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Three tutu toucans can cancan...

(Dr Frank, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)

Hahahaha

Madness! Seek help!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)

Christ.

Look at the legs on those birds.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)

Woo!

'desperately trying to ingratiate himself with the regulars'

Never, you will always be an outcast.

unless you keep up the good work.

Woo! again.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)

Ah well

I can but try...

(Dr Frank, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)

loontastic!

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mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)

That deserves the Gladys Formation Dancing Cossack Sheep

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)

I hope that's

a comp entry, it's brill...

(Dr Frank, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)

sec

onded

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)

I've not seen that, it's great.

And it's started me singing rah rah rasputin.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)

Surely

Baa, Baa, rasputin.

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wonko the sane, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)

fan

tash tick!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)

yay for insanity!

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)

Huzzah!

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)

Oh my

That's lovely

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)

I take no responsibility

for my actions...

(thermal_assault, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)

*snigger*

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)

theres

a reflection in his glasses but I cant see it its too small.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)

Is it goatse?

If not, why not?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)

he's watching tellytubbies

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)

Here we go Loopy Lou

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)

hehe

you didn't look mad at all when I met you ;)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)

whereas...

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)

A move away from the

more traditional slug balancing. I like it!

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)

Isn't that Sonny?

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)

put yer specs on grandad

tis Mr Lou Reed innit? Hence the ever so witty tagline.

edit - mind you, looking again, you do have a point

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)

I just thought you might have mised up your cigarette card collection

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)

I hope you two aren't going to start

reminiscing about the war again.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)

re arrange these words to make a well known expression

off you fuck cunt

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)

You fuck cunt off?

Sounds like a proposition you'd get in Bangkok.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)

spoken song type fun (pearoast for you morning folks)

a thankyou goes to, Fat Boab, Bovine, Sick_Dad, Rev dan and Hugo rune

call me al quaeda

edit: sorry boab

edit2: thankyou guys

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)

aye aye - what's this? no credit pour moi?

You can Call Me Al Queada

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)

quick look up

I was tired last night so please forgive my impudence

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)

What did hugo do?

am listening to it in the office now...
you should've done a quick flash for it?

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)

suggested, a way of removing vocals

pfft quick flash, I've not used flash much, if someone wanted they could take up the challlenge

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)

I'll give it a go.

I've not heard it yet (no sound at work). Will try tonight.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)

cool :)

cheers

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)

b3ta.com/board/2026921

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)

wasn't sure if the quality was good enough

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)

that's not for you to decide

;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)

haha

ok, right sent the link to Rob, so time will tell

wished I lived in london, to flick on the radio and hear the show :)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)

Repost? Well, if you insist.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)

Mmmm.

Chocolate ~~merangue~~ ~~mirange~~ egg thingy.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)

that's pretty unpleasant

I bet you're proud of your work

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)

I even tried doing cute last night

but the results were most unsatisfying.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)

Nah mate, that's fluffy.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)

I tried one of those

Tedmus style animal headswaps a while ago, it was so crap I didn't even save it.

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)

juvenile

puerile

and I laughed like hell when I saw it!! woo yay

(Pouched_species, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)

truly

a work of beauty

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)

Genius,

Gee
Knee
Us.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)

interesting.

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)

aha

hoist by your own petard there bovinia

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)

Not really,

When we do it, its funny.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)

boring.

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)

Yay!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)

oh yes

that's just perfect

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)

I just had me a revelation...

Er, when MSN shuts its chatrooms and releases 1.2 million fuckwits into the community, they'll start coming to places like this... Anyway, that's a morbid thought, so have a robot singing Kylie by way of recompense.

Robbie never found Ms Minogue's chart-topper in the least bit robotic.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)

I always like these

(mainly because I used to have exactly that three piece!)

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christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)

I found 50p down the back...

...do you want it back?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)

Is it

real?

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christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)

Well, there's a helicopter and a shark...

...but no bridge.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)

woo

nice bot

what if we hide then they won't find us

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)

hee hee

I'm rather glad I never used msn chatrooms.

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)

we've already got 16,000 fuckwits

a few more won't really notice

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)

No they won't.

They'll got to one of the other bazillion chat room servers out there. I really don't see what the big deal is.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)

and if they come here

they'll face the wrath of you and/or PMGT!

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)

biz.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2003/9/24/business/6343884&sec=business

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)

i started

reading that nad got halfway through before i realised it was utter gibberish

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)

You shouldn't read nads

It's potentially dangerous.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

this'll work.....

(JBoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)

Cor blimey!

I'm sure some lovely b3tans recorded it, but could you save the top image as a jpeg. BMP is huggge!

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dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)

arrgggh, soz !

jpegged. phew, felt like a right newbie there....

(JBoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)

You won't get a word out of me, Fritz.

And I shall do my utmost to escape.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)

It took me precisely 30 seconds to find it

www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&q=site%3Awww.b3ta.com++%22b3ta+radio%22+mp3&btnG=Google+Search
Have you looked for yourself yet, you lazy so and so?

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)

woo for google !

i only searched on the board, didn't think of google. matsimpsk server is down though, so I can't grab them anyway. *sob sob*

(JBoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)

aaawww

you ask so nicely!

woo yay you!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)

ya = ja right???

mmmm german spelling

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)

My name is Busty Cheeks, apparently.

www.mypornname.com/ (SFW)

Photos of Hurricane Isabel from the International Space Station

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)

hahahahahaha!

random.... Sky Juggs !

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)

Awwww...

thought you were talking about the space station photos then, so i clicked on the link!

the disapointment is awful, I want sky juggs!

(oneofthemany, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)

I am KC Pike

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)

I'm

Marcus Coxx!

(oneofthemany, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)

i can see that

i'm sean vincent. who sounds like a member of boyzone

[edit] now i'm gunther jammer. that's better

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)

Good game... good game....

www.bbc.co.uk/drama/rockface/game/main.swf

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)

oohhh

I like that!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)

wow that is hard

proper old school gameplay too. :o)

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bleepbloop, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)

I am

Dolph Diamond.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)

Brett Diamond

am I still on the list?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)

Lord Rage!

rah!

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mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)

erp

Wes Hardcore - real name

Brock Reeves - b3ta name

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)

Sky Nova

marvellous.

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)

am i the only one

who kinda saw cloud fingers reaching in to stretch out the holes inna celestial goatse stylee?

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)

Definately shouldnt dance!

(Dr.Dolittle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)

arg

*runs to toilets*

(itchy_ring, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)

why oh why does

he look like a burst hemariod.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)

Katie Price (Jordan)

bah forgot to resize, and don't wanna clog up Mr Runes webspace with repeats... see the fullsize adjusted image here

HERE

edit... hmmm and its shite anyway... bah

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)

what?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)

hehe... sleep deprivation ruining my explanation skills..

Uploaded my pic to my space that young Hugo Rune has given me, noticed I'd forgot to resize image, too big for B3ta, not gonna repost, the chickens have my head, look a butterfly, I wonder if flys have parties in teh winter... I thank you

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)

Ah!

i see

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)

Repost for compo-ish

(loff, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)

Mmmmmmmooooooooogs!

A multi and a master, unless I'm very much mistaken.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)

Nice theramin.

Woo.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)

Not sure this deserves a fresh thread

But i'll post one anyway :P

(thermal_assault, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)

You can tell

I have a terrifyingly low hummus level today...

(thermal_assault, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)

no no no

With all due respect, I do enjoy posts that look thrown together like that. Sort of like what you see on school room walls. i am not being nasty, i really do think they are hilarious!
EDIT: it's the little details; like the fact the hamster still has his front paws.

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)

Oh, ok then

I'll take that as a complement, whether ye like it or not, ye? where did that come from?

I thought i'd leave the paws in, looks much crapper that way.

(thermal_assault, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)

Arrrgh.

A six limbed rattipus.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)

The stock market's been up and down all morning.

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)

hahahahaha

But the Dow Jones hasn't opened yet /pedant

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)

I meant the overnight futures market

/Super pedant :-)

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)

but wouldn't

the overnights be from tokyo?
oh and woo to the pic. very good pun

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)

yay

for bouncy buildings!

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

yay!

lets see them on the inside bet some are being sea sick!
:) woo!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)

very good.

nice flag-flappage.

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mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)

I like the wavy flag

Nice detail.

Woo!

(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)

look what i can do!!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh?

(itchy_ring, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)

dno't tlel me...

...you olny jsut got taht!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)

you're 3 weeks

too late.
and I am not kidding.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)

now i really feel like a sod

because i glasscocked that last week

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)

Interesting.

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barnesy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)

Taths

a bit glssa kcco

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)

"the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae"

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)

Oi,

I'm bucking convention.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)

In that case

buck away

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)

Thank you.

*bucks happily away to himself*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)

oh buck off

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)

Buck yourself!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)

Have I gone to

bucking far?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)

i think she's busy...

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)

Brain Wee !

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)

Interesting.

And no,I'll never get bored of doing this.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)

I think she was

too busy bucking to reach the keyboard

/coat

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)

You'll go

blind

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roystead, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)

You're abit late

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dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)

and the

rest, dutch bird found it first on Arthur!

Word Scrambler : found by dutchbird on 16th September 2003 10:57:23 [edit] [delete]

You've all rcveeeid taht eimal auobt the oidrnerg of lerttes... tihs wlil slbcmare yuor seepch for you

I'm not sure I understand why this was deleted earlier. Please explain...

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

yuroe a dpoey cnut

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)

dman.

now i feel sutpid

(itchy_ring, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

welcome to the club

;)

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)

weird.

its true though. bet they spent loads working that out.

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Jobe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)

Er..I don't think anyone actually did any research.

It's a joke...unless I'm much mistaken.

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dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

*sigh*

here's where its from

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)

Aha.

I'm not insane.

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dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)

oh.

i hadnt seen it before. and have a tendancy to believe everything anyone says.

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Jobe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)

I'm 14,

do you want to see my sticker collection?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)

I'm 12 with

30 FF boobs do you want me to rub them in cream on web cam for you?

;)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)

Yes.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)

good lord

you're getting worse than me!

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)

learn from the best!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)

i think the joke is that bovine is lying

;)

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)

Lying?

Joke?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)

i would have

believed you if it wasnt for all those replies. 100% FACT

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Jobe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)

and

I am too... you know I'm not twelve, i'm 64!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)

You're

30 with 12ff bust...you changed it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)

that

is physiclay impossible my rib cage would be 12 inches diamiter. *eep*

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)

I think you should have run that

through a spell check ;)

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

OW!

Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea
Bloody students!

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

Hehe that's also glasscock

Can't remember who, but someone posted it last night. here.

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dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)

Apologies, but they didn't post this particular link

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)

Ok.

I'll give you that :)

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dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)

Once less Teutonic cock can ....

... only be a good thing

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)

*boik*

erk!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)

that story

is made up by the german goverment to stop people doing angel trumpets

10% fact

(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)

detachable penis

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)

interesting.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)

hahahaha

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)

aaaarrrgh

*crawls off whimpering quietly*

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)

yes,

but it in'st mcuh use ulnses you cnnoat sepll

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Red wine and cheese., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

yay

one less moron to soil the gene pool

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)

shiny

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)

Interesting.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)

indeed

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)

touch it

touch it , feel it

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Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)

vitalite!

...

...

that's right!

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stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)

you know,

I have never woken up in the morning slaving for memsaab.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)

sleeping for bread now

darling cheesehead i was a yards to greasy

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

HoH,

Hoh.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)

me ears are alight

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)

morning!

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)

hi batstuff

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)

M O R N I N G

do you know where they are ?

(JBoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

morning

but isn't it evening for you though?

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)

about 5:45 am

/edit I'm quite literally nocturnal

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)

nearly extinct, you say?

(

stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)

Soup

herb!

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)

ha ha!

marvellous.

there's not enough comedy anvils around here you know.

(

mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)

or grand pianos

and safes.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)

or steamrollers

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)

buzzsaw

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)

bottomless pits?

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)

I made

the shadow for a grand piano, then couldn't find a good one, so went for an anvil. that's why the shadow's too big.

(

stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)

www.peterjvisser.demon.nl/kenilworth/grand.jpg

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)

the problem

is I didn't know what angle it should land at.
Where to the feet go? Which bit hits the ground?

I'm comfortable with my anvils - Grand Pianos are unknown territory.

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stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)

quite agree !

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)

...

(

sunny_jimbob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)

badum

(

mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)

ouch!

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)

threadwack

edit: good point, yeah it was the blaine thing. I knew it had to be a glassfuck
pretty fkkin dumb of me, anyhow.

I'm going to crawl back under my rock

(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)

you seem to be trying to link to something on your personal

computer.

in your temp files.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)

Should the fact that the link is purple

worry me?

(Indole Ring, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)

you're confusing the link

with your nob

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)

ahhh

i see

(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)

is that blaine game

the brian mung one? if so, then yes. it was in the latest newsletter, and mighty thor is right, it does seem to try to link to your computer. how odd

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)

pffft!

nice one!

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)

Hmmm!

I'll have the soup please..

(radja, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

yummy!

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

is this carried over from yesterday, did i miss out on the joke?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)

Oh, I'm sorry sir. I thought you said, 'Suit'.

www.geocities.com/mind_84/bofflepilot1.htm

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)

I'll have the lamb

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)

Which one is you?

/coat

(

Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)

i'm not leaving

until someone remembers who archives the b3ta radio shows. Look into my pies...tell me who....telllll meeeeee...

and now. a paintmash. (still no potatoshop)

bit cold outside. don't forget your girscarfs.

(JBoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

Kofi Annan

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

i think it's tedmus

[edit] no it's not

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

bloody well isn't you know !

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

Yes it is!

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

it's

all lies ! , lies and subterfuge !

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)

i was wrong i admit it

i know nothing ;)

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)

you

know about monkeys !

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)

that is true

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)

are we back to Bruno

in panto again?

(

Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)

Oh yes we are!

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)

pot roasted

how many times?

(Pouched_species, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)

Thrice

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)

I thought that was

behind us.

/coat

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)

;)

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)

Boik!

(

Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)

I love your pictures.

Do you do them with cut-up magazines, glue and sticky tape?

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

like this?

(

stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)

Yay!

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)

new computer at work, no photosoph yet

so you lucky people witness my terrible paintmashing skills. huzzah.

(JBoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)

matsimpsk had some on his profile

edit - but then his server still seems to be down...

(

barnesy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)

not a clue

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

Hello Ladyezzzzzzzz

(Sheepattack!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

aw he's cute

is he yours?

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)

No I pinched

him. But he could already spark up.

(Sheepattack!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)

Yay!

For JustHere driving... And Houpla! for the prospect of finally meeting Erasmus.

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)

oh yes

he keeps meowing for you.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)

I'm suffering

from cat hunger. I nearly stole Pootle's friend's cat the other week.

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)

well

you cant have him but you can visit.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)

Don't worry

I'll behave myself (with Erasmus, anyway!)

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)

Kitten posts.....

Thought I might as well post a pic....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)

Behold

The Mighty Thor.

for the superhero sketch-off.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

Nice willy

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

pfft

glad it wasn't just me saw that.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

you're obsessed young lady

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

yes

is that a problem?

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

nope

although its better to be obsessed with one and not all.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

true

but all may help me find one.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

i suppose not

;)

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

pardon?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)

Ah!

i see now.

and i demand £20 for infringing on my copywrite.

i'll see you in court.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)

Squash or badminton?

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)

badminton

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)

you and your cocks!

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)

here's an r.

add it to your previous statement in the appropriate place, there's a good chap.

(

jonas is not my name, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)

Nice

I decided to leave out the two circles on his pants.

(

christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

Ohhh!!!!!

Can we have a competition to colour it in?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

No.

No you can't.

(

christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

"Saturnday Night Valhala"?

(

Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

Are you thor?

Then take some athprin.

sorry.....

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)

Where's Bovine then?

and who's next? (not the Tick though)

(

christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)

Is this all the entries?

I can't enter, I am at work.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)

I dunno

ask

(

christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)

I just did assk,

for goodness sake.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)

yes just 2 at the moment.

come on people, get your fingers our.

hand drawn, paintmashed, it doesn't matter.

get your entries in.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

Woo Yay!!!

Wonderful.
Lorraine "fucking psycho" Kelly.

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

is it?

i thought it was useful_idiot again...

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

Looks like Lorraine to me.

I could, of course, be wrong.
Any facts available?

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

You're talking about this aren't you:

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/gmtv.jpg

(

christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

yes

yes i am

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

Cor!

i would like to have seen that before coming to work.

however lorraine is on after nine, if i'm correct, and she is an annoying mingepiece.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

she was on at 8.42

by the looks of it...

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

indeed

but i'm on the road at that time.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

See how she grins

while she slaughters young and old alike?

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

thats bloody

brilliant

Now I feel silly because im an american

(Armer Farmer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

That is brilliant!

have a Yay

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

woo

that is super and very sexy. cwoarh.

(

bleepbloop, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

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