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# B3ta Radio - what should we play on Friday?
We need MP3 suggestions. The evil rules?

* Links to MP3s are more likely to be played than 'find this'

* Hits are frowned on the station

* We like stuff that's stupid / funny

* We really like playing stuff you've made yourself...

BTW: All MP3 suggestions in this thread will be listened to on Friday morning, and the best selected by the magic donkey for radio play in the afternoon. (4pm - 104.4 Fm. London Area. etc etc.)
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# i had a really fucking shit "rex the runt" remix
that sounded like it was made on a shit bontempi keyboard.

will upload it shortly.

edit: here we are. and yes, it is meant to be shit.
www.sargant.com/audio/Rex%20The%20Runt%20Remix.mp3
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# ooh ooh
I love rex t runt, very funny
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# exxxxxxcellent.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I keep reading your name as 'PMT'
:-/
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# its a common misconception.
foolish mortals.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# misconception?
PMT?
hmm...
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# put your trousers back on.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# sorry.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# ROB!
...Try this... HOMER GO CRAZEE (1.5mb MP3) Yeah, I have to admit to mixing it! (careful, I have more!)

If you want more like this, drop me a line at b3ta@mikenco dot com
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I always assumed you
were pre-menstrual.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# *points at Rev Dan*
BTW - are there new donation icons?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# *looks confused*
i've been on the last few weeks already

(thanks rob)

/sucking up


of course my extensive back catalogue is available at www.disparatedan.com


oh fuck it, never mind....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# oh, i did do this a couple of days back
www.b3ta.com/board/2005093


but i'm not sure how appropiate it would be if there are non-b3tan listeners
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I was going to suggest
this

it'd be funny anyway!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# [insert good intentions here]
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# i haven't got any good intentions
will an empty packet of fags do?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# i have some thread...
no wait, lost it...
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# do i look like a fag
machine?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# i hope so
or i've just inserted £4.50 in to you for nothing
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Nah,
you'll be wanting stouffer.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# it's £4.50 now?
that's inflation for you
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Supply and demand.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i want to stuff her too
/too pissed to make sense
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Given that the road to hell is paved with good intentions,
we shouldn't have a shortage of them.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# try this
chaostime.dyndns.org/Lady_Luck.mp3


made by my mates band "Honeybug"
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Umm
The Game of Eyes by Gorky's Zygotic Mynci

* Links to MP3s are more likely to be played than "find this"
- Ah. Don't know where you'd find it on the net, at least not legally.

* Hits are frowned on the station
+ It's not mainstream, at all

* We like stuff that's stupid / funny
+ It's off its cake

* We really like playing stuff you've made youself...
- Ah no, I'm not a cool welsh band :-(

It's still a good song though :)
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# hahahahha!
and the donkey eats itself.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# i like patio song
i used to sing it all the time
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# yay to them!
seen them live.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Well, they're quite mainstream.
They're always getting interviewed in the papers and stuff.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# how about recording the "demo" function on a load of old 80's casio keyboards,
and then setting lyrics to them?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# you misunderstand
how about YOU do that and tell us to listen?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# I could,
but I dont have any casio keyboards. Or any lyrics. I dont know why I said it really...
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Sounds like a plan...
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# idea's like that is what convinces me...
that you should be a mod.

MAKE HIM A MOD, MAKE HIM A MOD
MAKE HIM A MOD, MAKE HIM A MOD
MAKE HIM A MOD, MAKE HIM A MOD
MAKE HIM A MOD, MAKE HIM A MOD
MAKE HIM A MOD, MAKE HIM A MOD
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# you cant ask for something like that.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# aww.
well, time to start another crusade of good then.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# end of the day, the board doesnt really need another mod
cos theres plenty. But it would be fun :-D
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# the backing sound to this
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# that's funny
can you dig out an mp3?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# surely
have one prepped, but smirny and I are working on a techno version that includes this genius sample, but somehow the www.godhatesmaerica.com site has goen down and I cant point you at it, but its in the audio section. the url for the mp3 for this wilol be at
www.b3tanbackgrounds.blogspot.com/godhatesamerica.mp3


the song Im talking about is a four part harmony by threee guys and a gal doing "god hates america" to the theme of star spangled banner. you cant buy irony like that.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Moped's re-imagining
of Imagine.

diffusion.sanffo.co.uk/%7Ediffusion/imagine.mp3

www.moped.org.uk is the site. Yes, they're a parody.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# it's great
and we've already played it
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Nuts. Missed that one.
In that case, the "Livin' on a Prayer" is just as mad.

diffusion.sanffo.co.uk/~diffusion/moped_livinonaprayeredit.mp3
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# played to death on radio 1
I'm afraid. Annoying as fuck. 'Cause moped are genius.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# In that case, it's time to bring out the big guns.
gothmog.homeip.net:8000/sonicwarfare/Super%20Mario%20Bros.%20Super%20Show%20-%20Do%20the%20Mario.mp3

Quite a lot of people will have heard this online, I think, but it really needs a wilder audience. Plus, it's only 39 seconds.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# wow
and so complicated. i don't think i can follow all the steps.

swing what?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I expect you've
played this one.

oneupstudios.com/music/Satomi_Tadashi_Northside_Rx_VGMix.mp3

Its called "Pharmacy", it makes me laugh.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hows about
Excrementory Grindfuckers - Looking For Grindcore? Or would that be considered as a bit too loud?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Oh yes
I have the Excrementory Grindfuckers back catalogue. Well actually it's all just downloaded from their site, but that's what it's there for I suppose.
It makes me piss myself. Or is that the relaxants?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# By Jove!
that's rather a noisy number!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Eddache - Worst Song Ever
eddache.bolloxcomics.co.uk/av/worstsongever.mp3

Its a load of them cringly songs I.E Barbie girl , Hey baby ect.ect. you get the idea
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# i dont know the link
but any of the Mulligan and o'hare songs.

'the day the donkey darny came to town'
'i'm overhere, i'm over there'
'hot dogs for sale'

and such and such
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# I can't upload it to my webspace
but if it would be of interest, I could supply an MP3 of David Hasselhoff singing "The Pingu Dance" - and yes, it's about Pingu the penguin.

koit and jadeviper have heard it, it's mental - but unedited... so I dunno if that means it's ineligible
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Have you played any of Richard Cheese's stuff?
If not, then I'll put some on here - it's well worth it!

edit - here's his short, but cheesy, tribute to Nirvana 1.8MB MP3 link. Trust me, this is fucking funny!

credit to Darkedge for showing this guy to all of us at the brighton bash!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# brilliant!
edit: just found his version of "Creep" which is equally, if not more, woo
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Have you heard/found
"They're coming to take me away" yet?

If not, I could email it to you.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Want an internet stream
Hey rob can you stream it to the intarweb since I can't get 104.4FM London over here in Canada.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# www.resonancefm.com
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Bah. You're not trying.
Wank it harder.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# I've said it before and I'll say it again
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
#
Blind Man's Penis. I thank you.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:07, archived)
# That track is legendary in the Song Poem world
IT's called "Peace And Love" by John Trubee and the Geeks, and the original lyrics were "Stevie Wonder's penis is erect because he is blind".

see www.aspma.com/trubee.htm
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
# mp3's
Firstly this is Dr Who vs Dr Dre ok it could be better if i spent more time on it.

www.angelfire.com/theforce/obi_1/bad_who.mp3



This is a Techno mp3 that one of my work collegues made, it is much better than the first mp3.

www.angelfire.com/theforce/obi_1/Deathrow.mp3


Cheers

D

Edit: The links now work. yay
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# manic japanese smells like teen spirit
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# errrr
i posted this last week.....

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)
# I like these
http://www.nofxofficialwebsite.com/albums/ribbed/newboobs.mp3 - (worth listening to for the last minute)

http://www.nofxofficialwebsite.com/albums/hofx/drugsaregood.mp3 -
(just for the message it gives to the kids)

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Is there anybody out there who archived the last two weeks' shows?
I've no idea which of the suggestions I put forward were played, y'see. It really would be a help, as hosting space is limited and I always delete MP3s after a show.

And yes, I know you're not my B3ta radio archive finding bitches.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Drunk Russians singing the theme song from "Titanic"
is a very good track

Drunk-Russians-Titanic-Theme
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Bloody hell,
that's fantastic. Play it. Play it hard.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# That is genius.
FAT, SWEATY, GENIEARSE.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# may as well spam this
because I'll probably take it down in a week or so. It's my guide to giving up smoking.

Dirty Burning Wood
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)
# I have said it before and I'll say it again...
My modern loungecore classic, "Go Shirley"
e-media.london.edu/downloads/Concorde_GoShirley.mp3


and check this out, if you can stand MP3.com, is this bloke singing christian songs in a Donald Duck voice.
artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/624/624338.html
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)
# How about some yodeling
singing and whistling?

It's by Ronnie Ronalde and it's called Mockingbird Hill
www.whistlingrecords.com/whistling_albums/mockin_bird_hill.mp3

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I think you should play something by the Cromer Smugglers
They're brilliant! No, in fact I DEMAND you play something by the Cromer Smugglers...
Preferably Barrat's Privateers, it's a classic!

I don't have any mp3s (not here anyway, isn't that illegal?) but surreptitiously send an mp3 over to somebody (with legal disclaimer of course), or lend the CD - I live just round the corner :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# what about Vic reeves
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# kinky boots
no idea as to the linky bit, but play 'kinky boots' by honor blackman and patrick mcnee. features a pervert.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# The Wee Song
I have no musical talent.

Nevertheless, in an idle moment, having found a CD called 'EJay', I created this. I don't know what it is or what it's about. 45 seconds of weird. And I know I can't sing.

www.nobblyjesus.plus.com/weesong.mp3

Never hosted anything there before -- hope it copes :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Oh my!
that did give me a chuckle!
well done you!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Wanking song
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Ok, This band are nothing to do with me
And its hard to not make this sound like a crappy promo plug

i saw them playing a live gig in a small club last time i was taking a break in Devon.

The band are called Underview and they are pretty good.
www.underview.co.uk

www.underview.co.uk/multimedia/joysofbeingalone/absent_friends.mp3

www.underview.co.uk/multimedia/joysofbeingalone/maybe_next_time.mp3

This links are samples from their CD about 30 sec each.

ok, thats the end of me plugging a band i know nothing about.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Underview
I saw Underview play at the Cavern in Exeter and they blew me away!. They were fantastic!!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Here's some more
Eurobeat mentalism:

Boom Boom Fire
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Moped would be proud

(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Full Control
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Dunno if this
has been posted. Its classic songs made with the power of voice. Check it out its hilarious but brill at the same time
Dokaka!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:14, archived)
# S'pose I should pimp out my band....
I have a few mp3's up at www.frontmoneymusic.com/songs.php that you're free to broadcast! The song "See You Through" cuts out at the end, but I'm going to fix that tonight or tomorrow.

By the way, if anybody here knows a good female vocalist in upstate NY, let me know! We lost our singer :(
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:49, archived)
# I think Spacefish's dsf adsfg afg fg song
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# i agree
i would almost add that his version of That should be on the fucking frontpage! by Hugo Rune and Popt_art could qualify...

hehe...

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# my willy
has fallen off :(
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# That sounds serious.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# You want silly tunes, was that?
Well I make daft d&b tracks, daft lyrics or song names, linkies here....

This one has daft lyrics...

No Way Out

Bit of jungle...

Jungle of LosBeats

A bit more of a sensible tune...

Feelings

They're ok, nothing out of this world. :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Richard Cheese - Creep
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# The whistling...
makes that tune super sweet. :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# The Cheese's finest moment
Desperately inappropriate, and totally misjudged in tone. Brilliant.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# how queer
made a comment about this up there without seeing your message! A classic :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# That's great!
I posted it on the board the other night though and got no response - hence why I tried out the other song instead!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# This is a song I made about Dewhurst Butchers
I took the sample they have on their web-page and made this sort of dancey/techno/crap tune out of it.........

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/MEAT.mp3
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I set out to make
a song using a few lines about demons from the bible, I wanted it to be slightly 80s sounding but with a modern twist. Sadly I made this instead: right clicken unt save as
It's too long and sounds like music from the Amiga classic Turrican.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# death mental
Err, here is a bit of doom metel that I did. Hmm, nice lyric that!

homepage.ntlworld.com/bennyleeds7/donkeyt_fuckingshite_v2.mp3


Oh aye, and a bit of 2 minute Euro trance shite too;

homepage.ntlworld.com/bennyleeds7/trancedonkeh2_euroshite.mp3

got to love those euro ponces eh?

Nice!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# i've been collecting
horrendous band demos for eight years - i've got shitloads of the most stupidest "music" ever committed to a £12.99 tape recorder...

ages ago i sent you a copy of my latest collection - called "em three" have you still got it...? it's a book with a CD on the front - probably the magic donkey ate it. anyway there's a bloke on there called J.A. Davies - i think you should devote your entire show to him. he's about eighty years old and clearly a genius...

anyway - i've made one of his tracks available here - rock and roll...

/edit
and here's his biography page from the book - with a picture!
/edit

what's the PRS situation?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# well I think
that's excellent!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# thank you
on behalf of Mr Davies.

I should add that he has many other tracks, including "Driving Along in my Automobile" and "It's Time To Send Down (A Rock and Roll Angel)", which are equally inspired.

If you're ever passing through Pantygog, Mid Glamorgan, you should look him up.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Denim rocks
DJ Spaceboy remix of 'It Fell Off the Back of a Lorry':
http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Spaceboy_Muzik_Limited/index-3.html (4.4Mb)

Or failing that, this song by a band I used to manage fucking RAWKS: The Shutdown (1.8Mb)
and comes in at under 2 minutes.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I like this anyway...
Here's a nice little morality tale set to music.

The Geek Never Gets the Girl by Rob Paravonian.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Mp3 download
Well it aint funny/wierd! but this is my band - Long Distance's download page. we have more but only for the needy! email us from site or on [email protected]. Many thanks - and keep up the wonderful internet wierdness! Long live b3ta. www.boris-waddle.co.uk/longdistance/download.html
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# "Name of the Gaybar"
Something I made for a radio station who wanted daft remixes of the gaybar song. It got played and everything. Sadly no prize, just for fun. :)

homepage.ntlworld.com/alex.pheysey/RocketKnight%20-%20Name%20of%20the%20Gay%20Bar.mp3

That's Electric 6 - "Gaybar" mixed with The Crystal Method's "Name Of The Game". Two songs I like very much, so of course it was the next logical step.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I got some stuff that...
...certainly fits the bill of being stupid and maybe funny.

puppy.dmusic.com


dunno how to upload!
try 'Deli Life'.

thankin yow.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Cool And Strange
Here's some faves - they're from the 'Cool And Strange' album, but I forget where that lives now...
www.armcurl.com/files/mp3/
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)