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#
...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Noooooaaaaarggghhh!!!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# bout
time
(icedragon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Face it... cats are just too lazy to get jobs
Dole Cat. It sounds like Pole Cat. See? Oh mwahahahahahah dribble....
(Rich Chestmat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Bastards
all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# yaay!
it's so true
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The guys were thankful
that Bear was on their side.

CFB

(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# yay!
ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Yay
for armed bears

and bearing arms.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# That's quite an army!
Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Agent Leo
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a good job for an adder...
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# ahahahahhaahahhahhh...groan
thud
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Hooray!
Hooorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
sthuperb.....
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# That am the worst pun I've heard this hour
Yark.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# .
Boa subtractor?
(Attention Whore, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] prawns
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# lovely
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it just me...
...or are they getting younger?

bit too obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# too cute
(Rich Chestmat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Obvious...
...but good!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Well made
I'll say.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Oh
That's so purtiful :)
(WhatNow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# In the immortal words of Cleveland ....
That's real nice
(Lulu, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and nasty


the wheels of industry
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# modificaiton...
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I'd watermark it too
Its gone round the office here faster than a dose.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# i dont see what yo.....
ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
nice
Pearoast:
...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# my eyes!
my beautiful eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# ?
what's the mod?
(cheesepump, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# seen it
feel ill
(cheesepump, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# there are
some things we'd just rather not think about
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# B34TL35
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Beans 49p
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha!
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
#
seconded!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# fourthed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# can i get a price check on this
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
#
Peak freans family assorted from 17½ to 12.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# anyone
done a gif of them being run over?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Make that "everyone"
... well, almost. (Sorry!)
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I remember Zak McFlimby did this one:
b3ta.com/board/1692393
Which I really liked
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] After passing his Pilot exam, Jeremy just got lazy!

(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# He's also
lazy and directionally challenged.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Not to mention
him being so damned lazy
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# and
damned lazy to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# MJ launches his own appeal
MJ launches his own appeal

(cheesepump, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Ai say, ai say, ai say,
The FBI have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland estate and found Class A drugs in the dining room, class B drugs in the hall and Class 5C in the bedroom!


(Mr_Sideways, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# P*pb*tch.
Where's Michael going on holiday?
He's off to Tampa with the kids
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# 19
...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# 23
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# 5164321651685434
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Professional Protestor?
(Mr_Sideways, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Ashamed
of himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] You want fries with that luv?

(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# there is a woman
who has that same expression who works in KFC in Brighton. She also has a lovely tattoo of a swallow on her neck, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# maybe the tattoo implies something you haven't thought of yet



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# *censored*

What am I saying!?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Put your hands up
& step away from the Python!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I can't possibly apologise enough.
I also apologise for the forthcoming edit, which will make this whole thing into a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# and you moan at me for using python!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# You can tell he actually works at KFC by the cig in his gob.
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# though...
it does,kinda, if you squint a bit, look like a bullet.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# yay
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Smoking is so bad for his health
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Aww Haha Aww Haha Aww Haha
etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# You wait for an hour and three come along at once
hahaha
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# hehe
elephant in a jumpsuit.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Harbour Master No-Hands
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
That's tree-mendes
Woo, yay and houpla

edit: I just noticed the reflection. Good job!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Tree-Mendes?
I knew Winslet should have never married that monkey! She was mine all mine!
(Punk-Ass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# You can't have her
I'm not done with her yet
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# "And you'll never find a kitty in
the zoo"

Blimey that Nessie was a greta program and choooon!
(Punk-Ass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Nicely!
One of the better Nohands...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# That
am special! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# very nice
i like it!

extra kudos for nautical posts
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# is that
whitby?
(cheesepump, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# It is indeed from a set of Whitby transparencies
I did some time ago for my college course in photography.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] welcome to the sky at night
I am Patrick Moorangutan.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Wooo!
Paintmash and Punnage! A devilish combination!
(Punk-Ass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Henry?
(Punk-Ass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# That makes me wonder
what Patrick Merangueutan would look like.

Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Is that the new Doctor Who?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# no
the new doctor who is some kind of alien played by some kind of alien(aka richard e grant)
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I read it was going to be Bonnie Tyler.
Or Tim Henwoman.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# just so you're aware
i'm talking about the animated dr who on the bbc site.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Industrial Paint Sprayer

(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# yee hah
woo yay.
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# you're too good
stop it!

only joking, keep going!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# so what is that
a character from the clangers?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# no it's an aardvark
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# that word just keeps making me think of that really bad joke
what do you call an anteater with a flick-knife?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# erm...
idiotic?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# sir


don't start me on bad jokes, ive got a hat full
(Symball, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# a
well 'ardvark?
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# ding!
you win a spider on a parachute
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# that very peculiar...
but also rather fabbo!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# dodgy,
the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# That smiling kitten
annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I can't look at that picture now.
You should have done atomic tortoises.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# yeah
should've used nohands!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# i did on the original
but i think i deleted it many moons ago
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# i want to kill them all.
'tide is high'?

not bloody high enough if they're still breathing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# I love the Barry Manilow song 'Mandy'
Now someone's ripped that off too.

Is nothing sacred?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Layla is, and always will be
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# that'll be west life.
who should be shot as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Did you know
Barry Manilow actually wrote that about his dog "Shandy".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
#
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# i already did


if wanking over a poster counts...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# oooooo
you dawg you
WE WANTS DETAILS
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# i had a night of wild, passionate sex with natasha (the middle one)
shes very flexible, and can scream like a banshee...


then i woke up
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# A banshee
or a kitty.

Where you all wet and alone?
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# A banshee


do you REALLY want me to answer that?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# !
no we don't!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# mwah-ha-ha
TOO LATE!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# timbervision!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

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