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# Threadjack This Thread
If everybody just posts to this thread we will have the biggest board page ever...

Lets aim for one that reaches the moon when printed

Oh, and here's a image


[edit - this is now an official report thread, a once in a lifetime opportunity]
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Sounds good
I'm game
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# me too.
good evening all
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# THREAD HIJACK! ============================>>>>>>
Simon says go BOLD!

For j00 uber n00bz, put a </b></b> in ya fred to make the bad peeple go away :-)

(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Ah! bollocks to it...
To unboldly go where no man has been before!
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# ...
*breaks down and starts to cry*
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Reposts ok?
Glasscocks, personal conversation?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I've had an idea
What if we had the board split in 2 down the middle.
On the left you have images you've made and replies to them etc.
On the right you have images/links you've found and conversations etc.

You can still see all of b3ta on the same webpage but you get the added option of seeing the images for longer and still partaking in inane chatter on the right.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Nice
Tho you might end up scrolling madly up and down because the conversation would move much more quickly.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# you could still have this page
essentially it would be 2 seperate boards, you could view them in seperate windows or have them both in the same one.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hello, i am just posting here
in an attempt to be near the top of the longest ever thread.
And so, inevitably,
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)
# ooooh!
I like that idea.... although we might get a social divide between left-boarders and right-boarders.

And Cal probably has better things to do than code it!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# isn't that what
messenger is for ?

does linkies too now...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# good point.
.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# yeah i meant for all ov the other 9000 b3tans though
only a small % know/use m3ss3ng3r, For the new people it would be easier to see to post in the conversation bit.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# It's true
If only I had a link on the frontpage...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# But that way
we keep out the plebs.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# I've just heard on my local news
that a woman has gone missing from a 'mental' home. She believes she is Barry Manilow.

!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# OH NO!
what will they do for entertainment now?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# what a good idea


















(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Hmm.
Now my ADSL is struggling. Better wait till I get back to work...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Woot!
Actually they're quite scary...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Eeeep!
That is all
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# spooooooooooon
guaaaaaaaaaaaard
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Consider it, er...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# ARSE!

yes, it's a repost.
But Father Jack has that effect on me.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# .
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# .
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Repost Jack!

I posted thisonly yesterday. I'm bad.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# i posted this a long time ago
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# That's quite
worth seeing again.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# yes
i want cake
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# THREADJACK!
Anybody seen or heard from worksboresme lately? Haven't seen her on MSN.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# she posts late at night around 5 am
and now for this
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(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# she's been on a little
in the evenings (late night for UK). I don't think she can b3ta from her new worksboring job.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Yeah
maybe she has become workexcitesme
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# does she work as a pornstar then?
does she?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# yes
like this
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Eep!
That pooor 'phant
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# s'ok
it was already dead when they painted it...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Says you
Do you know how many elephants are killed each year in tragic line painting accidents?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# 12
on average
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# i thought it was
32
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Yes... but...
Flibz was using base 30. Obviously.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Depends how many years
you average over...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# I Like that
made me larf
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I shall
use this thread to say g'night. Time for a Bond movie, a cup of char, and then bed.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# which one?
or must i list them for the sake of enlognating the board?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# list them
hint: it's pretty recent
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# bob re: tomorrow pop in m3ss3ng3r
for a tic
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# well...
Dr No
From Russia with Love
Goldfinger
thunderball
You only live twice
on her majestie's secret service
diamonds are forever
live and let die
the man with the golden gun
the spy who loved me
moonraker
for your eyes only
octopussy
view to a kill
living daylights
Licence to kill
Goldeneye
Tomorrow never dies
The world is not enough
Die another day
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# you
could have used a seperate post for each, thus elongating things further...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# night
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# night night
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# personally
i think i might take the dog for a walk
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I haven't got a dog.
might take myself to bed soon though... (was up at 5 this morning for the old Heathrow shuttle)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# okay

I'm obedient
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I refuse to participate
oh shit...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# is that a repost flibz?
well, it's good, and i'm determined to be more fluffy.

i think i'll post a random wooyay. yes, i shall.


and a penguin
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I must admit
it's a repost - but I needed an image

Aaaagh

Tarrant on TV!

Nasty...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# any excuse to do my...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# lovely
woo for you`
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Perfect excuse
to try out me spangly new...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I'm in
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I was finking
of reposting all my gerald pictures
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# so I'll start
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# ahem
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# yawn
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# a little light snack
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Kaboom
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# and now for my

from this morning
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Fly
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Fry
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# High
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# AH
Mountain Insect again!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# dat
is class, dat is.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Ooooh, hellooooooo
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# I say
woof woof
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Well said.
Just trying to think which one I'd go for if I had to...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# It's the same person
viewed through beer-goggles of varying intensity :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# ok
posting
posting
posting
posting
posting
..........
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# In light of the lead story on Newsnight....
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Not watching that,
not while Dwarf's on UK Gold
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# ON UK GOLD?!?!?!
why was i not informed of this??
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# It's finished now
but catch it on UKGold +1 (sky 110) at 2320
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Timely repost
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Why not?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# the continuing saga of "Long Thread"
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# If only
he would. Would make things simpler
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Ha ha
bouncy.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I'll ride along on
this thread then.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# oh
I like that.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Stop reading this drivel, and get some exercise ...


... and now I am two separate gorillas.
(Yet another Bonzos reference, youngsters.)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Look over walls!
Tease people!
Brush them aside as if they were matchsticks!
Wrestle poodles and win!

big woo to you to.
song is "Mr Apollo", obscure late '60s reference
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Well spotted
The Count Basie Orchestra on triangle
Roy Rogers on Trigger
and so on.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)
# And of course
Val Doonican, as himself.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# how long is this?
is it long enough for this?

sounds like b3ta
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# .

(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# How long can a thread get before the board falls over?
?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Who knows?
Hopefully new threads will be kept to a minimum whilst we test. Also- how many pics does it take before modems start spontaneously combusting? I mean, I'm ok, I've got a shared 96Mbit connection.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Just doing my bit...
...nothing to see here... move along.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Just replying
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# to my own
post
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# in order..
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# to boost
the size
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# of the
thread
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# in my
own
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# way
:)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I assume that exercise became quite tedious?
?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# kind of
...but I like to do my bit.. you know?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# indeed.
.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# and seeing as we're reposting images...


...this one kind of begs to be replosted.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# and seeing as we're reposting images...


...this one kind of begs to be replosted.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# sorry
but I had to do that joke again
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# re-e-post, when the crowd say bo selecta...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# That would be funny
if it wasn't so true.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# tell me about it.
I made that one the day i joined this site, before it took over my life...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# .
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Erm.
Intentionally.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Yeah well.
I was pissed when I did it.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I think my server died


DOES THIS WORK?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Yes
it does :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# dobt anyone will read this far
but

(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# 2000 posts!


Some time last week
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# It it getting long
isn't it!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Fnarr!
Cockbadger.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Cockbadger!
Hahahaha, nice word!
I find myself using words from this board in real life these days. Especially "Fucksocks".
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I use "fucksocks" a lot...
...and the passive form "fucksocked".
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I'd like to see more usage of some of the more exotic
expletives. Wifecrust, in particular.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# So many derivatives...
Fucksock
Fucksocks
Fucksocked
Fucksockers
Fucksocking
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# i quite like
"spunkchin", ie "you utter spunkchin!"
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# quite long, yes.
.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Only thing is
it's one post away from being pushed off the page!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
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(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Oh, Fiddlesticks and Flapdoodle.
Professor Yaffle rocks!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Tee-hee
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Erm..
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Aww its gone tilt.
Oh well. Well done everybody!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Still works
here...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# What,
you mean ...... here?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# RIP
Long post...

you were fun...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# What do you mean RIP?
It's still here!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Indeed it is
and after coming back from t'pub I feel the need to be involded...before it's archived forever. Anyways I'm off to bed now, so goodnight to all you late-night spazzers :)
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Night!
Well, I had to get in here somehow, I felt left out!
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Me too
Just to de-lurk on this once-in-a-threadtime opportunity.
/lurk.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
# two pennies worth...
...comming right up

(, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Insomnia...
I'm not half as tired as I used to be...

This is completely Non-Shopped:


(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
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(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Bastard.....
I wanted to be last
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)
# yaroo
I'm last!
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 8:16, archived)
# Heh heh heh
COCKBADGER
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 8:26, archived)
# arse
and piss !
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 8:43, archived)
# no
me.
(last, not cockbadger)
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 8:43, archived)
# parp
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 8:47, archived)
# bah.
bah!
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 8:48, archived)
# this trhread isn't nearly long enough
Lets keep it going guys
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 8:51, archived)
# The winner crosses the finishing lion


This seemed right last night, but now it is crap. Keeping the thread alive though.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:03, archived)
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(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# HONK!
HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
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(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# I'm so bored
implicit none
real*8 i

DO i=0, 100
WRITE(*, *) 'thread still going, woo!'
ENDDO
RETURN
END

(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# now that I'm last again
I think I'll go to bed
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)
# hippo wee?
Now I'll go to bed. Maybe.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)
# rarr



(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# why has the posting
stopped on this page?
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# because
everyone's already posted?
no-one can be arsed to load the page anymore?
people on the main board don't know/have forgotten about it?


Ooohhhh.... well, we can remedy that last one :-)
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Well
I've only just discovered it.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Last on
first off...
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I
(, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Keep the thread
AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# can't think of anything clever to say
still, I want to be last
(, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Blimey
And I've only just heard about it.
(, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)
# do I have an icon yet?
yes yes yessssssss
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# I woz ere
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)
# as was eviilllll cat!


when will this archive? when the top message is a week old, or the others?
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 20:07, archived)
# every message will archive after 1 week
so once the original has archived there's still all the replies left unarchived so regular visiting will keep it going forever.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# for
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er
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# but will the people remember?








(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I'm sure they will
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 6:44, archived)