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I have come to the conclusion that life is a big pile of shit and its really not worth the fuss

This isn't some poncey emo suicide whine before you get up on your pretentious high horses.
Just that swings and roundabouts, the reality of it all etc etc its all tits up really.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)

I'd get that rash seen to first thing

Second, have a nice cup of tea

Things carry on and it ain't half bad sometimes

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)

that's half the problem

things carrying on, over and over, never learning

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)

I know when there is nothing I can say

but you do seem like a nice chap and I'm sorry your blue. With red bits.
Perspective change maybe? Catch a train and go for a big walk with a packed lunch and a thermos filled with hot ribena. That's good :-)

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)

They learn something.

You go from horse and cart to automobile.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)

It could be a rash, or it could be the guy across the street, with his laser pointer.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)

remarkable accuracy for such a small target :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)

Practice makes perfect.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)

are you kidding?

it reaches down to the floor!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)

rofl

omgwtfbbqetc.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)

i know

i know...

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spacefish bong!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)

Combine the two:

Burn the rash away in your scalding hot cuppa tea.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)

make tea not love

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)

Thats what she said

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:29, archived)

STD suck

I feel you.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)

"feel /for/ you"?

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)

How do you think he got it in the first place...?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)

I was trying to talk fly

decided to drop the 'brother'.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)

I Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel you

your sun it shines
I feel you
Within my mind
You take me there
You take me where
The kingdom comes
You take me to
And lead me through
Babylon

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)

Oh god, it worse than we thought

he's gone all Depeche Mode on us!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)

lets all od on crack and heroine in LA hotels!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:29, archived)

Just can't get enough of that crack.

(Soooo Sorry!!)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)

talk to SSG he will cheer you up

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)

I suggest

you listen to "Time" by Pink Floyd.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)

I may live near Cambridge

but i'm not that pretentious or old ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)

Time is a great track though! You don't have to be old to enjoy PF

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)

Shit happens and people deal with it.

La la la whatever.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)

Please,

don't talk like that. I've had a rough time myself, note the name change for legal reasons, but I'm way too bloody minded to give up. Fight back, it can be fun, if not fattening.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)

fighting back gets you no where and causes animosity

giving in and accepting makes you hate yourself

its all a big pile of poo

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)

Yes, it is a pile of poo.

But it is our poo and it is all we got. If you are hating yourself it is only because you are cheating yourself.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)

nah life is bloody brilliant,

it's just that sometimes we can't see it, because we get caught up in ourselves thinking we ought to get what we want instead of what we ask for. But then when we finally realise this and get round to asking for what we want, we finally realise that what we want is self-contradictory. But we can't change what we want, because we've been conned into thinking our wants define our selves.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)

Actually mine is a bit poo at the moment

But I'm fighting away.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)

we all have our ups and downs,

just don't blame the Universe, because there is no up and down in space.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)

I blame fate and selfishness

at the moment. The Alley Music Corp, who i can't quite pin down have got me banned from You Tube, and have threatend further action. I have a great job but can't quite pay the mortgage doing it. I'm old, single and incredibly dull to talk to. I cannot sing like i used to.
Nobodies fault, but it all hurts just the same.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)

Why does it hurt?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)

It hurts

because I care I suppose.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)

Yes!

But are you really judging yourself by your own standards? That is the question only you can answer. Who said there was anything wrong with being old and single, for instance?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)

Try it ;)

I don't know who's standards I use; i hope my own, but it is easy to go wrong there. Maybe my Dads, maybe my Mums, but that is all too deep and personal to share on here.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)

give in hating yourself as well, then.

meta.

give up on the idea that you have to live up to anyone else's expectations.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:32, archived)

I don't live up to anyones expectations

But that's not the problem

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)

what's up, then?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)

job, health of loved ones, money and inability to sleep will do for starters

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)

well the last one is no doubt caused by all the others,

but the second one is the only one that's really worth caring about.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:57, archived)

well, i could see how the others could exacerbate it

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spacefish bong!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)

Well

I can tick off 2 out of those 4 (My mum has breast cancer, dad fell over in the snow and and broke his wrist, mother-in-law is signed off work with depression - and I don't sleep properly at the best of times, less so at the moment.)

However, my GP was very helpful with the insomnia - and it's the easiest one of the 4 to tackle. Once you've got some decent sleep behind you, it's a lot easier to stay strong for your loved ones.

Work can be a complete arse, and if you've got problems elsewhere it doesn't make work any easier. If you can change job, do (toolboxes have wheels for a reason). If you can't, then try to remember it's only 8 hours a day - live for the other 16.

Look after yourself, your drawing is ace, and I for one would miss it. ;-)

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LP, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)

Someone needs a hug :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)

you and your awesome photo skills

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)

...awesome lunches ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)

oh my

they have those at London Zoo now the Mangabeys

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boff FL OZ, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)

Yep

Not bad at reproducing as well

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)

Giving in

doesn't mean you are accepting something. I have just given in and am about to fuck off as a result. It may well turn out to be the best thing I have done.

In the same way bad things always happen, so do good. It's just a question of waiting for them. :)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:37, archived)

accepting things doesn't mean you are giving in, either.

neither is necessarily bad anyway, except by the standards of this foolish competition-based society that we are surrounded by.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)

This is true.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)

it's all bigger, faster, stronger, harder,

an obsession with spiralling excess. According to them, if you don't live up to it, you're a failure, and if you don't want to, you're a loser (because "obviously" everyone wants it really so if you say you don't you're just playing sour grapes). Well, fuck that. They're the losers, if you ask me. They're the ones living in Hell.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)

Ha hahaha

You sound like you know one of my soon to be ex-bosses! Never work for a sports player with a ban - competitive and time to kill bugging you!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:50, archived)

This was the attitude expressed in a book I picked up once.

It made me cross. The really annoying thing about it, though, is that it was essentially right. You do have to be that kind of soulless freak to be "successful" as society today defines it. Except it didn't make me think I was wrong. It made me think society was wrong.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)

Yeah,

I kind of agree with it too. If you are single minded enough to only have one goal then it works fine, I personally have many things I like to do, and have seen enough of life to know that that approach is not what I want.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)

there's so much life to live,

but they've got us all chasing carrots on sticks instead.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)

i just walk my dogs

they like me even if the world is shite

so get a doggie

/redundant 3 times in 2 years

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boff FL OZ, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)

oh yes.

I got a job recently. now I keep thinking "I wish I got to stay at home all day so I could walk the dog."
Or walk anywhere, in fact. I had to leave early today for a Doctor's apt. so I got the chance to walk home via the shops. I'm the most cheerful I've been for ages. It's the simple things that make a difference. Having to shop in supermarkets really gets me down.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)

supermarkets are poo

see andreas gursky photos

me and my 2 doggies prefer proper shops and they like my doggies too

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boff FL OZ, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)

I'll tell you what makes me happier than anything else.

Having friends round for Sunday dinner.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)

mmm food

i love cooking

my roasts are legendary as is my choc bread pudding. I see it as my contribution to evolution and life. I cant do bugger all else

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boff FL OZ, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)

Chin up, old chap.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)

I do hope that's not some poncey emo suicide whine.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)

that is the wrong conclusion

..especially for one who makes others smile - a lot

(I know - "puke")

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)

"This isn't some poncey emo suicide whine ..."

"...Just that swings and roundabouts, the reality of it all"

Sorry Mr Toast, that's definitely an emo whine.

Dip you dick in some yogurt and stop moaning

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)

My pretentious high horse has run away.

I think it's on that roundabout.

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zoldergoose, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)

Eeeeeeemmmooooooo

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)

What you need

is a bit of YouTube therapy

and perhaps some ointment.

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revolution now 👊, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)

say wha?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)

Sorry for size, but everyone should have proper broadband by now.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)

Your suppose to be Happy, Mr. Toast

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)

ahhhahhhhah I like this

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)

this is sadly true

and it all gets under your nails

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)

Anyhow cheer up there is always a nail brush handy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)

Ha ha ha.

Genuine lol.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:50, archived)

Also:

There's no nail brush handy if you travel by plane...

Then again, if you can hijack a plane with a nail brush, you fucking deserve the plane!

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RarelyEvil, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)

haha this is great

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)

Pffft

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)

spend a week in my shoes

they are high heels you will love them

ashley my life is shit but getting used to it

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boff FL OZ, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)

yeah me too

but i keep on for some reason i have yet to fathom

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:37, archived)

it's all a matter of size

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)

Wow...

That is... That is something.
Is that a nipple?

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RarelyEvil, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:45, archived)

I agree

However, you seem to have a few things going right for you (much more than me anyway; I'm well & truly bolloxed) so focus on those.

I know that 'it could be worse' talk is a load of crap (as if earthquakes in Haiti are supposed to make you feel better... yeah right), but whatever etc.

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custard, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)

depends what your view of going right is

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)

here i have made it better