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[challenge entry] Lance Armstrong

Check Yourself
(b3rl1n, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# so it's not a
big cock and a pube then?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Does he have one red testicle then?


sorry. Much better than lots of the other compo toss. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Null
it's a "null" sign standing in for his lost boy - lost to cancer
(b3rl1n, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Well, there you go.
Things I never knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# and
the overall effect also looks like a bike, if it were drawn by whoever did the opening credits to Poirot (the ITV late '80s/early '90s version starring david suchet)
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# was going to try to work in a yellow jersey
but nothing came to mind so we left it simple
(b3rl1n, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# well,
it's ver' good and works on many levely, so woo
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# nullo?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# hahahaha
arrogant one-nutted cunt (him, not you).
it also looks a lot like a style i can't quite name right now. art nouveau?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
#


I'm so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Oh now that's go-o-o-o-o-od.
Woo! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# poootatooooo
potatopotatopotato

potato
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Punnage...
oh the pain....


(okay so i chuckled!)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# groantastic
but yet so WOO !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Orwight mate?
How you doon?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# I'm pretty damn fine
I'm still in a surprisingly good mood, induced by the bash.
And yourself?
It was good to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Nice to finally meet you too. And in fine form today.
Had a top weekend, another do on Sattiday, then a day of 2 hangovers spent fannying about and watching fillums. Nice. I presume you've seen www.yougotspotted.com/-1-350-K-3802.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# woo
and yay.
that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I'm not insane!
There's something out there! It's gonna kill us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# that actually happened to me once.
100% of Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Couldn't you just hold on with your claws?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# i fell off
and landed in the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# That cat
actually looks truly evil
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# there's no way to install a catflap
on a pressurised aircraft
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Just like that
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# i can do one of his magic tricks.
i worked out how he does it.
aren't i clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# is it the one that goes
red rabbit yellow rabbit red rabbit yelooooooooooo

and then fall over dead
(psausage76, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] 1st posty


my HTML suks
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant.
i nip off to work for a few hours, and when i get back, this is the first thing i see.
yay
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's soooooooooo good!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
you loon!

woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# isn't she gorgeous.
she just gets better with age.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Like mine, that


I reckon she does this all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# HaHa
bloody vandals these days
(Dr_Seuss, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# queeny luves it
classic
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# hæhæhæ...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Straight to the Tower
with you, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Being invisible never kept him from having perfect hair.
(Fragger, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# lol
took me a while, but oi loikes that
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# How do we know
he had any hair?
(Dr_Seuss, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# 'cos
he has a comb. duh
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# one
comb

edit: hehe, changed it at the last second damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Could be
like the assholes that have Ferrari keyrings
(Dr_Seuss, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# good
one! WOop!
(nebulous, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] More compy crapness

It's me. Yes, I know I'm not really famous. And the eyebrow is the wrong shape, my mouse is being an arse. Bite me.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# wellllll
helllll-lllllo! ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I would.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Crumbs
Now I have this mental pic of being prodded in the eye by a big spunking penis. How pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Sorry, my big one's at the cleaners.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I had that image in my head
all the way through the bash!

I believe it was Mr Bongo's fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Nice
what does the rest of you look like? is it monotone as well?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] For classical music fans -
Shostakovich, in appropriately Suprematist style:
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# that's
very nice
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Splends!
Ver-ver nice
(davidaitch, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# way too cultured
for an ignoramus such as myself :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# excellent!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# blimeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Marvelous.
I'm a big fan of the Russian romantics, but to be honest I'm more of a Rimsky-Korsakov man.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# i'll rimsky you in a minute
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# rimsky
and cunt are a bit mutually exclusive...
(radja, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# there's a hairdressers in birmingham
called rimski-korsakoff, if i'm not mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# ....
Yep im an ignoramus too... i thought it was bloody Harry Potter!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Harry Who?
Actually, I do see what you mean. I could always pretend that that was what I intended.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Ooh!
By an amazing coincidence, I've just put on The Leningrad Symphony, one of the very few bits of classical music I like...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Now turn the volume up to 11.
The first movement is terrifying (as it is meant to be). Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Yep. It's like being in a fucking big war.
Albeit one fought by an orchestra and... another orchestra.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# that's
fantastic.
woo for culured jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# UFO?
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# dumbo became a rouge in his later years
gawd bless gary larson gv'nor
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# eek!
they turned him into makeup?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# You'd need a lot of rouge
to put make-up on Dumbo
(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# You mean
Rogue
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# nah
he wasn`t that nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Ahem
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooo
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# God damnit
Is there nothing Larson hasn't already done? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# i love larson.
he's our god, precious.
(kitznegari, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# Pink
Elephants on parade......
(Doctor Evil, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# woo
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# oh yes!
the timing on that is just fucking perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# woo!
they can join my cats!

(8-Ball, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# haha
That's class. Woo to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# hahahah
that`s just mental, and made me snigger quite loudly in the quiet office
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# dont
you hate it when that happens and everyone expects its a funny email but you wait and wait and you never get it...
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# um
..



maybe :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA...
hahahahahahahaha.......
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Pissy alert
but isnt the plane going backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# why must you ruin it for me!
you nay-sayer you!

edit: woo! nearly hometime! see you guys`n`gals "l8r"


p.s. your face sold here
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# pollution gettin quite bad nowadays aint it
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# That's plane's going very fast ...
backwards!

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# haha
I know - it has been mentioned.
(8-Ball, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# I love to see falling/flying mammals
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Irritating
Irish git
(Dr_Seuss, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA...
fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Flippin' great
(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# and
(b3rl1n, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# then they stab you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I finally finished my naked quo pic:
I would...

And here you will find 106 of my tattyplops in my new b3tan gallery. This is just the tip of the iceberg but I have got rid of most of the shite.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# That IS sick.
Yay
(Dr_Seuss, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# You are a sick, sick, uh, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Smoking or non-smoking sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# that`s
just WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# kill it
and again
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# hahahah
how long did it take to find those exact positions! class!
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# About three months for the one at the back...
I am sad and lonely, don't get out much either!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Poor guys
reduced to modelling M&S undies
(Dr_Seuss, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# i
still think they rock, how i love old skool rock
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Old School?
You Whippersnapper
(Dr_Seuss, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# bet the clubbook
just flops open at the page anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# that`ll
be from the "research" then
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# ok
thats the official line
;-|
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
#

/quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
**pukes**
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# aw fuck
why did I click that?!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# heh heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# stop laughing
you sick sick fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2261109
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# don`t care what
it is - I AIN`T clicking!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Thats the funniest and the sickest thing I have seen all day

It also got the only laugh out loud moment!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# yup
the family resemblance is there
(nebulous, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# I'm Intrigued
as to what they get up to in bed, and if it is in costume, then those sick bastards were allowed to entertain my generation week in, week out.
My parents were so naive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# or really
dirrrrrrrty!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Stan & Ollie
(I helped save b3ta! spoonmuppet, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# haha
thats quite good actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# is your name seriously
generationgay?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# heheh
I was just thinking about them this morning and couldn`t remember whether or not I liked them
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Ten Thousand Dollars! Muahahahahahaha!
(Fragger, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# haha!
w/y/h

i love those films
(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# That
ROCKS.

Period.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# very
good!
(b3rl1n, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Wet Kitty

not shopped, just interesting to me
(b3rl1n, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Almost as good as a wet pussy
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Wouldn't
want it scratching your balls though
(Dr_Seuss, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# which one?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Caption competition?
My guess is 'Help!
(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# bling!


clickery bigger
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Pimpgeon?
(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# How dapper.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# What a dapper do!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# ding dong
classy bird
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I know that pigeon

It was about my 5th animation ever
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# .
Woo to the one on the front page. Thought I'd add my take...
(nebulous, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
STAKE IT!
STAKE IT HARD!!!

/grabs pitchfork
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# sorry
at first glance thought it was jimmy krankie.

woo by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Aaaargh! Jimmy Krankie
she was on Ab Fab the other night. Scared the crap out of me. She is a kind of pint-sized Widdecombe, now you mention it...
(nebulous, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# please
don't go on too much about the krankies or some permanantly cockdrooping pictures will be posted
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# although you've never seen both of em in the same place


think about it...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Jimmy Krankie
and Dennis Taylor.Kill them both.
(Dr_Seuss, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# fantastic
beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! xx, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Horny Bear...
(byebye, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# hahahaha
i am loving that
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

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