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# Dave was begining to wonder if he was in the wrong protest march
stop the war - whatever !
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Woo!
I thoguht that was real for a arf second there. Excellent shopping.
(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# hahahaha
oh an out loud at the office laugh and everything. :)
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# hehe
bomb bag-
hdad
(Jimmaw, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Woo
and yay. And houpla for the hyphenated Baghdad. I love home made protest signs.
Nice pic all round, really
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Not that I'm a stalker
but I know a good friend of yours Mr Farm.
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Yes
you do. Nice chap, too
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Lets not go that far.............


(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# I dunno
he was one of 2 people in the last 36 hours to offer me some webspace to plaster with my doodles. What a lovely pair of lads the two in question are.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Ah well he has some uses I suppose
I hope we are talking about young Mr H. Would hate to think I'm confusing myself
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Yes we are
fear not. If anyone's going mad it's probably me
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# another fabulous piece of product placement......

(and sorry about the width)
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Arf
snurk, pfffft, murp, snort
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# that took me a minute
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# thats the first picture in days that has made me
laugh out loud, well done than man (or woman)
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# it's man...........
but i am i touch with my feminine side
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# you have a female side of your body as well?
its a right bitch and i have one giant buttock

/gets coat of shame
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# He he he
just got it.

I'm being slow.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# So i was having a warped conversation...
...with my friends down at ogrish.com forum. The crux of this conversation just had to be drawn.(sorry for the crappy ms paint, its all i know)



(bazooker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# it might be a good joke
THAT IS A BLOODY BRILLIANT PICTURE WHICH I LOVE - ESPECIALLY THE QUALITY - WHICH IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY PICTURES THAT I AM YOUR SLAVE FOREVER
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# ha
like you can talk
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# *irony overload*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# how dare you slander the good name of paint
i never use anything else :) and i have both psp and the gimp (which i detest)
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Get over it
and be fluffy for Gods sake
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# now that interestin and engaging
debate/discussion has been lost forever
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# SCR...SCR...SCRO
SCROTUM LICKER!!!!
(jakeohoho, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# why has he got
a stapler coming out of his thigh?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# *crocodile clip

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# I think that's his bollocks
but can't be sure.
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# double
nullo-seven?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# from the state of his testicles
he'll probably become Stubble-0-7 soon
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# now he's in for it
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Witch hunt you say?
Burn him! Burn (insert this week's nemesis here) !
(Goodie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# <insert Holy Grail quote here>
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# "Blue, no yell-aaaaaaaaaaargh!"
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# er...

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# 100%
true
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# can't argue with that
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2365333
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# :D
the post to which that was related pissed moe off inexplicably
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# If that happens again
keep quiet about it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Later, Her Majesty would have warm memories
whenever she heard the American anthem.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# I saw the title and new I wouldn't like it when it loaded
I was right.

Woo though
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# i like it
it gives me the horn
(jakeohoho, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# HAHAHA!
what a smile!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# haha..
I've just laughed up a testicle!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# What a delightful phrase
I may have to borrow that at some point :)
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Arf!
Is that a grown-up Svenno at the back?
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# not sure
has he got a lunchbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# muwahahah
cheeky monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's fabulwoos.
Woo
yay
houpla
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Arrgh
my eyes....take it away the filthy letch
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# now that
is the first really funny bush pic i have seen.

woo to you with a yay and a hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# would be
funnier perhaps if it said mammaries!
(lord Roystarn, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Sod it!
You're so terribly right!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Yay
Woo yay hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# i really couldnt put down the pun


i actually found the source pic the other day in my dad's copy of their biography. i nearly pissed myself. Its funnier in glossy
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Groan!
Yet woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# woo
which was the source pic
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# That is so silly
yet wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# arrrrrrghh.
That isn't even funny.
(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# i dont know.

Edit: no matter how slow the board is, i wont get many replies.
(Jimmaw, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# here's one from me then
:)

I like it.

On a Patrick Moore related note - is his spine really collapsing?
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# probably
it happens to us all in the end, and he's hardly a sprightly young lad anymore

he's looked like a hunchback since the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# he lives somewhere is sussex to.
poor old pat.
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# yes
it's not a photo its a painting :)

Edit: the yes was about his back.
(Jimmaw, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Weebl & Bob
First Joel from www.rathergood.com and now Weebl and bob have now made Anchor ads for TV, saw them last night.

Here is a link to them

www.sumo-dojo.com/

Will IceZebra be next? Here's hoping ;)

Laters
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# icezebra should do those bt ads
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# I want to do ads too
let me do ads
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# ask the admen
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# that's really
quite good advice, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# no he shouldn't
because they are all lies. He should do something better.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# He and I should do a new illustrated version of the Bible
I'll let him have the gospels, cos he's got the weight of experience behind him. But bagsy me Leviticus
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# hurrah for
b3ta adwhores!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Topical fish


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# is he wearing a mullet?
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# The New Vauxhall Meriva
(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# woooooo
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
#
350 posts in ten days? thats like 35 a day,
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# i was only 400 in 20 days
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# well im just an
amature, what can i say.
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Bloody hell
this is my 605th in 22 days. Obsessive personality, you see. And only 599 of them haven't been FPs...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# yep
ive done about 40 pictures aswell
and zero front pages - luverly
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# we cant all get fps all of the time
*cough*
perhaps if i did any pics i might get one
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# The car
with Va-Va-Groom?
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# You're fired
do not pass GO.

do not collect $200.

that was damn funny. Do you think innocent or guilty?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# To be honest
I really don't give a loganberry
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# hay
mikes head suits that womans well
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# the most powerful creature in the land

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# I jumped
then went aaaaah. Then AAAARRRHHHH! This thing has pissed my mind right up, so I can only say woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# mindpiss
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Evenin all. I have decided, it's official.

I HATE ALL CHILDREN OF THE AGE OF FUCKING 12! THEY'RE LITTLE BASTARDS ARGHHHHHHH!

Stink bomb, this goes double for you
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# How did the cinema visit go?

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Very well,
it was a rather good film. Possibly not one for the single people out there, but I enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# has your face recovered
from being sliced up?
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Yup.
All is well, and the lovely girlfriend didn't notice, and we had a very nice time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Yay!

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# why discriminate?
i just hate all kids
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# If only ..
Jackson felt the same!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Pfffft...
'felt'
titter
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# I don't blame you
they are a shower of bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# And fucking vodafone to!
Who seem to have decided to charge me £100 out of the blue for no reason that I can define. Hell, I may be paying line rental until I can leave my contract, but i'm bloody pay as you go now. Why? Why is today so fucking shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Yesterday was pretty grim
and Monday was a fucking disgrace. Down with this week!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Damn right!
I have to work most of the weekend for a superduper formal review with the same class of little shits on tuesday, so I'm not in a good mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# anybody under the age of 16
for me.
In general they are all little wankners
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# i am under
17
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# heh heh
what did they do?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# The class I whooped into shape yesterday
counter attacked. Which would have been alright, I can deal with that, but my lab tech gave me the wrong equipment last minute, and none of my experiments worked. Which was bad, as most of the lesson was based on going through the results of my experiments. And I was being formally observed. The little shits played up big time, and didn't particularly care that I kept them after school for 10 mins. I'm not allowed to keep them any longer which is just bloody ridiculous. Arrrrrggggghhhh!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# can you keep them in over lunch?
keep at it, though i still think you're a nut for taking a teaching job
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# If they muck up my observation on tuesday, they'll be staying
in break and lunch for every day next week. I've been on hold with vodafone for 3/4 vof an hour with no response, so i'm giving up, going out in an hour and getting drunk. I'll call them at midnight or something. Bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# i would
.... give it a good shoeing!








WOO
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# WOO TASTIC!
I get a very "Alice in Wonderland" feeling from that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# try and guess where I got the teeth from?
i dare ye
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# your
mum
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# did you steal them
from the glass old people keep beside their beds?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# heres johnny
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Are they from the Chesire cat?
From the original British movie with a young Dudley Moore as the Dormouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# nah
its from the shining
jack nicholson
in the famous cover scene
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# "Go-on Bors, chop it's head off"
"One rabbit stew coming right up"
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Yes i'm quite tired and bored....
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Heh heh heh
made me grin.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# hah
coffee meets monitor
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# nice
purple lid you got there.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# hahah!
woo! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# repost!!
edit : still bloody brilliant tho
did it get an fp first time round?
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# ...
Bum..



red handed
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# ...
Hand..


red.. er...
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# no..
never had one of those buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# is that not a pearoast?
good tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# that makes me
want to cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Go on then
It won't make you less of a man
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# He Does Make Exceedingly Small Cakes
(Cockfosters!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# delete please
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# :(
(Cockfosters!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Er..
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Why ?
Seems a perfectly appropriate post to me . .

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# I don't know if anyone else has noticed this
but french fancies are not what they used to be.
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# It's that time again

so I'm getting it out of my system before
going to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Shatner's Bassoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# Gordon's Alive?
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# Gordon's Gin?

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# i want half a flap of mexican brown,
but i don't want my arms to go all jessop jessop.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# I always
did wonder what he had under there. Now I know. And I'm scared. No money for Wogan this year. Woo yay to the piccy!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# i also like cake
what's your favourite kind?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# Mr Kiplings Almond Slices
According to the biscuit song in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
#
So
Do
I
(Cockfosters!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# The New Vauxhall Meriva


(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)
# she would get it.
over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over again.

and then again after that.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# is is possible to give yourself
sloppy seconds?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# I think it's odd
how they changed the advert, but the one in the cinema is till the same.
In the edited one, the kids look less like pimps and have instead just taken their babysitter with them.
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# they're all pimps
the lot of 'em!
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# apart from her
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# mmmmaaaarrrrggggghhhhh
I hate that kids voice when he says:

"while we listen to our cd's"

*grumble grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# me to
he sounds gay
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# it is arse isn't it

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# how did u
get those off your tv?
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# Tracing paper
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# hold paper up
to the screen and press reeeeeeeallly hard.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# and that
well do what to my 36 inch screen
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# video capture card perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# You have to reach into the
screen really hard and pull them out.
Go, try, do.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# silly putty
if you rub it on the TV, the image gets transferred on to it
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# American Gourdthic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Huzzah for gourds!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# hardy har!
you make me larf!
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Yay!
and yay for gourd shoppery!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# they are both named
gordon.
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# early american gay marriage
all supreme court justices on b3ta should take note.
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Mmmmm gourdgasmic
Actually they look a bit like octopi..
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# yay !
I have great respect for your gourd obsession
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Hold still Mr. President!!!

(last one about Bush. I hope.)
(I helped save b3ta! Katayclysm, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# like that
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)
# pfffffft
i actually just laughed out loud
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)
# he looks better all
rick moranis-ized
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)
# You mean.....
like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Katayclysm, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# oh yeah
thats it.
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:45, archived)
# evenin' squire
how goes it?
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# That is woo
Like everything you do here.

So.. the question begs. How do you (as British) feel about what happened in Turkey last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Sorry for the families in general
But I'm not gonna start slaughtering any turks, or acting odd to anyone slightly foreign looking
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)
# no
we like to leave that to our senior citizens
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Therein is the difference
me thinks...

All tragedies seem to be "American" tragedies. I believe that the media has alot to do with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# I think
it'll be a much more measured response than the ones given by some Americans.
I don't mean that as an anti-American insult, it's just how I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# This is what I meant

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# It's not an insult
to call a spade a spade. We're violent, there's no denying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# well....
...I'm not British.
(I helped save b3ta! Katayclysm, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# That's true!
You live HERE, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# where's Here
?
(I helped save b3ta! Katayclysm, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# U.S.
Land of oppression?

Home of the violent and selfish?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Nope.
Portugal
Land of fado and saudade.

Home of the eternally depressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Katayclysm, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
My step mom is Portughese-Hawaiian. That explains why she never smiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Sad
shame that people have to use these methods to make their point. It's wrong but so would retalliation in any form and likely there is something that has been done to them that needs to be sorted out.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# But from what I hear
it wasn't the Turks. It was Al Quaeda or something like that. I agree with you though.

WHOA! Did I just actually SAY that I AGREE??? With you???

I do... strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Al Quaeda
strangely are repesenting people who feel they have been shat on by some of the western world - and they have in places. Their methods are wrong but they do have just grevences.

Thats not a popular view but it's right. They arn't evil who are killing for the hell of it - something the world does seem to have forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# I thought he was dead


(Mogging Flolly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha
love that!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# arf!!!
quality
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Yay!
that git the BFG has had it coming for some time if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
# did i mention roahld dahl
was born twenty seconds walk from where i am now?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
# that's most odd
20 seconds from where I am is my toilet
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
# 20 seconds from where I am
is my twix

EDIT: now that statement is a lie because it has been eaten.
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# what?
in your living room?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)
# shush.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# That's quite some weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)
# it lasts friday to tuesday.
might visit leeds too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Why all the travel,
bashes?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)
# me and my idiot of a freind are driving
to all our chums in various universities.
i guess i should take the coconut with me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)
# damn
birmingham has two hot record stores I would kill to go to.
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Cardiff has Spillers Records,
which is pure class.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# yeah but birmingham has
suburban sounds and hard-to-find records,
for all my old-school drum and bass needs.
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Yes!
You MUST take the coconut!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# wooooo! hugs!
seeing as my hugger for this weekend has decided not to come
claims he's having a major DDoS attack on his network. pfft. any excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)
# in that case, i guess i'll have to visit.
so long as my irish, curly haired idiot freind agrees to it that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)
# "irish, curly haired idiot freind"?
looks like i might be getting those hugs after all
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)
# he's lovely really.
and not technically irish.
but near enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Nottingham is where I live

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:45, archived)
# how the sherriff these days
(sorry couldnt help it)
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# there is actually still a sheriff

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# wasn't he bor in scandanavia?
well you've educated me... have shat on his former doorstep?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)
# woo! success!
yay, cheers dudes, it was my first post ever! everyone here thought i'd forgotten to take me medicine again or something and didn't really appreciate it. wooo!
(Mogging Flolly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)
# I love your username!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Yes, yes!
A very nice username indeed!
(cheeseballs, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# i concur
but in a crazy accent
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# i cuncur,
all over the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# tis grand stuff
welcome... for your next post would you shop a gourd?

for me


and ssg
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# i haven't shopped a gourd in a few weeks.
i'll do one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)
# class in a glass
!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# your medicine
is it marvellous, and are you george?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Marvelous medicine?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# twenty seconds then?
or twenty seconds now?
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# don't confuse me.
you're doing it on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# sorry.
i was.
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)
# YAY WOOOOOO
my initials are BFG
Benjamin Frederic Gaunt
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# If you tell me your postcode and mother's
maiden name I will send you a special gift.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Yeah?
well mine are SPR.

HA! Sink your teeth into THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)
# yeah?!
well mine are ARDSF
so whaddaya think of THAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Excellent :)
Very woo so here's a yay!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)
# is he
smoking a spliff?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# what the hell??
just noticed this.



(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# ahhahaha
blinding
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)
# *whoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)

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