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[challenge entry] Mmm, grotesquely distorted Homer head biscuits


I blame my 6 year old daughter, who was project manager.

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha these are wonderful!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# tasty
yet very scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# *Applauds*
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Mmmm, Hooomer.
In other news;
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# someone's been pissing in the gene pool
also: the SANS!
(big fat cocks, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Indeed.
The whole 'bookmarks in ya address bar' thing is somewhat problematic.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# i think this guy may be related
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I read that as retarded

which might also be true, I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I want those pants.
You can keep the human.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I've asked you before,
please stop stalking me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i am so deprived of man-flesh
that even he looks worth a shag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# is nobody going to pander to this attention seeking?
come on b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# *twirls hair around finger*
well hello ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# i can't belive this lot
b3ta must have gone poof
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i know, i'm flogging a dead horse here
come to think of it, i'd get more attention from this bunch of bastards if i was really flogging a dead horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# *buys said dead horse*
you can keep your bum sex
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# thats a he?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# yes, it's a he, mullet be damned!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Is that someone else's hand doing the cupping?
and why is he carrying two firelighters?
(I helped save b3ta! Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# He so sexeh!
and uses Harmony!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I won't sleep tonight.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# smashing stuff
made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Mmmmmm
biscuits...
(Dr Frank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Second one of the bottom row is my favourite
(__, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I like the top right.
It looks kind of amphibian.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# it's gill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# The bottom right one has a nasty looking tumour
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# "i'm sorry, you have inoperable brain chocolate"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I thought that was David Bowie?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# no!
bowie is MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Brian Peppers
(__, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# YES!
I have actual tears rolling down my face with laughter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# =]
the one with blue and brown eyes is awesome
(bleeee wants to lay your mum, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# ^
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# i recommend your daughter be signed up forthwith
i really am going now, night all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# These are woo but a little bit disturbing,
and the one on the bottom with the blue n brown smartie eyes makes me think of Abe's Odyssey, or possibly one of Ed Edd and Eddie...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Dear god!
Still, i suppose it keep her off drugs.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Tesla bees are coming in a bit.
Just eating a pizza. Look the the east horizon on the 60th minute of my passing and you will see them.

On the 60th minute....look to the east.

/bad LOTR blog
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Fuck yes
:D
I just devoured a pack o mini eggs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I have a feeling I'd like to see these tesla bees
My older brother made a Tesla coil in the garden a while back, it was friggin' epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Tesla coil!
Fuck Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I thought this at the time.
The whole garden was glowing all bluey-like.

I ruddy love electricity.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Duuuude.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# But what does mine say
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I think you should fire your daughter
and eat the biscuits

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Excellent work.
*awards badge*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# hahha
i can hear the second one from the bottom left screaming "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Excorcism Needed: Call Reverend Lovejoy
Recon the one with the funky coloured eyes is just brilliant
(Treadfeather, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# hi
(bleeee wants to lay your mum, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# YOU
Aww :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Haha
Utter brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# It's Hamar Sampsin
(Skooma, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# add green food colouring
Fungus The Bogeyman!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# HAHAHAH
Second from the left on the bottom is the best!
Have this WIP. Here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# hahah
spaz attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# this is all kinds of win
edit: and your daughter is an artist.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# How much each?
Hahahaha Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# tell your 6 year old daughter
she may be great at biscuits but her optimisation is shite . . . C];0p

Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Welcome!
And congratulations :)
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# she is a surrealist
i approve of her, buy her a pony!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha awesome team leading :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)
# EAT THEM
before they eat you
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Truly excellent first post.
Tell your daughter that in a few years time she has a job in my cafe ready and waiting for her.

I like her flair.


*does not have an actual cafe yet but intends to aquire one in due course*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)
# dough!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Scary
but yummy
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# this post has a rather large amoint of WIN!
it's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)
# fan diddly tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# These are ACE
and rather terrifying...

Sorta like silent hill biscuits....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# *WANTS!!!*
make me some now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# awesome!
just awesome. do they taste nice?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Those are AWESOME
and I want a cookie!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)