Threadjack This Thread
If everybody just posts to this thread we will have the biggest board page ever...
Lets aim for one that reaches the moon when printed
Oh, and here's a image
[edit - this is now an official report thread, a once in a lifetime opportunity]
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:34,
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Lets aim for one that reaches the moon when printed
Oh, and here's a image
[edit - this is now an official report thread, a once in a lifetime opportunity]
THREAD HIJACK! ============================>>>>>>
Simon says go BOLD!
For j00 uber n00bz, put a </b></b> in ya fred to make the bad peeple go away :-)
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:56,
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For j00 uber n00bz, put a </b></b> in ya fred to make the bad peeple go away :-)
Ah! bollocks to it...
To unboldly go where no man has been before!
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:01,
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I've had an idea
What if we had the board split in 2 down the middle.
On the left you have images you've made and replies to them etc.
On the right you have images/links you've found and conversations etc.
You can still see all of b3ta on the same webpage but you get the added option of seeing the images for longer and still partaking in inane chatter on the right.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:41,
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On the left you have images you've made and replies to them etc.
On the right you have images/links you've found and conversations etc.
You can still see all of b3ta on the same webpage but you get the added option of seeing the images for longer and still partaking in inane chatter on the right.
Nice
Tho you might end up scrolling madly up and down because the conversation would move much more quickly.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44,
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you could still have this page
essentially it would be 2 seperate boards, you could view them in seperate windows or have them both in the same one.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:51,
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hello, i am just posting here
in an attempt to be near the top of the longest ever thread.
And so, inevitably,
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:43,
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And so, inevitably,
ooooh!
I like that idea.... although we might get a social divide between left-boarders and right-boarders.
And Cal probably has better things to do than code it!
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:44,
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And Cal probably has better things to do than code it!
yeah i meant for all ov the other 9000 b3tans though
only a small % know/use m3ss3ng3r, For the new people it would be easier to see to post in the conversation bit.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:49,
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I've just heard on my local news
that a woman has gone missing from a 'mental' home. She believes she is Barry Manilow.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45,
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Hmm.
Now my ADSL is struggling. Better wait till I get back to work...
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:09,
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ARSE!
yes, it's a repost.
But Father Jack has that effect on me.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36,
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yes, it's a repost.
But Father Jack has that effect on me.
THREADJACK!
Anybody seen or heard from worksboresme lately? Haven't seen her on MSN.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:35,
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she posts late at night around 5 am
and now for this
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36,
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she's been on a little
in the evenings (late night for UK). I don't think she can b3ta from her new worksboring job.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36,
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Says you
Do you know how many elephants are killed each year in tragic line painting accidents?
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:37,
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I shall
use this thread to say g'night. Time for a Bond movie, a cup of char, and then bed.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:36,
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which one?
or must i list them for the sake of enlognating the board?
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:38,
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well...
Dr No
From Russia with Love
Goldfinger
thunderball
You only live twice
on her majestie's secret service
diamonds are forever
live and let die
the man with the golden gun
the spy who loved me
moonraker
for your eyes only
octopussy
view to a kill
living daylights
Licence to kill
Goldeneye
Tomorrow never dies
The world is not enough
Die another day
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:45,
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From Russia with Love
Goldfinger
thunderball
You only live twice
on her majestie's secret service
diamonds are forever
live and let die
the man with the golden gun
the spy who loved me
moonraker
for your eyes only
octopussy
view to a kill
living daylights
Licence to kill
Goldeneye
Tomorrow never dies
The world is not enough
Die another day
you
could have used a seperate post for each, thus elongating things further...
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:51,
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I haven't got a dog.
might take myself to bed soon though... (was up at 5 this morning for the old Heathrow shuttle)
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47,
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is that a repost flibz?
well, it's good, and i'm determined to be more fluffy.
i think i'll post a random wooyay. yes, i shall.
and a penguin
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:37,
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i think i'll post a random wooyay. yes, i shall.
and a penguin
I must admit
it's a repost - but I needed an image
Aaaagh
Tarrant on TV!
Nasty...
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:42,
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Aaaagh
Tarrant on TV!
Nasty...
Well said.
Just trying to think which one I'd go for if I had to...
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:46,
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It's the same person
viewed through beer-goggles of varying intensity :)
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:52,
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Stop reading this drivel, and get some exercise ...
... and now I am two separate gorillas.
(Yet another Bonzos reference, youngsters.)
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:47,
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... and now I am two separate gorillas.
(Yet another Bonzos reference, youngsters.)
Look over walls!
Tease people!
Brush them aside as if they were matchsticks!
Wrestle poodles and win!
big woo to you to.
song is "Mr Apollo", obscure late '60s reference
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:51,
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Brush them aside as if they were matchsticks!
Wrestle poodles and win!
big woo to you to.
song is "Mr Apollo", obscure late '60s reference
Well spotted
The Count Basie Orchestra on triangle
Roy Rogers on Trigger
and so on.
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:00,
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Roy Rogers on Trigger
and so on.
Who knows?
Hopefully new threads will be kept to a minimum whilst we test. Also- how many pics does it take before modems start spontaneously combusting? I mean, I'm ok, I've got a shared 96Mbit connection.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:54,
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and seeing as we're reposting images...
...this one kind of begs to be replosted.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 22:58,
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...this one kind of begs to be replosted.
and seeing as we're reposting images...
...this one kind of begs to be replosted.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:00,
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...this one kind of begs to be replosted.
tell me about it.
I made that one the day i joined this site, before it took over my life...
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:09,
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Cockbadger!
Hahahaha, nice word!
I find myself using words from this board in real life these days. Especially "Fucksocks".
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:00,
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I find myself using words from this board in real life these days. Especially "Fucksocks".
I use "fucksocks" a lot...
...and the passive form "fucksocked".
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:02,
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I'd like to see more usage of some of the more exotic
expletives. Wifecrust, in particular.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:05,
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So many derivatives...
Fucksock
Fucksocks
Fucksocked
Fucksockers
Fucksocking
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:05,
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Fucksocks
Fucksocked
Fucksockers
Fucksocking
Only thing is
it's one post away from being pushed off the page!
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 23:05,
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Indeed it is
and after coming back from t'pub I feel the need to be involded...before it's archived forever. Anyways I'm off to bed now, so goodnight to all you late-night spazzers :)
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 0:45,
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Me too
Just to de-lurk on this once-in-a-threadtime opportunity.
/lurk.
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:14,
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/lurk.
Insomnia...
I'm not half as tired as I used to be...
This is completely Non-Shopped:
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 1:31,
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This is completely Non-Shopped:
The winner crosses the finishing lion
This seemed right last night, but now it is crap. Keeping the thread alive though.
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:03,
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This seemed right last night, but now it is crap. Keeping the thread alive though.
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implicit none
real*8 i
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 9:37,
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real*8 i
DO i=0, 100
WRITE(*, *) 'thread still going, woo!'
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because
everyone's already posted?
no-one can be arsed to load the page anymore?
people on the main board don't know/have forgotten about it?
Ooohhhh.... well, we can remedy that last one :-)
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 10:51,
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no-one can be arsed to load the page anymore?
people on the main board don't know/have forgotten about it?
Ooohhhh.... well, we can remedy that last one :-)
I
woke up.
here. have penguin stupidity.
www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2003/01/16/MN175528.DTL
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Fri 17 Jan 2003, 16:44,
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here. have penguin stupidity.
www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2003/01/16/MN175528.DTL
Keep the thread
AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sat 18 Jan 2003, 0:27,
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as was eviilllll cat!
when will this archive? when the top message is a week old, or the others?
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 20:07,
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when will this archive? when the top message is a week old, or the others?