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(byebye, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

yay!

that's rather good

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

soon, after extensive training

they will command the oceans

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95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

Lovely reflections!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

that

grapes my squildo.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

As long as it doesn't

twist your melon

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

waheheheyy!

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)

it is the shark equivalent

of olive from "on the buses"

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)

hahahahaha

It's funny cause it's true!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

How very wonderful.

*Rraaaaahguuurrgle*

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

does it look for

golf balls......w/y/h to the pic

(Leonardo Acropolis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

that's some serious shopping!

w/y/badger!

edit: w/y/tiger!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

Tiger

Shark?

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95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

Lovely.

Have extra points for the reflection. =)

(nan-demo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

hehehehe :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

Lovely!

No way I'm animating mine tho ;p

(byebye, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

damn, that's good too!

curse my hands and mouse clicking finger!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

blimey miss.

i hadn't seen that one

it's double good

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

Out of hummus...

So have some DIY sponging

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

that made me giggle

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pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

Then my work here is done...

Love your Jarvis frontpage, by the way...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

thanky

took ages to work on the jarvis bit

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pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

Well it was worth it.

Have a bomb related pearoast full of fluffyness...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

woo

great

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pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

That am the wooest thing

ever

Edit- right click, save as

(Goodie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

larger version?

Bigger! Fluffier! Kittenier!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

Keep your ego in check son!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

It's not nice

to laugh at people who wear glasses!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

It's

Daniel Beddingfield!

(Mushy pea, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

Any Day Now!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

even

alien babies are cute

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95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

this is not true

there are some UGLY ASSED babies on the world, let me tell you.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

my sister's for example

looks like a foot high sumo wrestler and is ALWAYS ALWAYS WHINGEING

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

awwww...

she's so cute.

The little girl's a sweetheart too.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

Good God.

Now I've got absolutely no chance of sleeping tonight.

Terrifying, but oh so very woo!

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Mullet Over, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

How marvellous!

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Mullet Over, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

Sweet!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

awwwwaaghh

woo

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lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

Gads!

Both woosome and fearsome.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

woo

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pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

That's

wicked =D

(byebye, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

cheers!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

Hooray

(Dekker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

good old Phil

what a trooper.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

Eeek! How rude of me

Top draw Aliening-ing :)

(Dekker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

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pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

wooos

me likes that

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

That's great!

I love the imaginary sound it makes.

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azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

i think it would be a

'poot' noise

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

like

V              that?

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

I guess

it's somewhat like a person coughing through one of those thingies, combined with a trumpet like sound.

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azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

AhhhWOOOOOGaaa!

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

you truly are

a truck.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

clever thing

woo

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lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

ooooooh!

that's a bit fancy!

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rogan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)

That's

(byebye, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

Shhh...

aww dammit, you woke them up!

clicky for biggerization.

edit: This really came out shitty.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

nice

are they organic?

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Deadpool, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

for some reason

that scares me quite a lot.

but it is woo

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

MUSH THEM!

MUSH THEM HARD!

i dislike babies

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

well that's your problem then.

isn't it?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

but

you used to be one o.o how do you deal with that?

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

denial

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

is a river in egypt

hohoho

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Deadpool, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

...or not.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

i hope you didn't hurt your head

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Deadpool, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

That's a head?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

uppermost appendage?

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Deadpool, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

nothing wrong with babies

as long as there not crying, being sick, pooing and doing any other really anoying things that they do, otherwise there ok

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95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

safety pins

nuff said.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

there all ok

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

the humanity.

(Mr Dobalina, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

the profanity

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weirdbeard, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

considering the end result, this took WAAAY too long to do

but i've made it now, so you're having it :)

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Deadpool, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

hehe

ok, now I'm really off... nice boxer :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

ta muchly

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Deadpool, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

Our Tone expresses his opinion of the british public

(eltawater, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2367659

edit: ok, mindpiss of a high order then :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

i don't think it's a repost,

the finger seems shorter and better, and the image is bigger than the last one!

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

"shorter and better"

i am so inexperienced, obviously

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

not a repost

I've just spent the past 10 minutes doing it, wasn't aware someone had already got prior art. sorry :)

(eltawater, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

meheh,

i loved the last one, and i love this one just as much! the expression matches it perfectly, woo!

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

stevierar sir

At what time were you chasing Squiggles in Boscombe yesterday? I was doing just the same...

But gave up and went fishing of the pier instead!

(watersedge, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

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spiny - things are looking up, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

Is that

Tesco spring water?

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weirdbeard, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

is that a bong

I see before me?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

Damning new evidence found in the Michael Jackson case

(crispian pimpmirror, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

Oh you sick watermelon.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

ugh

That evidence is hard to swallow

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weirdbeard, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

I do hope

michael didn't forget his dry-cleaning, like monica did...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

I was going

put thats in bad taste but the pun would have been too bad

(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

simple, yet

almost too effective... *boik*

woo, alhough I shaln't wanna see that ever again!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

that is so

awful yet funny

(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

Caught eating

Babyfood ?

elevator for hell . . going down

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

boy paste?

gent goo?
love custard?

man milk?

gent cement?

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weirdbeard, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

surely these children aren't old enough to spurt?

if that is your suggestion.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

for shame

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weirdbeard, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

I did

wonder that as I made it, but decided to anyway

(crispian pimpmirror, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

That's what Blair has brought to this country

A spirit of enterprise

I bet you were wanking when you shopped that

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weirdbeard, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

Ah well it was nicely shopped anyway

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

...with only one hand too

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weirdbeard, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

he eats

their eyes.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

augh

I'm scarred for life!

(Roland Deschain, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

HAPPY!

HAPPY HAPPY

(ele+ebe, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

Threadjack. I'm SO FUCKING DEPRESSED.

My boyf was supposed to ask me to marry him last night and he didn't 'cos I'm a big fat cow and why would anyone want me anyway.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

Supposed to?

Maybe he hadn't read the script

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weirdbeard, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

Blokes never do.

In fact, we're usually completely unaware that there's a right thing to say.

(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

you mean

there's a right thing to say?

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weirdbeard, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

find his best shirt

and write "titmouse" on it in black marker.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

stuff him

I'd marry you, but it would involve a little geographical relocation, and probably some (more) time on the run...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

Did he say that to you or are you assuming that's what he thinks

I can't believe he would think that of you, perhaps he's just a little shy of commitment?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

Did he say this to you?
If so kick him in the stones.
If not Take a deep breath and step away from the pitty party.
I understand your depressed but getting self insulting will help nothing.

(Willabark Miss Adventure, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

although

It does fill threadspace in the quiet hours

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weirdbeard, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

Like toothpaste in the Artex.

Cheer up, me duck.
A great philosopher once said,
"SNAPOURRRROFIT!"
I tend to agree.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

What the hell?

How did you know? And did he SAY this?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

*hugs*

*more hugs*

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beefandcheese, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

Wooo !

Look at him go . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

That would be a pull-back-and-let-go dwarf black furry elephant then?

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)

Touches nose and points . .

(actually it seems to be a little dog . . looks more like an elephant now though)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

It's very fine.

I want one.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

They'll be a big hit with the kids

For Christmas, I'd order yours now to avoid the rush . . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

Fiver?

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

Sounds fair . . .

Meet me out the back later, I've got a few in my boot . . fell off the back of a lorry

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

Poor little watermeloners.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

I have a remote control elephant

100% FACT

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CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

ogod nooooooo!!

my left shift key on my bloody £100 microshaft wireless keyboard doodah has died. I am doomed.
threadwaste avoidance:

/threadwaste avoidance
bah.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)

dooo-

oomed.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

ah fukkit

I'll work backliwards.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

see if the robo-spore

has a spare switch you can scavenge

...or just shift with the other key.
careful round him, mate... he shifts with the other key, if you get me

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)

oo-er

only on weekends mind you!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

send it back

addressed personally to bill...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

with the bomb inside, yes?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

couldn't hurt

well, unless they mail it back unopened, and you've forgotten...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)

hmmm..

amusing whichever way I guess - I'm on it!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

watermelon, is that you?

You're beardier than I thought.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

that's over a year ago

I am beardiless now but ++dreadlocklier.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)

that's why you have 2 shift keys?...

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_null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)

it must be

or something similar

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)

Have more babies to compensate.

It's the b3ta way.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)

you know

that may be something that my be happening at some point soonish or not.
(Mrs Kallus doesn't mind squirty squirty now, in fact she specifically asks for it...)
I'm happy to assist in the creation of Kallus Jr Mk2. Mk1 is amazing...

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

"squirty squirty"?

cheers.

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_null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

made me giggle.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

Huzzah for b3tan reproduction.

They'll be 14 years old eventually, you know.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

I will have stopped time by then.

or died from panic attacks.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

the 'look-a-like' michael jackson

got stitched up a treat today..

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raver, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)

Hahahaha

well all those Michael Jackson lookalikes deserve what they get - fancy modelling yourself upon someone who looks like that.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)

Fox Mulder shags kids?

For shame.
whatever that means

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

I saw that man today!!

Tried to sell me the big issue, so i kicked him in the cock and called him a cranberry.

Rather woosome, but i can't help but feel that he might actually look like that one day

(LlamaPHIL, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

rummage rummage rummage

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)

repostwhore

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_null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)

i'm rummaging.

like a big tumbly rummager.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)

cool as dog mince

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alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)

bwah hah hah!

as the title came up i knew it would be good!

edit: leeds? alcohol opportunity? count me in!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)

a many have said in their day..

I FUCKING LOVE IT!

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)

aww, poor dog.

leeds? verily, i shall buy you a drink

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)

oooooh,

Leeds is fairly likely.
hard to say.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)

when exactly are you visiting Leeds?

We're meeting Discostu on Sunday, is all, if you wish to Join Us Or Die.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

can i turn up?

or are you all really really cruel to people you don't know very well?

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

Are you on 4rthur? Send me a message, I don't know where we're going yet, and it'll only be about 4pm - 7pm. You would be most welcome, I'm sure.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

i am indeed

4 - 7 sounds good! i've tended to avoid the late night b3ta rampages... err... bashes as i am a non-drinker

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

leeds?

booze?
saturday?

count me in, i'm on 4rthur now...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

well,

tommorow is either Bristoil or Liverpool.
If it's liverpool, we'll be fgoing to Leeds Saturday,
if we go to Bristol first, we'll be in liverpool saturday and leeds sunday.
i think.
i'll be travelling with a little irish chum of mine, i'll have to consult him.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

"little"

is he a leprechaun looking across england for his lucky charms?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

no,

he's just an eedjit.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

Leeds

on Sunday.

Or you may never get to meet ME, and that would be a shame.

Right, bedtime. 'Night all.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

good nytol

I'm off meself - obviously not to the same bed though, I'm allergic to womblefur

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

i think you'll find it will be

you meeting me.

urm.
we'll probably be with Evil Pixie, if we manage to get to leeds.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

evil pixie...

i hope she bears me no ill will over that whole vegetarian "debate"... for some reason i found myself siding with Algoyo and i really shouldn't have let myself get drawn into that x.x

i was a right cranberry x.x

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

Too big to post...

Rap-tappity-tap

...and illegible at smaller sizes.
Also too shit for me to carry on messing with. Meh.

(Dekker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

teh codes!!!1!

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_null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)

yeah but

thanks for sharing.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)

That cheered me up :)

I think I'll go mash something :D

(Dekker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)

SMASHMASH

do us a kitten?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)

hehehe

shrink it a little, crop it tight on part of the funniest bit (gramaphone codes, perhaps), then save as a low-colour gif and post as a preview?

then enter the post in the challenge - although you may sadly be too late...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)

Meh

Been far too busy this week to think about what is in effect a very intriguing challenge.
*twirls moustache*

(Dekker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

Making this thing for my job, but what you intelligent people think? Will it make money? Have a look, should be fairly fun...
Damage Calculator
(thanks)

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corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)

Oooh.

Very effective.

(tomsk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

It dies just after I tried to buy a round of drinks.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

you bought meths.

silly boy.

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_null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

Excellent

what is it PHP, Javascript, ASP?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

it's javascript

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corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

can't seem to type numbers into the box... using opera 7.21

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robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

you're

meant to click the drinks

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corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

...and very good it is too.

don't think i'd be the only person to have this problem with your UI though...

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robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

should be

fixed now

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corington, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

that

is extremely fucking nice.

Well done!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

oooh, yes,

things like that are good, makes it sink in (i pretended to be socialable mind)

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

£2.47 for a pint?

fooking hell, i wanna drink where you drink. My local is £2.85 :(

(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

oh how i

love student prices...

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

cocky

bastard, one day the world will come crashing down on you, hard! ;)

(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)

London prices?

Darn sauth I can get a nice pint o' local brew for £1.40 at the pub next to the brewery!

(Ash Oops, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)

naah mate

cunting brighton prices

(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

blimey

apparently i spend nearly ten grand on drinking a month. perhaps i shouldn't drink 100 gin and tonics every day

the frame doesn't fit properly around the drinks in the first frame, wxp/moz1.5/1280x960
but very well done otherwise

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Spoon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

what

happens? are some of them outside it?

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corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)

the cocktail on the right

is half outside
if you 4rthur me tomorrow i'll take a screen shot for you, but at the moment i have to go to sleep or i will die

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Spoon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

thanks!

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corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

oh dear

....*sells grandmother (even though she's dead)*
like it

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lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

You will spend about £30876.00 on drinking in December.

shit

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UncleLewy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)

thats very good

i filled it in properly the second time, and apparently i'm going to spend 550 pounds in december!

eep.

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spiny - things are looking up, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)

The easiest way to tell whales apart at sea is by the shape of the spout.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)

I'm a little teapot short and stout...

here's my handle and here's my...

Oh, wait! I'm a sugar bowl...

W/Y/H BTW

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

hehehe

there's a challenge idea for tomorrow - typos in schoolbooks

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)

i had to assemble a "womb" for GCSE biology.

involved a picture of a foetus, a plastic wallet cut to shape, sewn together with the foetus inside, and a small stretch of wool coming out as an umbilical cord.
it left me permanently scarred.

just thought i'd share that.

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_null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

I read that as "womble".

It's a much better picture.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

we got to dissect

sheeps eyes. after five went missing, the blackboard was never the same again

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

hm, i didn't dissect eyes myself

but the demonstration really freaked me out. biology distubed me in general, be it the dissection or the alcoholic teacher that put on classical music during tests and stank of russian spirits.

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_null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)

we got to cut open a cows heart as well.

we had to supply our own cows hearts.
the local butcher caught on and put prices on them, the git.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

ooh

ghosts!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

I just started life drawing.

I finally got up the courage to look at his bits so I could draw them, and he was facing me straight on, and they twitched.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

he likes you...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)

*screams*

*runs for hills*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)

Get orf my land.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

in middle school

they tried to get us to eat sheeps eyes... some form of cultural exchange thing, even though we had no arabic-types in the area at the time, and I believe we still don't

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

think sheeps eyes

think kfc popcorn chicken covered in marmite.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

because I can eat marmite and kfc popcorn chicken...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)

not together

the ingredients mix and give off noxious gas
FACT!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)

hmmmm

next time I work in an office I don't like...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

we disect

pig fetuses

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

this little piggy

has no eyelids

this little piggy
has no organs

and this little piggy
shrivelled up and looked like some jerky

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

i remember having to do that.

arg.
it was horrible.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

I want to see the 5kb challenge where all entries are less than 5kb

though it'd be a bit like the reductionist on.. just not as good.

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alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

bleep.

sharks are better.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)

handlebar taches ROCK

100% of FACT.

(tj: anyone heard of an 80's proto-techno/goth band called "declaration"? they're on this radio station now and they're rather woo)

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

sharks are great!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

Baleentastic

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

may I TJ to say;

SQUIRREL!

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stevierar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

Is that just an enormous picture of a squirrel?

It's very cool, if it is.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)

yes, i spent today chasing

squirrels in boscombe, they were all lovely

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

did you catch any?

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

crunchy were they?

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alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)

yes, and i have tied them together,

and made them sing along to my stereo

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)

more of the little feckers

www.pbase.com/thoots/squirrels
(oops. see earlier post about copy and paste)

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alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)

duly saved

to "source" folder, for future abuse

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)

hahahahaha

me too.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)

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