4's profit
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)
So it's now
3) Use 100s of sweatshops in China
4) Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:07, archived)
Don't you just hate....
...the fact that you never thought of doing that.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)
I wlked past a TV and noticed Big Bother is on
When the twin towers was attacked the USA version beamed the coverage into the house.
Did tehy do the same for the UK lot? I haven't been watching any of it but I was interested what they would do.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)
Your spelling is pants.
Are you slightly drunkened?
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)
Sadly not drunk yet

I am working at it. It's either a case of lack of alcohol or multi-tasking and not looking up when I type.
I am editing an audio production on 2 computers and sneaking into here far too often.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)
I hope they don't,
unless one of the housemates' relatves has been killed, then they maybe should tell them.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)
but in a really insensitive way
perhaps they could use some of the b3ta pics from earlier
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)
What is most interesting to me
is that the numbers being bandied about on 11/9 started off at 40,000 (the full capacity of the building) and fell steadily to the final total (I believe 2863).
Here, they were claiming 2 for ages, even though there were reports and photos of a bus being totally destroyed, four bombs, etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)
That's because
Americans are easily whipped into a hyserical panic and Brits like to pretend everything's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)
they didn't tell them

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)
I've got to go to bed,
it'll take some warming up, it's a mini bit cold here!

'Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)
*dives under duvet*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)
HAH.
I went one better, with WIND.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)
*dives under duvet*
*farts*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)
nighty night
you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)
I take it this is a pisstake...
www.petitiononline.com/hahazone/petition.html
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)


























CRACKERJACK!!!!!!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)
ooooh
i could crush a grape etc.

stu fucking cunting francis
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)
the theme tunes was released as a single
I have it
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)
you
would.....
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)
I am not terribly proud of the fact

I need help more likely
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)
but your site
is for all kindsa stuff like that - you SHOULD be proud
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)
That reminds me
I don't suppose you'd have a copy of the baked beans advert from the early 90s that went - and I realise this isn't much to go on - "diddly bop a di-do"?
An argument needs settling at work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)
There was music from the south african group
to a Heinz Beans advert. Black African Mmbatho or whatever it is.
I have that. Is this what you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)
no, I don't think so
I have the Ladysmith Black Mambazo one.
Never mind, I shall continue feeling that my memory deceives me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)
I also have a poor quality recording of
A million housewives everyday
Pick up a tin of beans and say
[insert your version here]
beanz meanz heinz
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)
ladysmith
black mambazo?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)
Don't knock Stu.
He was my idol.





When I was about 5.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)
yes
www.infowars.com/articles/world/uk_subway_bombing_who_gains.htm
have a thingy
(glenbo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)
Shh!

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)
correct
it's neither friday nor five to five

do we look like assembled rows of cub scouts to you

well, do we
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)
I don't know
but I'd like to be molested by the scoutmaster.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)
I went round to my friend's house
to see if he wanted to go to the pub.
I then found out that his mum had a heart attack on Monday.
I am sad.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
sounds like he should go
booze is the answer to all ailments.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
Oh dear.
*cuddles for you and some to pass on*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
Poor lad could do with a drink.
Seriously. Same thing happened to a mate of mine. What did we do? Go straight down the pub of course.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)
^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)
My mate is a big drinker,
he is probably getting drunk enough on his own with his dad and brother. Plus they are all very very tired since monday.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)
Just keep your phone on
and ask if he wants to go out is what I'd do. I hope it all works out well
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)
How many people here
are children of 1977? There seem to be quite a few of us...

edit: some nonsense about upbringing & coincidence

edit2: July 17th - yarr
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)
1978...
*feels young again*
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)
nope sorry
1979 here
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)
I am - 25th april 1977
28 years young. cock still like an acorn average sized cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)
Got ten on yer
1967
.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
1980
It was all shit before then
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)
fuck off
1980 was when it got shit
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
More gingers in '79 though

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
of which i am one
which is why it was a fucking great year!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
Arf:)
Im orf to bed.... i imagine i shall see you in the morning:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
night night
/mwah
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
this
my wee bro was born then
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
Me me me!
Born 15th March, 1977. Do I win a prize? :)
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)
yes!
have this rubber cucumber!
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)
oh,can't i have that instead
?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)
I've got a catering pack
help yourself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
*snogs*
you absolute star :D
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
Hmmm...
Saves cucumber for 'later'.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
YOU SHARE THE SAME BIRTH DATE AS ME!111111!!!!!

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
Cool! Dat is teh bestest!! LOL!!!
Don't tell me you were born in the City Hospital in Nottingham as well, 'cos that would be too weird! :)
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
Me.
19th February 1977.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)
September 10th 1977
It was a sad day for pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
But the making of a millionaire
/Greggs

*thinks positively*
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
This is true
also Ginsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
GINSTERS ARE EVIL
With their shitty plastic-wrapped pies! I would burn Mr. Ginster, his pastry is far inferior to even Morrisons Bettabuy
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)
I agree
but they are handily available in service stations
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
dude,
you have serious pie issues
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
This is a serious issue,
you're just like the rest of them, you just don't understand..
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
i just
dont understand, i know *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
*nibbles on Morrisons traditional cornish*
would you like a bit?..

*passes*
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
thanks hon
but i'll pass - im off teh pies and on teh diet


god damn do i miss teh pies though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
1986 - the best year ever

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
Nah, 1977 was teh bestest.
We had The Sex Pistols then.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
definitely ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
And Marc Bolan
and Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
Yay

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
didn't they cease to exist in that year?

1976 was the hottest, driest, longest summer on record. Could suggest that a lot of nobbing occured out doors. 9 months later - b3ta baby boom.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
and there
is our answer
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
this
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
lies!
1987 for the win!
(Lord Gibbon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
'89
You old gits.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
1990,
you old git.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
'91
*feels young*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
Awww!
*ruffles your hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
Apparently Michael Jackson likes to feel the young as well.
Obvious response
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
He was found not guilty,
so apparently he doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)
1970 myself
30 on the millenium, arse.
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
pah, youngsters!
the lot of you!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
1970
a good year indeed
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
A good vintage.
All of the years after that appear to have produced vinegar from all of the bitterness.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
mememememeemmeemememememememememe
26 november 1977!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
ooooh
If I'd have uncorssed my legs that would have been Reece's birthday :)

(Obviously not in 1977 though)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
hurrah - we need a club!
or maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
'76 here
A very good year (or two)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
my wife was born in 1978
does that count?

I wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
err
yes? Probably
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
1981
Yeeay! Am teh youngerer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
ME!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
12th July '77
hang on, how did i end up on the talk board?

*re-ajusts glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)
The worst cocktail ever?
I've just looked for this foul cocktail. Thank god it doesn't exist! I bet there's some fucking foul ones on this site though.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
anything containing advocaat will be fouler

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)
What does Advocaat taste of?
I've had it a couple of times, but I must have been completely pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
lawyers



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)
memories of drinking as a child say lemon curd and goats

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
don't know what it tastes of but
there are hints of orange with a blue nose
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
Yellow

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
This
and that down there has made me remember. Bleah >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
see?
www.b3ta.com/talk/625575
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)
it tastes of
'bleah'
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
cardboard

(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)
Dont you dare foul mouth alcohol
How else would us men find English wimmin attractive?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

opium.poppies.org/index.php?act=ST&f=3&t=4227&
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)
you don't need to find English women
attractive though
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)
Because he buys Korean women off of websites?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)
True
Because Scottish women are far superior to the filthy dregs that are englism women
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)
To be fair
you HAVE to say that. I've seen Bunny pisssed off, and it scared the bejesus out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)
Not me
Women are just amusing when angry...us men allow it to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)
*laughs out loud*
*points*




*laughs more*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)
No really
As men we have the ultimate power of violence, take it too far and we have the power to beat the living crap out of you.

Fact
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
Not if you are tied down
with a sock on your cock matey.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
Why would that happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
no reason...








*texts bunny*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
*tells you to fuck off*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)
*licks eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/625591
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)
*tickles*

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/625591
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
*pinches cheeks*

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
Cock Matey?
I've not seen that one in the kids' bubble bath section
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
arf
to this
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
All men would need to do to take over a lady-run Britain
is put a spider and a rat in the houses of parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
pah!
what's to be scared of?

and you lot shit yerselves at the sight of a moth...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)
Maybe I do,
but still batter the shit out of it with a nearby copy of Edge
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)
Exactly
We allow women an illusion of power, but in reality they are subject to us not slapping the shit out of them
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
but actually they control you by
manipulating your generally higher sex drive.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
Not really
theres loads of women, a majority in fact, if one doesnt like it, the next will
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
hahahahahhahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahah


*breathes*


hahahahhahahahahahhhahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)
But its true
Take everything away and all you are left with is a weaker sex
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
i'm amazed you've ever had sex

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)
you see
you're trying to be controversial...yet I'm laughing at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)
No not controversial
Its a simple biological fact

edit: disprove me
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
oh dear
you are priceless, you really are, you soft arsed lump.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)
Im serious

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)
Men have a biological bent to being physically stronger than women
hence men's and women's catagorys in sport. I'm not sure that means they live in fear of us.

I don't even know why I'm posting here. This is clearly a private issue.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
Well
you are, of course, quite right.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
Makes a change...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
heh heh
you're a smug bastard you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
*pats on head*
of course you are dear, of course you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
*taps on shpulder*
have you seen my collection of diploma's in wado ryu stlye karate?

are you aware that i'll be going black belt soon?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)
*looks
sternly*

ahem, you said something?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
*puts spider on floor*

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
*kicks you in the
knackers*

*picks spider up, has a look at how cool it is - throws it outside with not a bother*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)
I can't believe you resorted to that >.<
You're very violent
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
i am
this is true - i have to make up for how short i am
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)
I've got deja vu

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/625616
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
*claps*
You made me really smile there :D

But kick me in the bollocks again and I'll be forced to find something you'd submit to..
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)
threats
promises, PAH! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)
Take a trip to Hebden Bridge
and witness the true fear of a female community..

Dungarees everywhere..

And me in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
i'm amazed
*Jaw drops*
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
this is very true

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)
I agree

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)
rohypnol,
and/or a large truncheon
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)
*makes some comment about Scots women*

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)
gin and coke should never be combined
in any way shape or form.


Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
tis a bugger to snort indeed

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)
I created this on my mates birthday:

Black Death

You need:


4 Shots of Absolut Vodka
1 Shot of the 100% pure alcohol drained off a frozen bottle of Absolut Pepper
2 Shots of Midori
2 Shots of Bols Raspberry Liqueur
2 Shots of Blue Curaçao

Champagne
One lime
Fresh Orange Juice
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
is currently drinking
this

www.wychwood.co.uk/wychwood_goliath.htm

but wishes he hadn't bought beer on the basis that it looked corny and was called mighty ale
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)
It's nice
and comes in a giant bottle. Proper beer is the best thing in the world, apart from norks and AC/DC gigs, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)
but combined
norks, ac/dc gigs and beer have the power to defeat the universe
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
Yes
this is very very true.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
I have another 4 bottles
anyone tempted?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)
Obscure beers...
My mate once had a bishops finger but the crown prosecution service ended up dropping the case!
(barzo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)
wow
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_July_2005_London_bombings
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
christ people have too much time

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
^this
with bells of disbelief on
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
Huzzaah!!
Is there anything more wonderful than the 'beep' of a new life beginning?
You unwrap it, look at yourself in the shiny upper side of its case.
Screw it carefully into the box and gently, tenderly match up the 'master' connector and the power cable.
You reattach the power cable, pray to various deities and press the 'on' button.
IT LIVES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
*snogs*
So you're back, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)
aye!!
totally new hard drive, clean install of Windoze... just frantically trying to download the programs that make my computer feel like home.
Thank God for broadband is all I can say... 28.6 Mb of nVidia drivers takes an age, Firefox won't install for some reason... but at least it boots :)

/120Gb of goodness blog
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)
/glomps!
hello you!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)
you have one of the longest tongues i have ever seen
human or animal.

please lick me


/stamp
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/612077
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
where did you see
my tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)
in your second film...
the one with the goats.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
not as good
as the fifth one with the zebra spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
good point.
you looked like you'd been in the shower and forgotten to rinse.

seriously...it's in your profile love :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)
meh!
so it is, i had forgotten - it isnt that long, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
looks useful to me.
if only i had a mimsy. i'd be your best mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)
pffft
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
and tongue studs
are great. *reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)
*glomps*
hey gorgeous...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)
hey lully
/missed you
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)
Hooray!
You're back! apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
alive?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
Your rampant rabbit is ok then?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
*dabs eye delicately with hanky*
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
sounds so erotic

(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
*passes cigar*
well done you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
That Blair Speech in full...
Click here (2.8mb WMV)
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)
speech on what?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
Punk and Jazz: Two Sides of a Coin (1977-1998)

(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)
The pope's dead
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

/ awaits the "hilarious" biting social commentary.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)
Not streaming for me.

(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
It's not meant to stream.
Download it all first.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
Right
Son is fed and watered, clothes are in the washer for my journey down to Suffolk tomorrow, and I am thinking of dying my hair.

Sadly the red has faded to something not akin to ORANGE. There was no red hair dye to be had in Stockport today, so it appears as though I will have to be dark haired this weekend.

It'll be GOTH WICCA'D.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)
heair dye?
You are Margo ICMFP

Edit: Sneaky bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)
TGMTFH

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)
Felicity Kendall in The Good Life,
gives me the raging horn.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)
I'd have her and Margot
together.

Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
I bet Jerry's a complete pervert.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)
i feel the need to redye my hair black tonight
it needs doing
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
I washed my dishes
And took the bins out

/Joining in on boring blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)
I know I am boring
but I have norks, and I generally have booze about my person.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)
and they are rather splendid norks
too


*reminisces fondly*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)
If you're getting married shouldnt you focus on the person you love?
And not random folk?

/Moralistic for a second
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)
Oh I am
he's just as fond of her norks as I am ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)
pffft!
thanks - *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)
You have norks AND beer?
Are you busy?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)
not at teh mo.....
it is teh vodka i have
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)
I don't like vodka unless it's mixed to destruction.

Is there a vodka cocktail that contains norks?

edit: P'raps..
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)
^this
about teh vodka - i may have to invent a cocktail just for you ;)

edit: pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)
D'you fancy a cherry bomber?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
well,
cherries are sexy....i'd adore one
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
*shakes*
*stirs*
*serves*
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)
I want a cherry bomber
and I want one NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
I therefore like you
more than him.

/fickle

;)
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)
You lanky cunt:)


*steals your wife*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)
*claims new for old on insurance*

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)
blimey i miss all the news
good luck to you and badger, i hope you are as happy as i and my mistress wife
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)
Thank you honey
I do expect you to break him at the housewarming, and of course on his stag night.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)
consider the job done
and done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
Now that I've got short hair again
I'm seriously considering dying it black.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

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