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Happy B3taday, The Duke of Prunes!

Today, I'm having three slices of sausage roll, bridie and samosa b3taday cake, several cups of refreshing tea and 2 litres of Irn Bru. What are you having for lunch?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:28, archived)

FOOD

anything I can get my hands on

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mugatu, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:28, archived)

you can suck the cheese off this if you like

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:29, archived)

organzola?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)

mm, organzola

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)

You like?

*CRAMS*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

feed me baby ;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

You'll have to go to your local chinese eatery for that

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

no, that's pussy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

mmmmmm pussy

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:48, archived)

bream in cream?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:48, archived)

i... smell... PUSSY!

/house party

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)

if you find cheaper pussy elsewhere

fuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiit!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)

if you are from MARS

and you got a pussy, we will fuck it!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:54, archived)

I GOT MAD MY DICK GOT HARD

I RAMMED IT IN HER ASS SHE SAID "OH MY GOD!!"

IIIIIIIII.. I LOVE MY KKK BITCH

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:55, archived)

EVIL.......

DICK!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:57, archived)

MY FRIEND'S ADDICTED TO COCAAAAAAINE

fucking hell i'm diggin that out when i get home if i remember

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:59, archived)

hahaha

me too! It was cracking!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:02, archived)

BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY

/Noels house party

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)

ARE YOU THE LEGAL GUARDIAN OF JOHN CONNOR?

/T-1000 KILLING MACHINE

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:57, archived)

ARE YOU THE LEGAL GUARDIAN OF JOHN MAJOR?

/FUCKING MACHINE

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:59, archived)

WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

/JOHN KIMBLE

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:00, archived)

*blows whistle*

*shows ferret*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:01, archived)

IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS A MAN WITH PROSTHETIC LIMB

/DR RICHARD KIMBLE

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:02, archived)

'anything on 4 legs except tables'

erm.. and babies

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

yum!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

for Crams?

They don't do any shellfish at my local

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)

That's the ticket!

you won't go hungry!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:30, archived)

I am here!

all I have is Pizza and sultanas!
CONGARATS DOOK Of PRUNS

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:28, archived)

pizza and sultanas is a bit weird

have them separately

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:30, archived)

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

hoorah!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

thats not a real earth

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

kinda is

alternatively: this is the earth at night
www.solstation.com/images/ear-nit2.jpg
quite an image!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)

aye, seen that before

in fact I animated it once (3d rotation of earth going from Daylight to Nighttime with all the twinkly lights)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)

...and then this one time, at band camp...

;-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)

i read that as 'twinky lights'

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)

I bloody knew it was flat!

How did they make it night time everywhere?

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Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)

Lisa Riley

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)

in orbit?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:48, archived)

I still think we should jettison her into the sun

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)

but the heating effect of the sun

could cause a sudden and spontaneous super heating eruption of exploding fat, and it would expand out into space... heading straight towards earth!! as searing shafts of of deadly lard

oh my god!!! what evil has science created!?!?!?

So little time to escape the planet!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:54, archived)

THE SUN IS MADE OF ICE

DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)

heh

I was pondering this exact thing

and now it is in the collective concious

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

ooh

shee is beeeeeg!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

I'm having italian sultanans

mmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

I had sultanas on a pizza once

with capers and erm, something else. It was BRAW.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)

a bass?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)

nope

treble

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

good

have chips with that! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)

Im having

Rolls filled with Motzerella, sausage, bacon, mushrooms and mayo! MMMMMM

((((InfraSound))) SUNN0))) > YOU!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:29, archived)

Excellent!

much better than Wasp Box's saggy baps

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)

cor!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)

Its

very VERY tasty!

((((InfraSound))) SUNN0))) > YOU!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:08, archived)

my ice cream has melted

I'm having a cold empty nothing!!!

/emo lunch blog

to make up for it I'm drinking some council pop from a 2 litre bottle

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:29, archived)

That pop had better be blue!

go and scrounge some food from somewhere

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

it's not blue

it's transparent

I can see through it

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)

'A footprint and the hole out of a polo'

Hancock'shalfhours Dave!
Kerazzey salad, a cheese sammidge and a granny smith apple

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:29, archived)

'ning!

*unshuns* ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

*continues sulkting*

C]:0(

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)

Well what do you expect?

You were being a BAD boy and I am your self-appointed conscience and I will nag you until you behave, so there.
*folds arms and looks stern*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)

The smelliest of prints and mintiest of holes!

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

Them holes

give me teh wind.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

cup a cup a cup a SOUP!!!!

and some bread
but which flavour should i make up?
Tomato, Golden Veg or Chicken....

mmmm decisions decisions

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:29, archived)

chicken!!!1

I know how much you love teh cock

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mugatu, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:30, archived)

ba-guuurk!

and you can just suck my cock

/black sundays :P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

make some kind of disgusting mix of all three

then dip crisps in it

yum!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)

what flavour crispage do you suggest?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

hmm

chicken usually goes with anything, probably wouldn't have basic cheese flavour

when I did this people thought I was mad, but it tasted quite good

I'm thinking chicken or worcester sauce will probably be the best dipping crisp

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)

OXTAIL IS THE ONLY CUP A SOUP FLAVOUR

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

eurgh!

oxtail is the worst

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)

made with the tails of hearty oxen

yum :D

though it'll probably lead to some kind of brain disease

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)

I have oxtail cup-a-soup for lunch

nearly every day.

and there's nothing wrong with me.....

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

gay is NOT a disease

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

You keep telling yourself that

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)

how dare you?

I used to like you
you clearly know NOTHING about cup-a-soups

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

*cries*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)

*consoles*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)

Braised Oxtails

Is lovely.
Cup A Soups is not.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)

Have all of them in a large bucket

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

4 cheshire cheese and may sandwiches on brown bread

a packet of salt and vinegar crisps, an orange and 4 choc chip cookies.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:29, archived)

hullo I'm hungry

I want your lunch
prepare to starve

(gianthead, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)

my name is Inigo Montoya!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

sounds like an italian dish

no, spanish

(gianthead, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)

you killed my father

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)

prepare to die

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)

who me?

(gianthead, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)

Bring me the Head of Inigo Montoya

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)

with ketchup

and fries

(gianthead, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)

Brown bread is for girls!

Shame on you!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)

brown girls?

(gianthead, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)

in the rain?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)

la la la la la

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)

brown girls

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)

willing ring?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)

lalalalalalala

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

they looked like a sugar in a plum

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)

PLUM PLUM

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)

tralalala

(gianthead, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:53, archived)

nothing.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:30, archived)

BUT YOU'LL DIE!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)

but not straight away

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

around 14:27 it will happen.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

so at 14:28 we can nick his wallet

and go on a spree of self indulgent hedonism, sounds like fun :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)

I'm having the magenta paint collection

expect the worst!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)

oh, I always expect the worst

/non stop emo blog

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

YAY!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

Hahahaha!

Meanie

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)

"meanie"

one of the best insults ever

"You just shot my dad!! You!!! You fucking meanie!"

ahh, classic enid blyton stories about middle class children having massacres on a boat

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

and scoffing themselves stupid with 'high teas'

oh, and transvestism - George

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)

and lemon lashings

lets not forget the lemon lashings

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)

with chips, mustard and pepper

and why not have a few sandwiches with that?

(gianthead, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

Get this man something magenta!

EAT DAMMIT!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)

hot dogs!

Veggie ones, just to upset you animals!

and then some chocolate

and then a glass of Mango juice

and then I shall smoke a pipe

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:30, archived)

eat more meat.

good choice on the pipe.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)

never!

Less meat is better for you

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)

*doesn't compute*

*asplodes*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)

I saw a wicked t-shirt

It looked all official like for a charity or summat:

I LOVE ANIMALS!
THEY'RE DELICIOUS!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:59, archived)

tival?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)

Tesco's own win my vote at the moment

with Swedish Mustard and a good line of ketchup

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)

sounds good

I discovered Sainsburys own brand the other day are actually tivall ones in a different packet.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

I reckon Tescos are too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)

Are veggie hot-dogs any good?

They don't immediately strike me as Braw!

But hurrah for finishing up with a bit of rough shag

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)

they are

and you can be sure they aren't made with Pigs Frenum

Oh, and it's some Kendal Black Cherry Tobacco today, phwooooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
:D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)

Today I am having

these lovely new heat and eat "portuguese rolls". They are absolutely BRAW. I will have them warm with 2 soft boiled eggs, still hot, and eat them so that the yolk runs down my chin.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:30, archived)

portuguese!?!

PORTUGUESE!?!

PORTUGUESE!?!

yeah sounds ok i spose

PORTUGUESE!?!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)

That's what is says on the bag

They are like Ciabatta but more bready. I put them joint first with the small cottage loaf type rolls I used to get from Safeways.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)

Braw!

What makes them Portuguese?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)

The dark moustache

on top.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)

Braw! there was nearly two facts today.

For lunch today I have mackerel all mashed up with pepper and lemon juice
and spread on toast with tomatoes and lettuce. I also have mango sorbet,
cranberry juice and plenty of water.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)

That sounds fantastic!

Yum!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

Oh!

It's braw, and this will be my dinner and lunch for the next couple of days. I have ten mackerel left.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)

no bream, Duke?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

Nope

no bream, bream's shite. Waspbox might have some though.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)

bream in cream

oh bream in cream! The cream is delicious and the the bream is nutricious!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)

I rather enjoyed

the pogo-stick story, too. shame it got canned.

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schesis reported missing on, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

It will return

the next time I do DTF.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)

Fucking Braw!

You win.

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Cocksure, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)

oooo!

if it wasn't your b3ta day i'd mug you for your lunch

ahhhh, who cares
*mugs*
*steals lunch*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)

You should pay attention, even if it is your b3taday

www.b3ta.com/board/6135650

An excellent lunch! Braw!

Prunes first ever post

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)

hahahaha!

I remember that, I didn't have a clue how to use this place.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

few of us did

never mind, you're virtually in charge now!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)

yet now you rule us like a benevolent dictator

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)

hahahahaha

n00b!

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)

those were the days

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:51, archived)

It was nearly THREE facts

I posted mine a minute after the Puke then deleted it quickly.

your lunch sounds extra braw today. I hope it's in celebration of your B3taday!
*passes cake*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)

That would have been madness

imagine all the confusing that would have caused.

I have heaps of mackerel that's why I have such a tasty lunch, if I didn't have so much fish I would probably be eating egg sandwiches rifht now.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:48, archived)

Cor! Mango sorbet sounds braw!

Well done, and happy b3taday :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)

It's braw alright

I found it in the bottom of my freezer, so that was a nice surprise

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:55, archived)

Happy b3taday duke!

would ya adam n eve it, it's mine as well! click on the candle to see what a joyous day this truely is...

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)

the happiest of all the news stories

:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)

ooo happy birthday old bean

heres a cake for you

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mutated monty, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)

hahaha

peddle faster! naked bastard!!!

this situation is normal

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)

hahaha!

braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:03, archived)

Meatball sub

sausage roll

cake bar

tea

water, lots of water.

two fans on my desk.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)

you know how I feel about all that already

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

Mmm...

...it's tasty, with bbq sauce and parmesan grated on it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)

our Subway shut 3 months ago for "supposed" re-furbishment

it's been shut ever since
and no work has been done inside!

:( i miss it lots

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)

subway is shit.

and i've eaten in the one in southend long before all this franchise shit exploded.

this meatball sub has been made by my own hands.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)

meatballs made from hands

how will you hold it?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:54, archived)

Female fans or male fans?

meatball sub sounds proper Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

Nothing: I'm starving myself to attain Buddha status.

I'll let you know when I become a living god.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)

your a silleh!

EAT! EAT! and then EAT!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)

hmm

let me think

noodles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)

oh, you and your noodles!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

THIS!

try something else for a change, how about kerazzey salad?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

Kippers !

With lots of fresh homebaked bread and lovely Lurpak.
www.kipper.co.uk/ (Bestest Kippers in the world)

Followed by loads of chilled fresh fruit salad.

All washed down with several bottles of ice cold Fullers Organic Honeydew.

I'll be off to the pub for beer and sunshine as soon as I've cut the lawn.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

you should try

Bream in Cream.

And now I am wanting beerage.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)

I don't have any Bream

I have some smoked Salmons,
Some smoked haddocks
and some Kippers.
Today is Kippers day.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

excellent choice of ale to accompany

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)

With so much fruit going on

I needed a light fruity beer.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)

I had four and a half pints of Fish King

by Jennings on Saturday lunch time, I also slept for two and a half hours afterwards! Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:51, archived)

braw!

I had a pint of that on Friday evening. I also tried Tom Fool, but that was vile.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)

That's a new one on me !

I like Sneck Lifter though.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:08, archived)

Braw!

I've never tried kippers, I may have to rectify that situation sometime

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

These are the best kippers in the known universe

You should buy some.
Whatever you do don't have anything to do with them boil in the bag kipper fillet things - thay are all of teh Nasteh !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)

I had boil in the bag testicles once...

NEVER again!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)

I nearly had them yesterday.

Lying outside in the sun too long.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)

mmmm kippers, lurpak and bread

*drools*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)

'tis very droolworthy.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:59, archived)

THIS IS MY LUNCH

Parma ham, mozzarella, tomato and olive baguette

Packet of blue Doritos

Tunnocks caramel wafer

Granny smith

Coffe and tabs

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

Braw!

Meditteranean food is grand in the summer!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)

We're having a 'team lunch'* in a nice little Polish place

So I will probably be having…
Smoked salmon with bilinis
Followed by roast duck in pear sauce with potatoes, pickled cabbage, Russian salad etc.
Finished off with Polish pancakes drenched in honey vodka :D

Edit: How rude, happy b3taday to the Duke

*getting pissed

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)

TAKE THE CROSSWORD WITH YOU!

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)

aberdeen angus beef, horseradish, pickle and baby spinach butty

a nectarine
an apple
a kitkat chunky peanut butter
a packet of seabrooks (unsalted)
tea
water

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

*yoink!*

*hands back chunky kit kat*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)

Very Braw!

but you have thoses in the wrong order. Never, ever have crisps after chocolate

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)

sorry

it is the order that I ~~can~~ could see them.

I ate them:
1. Butty
2. Crisps
3. Nectarine

I will eat the others in a bit - I'm not that hungry

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:53, archived)

TEA!

and a freshly baked baguette with fresh scottish smoked salmon (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)

Excellent!

That's nicely Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:48, archived)

A ham sandwich

(wrapped in the clingiest cling film known to man)
new BBQ Rib Walkers
mini cheddars
Snickers
Twix
lashings of coffee and fags...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)

Braw!

right up until the fags! yuk! smoke a pipe!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:52, archived)

yum!

tuna mayonnaise salad with wild rocket and tatsoi, accompanied by a generous sprinkle of mixed seeds (pumpkin, hemp, linseed, sunflower)
seabrook ready salted crisps
a slightly-too-warm cadbury's twirl
2 bottles of fizzy pop (Coca Cola Zero = crap / Diet Coke with Lime = better)

/EDIT - I just got an email from our Area Manager stating that this afternoon somebody will be round with free ice creams/lollies for everybody!!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)

That salad sounds kerazzey enough for Dave the Hat himself!

Hurrah! for free lollies!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:54, archived)

Can you save me a Screwball or if not a jubbly please?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)

cor!

i haven't had a jubbly for years!

*calls in paper-shop on way home*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:01, archived)

Birthday cake!

i am four today

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)

Huzzah!

and happy birthday! have jelly for afters!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:55, archived)

Tomato, yellow pepper and asparagus risotto, with veggie parmesan cheese.

Made by my own fair hands yesterday. Washed down with diet coke and lots of water.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)

Braw!

Don't you crazy vegetarians EVER eat meat? at all? ever?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)

Not since 1987

for me.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:59, archived)

1985 for me... but I still eat fish

Your lunch sounds delicious. would you give me the recipe please?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:04, archived)

I just finished my oh so classy meal of

sweet chilli chicken lumps and birds-eye potato waffles (because they're waffly versatile)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)

Chicken lumps!?

Are they made of poo?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:57, archived)

today

I'm having jacket potato (done in oven all proper like) with prawns in that saucy stuff, fabulous baking boys raspberry flapjack and a strawberry and tropical calippo.

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moogy boobles, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)

I covet your calippo

I haven't had one for years

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)

Dont be fooled into thinking that the ribena ones will be a good enough substitute.

They're really not.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

have a rowntrees refresher lolly

they have about 5 flavours in layers, and look like those felt tip pens that you can stack up.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)

popapoint pens?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:48, archived)

Pink grapefruit callipo's used to be my favourite

although the standard orange ones were ace too.

I like it when they get a bit melty, and the juice collects in the bottom.

*WANTS*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)

indeedy

the pink grapefruit ones are great

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)

Nice!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:58, archived)

Yaaayyy Duke :)

Today I am having a crispy bacon and melted cheddar baguette, acompanied by Walkers finest salt and vinegar crisps and a Tesco value Mars Bar called a Crazy Caramel. This shall be washed down with water and a toast to the Duke on his b3taday :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)

mmm sounds braw

I see you made it onto the Popular page

;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)

Did I?

*prouds*
How were your noodles? You need more variation lad! Have some cayke!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)

noodles were great ta

if a bit warm for this heat

can't wait for payday

and then friday I'm off to the pub at lunch

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:20, archived)

bacon and melted chedder

is the best sandwich filling. FACT

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)

yes, agreed

my baguette was mighty braw

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:06, archived)

Fantastic!

Braw!

EDIT: Congrats!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:59, archived)

i need some inspiration

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)

All

Day

Breakfast!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:00, archived)

I had a turkey sandwich and a cup of tea.

now I'm going to have another cup of tea and sit in the sunshine composing a links page.

If anyone wants to be on it, do say.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)

Cor!

Have you got some now?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:54, archived)

Lovely!

Have picalilly on it

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:00, archived)

Chilli tuna sandwiches,

ready salted crisps, a Lion bar and lots and lots and lots of mineral water

(Cunto Something something something on, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)

Chilli tuna sounds excellent!

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:02, archived)

Today I had

seared tuna steak with some green beans
and some potatoes mashed about in some butter & fresh mint
Happy b3taday to Dukey

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)

Mmmm!

That's a nice summery lunch, needs cold beer though

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:02, archived)

I'm going to go and get something in a bit, possibly some chips.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

Have chips wit...

Oh! Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:03, archived)

A couple of potato and meat pies

washed down with coke and a ciggie.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:04, archived)

I'm having:

Even though it's a really hot day, I'm having Some BRAW mexican chicken soup from Pret with a nice bottle of pomegranate juice.

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Cocksure, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)

Braw!

you'll be sweating chilli!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:05, archived)

A tin of

beans with chicken doner pieces, a packet of ready salted, and water.

Was going to buy a pie from Sainsburys, but I got there and found the ignition key had fallen out of my bike somewhere in the previous 50 miles, so I couldn't stop until I got to work. Buggered if I know how I'm getting back :(

(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)

That's bad luck!

but at least you saved lunch!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:06, archived)

Why could you not stop ?

Do you not have an engine Kill Switch ?

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:11, archived)

Well, yes

but then I'd be stuck at Sainsburys rather than at work, because I wouldn't have been able to get it running again (I've tried bump starting it before - not easy unless you've got a good slope to run down)

(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:22, archived)

I am having a bowl of shreddies covered in oodles of sugar

followed by a cheese, ham and pickle sandwich with a side of ready salted Seabrook crisps... and a glass of lemonade with half a lime squeezed into it.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)

NO, NO, NO!

sandwich first, shreddies after! GAH!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:07, archived)

I ate a veal boscaiola from the Italian place down the road.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)

Tasty

That Is All !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:05, archived)

I have no idea what that is but . . .

sounds Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:09, archived)

2 ibuprofen

god damn wisdom tooth :(

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:55, archived)

Have some really cold ice cream

followed by a really hot cup of tea

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:10, archived)

bread

cheese
ham
peppers
cucumber
coke with lime

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:57, archived)

Assemble the first 4 items into a rudimentary sandwich

and throw away the cucumber

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:11, archived)

Crikey this is a long thread

Happy B3taday Duke!

I am having a sandwich constructed thusly:
1. Warburtons all in one (thick)
2 Peanut butter (crunchy)
3. Cheddar (Maturity: 4)
4. Branston Pickle (original)
5. Ham (thick, 2 slices)
6. cucumber x5
7. plum tomato
8. lettuce
9. Heinz salad cream
10. Warburtons
And a pint of orange squash with ice

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:58, archived)

Excellent!

That's a very Braw! lunch

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:12, archived)

Space raider baguette

and coffee and skittles

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)

Today is fresh.

Tuna, sweetcorn and mayo pasta
Apple
Fresh homemade fruit salad of grapes, strawberries and raspberries (dusting of sugar)
Cheese & onion walkers
Rhubarb yoghurt
kit kat
Can of Pepsi Max
2 litres of water

(Snowflake, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)

HOB!

Heart of Buchannnnnannann. An.

Mmm. Tasty sandwiches, tasty waitressess. Es.

And a very good cappuchino. Very well made. Nice foam.

Unfortunately a piece of rock (actual mineral - white, high on the moh index) in the salad.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)