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# newsletter subject line compo
you do the amusing
and we'll for the choosing
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# JADE GOODY DIED (of pig flu) FOR OUR SINS
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# That'll do pig, that'll do.
What?! it's a babe quote.

Oh, fine.

PIG WILLIES AND FLAPS AND COUGHING LOLOLOL.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Ha, I liked it anyway
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Dutch Royal family have Swine Flu, thats why that guy was trying to kill them...

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# You can't have PANDEMIC without PANIC
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# PANIC DEM!


(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# If you don't like my driving
stay off the pavement
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# when i roll a 13 my shoggoth will destroy your omfgre
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# >shoot Kerrek
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# internet loves you
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Come out to lunch me with...Get me divorced!


(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AT SOME POINT
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# No we're not you liar!
You're just scaremongering! I refuse to die!

Go and mong your scares somewhere else, weird internet guy.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# so stop worrying
and enjoy my wife.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Topical witticism bullshit.
Enjoy your subject line.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# coughing up bacon in your general area
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Hitting your inbox like a Suzuki Swift
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# pfffft
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# This one^
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# This^
That is all
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# snigger - thats ace
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Makes Charles Clarke ashamed to be a b3tan
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAACHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOink
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Winner.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# print out, fold up, and you too can have a pig-flu repellent mask (elastic sold separately )
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# We'll huff and we'll puff and you'll infect us with your FUCKING desease
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(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Squeal for me boy, Squeal like a pig...aaaaah....CHOO!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# "Bacon or death?"
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# "with an oink oink here, and an oink oink there. Here a sneeze, there a sneeze, everywhere a sneeze, sneeze".
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# like an asian chicken and mexican pork sandwich, germing you up inside
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# More people will read this newsletter than will catch swine flu.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# SAVING YOUR BACON SINCE 2001
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Mexico City bash cancelled
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# have you ever seen a pig sneeze?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# so this is what it is like to get fucked by a mexican
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Dutch tribute to JG Ballard ends badly
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Sainsbury's Chorizo still fucking overpriced.
(actually, that's Spanish isn't it, not Mexican? *arses*)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# This Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks newsletter - Now with Swine Flu
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# The b3ta Newsletter - now 98% HappyToast
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# /\ this
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Cheaper than a Dutch royalty parade bus
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Calsberg don't do royal parades, but if they did...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Delivery for Mr. Architect!
Hull - a guide for new residents.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Token
B3ta brought to you by the letters B, T, A and the number 3.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# AMERICA SUFFERS SHORTAGE IN DOMESTIC HELP
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# LOL SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!11
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Victims of a matriarch
...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# How many have to die before we stop criticising the government?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# the Turqoise Shellsuit edition
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Jane: The Musical
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Bird Flu = Tesco Value Swine Flu
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# First Sign of the Aporkalypse
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Putting the anemic into pandemic.
Maybe.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# now with added rashers
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# The Kenyan women are withholding sex over this newsletter
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Whale flu in the Thames
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# whose been telling porkies
the swine
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER: IT JUST GOT WORSE...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# "Stay on target. STAY ON... *cough* ...TARGET."
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22, archived)