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Due to a mix-up during the castings...

Chorlton very nearly made it big much earlier than most people realise...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)

that's

splendid that is!

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barnesy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)

hehehehehehhehe

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tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)

anyone know where i can get a movieclip of pj&duncan's let's get ready to rumble vid?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)

Try your local

Oxfam shop.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

they are brilliant for random old music.

our radio
our radio
our radio rocks!

hey!

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tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

They really are

I've seen all sorts of oddities :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

of course

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

tedious' website?

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

you should see him DDR

it's scary and impressive at the same time.

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tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

;)

www.b3ta.com/board/1881693

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

I say.

How spiffy. I've actually held Chorlton in my own little hands...

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Tart Monkey, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)

That's an odd

name for it.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

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Tart Monkey, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)

giger made it big ;)

woo

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

yeah he did, lots of pixels

but who's counting?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

not me

there's too many

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

do you think giger counts

them?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

hehehehe :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

Counts what?

The pixels? Yup, certainly do.
280 wide isn't it? and only about 60-odd k anyway...
quickly doublechecks

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)

are they b3ta emitting pixels?

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

I thought you were a giger counter is all :)

965 x 280 is a lot :) Not too many.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)

D'oh!

Hadn't thought of that...kindly leave the stage!
I basically gauge it by how long it takes fr me to upload it on my unbelieveably slow link...(i.e. shared 28.8k)
If I can load it ok I figure it shouldn't be a problem for pretty much anyone...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)

I wasn't complaining

I was just commenting whoever made it big, you made it big

and counting b3ta pixels with a gigerpunk counter

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)

Errrr...hokay

I'm all confuzzled now...getting too late...need to go have some food (spent all evening doing the reverse of that pic, with Charlton heston in chorltons place, but it was shit (and spent some time rebuilding one of anarkids lego models that the cat knocked on the floor and broke...what a hedonistic lifestyle I lead, eh?))

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)

hehehehe

enjoy :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)

Mmmmm...

Pizzaaaaah...
G'nytol

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)

Ooo-errr missus

First multipic like that that I've done...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

marvelous.

top ness

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iamhyperdog, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

fan

tastic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)

yay!

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rogan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)

ha ha ha woo

class

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pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)

Why the long face?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)

cause the

board was moving slow?

did I win?

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faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)

a slow board is better

than a really fast one. more time to talk

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

well

ya got me there

but I like the pics

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faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

yeah

they're nice, but I don't like it when they fly by

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)

What a nice time to arrive

Top dollar.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)

hehehe.

teriffic.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)

that's pure

class

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

wow

that's great

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

yay!

that's fab...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)

AARRRRGGHH she's a dirty bodybuilding whore!

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)

you had fun making that picture didn't you.

good lord.

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)

Not a lot.

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)

i think

you have stumbled across the reason most people use kittens and owls rather than straining muscle bound crotch fondlers.

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)

I think

you're right.

That's a braver shop than anything I'll ever manage.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

I had always

wondered at that.
I guess I'm a slow learner.

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

And for that

you'll suffer insomnia for weeks.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

You mean MORE insomnia?

I've had a mild case for years.

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

fuck

that's a scary source pic.

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_null_, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)

I know

I can't believe what that triple-headed snake is doing to her!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)

that is horrific

in so many ways

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)

Yeah

what's that stupid face doing there?

I find it a nice counterpoint to the post immediately below, though.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

s'poo but me not care

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)

I like it

woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)

however, my dirty mind has just had a thought about what you could do to make it a bit more wrong.

he only needs one hand to use the mouse...

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tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)

That would be wrong

:)

way wrong.

Bring it on........

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)

i was thinking about making him walk off

and have little "squelch"es and the like coming from the side, then he walks back.

but i thought "maybe i won't... i'd rather not go to hell"

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)

they start younger

and younger

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faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)

b3ta football strip suggestion...

[edit] very basic psd template thing here

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)

need

udders

otherwise superb

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)

haha!

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Kaiser, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

How's this then?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)

you udder loony!

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)

and...

...hernia

(freddybloggspooh Smash!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)

fantastic

that'll pour fear into the heart of those pop bitchers

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

there should be a hat too

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

pirate

hat?

or is that too much?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)

might make headers tricky

I was thinking more a cow coloured baby bonnet

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)

sounds perfect

yet practical

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)

if i see 11 b3tans

playing football wearing that, i will die a happy man
(edit) shit, i'm laughing so much i have to go to the toilet

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Spoon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)

woo

if that's the kit, I've changed my mind .. I want to play now.

bustling striker in the John Hartson mould, I'm saying.

(i.e. I'm a fat git)

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coco, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)

the thought of half of them

showing midriff is worrying.

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bananaman, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)

perfect.

goalie?

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)

it looks like a bukkake experiment gone wrong.

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tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

or gone spectacularly well.

depending on how you look at it.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

sorry i have to do this. tradition

I had a bukkake party last week, but nobody came.

sorry

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)

BOSH!

comedy alloy!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)

heh. not as bad as soem of my bad unix jokes.

wget carter...

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tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)

xterm

inate that line of comedy please

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)

oh god

that is su bad

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Spoon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)

Malcom X11

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tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)

woo!

im up for that. you playing bob?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

Me? On a football pitch running?

That hasn't happened since I heard the pie stall at Brockville was almost sold out.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

ha ha ha!!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)

you forgot the fur trim

and purple piping!

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

Magnificent!

Don't supose you have a template .psd do you?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

whos in the starting XI then?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)

Thought I'd do the honour

www.b3ta.com/board/1892767

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Generationgav, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)

scroll

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)

can i suggest playing me in central mid

as im not much of a striker. Stick me in midfield though and ill crunch any fucker.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

I'm good at scoring goals and making incisive passes.

Not played regularly for a few years though so don't count on much tackling back.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)

We're going to need a big squad

as it's the day after the bash :/

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)

which bash?

the Halloween one?
Can't we play with each other then we'll all be winners.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)

apart...

...from the losers of course ;)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)

where we gonna play it?

I say manchester, the HOME of british football.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)

I agree!!!!!

Then I can come watch and laugh!!!!!!!

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Generationgav, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)

if we get enough

we could just play two b3ta teams against each other

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)

who are you playing?

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tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)

I'll be in mate

I've just mailed you and I won't be drinking at the bash (long story) so I should be in good shape to kick some ass.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)

In answer to all the above questions.

I'm sounding out possible opposition in the form of Popbitch and NTK. If that fails, we'll just play each other.

Will be played in London the Saturday afternoon after the b3ta haloween bash.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)

noooooooo

i wont be able to play if its in london!!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)

actually,

moore, what day you going down to london?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)

I'm getting the coach

on the Friday. Book a train early enough you can get it for £20.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

wheres the bash being held?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

London.

Babushka bar near Kings Cross.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

ah right, so someone ccould come meet me?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

Yup

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)

You will

because you're coming to the haloween bash are you not?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)

if i can get down.

nudge nudge.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

it will have to be videotaped

for bragging/pisstaking purposes

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)

That's definitely your arena

video and all that

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)

For the first 20 minutes

the player-cam will focus on supermoore barfing on the touchline.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)

Christ

I'm gonna need footy boots.

I threw my last pair away following my ankle break a few years back. Arse. Expendeture.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

then for the other 70 mins

supermoore barfing on the goalpost, the referee, himself and the halftime oranges

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

and then another ten mins at the end,

just cos its funny as fuck.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

and for shopping

big sharks into it.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

So all them pics weren't real then

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

athletico b3ta?

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tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)

scroll down a bit

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)

psd available...

...see above edit ;)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)

My suggestion

(quite crap in comparison)

Mainly to see how much of a kicking you get ;-)

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Generationgav, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

i like this one.

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)

moo!

may!!!!

The Breezeblock is just starting with the Chemical Brothers and the m3tatween is taking (an odd as usual) shape :)
And Peaches to come in the mix segment.
How wonderful :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)

ooh breezeblock.

*fires up trplayer

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tef, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

yeah cheers for that!

pity its the fucking chemical brothers (good god what is that latest single..)

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)

Is that a Norman Pause

there?

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discostu oh my, its back, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)

certainly not a Saxon

one ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)

The Chems rock

But I saw them live last weekend and they were absolutely shite, I left about half an hour into their set, shame really as I was looking forward to it.

(Marwood, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)

I think there's a limit to how many times I can enjoy them live

unless they play radically different music.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)

It was quite different

but very samey at the same time if that makes sense.

Ho hum. The Stanton Warriors rocked though so I was happy anyway.

(Marwood, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)

woo

peaches

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coco, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)

All get yourselves

a Svenno outfit (lunchbox optional)

Oh, by the way Bob, I was just looking at your yarr.tk site, and some of the links at the bottom are buggered.

(Marwood, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

fuck...

...I fixed the ones at the top - forgot about the bottom ones.

Cheers.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)

Good strip MB

WOO

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)

Sorry Had to do it

yell if it ain't allowed

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

woo!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)

He reminds me of Taylor Savvy

I told Taylor Savvy this a year and a half ago :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

Surprised Fat Kid Is In Awe Of The Board This Evening

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Mozer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)

But my

Curtains have been closed all night...

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)

random tj.

i found my first post.

i'm a tiny bit amused.

www.b3ta.com/board/archive/847/#post69971

:)

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tef, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)

so he is

those fat kids love it

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

I wonder what

it's like looking into a floating square in mid air and being able to see into the homes of every person looking at that pic..

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Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

Like

wow

(freddybloggspooh Smash!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)

Heeeeeeeeey!

In every revolution, there is one man with a vision.

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)

Wooooo!

Excellent.

William Shatner approves!

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COCKLES, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

heeey

mister star trekkie man,
play a song for meeee

la la la laa la la la laa

(Ampersand, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

hæhæ..

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

hehe

yay!

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barnesy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

Beam me up baby

Evenin' all...

"I love you baby, and if its quite alright, i need..."
/just returned from water hole

(freddybloggspooh Smash!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)

scary

and scarily good, all at once

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)

that's fab!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)

woo!

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magoo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)

woooo...

....heyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)

i want

a floor like that.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)

me too!

very!

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)

Heh!

Just got the pun.

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)

hehe!

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barnesy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

"we are the pride of all Europe........."

Latest in my series of MSPaint thingies (pointmash). They need a name really. Any suggestions?

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)

TURBOMASH!

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_null_, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)

thatll do.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)

PointMash

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Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)

oo, i like that more....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)

pfft.

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_null_, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)

cock off you.

youve been outdone.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

as ever

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_null_, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)

mash

mash?

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)

Why the long face Ruud?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

ha ha!!

thats the best thing ever....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)

ICanUsePhotoshopFilters?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

oh fuck off.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

Tourists.

Click pic for big

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barnesy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)

that's absoltely marvellous!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)

fandabbydozy

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)

Awww thats

Sooo sweet

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)

ha ha ha!!!

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)

Ha!

that r0x0rs!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA...

fantastic!
:D

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)

totally ace

w/y/h.

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iamhyperdog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

fantastic

woo!!

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lemonhead, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)

Because my friends....
1) i want both.
2) Astatine thought it would make me happy (it did, ta)

(Ampersand, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)

want
an elephant
I want
an elephant
WOOOOOOOO!
elephants, yeah!

..unfortunately that comes in my head every time I see or hear anything to with elephants.
Damn your eyes Rob.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)

mine too

but oddly i don't mind it

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)

Blimey

he has good balance, Yay!

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)

BOLLOCKS

i missed my year anniversary :(

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)

Long time no see.

Where have you been hiding?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)

Had a busy spell at work,

and fell in with another anarchic forum crowd.
B3taing is very sparse these days, although i keep meaning to spend more time here - havent made a pic for ages!
Trust all is well?

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)

Very

you may have noticed our old hangout has disappeared.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)

You mean m3ss3nger?

I wondered whats happened there.

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discostu oh my, its back, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

Fear not!

munkt0n to the rescue!

www.munkt0n.com

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)

*swoon*

Registered, and now off to bedlam. Shall endevour to explore and get to the bottom of teh mystery tomorrow!
Yaar!

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discostu oh my, its back, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)

very nice

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)

Awesome.

Can he pull of a Street Hawk 360 tho?

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COCKLES, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)

cockalorum sirrah!

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)

did you catch my reply to your original query?

it might come in use. :)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)

oh WOW

i just read it, thanks very much. :)!

(Ampersand, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)

The Misheard History of Vikings... Part 1

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)

Hahahahaha

no we're not.

are we?
oh shit, are we?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)

gro

an :)

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)

i have a feeling

this will be fantastic.

woo!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)

fantastic,

how many parts did the pirates have? i hope this reaches similar proportions.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)

Pirates are here...

www.yarr.tk - finished up at 25

I don't think it's possible to register YØRR as a domain name though :(

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)

Haha!

Yes, I like :D

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Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)

haha!

.tk redirect yet?

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verbal, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)

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magoo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)

arf!

nice fontage!

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mrRush, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)

hoooray!

YØRR!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)

woo!

yay!

...and no pedantic git has pointed out yet that vikings didn't have horned helmets. oops

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stup0t, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes!

YES!

YES!

Woo!

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The Boy T, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)

WØØ!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

hæhæhæ...

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)

fiercly yarrrrrrrrrr !!

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iamhyperdog, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)

hurrah!

a new mystery bob series... woo :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)

ha!

i love that :P

and i love you too bob!

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)

I had to

read that one three times before I understood it. But it's great! It could have done great in the 'double take' contest (or what was it called).

(Lieke, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)

Repost

I know but it kinda goes with the new challenge....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)

Himmel!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)

Provisional 11

Come on folks, the more the merrier!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)

i can't wait to receive my bribe from the opposition!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)

we need named shirts

to truly pull of the 'nobber' factor

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)

Well

100% Gibbons getting us a kit. We could stick names on, but I'm not sure what his team would make of it.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)

nah,

numbers only!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)

I am not a number!

Actually, it would freak out the opposition if we had our user id's on our backs.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)

that would be tremendous!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)

Is your back wide enough?

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)

it'll loop round the front.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)

mwahahahaaaaa

100% gibbon is currently refusing to call any of you by your board names during the game.

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

he doesn't know my real name though.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

Oi! Elephant!

Gibbon is in space!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)

hahaha.

that'll give us a moral victory

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)

against popbitch?

you reckon?

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)

they are talented!

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

CHARLIE DONT SURF! GET IN THE BOX

IM GONNA LOOP IT OVER!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

hang on,

koit's a footy fan, talk to him.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)

Good point

I'll mail him.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)

whatever it is you need

mail me, koit at blueyonder dot co dot uk and I'll join in the fun.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

And he's got a great arse.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)

you are a God

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

What are the details?

And does it matter if your spaz at football?

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COCKLES, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)

Ohhhh

SE is the goal keeper

god idea
elephants are big, fast and imposing

and smart too

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)

and

they never forget a play

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)

oh god

i really must take the day off. This sounds simply unmissable.

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Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)

The day you get

Me playing football willingly, is the day you dance the conga naked, bar a pair of flip flops, along the San Andreas Fault.

I hope you do well though, since it's for Charitehhhh :)

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Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)

martian?

are you sure?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)

He volunteered!

It's all in good fun, doesn't matter if you're shite.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)

damn

can i be on the subs bench in that case?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)

Yes!

We're going to have rolling subs so we can stagger off and vomit as necessary.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)

Whos the

Manager of this rag tag bunch?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)

Thought so

Ha ha, whens a game being played.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)

The day after the haloween bash :/

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)

Fab, wots

Left for me to do?

Are we going to Hackney Marshes, ooh ooh ooh

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

Anywhere we can get a pitch.

Take it I can include you in the squad?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)

I could

Be your assistant, but can play left back if need be

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

have you been in contact

with pipbotch? are they up for it?

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Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

I'm going to mail them in the morning.

Wanted to be sure there was sufficient interest first.

Now I need to put together the cheerleading squad.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)

mmm

*dusts off pompoms*

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Spoon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

fantastic!

put me down for shirt 13 then!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)

you could join the cheerleaders

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Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)

See, I know you said it doesn't matter

if you're shite....

But I'm much worse than that...

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verbal, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)

And I'm

even worse than Verbal
FACT

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Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)

Can we have a challenge...

...to design the strips?

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)

YES!

Mini-challenge!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)

pink!

i don't care i'm in goal!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)

I was thinking...

...more along the lines of cow print.

Preferably in suede.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)

oh yes

with fur trim and purple piping down the seams

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)

Atletico b3ta?

That brings back painful memories of Raddy Antic.

I'd have thought better of you, sir.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)

This is no place for bitterness

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)

It still haunts me, 20 years later.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)

bit of a left footer are we?

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mrRush, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)

I suspect a sly jibe............

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)

yay!

i'll be there selling pies*

*or more likely eating them

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Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)

I would except for

a)I'm terribly over weight
b)I'm even less fit
c)I'm shit at football.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)

ha ha

popbitch are going to kick your arse and wee all over you!

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)

I may deploy ringers

in the second half.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)

that's a mighty defensive looking team

I would offer to help out as a box-to-box midfielder of great strength and no little skill, but I'm shite, so I can't.

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coco, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)

I'd be up for

a kick about! bit unfit of late although squash three times a week is helping...

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)

Good man!

And good luck tomorrow :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

I'll play

but I'll need to be number 23 (not because of Beckham)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)

i'm a good keeper

(100% of serious - even to those that have met me)

i run out like a cunt at whoever's got the ball

broke an 11-year-old's arm once - it was great

(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)

Kids...they never listen.

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COCKLES, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

no, actually. i could never be scared of kittens, even when i should be.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)

i'd agree

but i ran over one once and now they haunt me.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)

like this?

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)

yep

that was pretty much it

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)

I agree.

LEARN TO READ YOU LITTLE BASTARD.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)

they look nice and friendly, unlike the ones 5 miles later no doubt

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)

oh lovely

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)

Look at the glee on her face..

She knows what she's getting herself into..

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Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)

Lovely

woo to you!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)

Yikes!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)

Just a private little tribute

that I thought you lot might like too.

Clickness for bigness, you know the drill :)

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Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)

I like that

It's gorgeous.
edit:Mind you, so was she.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)

I had her in the back of my cab once.

Filthy little whore, pissed all over the back seat.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)

Baz, I almost cried then

I love its haiku-like simplicity.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)

Is that Myrah Hindley?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)

It's

Dusty Springfield

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Ratsta, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)

...

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Mozer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)

Eeeeh Kes!

It's Proper Bo I tell thee! :D

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Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)

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magoo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)

I likke

the antlers in the audience add dimension to it

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)

Hang on, didn't we have a Wicker Man bandwagon a while back?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)

Woo! yay!

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COCKLES, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)

probably ...

i'm a bit slow

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magoo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)

Yay!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)

tenuous

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)

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