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nerts

just a sec too late.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

Woo to you both.

Very 'modern art'.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

Did everyone bugger off to bed then

or what?

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

I'm not sure I appreciated your tone

young fellow me laddo

(that's a no)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

righty ho

/chastised.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

knob

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Ratsta, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

Not yet!

It's probably not the sort of thing that should be shared on the board, but ever get so horny there's just no point in trying to go sleep?...

That's why I'm not going bed yet!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

I get the same

with wind

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

*cough**haveawank**cough*

*EDIT* It's scary that I feel so comfortable suggesting to people on the internet that they have a wank. I suddenly feel like one of those people my mother warned me about.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

I'm bored with wanking!

It's like, over kill! :p

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

this one time

blood came out.

I think i broke it.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

Hmm.

Try it with the other hand.

*shrug*

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

you could take up

extreme wanking

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

that

made me laugh more than it should have

(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

I feel like one of those people

just by reading this thread

(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

Scary huh.

Love the cat in your profile. That's some majorly pissed filine.

(btw, fancy adding me to your Northamerib3tan list? London-Ontario.)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

not a problem

and I love the cat, too.
she's really very nice though...

(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)

You can add me to your Northamerib3tan list too

but I'm north England!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

qua?

(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)

It's in the very very very eastern

part of Northamerib3ta.

(and then up a bit.)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)

You understand

when you're older!

I don't know...I'm going bed soon!...I've got to!...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)

that's what they said about sex

and I'm still confused...

yes! bed, now!

(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)

NO!

you're not the boss of me!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)

but I do have an impressive hat

(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

Well I'm very jealous of you and your hat.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)

I doubt

this place ever closes.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

I don't think so either.

It just takes another deep breath every now and again to get ready for the dayshift.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

Ace Frehley

(crumpled, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

hhmmm..I don't get it:(

but I'm sure someone else did:)...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

well...

it's an eye and a tounge. cmon...

okaaaaay, the eye is s bit off..

(crumpled, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

Well

I got it... although I wouldn't have if you'd not put his name in the subject ;)

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Ratsta, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

I am off to bed

i leave you with my mutant repost parade.

and that is all.
'Night!

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)

cows! and turtle!

night night :)

(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)

Turtles are the best

Crime fight Super heros EVER!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)

cowabunga dude.

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)

Donatello was the best!

He had a Staff!...best choice of weapon ever:) Yeah, swords chop stuff...but you can give someone a reall beating with a big stick!...make the really regret they ever took orders off a brain in a giant fetish suit.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

I agree!

not to mention he was the smartest of the half-shell heros! and they like pizza. i like pizza. anyone that doesn't like pizza is a tool.
yeah....and news reporters. yeah.

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

Pizza is to food

what...something else REALLY good is to something!...

oh yes!...

But chicken makes me ill, so it can't have chicken on it:(

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

and stuff....

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

that shell is amazing

woo!

now they're accusing monkeys of being terrorists..
story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031102/ap_on_re_as/monkey_madness_2

I'm going to go work on homework...possibly

see you all later

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)

bye bye kitty.

i like your kitten/pear post below!

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

See you later!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

Ta Ra

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

On the theme of monkeys

I posted this a while ago.
www.b3ta.com/board/1788073

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)

Missed my clan-match because I spent the night on the toilet with horrid diarrhea, so now i'm here.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)

shit

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)

lol

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Koogas, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)

Think we lost

They sent me several messages, but i could not hear my computer beeping over the sounds of my own sphincter.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

I can't wait

until they invent computers!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)

why?

they'll only go and network them and that'll be shit

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)

me too!

I'm sick of randomly pounding away at these rocks until they make words.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)

arf!

don't take it for granite, now

(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

ouch.

that one hurts... right down in the pelvic area.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)

sorry

I'll aim higher next time

(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

*groans softly*

*pulls helmet back on and adjusts belt*

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Koogas, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

ouch!

that was awful:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

thank you

thank you

I'm here for the next 5 minutes! Tip your waitresses, folks!

(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

kittens should always cross the road in pears

it's safer that way :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

love that

more than I love crossants

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

you lie!

croissants are the sex!

(the two lips, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)

I doubt I do lie in this case

as I have little to no idea about your counterclaim - how can french pastry be "the sex!"?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

i....i..

i'm not really sure....
*crawls back into corner*

(the two lips, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)

poke a hole in it

and use a little butter for lubrication.

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)

mmmmmmm flakey

foreskin

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)

cripes

now there's an image i didn't need.
off to do chemistry homework.
'night all. and woo again k2m2 for the physics-defying feline.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)

night

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)

Croissants rock.

Crassants however are quite rude.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)

smug

bastard

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)

hehehe

my secret shame

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)

nuh uh you *didn't*

woo. all kittens should have travelling pears.
the world would be a safer place.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)

didn't what?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)

tell the nice man where you were touched

on the doll

(the two lips, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

that :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

errrrrrrrmmmmm...

nuh uh you didn't just animate a kitten in an oversized pear crossing the road in a jaunty manner!

foo!

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

how do you know

it isn't an undersized kitten?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)

i... i'm sorry....

i... i *assumed*... i made an ass of u and me...

*cries*

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)

now now

not that big of deal.

Just don't step on the kitten

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

*picks up kitten

and cuddles it*

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

I think the pear is close

and the kitten within it is far away

thus all things are the correct size

it's the only sensicle explanation as far as I can tell

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)

of course everything is the correct size :)

else it wouldn't fit together right

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

but the kitten is also large

in comparison to the road.
and the road decreases properly into the distance.
my sense of space/time is now thoroughly bent out of shape.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)

never mind it takes a while to get fully up to speed

in kitten physics

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)

good advice.

i've yet to get the hang of the regular stuff
so i imagine kitten physics shall remain beyond my reach forever

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)

pears are expensive.

i may have to perform experiments with oranges.

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)

careful

they can burn

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

but the flesh

is soooo juicy :(

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)

Well

I have warned you

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)

aww

lovely!

always think of the kittens.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

i always do!

anyone have a tissue i can borrow?

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)

but I've finished with this pastry if you want it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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gracielou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

(norumbegan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

hahahaah wooo

had no feckin clue what that was til it animated

/edit- was going to say it was a bog monster about to engulf a carrot, but alas

(the two lips, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

wunderbar

if you ask me

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)

fab

i just watched American History X, what a top film

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

agreed

tho i had an arguement with dear roomie over whether or not the end was good. i declared that it would have been a bad movie if it hadn't ended like it did.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)

Yup, had to have that ending

it was a good ending, but i didnt like it, takes a good film to make me want everything to turn out well in the end.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

oh, i didn't particularly like it either

don't rightly know how one *could* like it
but the movie would have been a bit foolish and trite without it

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

yup

i was quite surprised by the pacing of the film, i was expecting it to be faster/more to happen in it, but i was pleasantly surprised

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)

there was much more reminiscence

than actual action, i thought.
but it worked, so good on them.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)

that's what worked well

the movie actually tok place over the course of about 24 hours, so it felt slow, but the flashback stuff meant they managed to fit quite a bit in.

ahh well, bed for me in a minute, night all

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)

yes, and i have chemistry homework summoning me

may your dreams be filled with kittens in pears

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)

Well, yes, but

what does that have to do with anything?

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)

woo

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)

thankee

muchly : )

(norumbegan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)

on friday my chemistry teacher taught us that

the teflon molecule "looks very much like a headless baby"

and he's got a british accent, so it must be true.
(he also thinks we should harness babies for energy, since they emit hydrogen when newly born)

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)

they used babies for power during the war

/the day today

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)

rightfully so, i would think

it's not as though the little buggers are being productive otherwise

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

and they used to eat

bricks

(crazymum, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)

Erm. Friar Tuck

EDIT: Change his haircut and you have an eightball:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

Either

Friar Tuck from above,
or hands-free goatse.

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

i am uncomfortably trying

to not think about the logistics of that one

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

uh?

use small words, me fikk

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

I see it

nicely done

with that I away to bed

work in the morn, night

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

night wildheart...

and yay for friar tuck :)
edit: and night all... it's later than i thought... i need to get some sleep :/

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

night

you peddler of filth

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

'night Sir

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)

earth wind and fire?

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

I'm in a nice mood

email one of your animations to [email protected] and I'll post it for you

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

wow

i appreciate that!
I guess I should restate my login name: i can't manage my website because the system in this house with the web connection is a mac and my system is a pc, on the other side of the house from the cable connection.
And, I don't have any disks to burn my animations to
I'll figure it out. I moved to a new town last week and all my shite is in boxes right now while I find a fucking permanent place to live.
Thanks again.

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)

Do you live in a cupboard under the stairs?

EDIT: Bum having trouble getting on the site so I'll email you the address when I get on

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)

harry?

harry potter? on b3ta?
i never knew.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)

On b3ta? No. More like

Hairy Pothead:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)

is that a pun?

i think it's a pun.
*throws punnage projectiles*
*then giggles and runs away*

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)

ohhhhh

I feel like I'm falling

woo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

i can't

stop eating minstrels, i feel sick but i keep eating, does anyone want one?

(bigdaddymerk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

Yaah

can I have the lute player please

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

sure

do you want some jaffa's too?

(bigdaddymerk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)

Naa

I always find musicians play havok with my digestive system

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)

try scenting the air with a hint of lavander

does wonders - I managed to eat a large philharmonic bap with no problems the other week using this method

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

hehehe

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

indeed

and yet all I see is a headless corpse.

*rings therapist*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

I thought that kid looked familiar.

It's Ben Affleck, before the surgery.

yeah, i know, it's crap.

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

hehehe

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

ho ho

..Arse-Face!

woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

heh

hah I wasn't with a hooker today

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

snoogins

woo to the pic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

hahaha!

Nicely.

And before I actually go to bed, I have to say that's the strangest film I have ever seen..........

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

i imagine

it's the strangest film i've not seen.
but i can't be sure.
urm.
yeh, night.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

i think

it probably was.

and you should be very grateful.

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dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

..is this Audition?

heheheh.

hands up who liked Visitor Q?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

Die Ben Affleck!

DIE!!!!!!!!

*resumes fluffaciousness*

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

Die?

Ìs that his real first name? I didn't know he was Welsh!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)

This is my T (from above)

(trickstar, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

Haha.

Nice.

(you mean Mr. T?)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

the only t for me

is mr t

(trickstar, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)

Kevin knew...

...that all the other kittens laughed when he went to work.

(ReLiC, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

he doesn't have paws!

woo

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

That's why...

...he was the only kitten with a job

(ReLiC, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

What about the ones in the cat food adverts?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

Yes

He is a little impulsive.

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Ratsta, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

oh shush.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

Thank you

And yes, I may be impulsive, but I only discovered the joys of Photoshop three days ago. It'll wear off soon enough :o)

(ReLiC, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

the kitten has no pause...

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

he just keeps going, and going, and going,

and going. some more.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

the

kitten

does have a pause, though

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

woo

that is a well fed kitten

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

i'm going to bed.

gooooooooooodniiiiiiiiiiiight,
sleep ye tight
let not the evil goblins bite
if they do
sandgoblins you
must call to fight them off. oooooo.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

night

night

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

aaah

why did i watch that bit of that film? c4

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dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

sorry nothing to do with you.

unless you count "hideous"

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dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

urgh

wasn't it

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

what bit?

WHAT BIIIIT?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

where

she cuts off his feet with cheese wire

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

uses mallets

to break his ankles?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

muuuuuuuch

worse.

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dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

the bit

with the long needles and the stomach and the eye and the cheesewire and the feet and the masterbating old man and the grinding bones and the eeeuuurggh

sleep well!

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dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

arf

crimewatch don't have nightmares

I wasn't till I tuned in
fuckers

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

woah woah WOAH.

what the hell movie IS this?

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

something called

audition on channel 4

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

somehow i think your channel 4 is not my channel 4

because my channel 4 is playing some touchingly heartwarming family film which made me turn off the tv immediately.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

hehe

i think probably not.

where is yours situated?

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

mine's

in the living room

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

rah

i knew someone would say that.

i know i would have..

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

I aim to

not disappoint

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

I believe

she may be from the new world

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

that i am

i came over with columbus, you know.
killed off the natives with smallpox.
threw some tea off a boat.
then went to college in michigan where i get made fun of for my boston accent.
hurrah for the new world!

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

by jingo!

haven't you lot been busy

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

it's in

our industrious natures

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

michigan

is this purportedly disturbing film being played for british viewing pleasure? because that go a long ways towards explaining why i have it not

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

well viewing yes

but I'm unsure if pleasure features in the viewing

british viewing disturbing - perhaps

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

perhaps? PERHAPS?

you must not have seen the Chegwin gameshow

*shudders*

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

I heard about that

with the infamous pan from the water shot

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

I bought a 2nd hand video projector from the uni that day

the first thing that it manged to project was Mr. Chegwin's Mr. Floppy.

Thankfully the medication keeps that image submerged

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

yes.

look out for it though!

worth avoiding..

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

*scrabbles about for paper*

*jots down note*
got it. i'll be vigilant.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

nasty one.

but in a fluffy jap way, of course. happy ending.

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

fucking

unpleasant. yes.

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

Fucking well freaky.

/sleep

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

night

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

night night

you god damn mentalist

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

...

cunt.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

love you too

honey bunch

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

snufflekins.

urm...
night.
*scarpers*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

run far

run fast

but you can't hide from the scone

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

everybody be cool this is...

....oh wait damn

I slipped into film mode again

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

hehehe

Now I be needing a Tarentino fix

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

*rolls up sleeve*

*injects with the finest 'quentin' on the market*

*floats about for a bit*

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

night night...

sleep well :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

i'll use

sleeping pills.
lots of them.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

if you're not tired...

stay here :)
has your dog been online today?

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

is kevin working

in a hotel?
such dens of iniquity are no places for wee fluffy kittens!

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

I think he maybe a

woring kitten

if one grasps my meaning

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

if one means 'whoring' with an 'h', consider that meaning grasped

if not, consider me mildly confused

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

I knew I'd dropped something

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

*plucks small letter off of ground with tweezers*

*hands it back*
here you are, sir or madam

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

a female scone?

are you quite mad?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

possibly, possibly

i know very little of the genders and/or preferred sexualities of baked goods

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

It's a crazy world of excitement and adventure

and danger...oh lots of danger

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

for a second there i read that as 'excrement and adventure'

which really put a whole different meaning on it.
but i now my eyes are uncrossed and all is clear.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

dirty, dirty girl

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

t'ain't me, sir! i swears it, i does!

'tis the unconscious, that sneaky little bugger.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

I'll let you off

just this once mind

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

much thanks,

my conscience is now clear.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)

but be careful in future

I'll be watching...

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

*looks wildly around for cameras*

AAAAAAAARGH!

creepy.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)

bwahahahahahahahahahaha

*cough choke splluter* mwaahahahahahahahahaa

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

*flees while scone is choking on his own

evil mirth*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)

*collapses

dies*

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)

*raises fists to the sky in a gesture

of defiant victory*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)

I likes that

a lot

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

aww

but he's such a snappy dresser..

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

aww...

cute :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

putting paid

to hovercraft argument

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

haha

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

*bows*

was the juice nice?

my curry sort of was

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

yes it was

thank you :)

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

you're

welcome :)

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

Great stuff

woo!

(

matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

*feels warm*

*warm doesn't mind*

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

YARBLES.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

trousers

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

pirates' marbles?

(

Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

possibly.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

heheh

fantastic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

you forgot

about publer agin

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

waiting till I have a handle on t'essay situation

and t'money situation

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

ah right

eek strange japanese film on 4 she's taking off his feet, nasty stuff

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

if only I had a TV up here - maybe the world service will entertain me

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

hehehe

(

sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

yaay!

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

thank you

you seem on fine form tonight

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

thank you...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

Out for the night...

...made with a my first sony, by the way...

(benchbri, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

I like that

yay!

(

matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

my first sony?

looks like a tasty drink mind

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

michael jordan

looking at nixon

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

(

sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

why don't you just put your pics on msn

or ukdragon?

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

they are.

are they not showing up?

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

yeah they're there

I was talking to geoff

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

she was replying to geoff

because his username says that he has no ftp access but wants to upload pictures he made

(

Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

sorry,
tired
drunk
hungry.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

and the other

phew

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

Mick Jagger?

Doesn't look like him at all.

(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

night

(

blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

G'night,

I'm off too. Lovely weekend, I think I might die now.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

RIP

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

oh dear

was that a favorite piece of clothing

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

it's ok

I can sew

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

that reminds me of

a threat

you walk up to someone and ask if they can sew

they reply 'yes'

you the say 'stich this'

and hit them in the face

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

that's not really a threat...

it's like a pickup line for a fight

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

heh

I like that idea pickup line for a fight

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

i don't get it.

and what if they say no?

why not just hit them? or is it all about the one liners?

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

it's the one liners

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

ok.

then that's ok.

but i still don't really get it. do they have to stich their face back together?

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

it's an invite to sew the person delivering the line's hand to his jacket

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

something like that

it's like what james bond does

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

Thanks for the tip.

The next time someone asks me if I can sew, they're in for a preemptive knuckle sandwich.

(Rogue Sausage, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

good one.

most likely to be your granny or some other well meaning old lady but there's no point in taking any chances.

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

*snort*

and today in the news a string of old ladies were assaulted when they asked if people could sew

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

Good call,

I can probably sleep now that I've stopped hallucinating.

G'night kids.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

night

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

night to you

and to moore

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

night

yous two

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

Nighty

splitters

(

matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

good night .

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

goodnight both...

sweet dreams :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

goodnight

you cunt.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

fighting for biscuits

is like fucking for babies.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

are you often engaged

in battle for biscuits?

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

yes and he'll never out wit me

I am the lord of all things baked

MWAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaHAHAHAahahaa

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

even

ham?

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

ham is mine

but beans are administrated by the general assembly of the UN on a basis of majority voting

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

of course...

nothing's ever easy with those damned beans... have to go and drag the un into it...

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

often.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

man

that was a lot better before it turned into a sleepy eye.

edit: night!

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

night!

Simpsons is on.
I'll be leaving now.

(

cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

darn

I forgot

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

yay

for simpsons.

(norumbegan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

yeah

I've finally got my antenna thing set up so that I can see that channel clearly, and I forget to watch

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

take 4

the three stooges

i think that will work

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

yay

it did.

not bad either.

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

Yup, nicely done.

Although you could hack off everything in the URL after the .jpg so browsers don't have to reload it on every refresh, but that's just picky.

Woo!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

you can actually hack off the

.jpg and filename if you really want.

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

pffft.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

woo! yay! it works!

congratulations. and have an official welcome.

(

Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

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