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# newsletter subjectline compo
we're doing the choosing
so type something amusing
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Recession caused us to write this with charcoal
and cats tails
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I'm smoking a fat cuban tonight.
And by that I mean I am shooting a man with an eating disorder called Tito.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# millions feared dead
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# g force facefucks horse on racecourse
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# i do like this one.
it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# this is a newsletter. It gets bigger if fondled.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# lapping feverishly at Madonna's cock drips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Team Madonna: She's got a body of a man half her age
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# ....in her basement and she's slowly extracting his nutrients.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# When she gives a hand job I bet she grips so hard you can feel her knuckles through her fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Fist being the operative word I think, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# with hilarious consequences
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# PISSING DOWN YOUR SHIRT COLLAR WITH B3CONOMICS TRICKLE-DOWN THEORY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# like downs syndrome,
only with more drool
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# You're dead if you don't fart: Official
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Spliced together like a human/animal embryo hybrid in the petri dish that is your inbox
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Madonna explodes, millions of orphans feared happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# will make you shit pure bricks
of delight and want to build a little reading hut out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# who's gonna get palin's campaign clothes? a fucking tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Baby David, victim of a broken marriage! could be worse, he could have AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Madonna to get divorce. World could give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# THIS WEEK WE'RE TURNING ON OUR AUDIENCE. YOU PILE OF FUCKING SHITSUPPERS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# 100 times more absorbant than the leading brand
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Now featuring the Forensic Gardener's Supplement
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Did you hear about the man who went to a Velcro sale?
He thought it was rip off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# A Jeremy Kyle 'guest' waiting to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Is it ribbons time
I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# This Headline In Tomorrow's Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# 96.3% better than porn*



*Really bad porn
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Ringo Star and Madonna tribute album in shops now
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Ringo Star and Madonna sex tape leaked
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# "Bendy-buses, like atheism, are a danger to the public at large"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Big surge in hits on the BBC News Site at 9.56am
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# didn't you suggest this last week
'n the week b4?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# every week the same, only the time changes...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# 'Overuse' 'of' 'quote' 'marks' 'in' 'BBC's' 'top' 'stories'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# you "forgot" 'these'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# "n'o"'I"'d'i"d"n"'t'""
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Where's Governor Palin from? Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Adding to Paul Dacre's Pension fund since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *applauds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Haha!
That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Now with audio commentary by Kerry Katona!
Mangagnngnnnrrrppllasssinnnnsaarepait...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# DID WE MENTION THAT B3TA ACTIVELY ENCOURAGES PAEDOPHILIA? WE'RE MORE THAN JUST OK WITH IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Find out everything you need to know
here!
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# JEEEEEEEEZUS CHRIST ON A LITTLE TIKE!!!!!
THAT'S POP-UP CENTRAL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Yay for Firefox!
Didn't get a single popup!

Even though it's called Kidipede - which usually instigates popups for me...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# ha, i got loads, even though i'm behind a work firewall with pop-up blocker.
it was working over-time but it couldn't stop the influx of crap!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Recalled due to Qu'ran lyrical content
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Allah you baaaaby!
And if it's quite alright, I need you baaaabyy......
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# The weekend starts here
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Pissing in the face of the internet
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# like some sort of extreme horse?
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# B3TA : EXTREME HORSE ISSUE XXX
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Hehehe, oh yes....
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ZOMG!RECESIIONSLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# xXxLol PalinxXx
.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Not doing it so you have to.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# free Kerry Katona crack pipe inside
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Flood of asylum
seekers feared. Pictures and full story, page 4.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# IT'S FRIDAY, IT'S THREE O'CLOCK, IT'S BUMRAPEY TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# ooooh I could stuff a gape!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
#
friday Gregorio

Rissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# c est ne'pas une newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# magritte lols
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Slurring our words without medication
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Thhhhaaassss why mmuuummmms goto Iceshland
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Might as well read it, you're gonna get fired anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# MAX CLIFFORD, MOUTHPIECE FOR UNTALENTED FUCKED UP DOGLIKE CELEBRITIES THE WORLD OVER!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# IT WASN'T MEDICATION, IT WASN'T BOOZE, IT WAS MY MANFAT TRICKLING DOWN HER THROAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Fighting for your right to party
Phillipino horse style!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DOSE OF GREGORIO FUNTIME!!!
Anti-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha
how odd...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# CELEBRITIES DO IT
SO IT MUST BE GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# W/E GSM, seeks BDSM/S&M & W/S, no dyslexics...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Weekend Grenache Shiraz Mouvedre?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# B3TA : saving the economy with counterfeit money
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Delivered without the aid of any Portuguese truckers
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# a festering penis in the arsehole of your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# PEACHES GELDOFF, BAD TANVESTITE IMPRESSIONS OF MADONNA A SPECIALTY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Your Notification of Redundancy
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Gordon Brown ate my burger today and said he'd gladly pay for it on Tuesday
the fat shit
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# More mirth than a Chav joyrider in a Sinclair C5
stuck in reverse
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# We all worry about a recession
but who knows what recession means, might as well worry about astraphobia
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I don't mind Astras
It's the Novas which contain the chavs though, they're the ones I'm worried about.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# This week's news letter is 'K'
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# proud sponsors of kerry katona's sex tape, it's a cracker!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Pfft!
LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# funnier if you have an internet connection
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I'm not actually wearing a hat
No, really.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# B3ta...
Like Alaska and like Bristol Palin, open for commercial drilling
(nordelius, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# CHEER UP AND START SPENDING MONEY, YOU CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU PUT IT IN HER VAGINA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# twatlumps a-go-go
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT MY HUBBY, GUY!
/south park
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# The b3ta Newsletter - More fun than dipping your one eye'd jappo in a bucket full of custard!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Like Y-fronts with no pants in them
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# THERE IS PROBABLY NO NEWSLETTER
NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR AFTERNOON
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# B3ta News letter: Yet more compromising links to get you fired
or

Newsletter: Degenerate filth and juvenile humour delivered straight to your PC because you love it.

or

Newsletter: Glitter free since we spat him out.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Like Martin Moneytips newsletter - only with facefucking.
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)