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# yack dack diddle diddle
yack dack dah dah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# And the Spurs go marching on
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# ying tong idlle i po!
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# I love that
although you missed out lots of ying tongs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# is this a crash test dummies song?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# mmm mmm mmm mmm
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# hehe
ha
(Scarrott, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# birthmarks
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Once...
there was this kid who...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Honk!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# um diddle ah
dack diddle di day dum diddle doo dah
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# it actually goes
yack dack diddle diddle yack dack dah dah
yack dack diddle diddle yack dack dah dah
yack diddle dah dah
yack diddle dah dah
diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle dah dah.
(it is circus music)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# my bad
I thought it was something slse
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Watch thread JACKT! on mtv
sorry, just thought i'd make it (not all all more interesting witht the title.)
Anyone know what font is used for the FCUK logo?
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:49, archived)
# try
www.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# cheers.
is this fast? as i really could do with knowing now...(work related)
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# dunno
can't say I've ever used it myself but my boss swears by it.
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# just tried it
thats quite good that is
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# cool
did it work already?

what was the font?

(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# it analyses every letter
then brings back a big list of fonts that match each letter.
eurostyle was the closest.
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# I told you that...
down there...

"thank you great cthulu...."
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# What
the FCUK are you banging on about?

/Stouf
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Words of God!


Well, actualy he's a cunt!..aparently!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Apparently?
Is this your given opinion, or just conjecture?
He's a very nice man, just a nobber that's all.
Rogan, now there's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Square 721 BT is one of them
(There is no Mr Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# a thin eurostile / euromode / europa
...name dependant on font designer
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# TJ
I've got the past 3 MP3's of b3ta radio as a custom radio station on GTA: Vice City. Yay!
(There is no Mr Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# WOO
Now you can pointlessly drive around in circles, pointlessly blowing stuff up listening to pointless* radio! WOO:)


*Educational
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# guess what i've got!

apart from little drawing ability of course...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# woo
graphics tablet
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# how can you tell?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# it's
obvious
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# it's traditional
to post a pic of a nob when you get one.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Oh... It all makes sense now
(erm... what is a graphics tablet? The demise of flibz's dictionary has been my downfall)
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
#
images.google.com/images?q=graphics+tablet&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en

they is ace!

(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# AIDs?
A new tablet, obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# a funny shaped nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# hideously deformed
genitals?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# got your number.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:49, archived)
# got your number.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# yours begins with 0
and ends with 2.
i may have to use it on the haloween bash to scream for help when i get lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# I'm semi
tempted to shave myself a 118 tache.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Yeah yeah...
Bandwaggonie goodness...


I might actually submit this one
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# submit it to the
'stud' of the day thing he does
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# where's that at?
nevermind.. got it...

[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Tell him your name is Svenno.
Do it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I tolly would!
Where do I submit it? Is there a radio1 site?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:42, archived)
# He wants them sent
to [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)
# there's an e-mail address on there somewhere
Tell him that you're the kid in the photo, and that your name is Svenno. That would be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# QUICK!
I need a Province of GB!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# warwickshire
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Thank you...
I am setting a fake e-mail addy...

I shall be sappy
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Coward
You're weak!!!
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Actually
I sent him the piccie on MINE, claiming that it is my son.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# london
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Gotta be the west country.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Svenno
is definitely a Devon lad.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:37, archived)
# I would
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# would?
punch him?
(Fort, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# who knows
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# hahahaha
it's funny because he's a nobber
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# That is damn hell ass
W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Scoopzilla, I read your profile
Where is the love for the SoCal crew? Did we hurt you?
(Vorpal Bunny, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Yes.
badly.. by not freaking showing up, and by not even responding. Plus, I Was not able to go because I could not find a babysitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Well, for the record, I responded
to a few different emails. And if itmakes you feel better, the movie I saw that night wasn't even that cool. I was bummed on multiple levels.
(Vorpal Bunny, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# For the record
You, my dear lady DID respond, and I thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# So there is love!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!! You and me babe, we can have our own little get together. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!

/subtle
(Vorpal Bunny, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# meanwhile, in a well concealed bunker
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# that's very well done
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# woo
faB!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# ha ha ha...
...that door should have a cat flap too!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# woo!
quality animating.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Anyone done No Hands yet?
(Dr Spam, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Very
pleasant
(Dr Spam, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Redone shadow

Original: www.b3ta.com/board/1892179
That's Guy Fawkes and the gunpowder plotters if you don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Hee hee,
very clever.

Woo!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# nice one
well done with the shadows
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Ever had you picture taken with a celebrity?
No, neither has this bloke so please pate one in for him.

Sure this has been done before so I'll just link it.

www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/images/photome/scott420x300.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# this is a wind-up,
right?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# erm
Edit:

Just looked at your profile. Arf. That's very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# You...
*insert swearing of such magnificence the internet canno tdo it justice*
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Oh
my
god.

Someone arthur me when all this is over?

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# i'll roger you
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:37, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahhahaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# ????
er.... hello?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# i think domokun counts as a celebrity
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)
# He's such a twunt...
he cant get "for hire" invisible friends to stay... even the ones with chronic dandruff
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:31, archived)
# That is probably the best example
of shopping a pic, and then struggling to find a title for it. Ever.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Probably been done


and so should he
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Oh, I think it's been done
It's just no one was around that time to take the photo

;)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:30, archived)
# isnt
that one on the far right out of stargate ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:31, archived)
# blimey
goldie's gone a bit worse for wear
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
*SNORT!*hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# my first paintmash cross picture thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:25, archived)
# hahahahahah
it would be even funnier if they were all black

(edit - Still not very funny at all)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:27, archived)
# :S
erm.. why?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:28, archived)
# you probably had to be here earlier
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# what was happening
before?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:37, archived)
# or gay!
hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# and crippled!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# and bald!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:30, archived)
# but with a wig!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:32, archived)
# and with cancer?
ha diddly ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:34, archived)
# laugh
say haha many-a-time please
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# of the arsehole..?

(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# and a single mother!
hhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
hhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
hhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
hhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
hhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Are you taking the piss
out of bald, crippled gay black single mothers with cancer who have to wear wigs?
You rotter.
(T1, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# yes
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
#
^cough^ rubbish ^cough^
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:28, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I wouldn't get too down
that's not exactly a review from Melvyn Bragg is it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:30, archived)
# don't be upset
he produces utter crap
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Count his front page messages.
You might need an abacus.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# well.
i don't have any fps either
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# yes,
but we like you
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Front Pages
Don't Matter.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)
# wasn't it sartre who said
front pages are tomorrows chip wrappings from the existential fish bar down the road
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Awwww
Made me laugh
(Scarrott, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)
#
^cough^liketoseeyoudobetterratherthanrandomlyabusingpeoplefornoreason^cough^
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:28, archived)
# oooh, looky
I'm going to be in The Sun tomorrow:
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2003410579,00.html

Too bad they got my stats ass-backwards. The real figure is about 1200-1500 a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Won't you burn up
if you're in the sun?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:25, archived)
# Woo!
But you didn't expect a Murdoch paper to get their facts right, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:25, archived)
# true
there's a stray apostrophe in there, too.

Just about to post the following subversive image for the benefit of Sun readers:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Hah!
Fantastich!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Shouldn't you
be revising, slacker?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:33, archived)
# For Sun readers, a subversive image
BOY was I scared in clicking on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:32, archived)
# has
it got tits ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:33, archived)
# feel free to post any of mine !!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
#
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Yay you!
Now immediately demand loads of money from them!
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:26, archived)
# I'm interested to know
How acurate are the quotes attributed to you?

Woo! I shall have to get a copy now.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:27, archived)
# not
very
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Wow you get to feature
next to such witty writing:
"However, most blogs are maintained by your average Joe Bloggs off the street."
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:27, archived)
# I have just
lost the will to live.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:28, archived)
# really?
The majority of blogs are written by the homeless?

That's very good of the Sun to call them "average". Normally they are dole-scum-of-the-universe.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Or
14yr old goths for some reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:34, archived)
# spot the apostrophe abuse elsewhere in the document too
gah! no wonder young people today are all delinquents
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)
# hehe, well done.

Did you/they make up the 'Blogology' ?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# what
do you think?

Hell, I choke on the word 'blogosphere'
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:33, archived)
# it looks like it.
stupid cunts
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Clog Blog....
it HAS to be made up!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:34, archived)
# I just saw that
what utter, utter bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# well done you
altho their "journalism" makes me laugh/cry
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:32, archived)
# shatner looks like
m. barrymore out on the piss an he's put elton's syrup on for a laff.

tsk.. the things these celebs get up to..
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:34, archived)
# I'm off now...
So here's a euphemism.
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Ok, I looked at the filename
And I still don't get it.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Me
too...
(Marky-, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:22, archived)
# LOL hehehe
Touching Cloth !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:24, archived)
# I've never heard of that euphamism
in my entire shallow existance...
(Marky-, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:26, archived)
# I have
it means he needs a poo.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:31, archived)
# In that case,
you should drink more Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Jeremy Vine
pushing a hankie?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Tipping...
...the velvet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Touching Cloth!!!
Which, incidentally, is what a friend of mine called the period lesbian drama 'Tipping the Velvet', so you were closest!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:24, archived)
# I was
righter.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:24, archived)
# ?
?? ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:22, archived)
# turtle's
head
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:22, archived)
# is lp about?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:22, archived)
# danny?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:22, archived)
# passing
the red cloth?
(I helped save b3ta! loko, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Yum, Nouvelle Cuisine......
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:18, archived)
# He looks like I feel...
it's very good though
(bunnymad, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Helicopter?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:22, archived)
# badger?
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:26, archived)
# mushroom
mushrooooom
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:25, archived)
# hahhahhhahahahah
well played young man
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Well shopped old sir,
the reflection made me all warm inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:26, archived)
# i'm laughing like a loon at that
go you!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# after a b*tch of a day


Everyone just needs a hug and a kiss xx.
(bunnymad, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Pint?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Guinness?
Or five.
(bunnymad, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Aye,
the drunken fondling will have to wait until after that.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:19, archived)
# true.
and then the regrets... trust me - this day cannot get any worse.
(bunnymad, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Oh
god.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:15, archived)
# You're fired
pick your check up at the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:16, archived)
# eeep...
it's it's... g..g.ggg..

and i thought it had finally come to an end...

AAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! loko, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:17, archived)
# I see
Goatse
(Marky-, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Good eye...
my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:20, archived)
# I'd rather not see
goatse, if it's all the same...
(Marky-, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:21, archived)
# No.
bad eye. Very Bad eye.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Is that
the sixth sense part 2?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:21, archived)
# If it is,
I'm not giong to see it...:-/
(Marky-, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Shall I send him this one?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:21, archived)
# DEAR GOD YES
Please oh Please!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:22, archived)
# now
that is great.......
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:23, archived)
# yes by all means
send them all, even the shite ones

that'll teach 'em
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:23, archived)
# What's the
address?
(Marky-, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:24, archived)
# it's
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:28, archived)
# The original thread
is here
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Eep
You could send it in, but the morons wouldn't get the reference.

/sob - goatse ruined my life...
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Domokun tried his hand at the movies!


Larger version here!
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# I'm not sure
if there's a reference to something that I've missed there, but that's lovely whatever!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:11, archived)
# There's a film
called Confidence out at the moment.

I think the poster for it might look a bit like that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:14, archived)
# aaah
yes, it does!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:17, archived)
# should be
domoKUNfidence surely?
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Good point
too late now though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I like that a lot...
...tis pretty.
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:40, archived)
# i hope
nothing happens now

(I helped save b3ta! syd, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:08, archived)
# er
what?
I don't understand. Maybe it's because I ain't a Londoner.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:10, archived)
# there is a
slight worry about suicide bombers on buses. or maybe it just isnt funny, i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! syd, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Oh, I get it now.
Sorry, dappy moment.
Have a belated Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:19, archived)
# blah
That took an age to load.

Woo, though. Of sorts.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:11, archived)
# no pic.. but:
is this a b3tan's page? www.funseal.com/funny/funpage21.html
there's b3tan work on it..

er.. sorry.. got wrong pic.. i thought that that one: www.funseal.com/funny/images/funpage16.jpg was made by a b3tan...
(I helped save b3ta! loko, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# ooh, i never knew that
one was created by a b3tan, cool
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:08, archived)
# er
it wasn't. That's some ugly Farker, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:08, archived)
# i don't know,
i only come here for the free sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:11, archived)
# oops!
bit virusy there.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Was that a b3tan?
I would have expected the wolf to be bumming the sheep if it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:08, archived)
# I don't SEE any b3tan work
at least, not as of yet...

edit: what about this? very b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:11, archived)
# I think it's more a case of
oh, i couldn't be arsed thinking up something for a webpage, so i'll just gather everything that i've been emailed and slap loads of banners and ads on it.

I wouldn't complain, only it's already been done a hundred times
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:12, archived)

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