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# Such a happy chap

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# yay
now i don't have to bother seeing finding nemo!

wooyay
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Finding Nimo 2
nimo on crack
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I always knew . .
Brannagh was up to something . .

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# how queer
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# arf
chew it.... chew it hard!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# i've used that mouth before
woo & yay for mr. brannagh!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# He has his father's eyes
Watermelon knows where the horns came from though.

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# from the first google images search return?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Bah
Foiled again!!!


But yes...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# seen
a lot of horns has Rob
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# That's what being a world
class Antelope Hunter is all about, see?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I stuck them on a kitten once
ah. happy days.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Funny you
should mention it as that was my next course of action.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# I read that as
'not being saucy' and was actually quite disappointed :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Must've been . .
A painful birth !

:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I believe
it was actually hatched from a dog's egg.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# kids these days....
so young and horny
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# A little song I found myself singing...

...while I was rolling a fag.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# sing it. record it
animate it. post it.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# and THAT
is how you get paid around here.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Unfortunately
singing in tune and animating things are way beyond me, but I do roll a good fag.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# In that case,
I'll get my guitar and animating hat.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Oh yes...
...please do.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# that's the word in the showers anyway
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# which bit?
the singing, the animating or the rolling?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# "but i do roll a good fag"
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# It would get all wet...
...if I rolled one in the shower!
*girlish giggle*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# isn't there a line missing from that?
i think there is but i can't remember it

woo! *lights up*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# something about slow and painfull death?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# that looks like
a poo skid
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Mmmm
rollies
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# YES!
There is nothing better than sparking up a nice Allan Carr.

Excellent song. Rob's right. Sing it. Record it. Post it. Become famous. Die at the age of 103, rich, getting shagged.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# YARGG

is it just me who finds this word so very very
amusing? my doctor is bound to go through this
casette i just listened to on thursday, and
there's no way i can hold in the laughter, i'm
still giggling like a loon

i'll get my coat, goooooodnight
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# there are better words.
but as darkness envelopes my eyes, i'd better go now before i fall asleep at the keyboard.

night.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# na night
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# do
mellowdrama please.

i've never seen it.

ta muchly
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I can't just
be expected to perform on cue! who do you think you are to demand such a thing from me?

I shall be in my trailer!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# I'll be outside then,
scrawling things like "zog soguth rulz" on the outside.

If you hear a "mew" noise, dont worry. I make that sound when trying to be quiet.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# nighty nighty
i might well stay up and have a wank
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# No
Buttocks can be highly amusing
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Gussett
is far funnier
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# is that word meant to be related to tubgirl,
or is my brain in-side-out this evening?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# gusset
has nothing to do with tub girl (as far as i'm aware)
It's more to do with knickers
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# see, i'm thinking along the lines of
oh watermelon it, i can't think of words.

holes in the ground that shoot up hot water, in american-parks, where yogi bear lives
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# geysers
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# quaser with
BUMGAYS
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# ah yes,
that cassette.
i remember it well.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# were you charged £1
for the privillage?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# HI LOON
IM A SPAMONSTER
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# yes...
yes you are.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# yes, it's just you
I was always partial to "turd cutter" for my funny description of the ass.

My favorite part of a woman, I might add
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# a video casette?
about buttocks?

men's buttocks?

your wholeheartedly gay
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# I have
ARSE-GREMLINS
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Best Word Ever,
is a straight tie between Muffin and Giraffe.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# tum tee tum
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# It's a great word, but it's got nothing on
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Hmmmmm
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# i think ive seen this before on the homepage of b3ta
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless
im a spamonster cool site and im a spam monster and dont like thinking up a topic
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# your forum
looks fun!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# thanks
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless
im a spamonster cool site and im a spam monster and dont like thinking up a topic
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# oh stop being a nob
I'm bored of it now. We get your point.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# there's a point?
:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# hmm -
i only though of that after,
oops
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# you have special powers.
do something.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# nah, I just can't be arsed.
it's all too dull.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# delete EVERY SINGLE POST on the board.
ever. all 2 million.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# ok,
it might take a minute though.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# and only 2
ever made sense.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# kick him in the
admin area
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Where is that?
I thought a kick in the arse was the custom..
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Alrighty then.
Kick him wherever you like.

The trousers favourite.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# swearing?
:¬0
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I still read "dick me to read the FAQ"
scary chap, that freud.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# He's ace in
Bill and Ted.

Dude.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I'm more
of a Socrates fan myself
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# are you drunk
or just a cunt ?

i ask purely for information.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# did someone turn the filter off
when i wasn't watching?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# no no...
check THIS out.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# so now
if i saw "how the does this work," it'll all be peachy keen?

EDIT: bloody hell, that's good. who thought that up then?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# i prefer this one.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# my goodness. EVOLUTION!
Charles Darwin, eat your heart out.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# c<b></b>unt
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# haha, yes
very funny.
see, you're driving creativity. aren't you proud?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# there's ways to get round it apparently
cranberry
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# apparently
you are right. tricky sods, the b3ta boarders...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Sod off!
You "cat taking to the vet" happy baby orangutan!*

*May not be actual anger
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# eh, you're just jealous
you wish you had two pussies to take to the vet.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# b3ta has a homepage?
when did this happen and why wasn't I informed?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# wait wait,
what's this "b3ta" thing everyone's talking about? does it have anything to do with those people on the radio on fridays?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# radio?
what's that?
They're not on t'wireless oop north
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# north?
when did they invent that? i remember a time when we got south and east. were were lucky if we had a west every once in a while
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Those people doing the play on Radio 4?
I wondered about that.........

EVENING!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Shut the
fuck up. etc.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# nonce
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I love my friends!


Where are they?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# behind you!

*runs away*

hahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# HELLO!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# hello you gorgeous
hunk of very small northerness.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# See you rude boys,
that's more sort of like it. :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Shut the...
oh I can't be arsed.

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# very small
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Are you two going to abuse my every post this evening?


/instantly regrets post
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# hmmm
that's known as inviting trouble in the door, that is.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Well, I am.
You knobber.

Are your folks still away? I want to borrow your broadband for an evening.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Yeah, feel free.
Just to piss you off though the only removable media on that PC is a 3.5" floppy :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I don't give
2 shits as long as it has an ethernet port

and if it hasn't - I'll MAKE ONE
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Fair play.
Tomorrow night would be excellent. I'm a bit tied up after that.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Top beans.
I'll ring tomorrow, should I remember.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# blimey
i had to check your ID number
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# sorry -
not used to talking to straight boys.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# You missed a fine evening.
Again.

Next time........
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# mebbees
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Honestly.
It was great.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# WAAAAAGH!
the american gothic! the american gothic! the american gothic! the american gothic! the american gothic! the american gothic! the american gothic! the american gothic! the american gothic! the american gothic! the american gothic! the american gothic!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# what's scarier
American culture or the fear?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# the oxymoron, definetely
;)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# The fear.
We have more evidence that it exists.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# MORE?
i'd settle for any, in this case. there's no evidence for the other.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# what are you one and proud?
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless
im a spamonster cool site and im a spam monster and dont like thinking up a topic
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# your sentences
they make no sense. brain hurt. illogic
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# what are you
goto:watermelon&off
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Listen...
you PEDANTIC cranberry! Stop it!

Jesus!!!!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Aaaaaargh . . .
the fear . . the fear . . the fear . . the fear . . the fear . . the fear . . the fear . . the fear . . the fear . . the fear . . the fear . . the fear . . the fear . . the fear . .
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# eeeee
gads! looking closer to study it was not a good idea
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# but very warm up here
moist, even.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# *fists japs eye*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# sure is chilly here
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# yaaay!
*sticks cucumber up arse*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeep!
*gets so scared he goes back to finishing his ReBoot DVDs*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# ReBoot?
is that the cartoon ReBoot?
because I loved that
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# ReBoot
was awesome.
I got my sister a tape of it for her birthday.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# yup
just today I got an episode which now makes my set complete, the entire first two series which you can't buy anywhere cos the gits never released it, including a never-aired making-of show
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# eeep
that's grand
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Is...you know the rest
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# big
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# aren't we all?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Arrgh! the Spa!
the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# you have problems
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless
im a spamonster cool site and im a spam monster and dont like thinking up a topic
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# bless you, you are trying hard
but the link remains blue
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# your all gay
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# your on my isps
blacklist now.

you must be proud!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Did you know that if you're ever going Bream fishing,
then Spam is one of the best things to catch the little bastards.

Dont ask me why. There must be spam out there in the wild somewhere.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# loganberry paste is the ultimate lure
if you want to catch an armadillo


110% fact
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Is a loganberry
the thing that hangs from Wolverines arse?

Or have I got the wrong name?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# which is more expensive though?
a pound of spam or a pound of bream?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# A pound of pounds I expect.
But nevertheless, bream fucking love spam.
You'd think that a mars bar or something would be nicer, but oh no, the little fuckers want something made out of unnamed mammals.

And who doesn't?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Jim Morrison
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Quite.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I buy my bream
from the fishmongers.


If i were a fish I'd probably be most easily caught with tuna. I just love tuna.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# If I were a fish then I'd be easily caught.
I fucking love hooks.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# speshially
skyhooks
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# the best kind
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# If I were a fish
they'd be able to catch me by dangling consumer electronics in front of me. If the electric shock doesn't get me, the flashy lights and inviting buttons surely will.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# It's there . . .
But spends most of its time hiding from the bream . .
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# its a well known fact
that once fish get the taste for spam, they become spam-eaters for the rest of their lives
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# which tend to be short
if you're using it for fishing bait.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# not a very good one,
sweetheart. Unless you have a nice deep fat frier and are going to make spam fritters, I'd try another tack.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# i actually like them
much to my surprise
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# is pink eye
American for conjunctivitus?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# i'm not american
we just use it for people who look like they've been smoking something they shouldn't and thus have pinky coloured eyes
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I consider myself
informed
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Spam fritters? SO seventies.
Woo.

A man goes to work, comes home and sees his wife battering £20 notes and chucking them in the deep fat frier.
He says 'i can't believe you're frittering our money away like this...'

I love that joke. I really do.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# You need to get our more then.
I'm a fine one to talk
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# oh c'mon
i only got in a while ago. That's a great un-rude joke.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Tis true,
it's a winner alright. I just wish that I could remember some unrude or inoffensive jokes.

You been OK? Like the rum?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# I'm ok
damn busy at work. Rum, I think , was lovely - it went to a raffle home, so I assume good, thankyou.
You should've come, you odd people.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# arrrf
grand joke that

fish swims into a wall


damn
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# i want to abuse you.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# abuse him
hard
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
#
'I’ve been working on Being Dumb for Dumbys came up with it myself thank you very much.'

quite.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# the people who run this site
want us to be nice to you

you're making it difficult

come here and hug me
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# free hugs?
what do i have to do?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# not spam
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# *hugs*
I'm in a good mood...how did that happen?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# blimeh
you must be in a good mood if you're hugging me...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# in case you hadn't noticed
that's several times in a row you have posted this. it hasn't worked.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# does your carer know you're using their PC?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I reckon so
she is an unstoppable killing machine after all
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
that flipping rocks!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Up from the depths,
30 stories high,
Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzuki!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# You had to hope Godsuki
got hit by a hammer.

Evening all.... fine Newcastle b3ta bash this evening..... hic.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I'm glad
you's all had fun
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# We all missed you.
We did.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Rah!
bash bash bash bash
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# *burp*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# no it's not
there's no shark, only a dead trout
:)
evenin' all
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# spam monster

(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# This is.....
... redexing for me....

EDIT : I am wearing shoes. Again.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# that's because the URL
is jesusbollocks
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I think
the URL is made of spam
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# la la la i'm not listening.
though i will fit you with a catheter in a few minutes if you don't keep quiet.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# *hopes it's a picture
of spam princess*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# hello...
i see a red x. I think Geocities might be a crap host, have a read of the faq, and see if you can find a better one
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hmmm curiously
i just don't care


i have reached apathy
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# i needed that in a meeting today
I just couldn't not care though, and just sighed, rolled my eyes alot and tried not to KILL EVERY FUCKING LAST ONE OF THEM.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# you tried not to?
a bit counter-productive if you ask me
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# the secret is to get deep heat in your eye (see below)
then all other pain ceases to matter
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# or one of those fresh breath
thin minty things.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# are you
a monster that attacks people with tins of spam? If not, please go away because Im not interested in your meat-free assaults
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# .


Evening all
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# how Kaiserish!
woo!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I remember . . .
When Kaiser started doing the bulbs . . it was bulb wars back then let me tell you :)

(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# ok, sounds fun
a wee bit before my time though, i guess? :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I've been absent ..
For about a year I guess . . the board draws you back again in the end though :D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Switch it!
Switch it HARD!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Good evening......
... that is a beautiful thing... wot you have created....
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# heheh
ace
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# oh cool
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Operators in the HIZ-ouse!!!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Wacko jacko strikes again
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# really, really subtle
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# i don''t see it..
what did they do?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# photoshop anti-aliasing
rocks


and so on
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# thats what happens
when you smash something together in less than a minute
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# you get
big cocks all over Trinidad.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I hate it
when that happens. big cocks! big fat smelly cocks!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# that
or a search warrant.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# cool
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# hello useless
what useless things have you been doing lately?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# i just dont like putting headings so i copy and past it
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# eh?
sorry, that was a bit random and didnt make much sense
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# I think
our underdeveloped grammarcentres in our small b3ta brains can not really decode the full meaning of this blokes posts.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# eavry thing i do or sy seemes useless
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# no
you're a ninny
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# who doesn't like
a jacuzzi now and again?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Reverend Dan: Jacuzzi Man
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Reverend Dan: Spa Monster
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Reverend Dan: Alka Seltzer Devil
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Reverend Dan: Could Beat You Up
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Reverend Dan: Fists For England
interpret how you like.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Reverend Dan: Will Fist Sargant::Yonda Good If He Doesn't Shut Up
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# eep.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Jim Morrison.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# that should probably
mean something to me. i'm tired though.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# if it does,
explain it to me.

i just went random.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# lepers.
probably.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# hows his babby (saw it on fear facter on pbs (american versain of bcc only borring)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# is that like herring?
i like herring
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# This is great
Im learning a whole new kind of english here
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# gotta catch em all!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Go! Francis Rossi!
Francis Rossi uses Incredible Riff

and all was well.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# you get the SOFT ROCK GYM BADGE for defeating QUO
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# QUO is evolving into AGED ROCKERS
Release greatest hits? y/n
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# i'm worried
i understand this thread :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# been playing a lot of pokemon advance ^^;
i was going to use furtive, but the current trend seems to be a quo revival, so oh well
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# a the risk of starting
a quo pearoast bandwagon, here's my most recent quo again
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Animize it!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Pearl Harbour, Hawaii, 1952. The first meeting of ANZUS military representatives.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# these are getting
ver ver ver subtle
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# arrrrgh i jsut got deep heat in ym eye what do i do?!?
oooooooooooow
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# you run round the house shrieking for a while
then go rinse your eye out with cold water
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# never
do it agian
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# right i can now see (and thus spell) again
but i have pink eye
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# how did you get deep heat anywhere near your eye anyway?
and it would have been funnier if you were american cos then you'd have gotten ben gay in your eye.

100% of FACT
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# ahem
actually it was bengay bought back from my parents recent visit to new york...

i still had it on my fingers and rubbed my eyes... moronic thing to do
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# haahaaa
your all bengay
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# scream
loudly
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# dnoe that!!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# relax and enjoy
the hallucinations
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# v
good 5 stars
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hehehe
took me over 5 seconds :O that is very subtle
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Yes sweden is too bloody cold.
Can't wait for the bloody winter with -20C now >_<
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# i think
i will hibernate
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# gnällspik.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# not
quite sure what your saying there... whining nail?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# typ...

:D
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# less
of that
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Those bastards
Woo to you,

Where can I get a copy of those quo fellas, pleasey?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I found them on Google
About 6 pages into an image search for Status Quo
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Google here I come!
cheers
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# read the faq itl tell u
hehe
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I had the B3ta kit in my favourites
But it didn't work. It must have changed location since I saved it there.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# here, have the link for the B3ta construction kit
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Gracias!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# The FAQ has a link to the kit
also at Berk's website www.mutantwalrus.co.uk

and Woo to the pic!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Kitty's seen you
Kitty wants to eat you...

(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# eep!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# yes kill it....

lack of hummus=do something to the 1st 2 pics you find.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# it's the claws
i fear the most


well, the claws and this monstrosity's creator...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# been there...
...done that.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# you've posted 5 messages?
farquinell!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# yeah
and all of them today. :-O
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# i feal like that
im off to bed to get better
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# g'night
keep on trucking
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# vroooooooooom
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# You've given me
your cold, you arse
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# how coincidental
i've developed one too

pair of fucks.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Yikes
It must be some dreadful northern contagion, then.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# PH34R 0UR L337 |\|0R7H3RN G3RM5!!?!?!111
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# night pippy...
:)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Awwww
David Dickinson as a child
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# he doesn't glow enough
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# you set him on fire?
you heartless baaaaaastard!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# No
I just gave him 17 coats of fake tan


another 12 and he'll be in The Duke's™ league
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# What a
Bobby Dazzler!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# 2nd time I heard that phrase tonight
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I'm not
entirely sure I want to know what it was in reference to the first time
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# it's
manimal!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# it's a buppy!
i call him michael.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# michael
manimal!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# BUPPY!!!
you don't want to see him angry, believe me!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Boy scout's fav tool

... and he'd always use the big blade
for undoing screws.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I need that
to aid me getting to work in the morning.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# i need that
to cut my hair.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# ..Verdana Bold it is...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# george w bush
he has no hands
he passes things around
by stapling to his glans.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# george w bush
he has no beard
although his eyebrows
look damn wierd
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# George W bush
He ain't so bright,
He wears his panties
way too tight
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# George W Bush
He's a puppet
He dislikes pretzels
What a muppet
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# is it
me or does it look like bush has a handfull there!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# do it in verdana bold
for that authentic feel :)

I've never driven on the right side of the road whilst sober - FACT
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# done
the font, I mean..

Ta
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Is that the right side,
or the right side?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# It may not be nice to Mr. Bush,
but they're doing the right thing.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# mutant poshness...

evening all... :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# What a rum fellow
Yay!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# He's coming to my next tea party,
whether he likes it or not.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# i say
thats rarther nice
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# What ho, ol' bean...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# good lord
what a fine felllow.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# How posh
Hah.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Buckingham Palace was a real home from home for George...

(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# has he been blown up yet?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# we can but hope
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# i've got his leg in my freezer
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# left? right?
or west?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# nasarose nose.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# I hope they wait until he's in Sedgefield
Then there's less chance of them blowing me up at the same time
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Are you afraid of
Bush splatter on the carpet?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# pfft *bush splatter*
thats rude
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# is it?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Where the watermelon IS Sedgefield?
and does anyone important live there?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# erm... yes
the PM has a home there its his constituency
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# He doesn't live there,
and I said important, not well known.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# it's in county Durham............
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# whoaaaaaaa...........
Sedgefields close to me............kill the twunt in London
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Close enough to get caught within a...
Hrrrm... 10 mile fallout zone?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# not quite that close................
but close enuf...........Teesside to be precise
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# It's like
playing tennis with a grenade.

You have him!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# When they made us play
tennis at school i used to hit the ball onto the roof then sit around doing fuck all.

I think the same could apply here.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Oi loike!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# haha!
tops :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# drip
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# plop
plop plop pop plop


oh i see what you did there


wooyayhoupla
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# incidentally
i think used too much deep heat cream and now my legs linda gone to sleep and feels waaaaaaaay too hot
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Whenever I've used deep heat
I've never noticed it actually do anything. I think I'm immune.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# i seem to be immune to most over-the-counter drugs.
i'm far too demanding in what i want from a headache tablet. i want to actually feel the pain relief.

as such, i don't think i've taken any drug in about 18 months.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# hmmmm...
b3tan + no drugs == unlikely
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# it's true.
and alcohol is not a drug, it's a drink.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# From now on, if you get depressed ..
do we call you Blue Yonda?



/coat


/and passport
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# this is actualy kinda painful
though not as painful as whatever i did to the muscleso i'll leave it for now
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# magically and quietly magnificent
you are living proof that guinness is good for you.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# indeed it is.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# you fantastically odd man
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# oooh, how splendid!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# beautiful
is there a sort of knees up mother brown going on there?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# lovely...
:)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# super
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Haha!
Is that the gif you bought the dvd for? ;)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# no, it's the one
I downloaded using bit torrent that took two weeks for.
It's not as good as it should be, but I got really bored.
I'll probably try to fix it later.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Ooh
In that case the alkyfrol must've mangled my synapses a bit.

woo anyhoo
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# thats a great woo
highcokerthingy to you mr pootle
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I'm sure it's lovely
It's just that my brain has ceased to function atthis late hour. Well done anyway.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

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