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# CHALLENGE SUGGESTIONS
Good morning folks - I am taking the challenge vote this morning. Here are a few suggestions to help get your brain running:

*Unexpectedly useful warnings my grandmother gave me (via thebeerboy)
*When the laws of physics pack up (via Dr Poppers)
*Lab Animals Win Prizes' - Gameshows that should exist (via badhorsey)

Have a think, suggest some stuff and I shall be back to do the vote in a little while.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Merge two films together
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Better reality TV shows
Invent a new form of transport
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Gotta be...
*When the laws of physics pack up (via Dr Poppers)
hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! PieJuice, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:35, archived)
# hows
about...sightings of dead celebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:35, archived)
#
cut both your feet off and take a picture
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Hows about the...
"Spend at least 15 minutes making an original funny, clever, silly or interesting image and post it here for our entertainment challenge?"
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:36, archived)
#
it'll never work.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
#
*starts googling for pictures of monkeys and George Bush*
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
# ooooooooo iPod
bet no-ones done any of them before
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Happy
B3ta burfday!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
# happy birthday!
ooo, hey, ive been looking for you!

Was it you who did the 'The day they paint a picture of an arsehole in a BMW is the day you can drive here' on a cycle lane pic? if so can I have the link to it, we just got a new colour printer in and I need to make sure its working alright ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/361103
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# thank you muchosly
muchososososssssolly
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Wasn't me
... wish it was, 'cause it is genius
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# You speak crazy talk
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# God's executive
toys.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:36, archived)
# I likes that
I does..
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
#
cue a million pictures of Newtons Cradles with Planets instead of ball bearings ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
#
*Commemorative Memorabilia
*What Nasa found on the moon and didnt tell us
*I never knew it did that!
*what happens to things when they travel at the speed of light
*The latest Royal Scandal
*Things I would have gotten away with if it wasn't for those pesky kids
*If everyone in the World was...
*Bionic Implants
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:36, archived)
# "After the revolution"
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Blummin' commie
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# You'll be first against the wall
*adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# thats
gonna need some long wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Ha!
That's what you think
*quashes rebellion*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# I'd prefer
to think he meant after the surrealist revolutions victory.

Guess it'd lead to some interesting political situations.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# You're a fan of Shaffer?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Honest Tourist Board adverts


(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
# *your first day in hell*
*pathetic magic tricks*
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
# *Happy Fathers day
*Americas' Funniest terrorist attrocities,
*New political parties
*ROBOTS!
*The most sickeningly fluffy picture imaginable!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
# alchohol and animals don't mix
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
# When Nuns go bad
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# I have a
video about that!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# There was a nuns challenge a while back I think
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# Oh yes so there was
Scratch that idea then.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# If real life was like a comic-strip
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Superb!
Get a lot of good hand drawn entries from people will real life shkills like bovine, as well as off the wall entries. Me Likey.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:21, archived)
# baby monsters :D
monsters going through puberty, monsters first dates
or robots or something to do with kittins
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Mmmm...
Godzilla as an angsty teenager..
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Got to be...
...laws of physics pack up "When Gravity Turns Bad"!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT - The wonderful world of Chas 'n' Dave
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# when the laws of physics pack up
times a million, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# New uses for tampons
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# that
new or used ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# That really
is quite manky, that is. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Speaking of used items ...
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:47, archived)
# quite wonderfully rank
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:50, archived)
# dear god
what have I started?

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# 'ning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# photoshop
a tapir.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Please please please please!
I've got my fingers crossed soooo hard for this I'm about to wee myself...

Why Tapirs are great:

Reason #1
Reason #2
Reason #3
Reason #4
Reason #5
Reason #6
Reason #7
Reason #8
Reason #9
Reason #10
Reason #11
Reason #12
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# #2 and #3 should be in 'things that make you go awwww'
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Characters from the sequel to Naked Lunch.


Actually, ignore that, that's a shit idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Rejected movie posters
please Mr Bob of Mystery.

Donkeys (i like the odd open ended one)



I got a gmail account now.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:41, archived)
# kind of been done....
www.b3ta.com/challenge/straighttovideo/
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Oh well
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
#
Medieval entertainment
Stuff the bible didn't tell you about Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:41, archived)
#
photoshop yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
#
or paintmash?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# that's even better
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# celebrity caricatures
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# hmm
hows about
"when things couldn't get any worse..."
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# That's a fuckin ace idea
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:15, archived)
# Roadkill Heaven
(or hell?)
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# *paintchop a man holding a blank sign*
(Heffer foiled, once again, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# *Big monsters Crush Cities
*I'm not Brian Blessed
*How to smoke
*That's the strangest place I've ever seen a pipe
*Superheros on their day off
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# "Comic Sans MS: New uses for the world's favourite font"
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# world
without blessed..who would replace him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Jonathan Rhys Davies, naturally
And if he's out, then Richard Branson in a fat suit.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:56, archived)
# How about
"What's that doing in my lunchbox?"
"Re-use a milkbottle top."
or
"What happens in the call centre on the bosses day off"
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# *ronald reagan's last wishes*
a bit late, but better late than never!
(Heffer foiled, once again, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:47, archived)
# Yay - great idea
and we could upset a nation .....
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Taunton Olympic Bid
Smalltown olympic bids
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
#
Monkey versus Robot
Dogs and Cats are boring - make some new pets
genetically modified farming - the next level
Right wing animals
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:49, archived)
# monkey vs robot
gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# What would happen if the BNP got into government
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# monty
python films that should of been or what peter sellers would of done had he not died.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Ooohhhh
extreme drinking - something im personally considering as a hobby...
(blingblong, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# a) "Mummy, why does God hate us so?"
b) "I am not an animal!"
c) I had a dream...
d) FISH!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Mummy, why does God hate us so?
This has to win.

Regards


God aka bblac.
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh!
I want Chav robots - Surely in the world of machines, they have the equivalent of chavs. Microwaves that insist on wearing sovvy rings, or vaccum cleaners that hang around on street corners drinking bucky.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:01, archived)
# how about
* innapropriate graffiti
* alternate endings to popular films
* novel uses for household appliances
(Frugle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:01, archived)
# .
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:23, archived)