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# subject line compo

we want your short texty lols
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# that took me too long
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# arf!
TJ: Any Javascript Gods out there can do me a favour?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# what do you need?
nb. my Javascript knowledge is extra-rickety
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# gaz me
I think I may need the unpossible
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# b3ta
Shagging your mum this sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# might cause another earthquake..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Only if she's gay
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Ok, revision I
b3ta:
Shagging your gay mum this sunday to cause an earthquake
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# can i tweak it a bit further...
b3ta: shagging your gay mum in the shitbox this sunday to cause an earthquake
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I wouldn't go near his mum if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# lol
in-joke week FTW
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# LOLFRAN'SGLASSES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# With no news to black out since 1993
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# FREE INSIDE: A CUT-OUT-AND-KEEP MAP SHOWING PRINCE HARRY'S EXACT LOCATION
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# this
think of the extra readership this will attract in the middle east
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# AN MoD APPROVED NEWS SOURCE
or

QUAKING YOUR INBOX WITH ITS SEISMIC GOODNESS

can I be really cheeky, and ask for a mention in this newsletter? it's my 6th birthday today :D
(edit: and, so I dont sound greedy, any other b3tan leaplings. its only fair, we dont get presents often)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# but for an hour and a bit it would be my 9th today.
instead it's my 36th tomorrow... but you don't see me asking for a fucking mention*



*because I know I won't get one
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# so, you're actually saying your birthday is march 1st
therefore entitling you to a birthday EVERY year

I was actually due on feb 16th, but I'm a lazy bastard, so I had a lay-in
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# MAKING YOUR INBOX'S EARTH MOVE, WHATEVER THE WEATHER
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# If you don't want to know the answer, look away now
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# IN UR INBOX, SHOOTING AT UR ROYALS
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# EXCLUSIVE: PRINCE WILLIAM LEADING ARMED FORCES IN MORDOR
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# on the tip of your tongue like a childs puckered ring
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# More fun than Eduardos ankle
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i heard it loves the craic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Eduardo's ankle has already become a leg end...
ha bloody ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I Was Harry's Double
Pretty Noisy On The Eastern Front
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# THE SLIGHTLY LESS SHIT BITS OF THE INTARWEB
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Wishing everyone a Happy FryDay
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12752
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Whats worse, necrophilia or rape?
sigh
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Ask that Levi bloke.
He had the best of both worlds.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Levi Stubbs?
How dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Levi Roots?
What exactly goes into his reggae reggae sauce then?
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# surely necrophilia *is* rape?
unless the corpse consented in his will, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# i wonder if the prizon sentence is shorter if they rape them after murder.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Yes
only 3 lives, not 5
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Your ginger furor is so lazy he just picked this line out of a whole thread of suggestions, completely at random, and now you a forced to read this: Namble bute, namble bute, bamble but, namble bute, racktamang, racktamang, cunt spackle, jesus dick fart
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# lolzcannonfodder
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Prince Harry exclusive on YouTube (only available in Pakistan and China)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# SECRETLY CAUSING EARTHQUAKES FOR 10 WEEKS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Bring back the birch (and the shakles)
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# GINGER NAZI HAPPY SLAPPING ON TEH FRONT LINE
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# SECRETLY FILMING WITH YOUR INBOX ON THE FRONT LINE
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Masturbating Furiously as Civilization Decays
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# FOOD THAT EATS YOU!
i demand it!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Lincolnshire flattened by earthquake. Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Prince Harry to hastily withdraw just before he's shot
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
#
's shot shoots
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Open to
variations!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# We're on an express newsletter to hell. going DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ^this
you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Uncovering internet fun faster than abused childeren from a Jersey cellar!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hello is that the News of the World?
I'm in Afghanistan and want to come home now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# artytorrent packs
oh yes indeed. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# cool mate.
fill your boots. They are all acified already so you are good to go. BPM is especially helpful.
I'm in the middle of sample editing right now, just alter this pan performance curve ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# erm
*nods knowingly*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# make the sample
go from left to right like what they do in the studio with Kylie an' stuff. ( better?)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# uh yes
i think so. but doesn't that hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# NOCTURNAL BEAKFEST FROM URSA MINOR
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I don't know, I just don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# something about depression.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# MORE EFFECTIVE AGAINST DEPRESSION THAN A POORLY CONDUCTED MEDICAL STUDY
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# would you like a pink wafer?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hehe, is that a euphemism?
i'll have a taste of your pink wafer anytime, darling
/sleaze
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# YOUR INBOX IS A JERSEY CARE HOME AND WE'RE THE POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# CAN YOU BURY STING FOR US PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# haha
i think the newsletter title HAS to be about this...very rarely do we get the opportunity to offend so may of the sexually abused, alive and dead, with one short line of text. It would simply be a crime to let this go.

Or we could wait until the mass grave is uncovered inevitably...

*masturbates*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I just did a shit the size of Barrymores fist
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# In World War II, the average name of a combat soldier was Jim, in the Iraq war it was H-H-H-H-H-Harry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Flying down your email runway from the Houses of Parliament roof.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# maps.google.afg/Harry's location
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# GUARANTEED MORE EFFECTIVE AGAINST DEPRESSION THAN WWW.PLACEBO.COM
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# harry's jihad
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I have a fact if you like your fonts
The font used by Durex on most of their marketing is "FF Cocon"
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# this is the best fact I've heard all hour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# this is true, but it's not exactly the same sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha!
jeez!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Even more fun than overtime at a Jersey based children's home!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# More fun than replastering the basement...
...Shackled to a bathtub.
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# WITH ADDED GOOD CHALLENGE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Daddy's got to clean in there...
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# procrastination made easy
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# GENUINE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES INSTALLED ON YOUR COMPUTER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ooh
where do i click :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# OMG EARTHQUAKE MAED ME LIEK MIKAL J FOX!1
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# OMG
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# didn't you like him before?
the man's a legend!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# more fun than a sky full of ghost arses
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# loon
(~?~)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# More fun that a broken leg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# A ginger cunt distracting you while hostages rot in Iraq
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# MAKING YOUR MOUTH GO 'O' LIKE A TIGHTLY PUCKERED NIPSY
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# like that martin lewis thing you seem to always get but less useful
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# As endorsed by Levi Bellfield's favourite band
Scouting for Girls
(Scat Tevens, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# WINRAR!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# not really news, not really a letter
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)