Threadjack This ThreadIf everybody just posts to this thread we will have the biggest board page ever...
Lets aim for one that reaches the moon when printed
Oh, and here's a image
[edit - this is now an official report thread, a once in a lifetime opportunity]
(Lets aim for one that reaches the moon when printed
Oh, and here's a image
[edit - this is now an official report thread, a once in a lifetime opportunity]
flibz,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:34,
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THREAD HIJACK! ============================>>>>>>Simon says go BOLD!
For j00 uber n00bz, put a </b></b> in ya fred to make the bad peeple go away :-)
(,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:56,
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For j00 uber n00bz, put a </b></b> in ya fred to make the bad peeple go away :-)
Ah! bollocks to it... To unboldly go where no man has been before!
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Henny,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:01,
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I've had an ideaWhat if we had the board split in 2 down the middle.
On the left you have images you've made and replies to them etc.
On the right you have images/links you've found and conversations etc.
You can still see all of b3ta on the same webpage but you get the added option of seeing the images for longer and still partaking in inane chatter on the right.
(On the left you have images you've made and replies to them etc.
On the right you have images/links you've found and conversations etc.
You can still see all of b3ta on the same webpage but you get the added option of seeing the images for longer and still partaking in inane chatter on the right.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:41,
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NiceTho you might end up scrolling madly up and down because the conversation would move much more quickly.
( Artamnesia,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44,
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you could still have this pageessentially it would be 2 seperate boards, you could view them in seperate windows or have them both in the same one.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:51,
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hello, i am just posting herein an attempt to be near the top of the longest ever thread.
And so, inevitably,
(And so, inevitably,
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:43,
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ooooh!I like that idea.... although we might get a social divide between left-boarders and right-boarders.
And Cal probably has better things to do than code it!
(And Cal probably has better things to do than code it!
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44,
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isn't that whatmessenger is for ?
does linkies too now...
(does linkies too now...
flibz,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44,
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yeah i meant for all ov the other 9000 b3tans thoughonly a small % know/use m3ss3ng3r, For the new people it would be easier to see to post in the conversation bit.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:49,
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I've just heard on my local newsthat a woman has gone missing from a 'mental' home. She believes she is Barry Manilow.
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Nastar,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45,
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Hmm.Now my ADSL is struggling. Better wait till I get back to work...
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Baz Fuck off,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:09,
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Woot!Actually they're quite scary...
( Spherix What, with these feet?,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:09,
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ARSE!
yes, it's a repost.
But Father Jack has that effect on me.
Spherix What, with these feet?,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36,
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THREADJACK!Anybody seen or heard from worksboresme lately? Haven't seen her on MSN.
( Nastar,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:35,
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she posts late at night around 5 amand now for this
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Or is it?,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36,
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she's been on a littlein the evenings (late night for UK). I don't think she can b3ta from her new worksboring job.
( Artamnesia,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36,
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yeslike this
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:35,
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Says youDo you know how many elephants are killed each year in tragic line painting accidents?
( gfreeman is only here for the beer,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:37,
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Yes... but...Flibz was using base 30. Obviously.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:46,
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I shalluse this thread to say g'night. Time for a Bond movie, a cup of char, and then bed.
( bob dinosaur,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36,
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which one?or must i list them for the sake of enlognating the board?
( Or is it?,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:38,
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bob re: tomorrow pop in m3ss3ng3rfor a tic
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45,
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well...Dr No
From Russia with Love
Goldfinger
thunderball
You only live twice
on her majestie's secret service
diamonds are forever
live and let die
the man with the golden gun
the spy who loved me
moonraker
for your eyes only
octopussy
view to a kill
living daylights
Licence to kill
Goldeneye
Tomorrow never dies
The world is not enough
Die another day
(From Russia with Love
Goldfinger
thunderball
You only live twice
on her majestie's secret service
diamonds are forever
live and let die
the man with the golden gun
the spy who loved me
moonraker
for your eyes only
octopussy
view to a kill
living daylights
Licence to kill
Goldeneye
Tomorrow never dies
The world is not enough
Die another day
Or is it?,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45,
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youcould have used a seperate post for each, thus elongating things further...
(,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:51,
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personallyi think i might take the dog for a walk
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spacefish bong!,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44,
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I haven't got a dog.might take myself to bed soon though... (was up at 5 this morning for the old Heathrow shuttle)
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47,
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I refuse to participateoh shit...
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:37,
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is that a repost flibz?well, it's good, and i'm determined to be more fluffy.
i think i'll post a random wooyay. yes, i shall.
and a penguin
(i think i'll post a random wooyay. yes, i shall.
and a penguin
bananaman,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:37,
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I must admitit's a repost - but I needed an image
Aaaagh
Tarrant on TV!
Nasty...
(Aaaagh
Tarrant on TV!
Nasty...
flibz,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:42,
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Well said.Just trying to think which one I'd go for if I had to...
(,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:46,
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It's the same personviewed through beer-goggles of varying intensity :)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:52,
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Not watching that,not while Dwarf's on UK Gold
( Spherix What, with these feet?,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47,
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It's finished nowbut catch it on UKGold +1 (sky 110) at 2320
( Spherix What, with these feet?,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:12,
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the continuing saga of "Long Thread"
brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:58,
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Stop reading this drivel, and get some exercise ...
... and now I am two separate gorillas.
(Yet another Bonzos reference, youngsters.)
Cassidy : Vissi d'arte,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47,
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Look over walls!Tease people!
Brush them aside as if they were matchsticks!
Wrestle poodles and win!
big woo to you to.
song is "Mr Apollo", obscure late '60s reference
(Brush them aside as if they were matchsticks!
Wrestle poodles and win!
big woo to you to.
song is "Mr Apollo", obscure late '60s reference
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:51,
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Well spottedThe Count Basie Orchestra on triangle
Roy Rogers on Trigger
and so on.
(Roy Rogers on Trigger
and so on.
Cassidy : Vissi d'arte,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:00,
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And of courseVal Doonican, as himself.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:02,
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how long is this?is it long enough for this?
sounds like b3ta
(sounds like b3ta
Or is it?,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47,
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How long can a thread get before the board falls over??
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:49,
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Who knows?Hopefully new threads will be kept to a minimum whilst we test. Also- how many pics does it take before modems start spontaneously combusting? I mean, I'm ok, I've got a shared 96Mbit connection.
(,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:54,
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Just doing my bit......nothing to see here... move along.
( Mystery_Bob,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:49,
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I assume that exercise became quite tedious??
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:58,
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and seeing as we're reposting images...
...this one kind of begs to be replosted.
Mystery_Bob,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:58,
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and seeing as we're reposting images......this one kind of begs to be replosted.
Mystery_Bob,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:00,
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tell me about it.I made that one the day i joined this site, before it took over my life...
(,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:09,
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Cockbadger!Hahahaha, nice word!
I find myself using words from this board in real life these days. Especially "Fucksocks".
(I find myself using words from this board in real life these days. Especially "Fucksocks".
Spherix What, with these feet?,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:00,
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I use "fucksocks" a lot......and the passive form "fucksocked".
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:02,
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I'd like to see more usage of some of the more exoticexpletives. Wifecrust, in particular.
( Baz Fuck off,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:05,
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So many derivatives...Fucksock
Fucksocks
Fucksocked
Fucksockers
Fucksocking
(Fucksocks
Fucksocked
Fucksockers
Fucksocking
Spherix What, with these feet?,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:05,
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Only thing isit's one post away from being pushed off the page!
( flibz,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:05,
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:04,
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Oh, Fiddlesticks and Flapdoodle.Professor Yaffle rocks!
( Spherix What, with these feet?,
Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:02,
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Indeed it isand after coming back from t'pub I feel the need to be involded...before it's archived forever. Anyways I'm off to bed now, so goodnight to all you late-night spazzers :)
( BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:45,
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Night!Well, I had to get in here somehow, I felt left out!
( Henny,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:58,
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Me tooJust to de-lurk on this once-in-a-threadtime opportunity.
/lurk.
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Ironz,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:14,
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Insomnia...I'm not half as tired as I used to be...
This is completely Non-Shopped:
(This is completely Non-Shopped:
Boot I want to know what you meant,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:31,
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Bastard.....I wanted to be last
( Boot I want to know what you meant,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:43,
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this trhread isn't nearly long enoughLets keep it going guys
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SuperMatt,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 8:51,
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The winner crosses the finishing lion
This seemed right last night, but now it is crap. Keeping the thread alive though.
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:17,
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:29,
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real*8 i
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(,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:37,
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real*8 i
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becauseeveryone's already posted?
no-one can be arsed to load the page anymore?
people on the main board don't know/have forgotten about it?
Ooohhhh.... well, we can remedy that last one :-)
(no-one can be arsed to load the page anymore?
people on the main board don't know/have forgotten about it?
Ooohhhh.... well, we can remedy that last one :-)
Boot I want to know what you meant,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 10:51,
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Iwoke up.
here. have penguin stupidity.
www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2003/01/16/MN175528.DTL
(here. have penguin stupidity.
www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2003/01/16/MN175528.DTL
gracielou,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 16:44,
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Keep the threadAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Baz Fuck off,
Sat 18 Jan 2003, 0:27,
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can't think of anything clever to saystill, I want to be last
( gracielou,
Sat 18 Jan 2003, 3:04,
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BlimeyAnd I've only just heard about it.
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Fronds are waving gently on,
Sat 18 Jan 2003, 15:16,
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as was eviilllll cat!
when will this archive? when the top message is a week old, or the others?
every message will archive after 1 weekso once the original has archived there's still all the replies left unarchived so regular visiting will keep it going forever.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:25,
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