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# newsletter subject line compo
you do the amusing
and we'll for the choosing
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# JADE GOODY DIED (of pig flu) FOR OUR SINS
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# That'll do pig, that'll do.
What?! it's a babe quote.

Oh, fine.

PIG WILLIES AND FLAPS AND COUGHING LOLOLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Ha, I liked it anyway
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Dutch Royal family have Swine Flu, thats why that guy was trying to kill them...

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# You can't have PANDEMIC without PANIC
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# PANIC DEM!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# If you don't like my driving
stay off the pavement
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# when i roll a 13 my shoggoth will destroy your omfgre
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# >shoot Kerrek
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# internet loves you
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Come out to lunch me with...Get me divorced!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AT SOME POINT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# No we're not you liar!
You're just scaremongering! I refuse to die!

Go and mong your scares somewhere else, weird internet guy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# so stop worrying
and enjoy my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Topical witticism bullshit.
Enjoy your subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# coughing up bacon in your general area
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Hitting your inbox like a Suzuki Swift
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# This one^
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# This^
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# snigger - thats ace
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Makes Charles Clarke ashamed to be a b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAACHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOink
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# print out, fold up, and you too can have a pig-flu repellent mask (elastic sold separately )
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# We'll huff and we'll puff and you'll infect us with your FUCKING desease
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Squeal for me boy, Squeal like a pig...aaaaah....CHOO!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# "Bacon or death?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# "with an oink oink here, and an oink oink there. Here a sneeze, there a sneeze, everywhere a sneeze, sneeze".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# like an asian chicken and mexican pork sandwich, germing you up inside
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# More people will read this newsletter than will catch swine flu.
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# SAVING YOUR BACON SINCE 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Mexico City bash cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# have you ever seen a pig sneeze?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxOikAJqjYg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# so this is what it is like to get fucked by a mexican
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Dutch tribute to JG Ballard ends badly
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Sainsbury's Chorizo still fucking overpriced.
(actually, that's Spanish isn't it, not Mexican? *arses*)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# This Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks newsletter - Now with Swine Flu
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# The b3ta Newsletter - now 98% HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# /\ this
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Cheaper than a Dutch royalty parade bus
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Calsberg don't do royal parades, but if they did...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Delivery for Mr. Architect!
Hull - a guide for new residents.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Token
B3ta brought to you by the letters B, T, A and the number 3.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# AMERICA SUFFERS SHORTAGE IN DOMESTIC HELP
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# LOL SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Victims of a matriarch
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# How many have to die before we stop criticising the government?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# the Turqoise Shellsuit edition
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Jane: The Musical
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Bird Flu = Tesco Value Swine Flu
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# First Sign of the Aporkalypse
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Putting the anemic into pandemic.
Maybe.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# now with added rashers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# The Kenyan women are withholding sex over this newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Whale flu in the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# whose been telling porkies
the swine
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER: IT JUST GOT WORSE...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# "Stay on target. STAY ON... *cough* ...TARGET."
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22, archived)