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[challenge entry] Mmm, grotesquely distorted Homer head biscuits


I blame my 6 year old daughter, who was project manager.

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha these are wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# tasty
yet very scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# *Applauds*
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Mmmm, Hooomer.
In other news;
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# someone's been pissing in the gene pool
also: the SANS!
(big fat cocks, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Indeed.
The whole 'bookmarks in ya address bar' thing is somewhat problematic.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# i think this guy may be related
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I read that as retarded

which might also be true, I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I want those pants.
You can keep the human.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I've asked you before,
please stop stalking me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i am so deprived of man-flesh
that even he looks worth a shag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# is nobody going to pander to this attention seeking?
come on b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# *twirls hair around finger*
well hello ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# i can't belive this lot
b3ta must have gone poof
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i know, i'm flogging a dead horse here
come to think of it, i'd get more attention from this bunch of bastards if i was really flogging a dead horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# *buys said dead horse*
you can keep your bum sex
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# thats a he?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# yes, it's a he, mullet be damned!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Is that someone else's hand doing the cupping?
and why is he carrying two firelighters?
(I helped save b3ta! Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# He so sexeh!
and uses Harmony!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I won't sleep tonight.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# smashing stuff
made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Mmmmmm
biscuits...
(Dr Frank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Second one of the bottom row is my favourite
(__, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I like the top right.
It looks kind of amphibian.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# it's gill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# The bottom right one has a nasty looking tumour
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# "i'm sorry, you have inoperable brain chocolate"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I thought that was David Bowie?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# no!
bowie is MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Brian Peppers
(__, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# YES!
I have actual tears rolling down my face with laughter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# =]
the one with blue and brown eyes is awesome
(bleeee wants to lay your mum, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# i recommend your daughter be signed up forthwith
i really am going now, night all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# These are woo but a little bit disturbing,
and the one on the bottom with the blue n brown smartie eyes makes me think of Abe's Odyssey, or possibly one of Ed Edd and Eddie...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Dear god!
Still, i suppose it keep her off drugs.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Tesla bees are coming in a bit.
Just eating a pizza. Look the the east horizon on the 60th minute of my passing and you will see them.

On the 60th minute....look to the east.

/bad LOTR blog
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Fuck yes
:D
I just devoured a pack o mini eggs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I have a feeling I'd like to see these tesla bees
My older brother made a Tesla coil in the garden a while back, it was friggin' epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Tesla coil!
Fuck Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I thought this at the time.
The whole garden was glowing all bluey-like.

I ruddy love electricity.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Duuuude.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# But what does mine say
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I think you should fire your daughter
and eat the biscuits

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Excellent work.
*awards badge*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# hahha
i can hear the second one from the bottom left screaming "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Excorcism Needed: Call Reverend Lovejoy
Recon the one with the funky coloured eyes is just brilliant
(Treadfeather, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# hi
(bleeee wants to lay your mum, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# YOU
Aww :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Haha
Utter brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# It's Hamar Sampsin
(Skooma, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# add green food colouring
Fungus The Bogeyman!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# HAHAHAH
Second from the left on the bottom is the best!
Have this WIP. Here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# hahah
spaz attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# this is all kinds of win
edit: and your daughter is an artist.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# How much each?
Hahahaha Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# tell your 6 year old daughter
she may be great at biscuits but her optimisation is shite . . . C];0p

Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Welcome!
And congratulations :)
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# she is a surrealist
i approve of her, buy her a pony!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha awesome team leading :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)
# EAT THEM
before they eat you
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Truly excellent first post.
Tell your daughter that in a few years time she has a job in my cafe ready and waiting for her.

I like her flair.


*does not have an actual cafe yet but intends to aquire one in due course*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)
# dough!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Scary
but yummy
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# this post has a rather large amoint of WIN!
it's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)
# fan diddly tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# These are ACE
and rather terrifying...

Sorta like silent hill biscuits....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# *WANTS!!!*
make me some now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# awesome!
just awesome. do they taste nice?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Those are AWESOME
and I want a cookie!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)