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# Bloody heck, dunno if any of you youngsters remember "Pipkins", Circa 1976?
If you do, you wont be sleeping tonight, behold...




Official Pipkins site: freespace.virgin.net/greg.taylor1/pkindx.htm
(Wrighty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# lol
official site :D

that's hillarious
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# mmmm,
Thats what I thought, gregs tongue firmly in cheek me thinks
(Wrighty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# who's
greg?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# check
url
(Wrighty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# ahh
you're greg?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# if
only i was, maybe in another life, please god
(Wrighty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# He he!
It's funny 'cos it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# That is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen!
That monkey's kinda freaky too.

I mean, it looks like a mask stretched over a wire frame, obviously fake.

But that monkey is not half bad looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# as I'll never get to post this again
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] had to be done


site foreman?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# first post :)
(Mr.Miles, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Top Bannana!
Welcome
(jerkchicken, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Arf!
'Ello.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)
#
(Gobshite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)
# that;s
a bit nice
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# what a
nice welcome :D
greetings and beers all around
(Mr.Miles, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Its a Dirty Job

But Somebodys Gotta Do It!
(Cockfosters!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Is that David Spleen?
(jerkchicken, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)
# slightly extreme?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Looks fun!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# i imagine you'd get
one hell of a sunburn.

nice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Sunburn From Lava eh?
My geography teacher is trying to build himself a lead boat so he can row down a lava flow
(Cockfosters!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)
# no
wonder its a geography teacher...quess they have never heard of boyancy...lead is rather..weighty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)
# True
but lava's quite thick.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# isn't it
quite hot too?
(NoToRiouS, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# could be
quite a problem, seeing as lead is very soft & has a very low melting point.
did he skip that day in chemistry then?
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# well, some sort of burn, anyways.
oi, i may not be the crunchiest kibble in the box, but that just sounds like a Bad Idea to me. i think lava is probably best left alone or viewed from afar. definitely not sailed upon.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# sunburn?


was 2219607

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# excellent
i was wondering what i'd do this weekend
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# it's not so hard
specially when the lava flows downhill, you just need to hang on
oh and wear thick socks
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)
# Shall I not bother with the wax then?
(jerkchicken, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening all

(juckle03, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Painting would take no time..............

and would be fun too.
(jerkchicken, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] We
will be getting them to sing songs next...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# this is almost racist
but funny in an odd sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
# is
it ?...didnt even think of it like that...reminds me...must get doc martins..white t shirt..blue jeans and a rather large tattoo put into my forehead

(edit) but its no different than this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Shall I take you bowling?
hahahahaha.

RomperStomper.

Nah, he's like Helena Bonham Carter from "Planet of the Apes" truly scary how CLOSE the comparison actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)
# it
is really...very little work was actually needed...just a little deletion and smudging..
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# *shudders*
I hope he goes to Federal "Pound-me-in-the-ass" prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)
# pound
in the ass....and there was i thinking most loose change goes down the back of the sofa !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# pfftt..
If I could shite Quids do you think I'd be working right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Would this then make it Bestiality?
insted of being a big fat kiddie fiddler?
(Norfolk and chance, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The sheriff's a g...!?!?

More rootin'... More tootin'...
Pearoast for compo
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# *CLANG*
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# WOO HOO!
nice reference!

GREAT pic!

"Hows about some more beans, cookie?"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Thanks...
"Stampeding cattle..."
"That's not much of a crime!"
"Through the Vatican?"
"Mmmm... Kinky!"

This is how he likes to unwind...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)
# great movie.
terrific pics.

"Where the white women at?"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] mashee niblick sir?
what's that? a small boy trapped in hole 18
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# haha
that made me snigger a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Ripper mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# ah right you used
a female one! I see
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)
# did you get my
german sausage?
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# .
(Wrighty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# arf!
haha
(Fort, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# well i wasn't going to
but i think i will now
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Seafood anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Yay!
Love that, with added Special Eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# hehe
nice one :) compo?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# i like the thought that
he might be using one of his own limbs in his cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Wot's with the hat?
Don't recall the conservatives ever comparing themselves to calimari.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Why is a slimy, tentacled seacreature
so damn appropriate as a member of the pogressive conservative party?
(dragonrose, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Ah.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# that ma'am
receives my top woo!

love it :))
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)
# don't panic
we're doing some server repairs. normal service will resume shortly
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# too many
foot faults?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# b3ta's m.o.t.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# normal?
here?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Alaska?
(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# normal service, i would assume,
is not the same as whatever it is we generally do with said service.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
# the board stats page
is more monged than a inbred donkey in a spacesuit... will that be fixed?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Really?
Linky please!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Oh yeah
so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# ooooooo.
i dunno what that lot means, but it looks important and dangerous

wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# hurrah
(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Holy Crap!
It's like seeing God!

I've nere met you before.

Thank you, thank you so much *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)
# woah. wasn't paying attention until you brought it up.
33 years? has the board been around that long?

*huddles in the corner, hiding from the shining splendor of what must be some sort of Creator*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Yes.
Rejoice in the resplendent splendor of the splendificious buttercup.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Blimey, thought that was a Tedmus at first!
High praise indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# um.......
sooooooo tired, i'm seeing fishies everywhere
(Macabre_Halo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] It is degrading

but she really needs the money.
(Kittenface, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# hee hee
nice
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha
like it!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# hehehehe
nicely puntastic.
Here, have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)
# (twit t)woo
lovely detail with the t-shirt
(stone the crows, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# ha ha
serving owl pellets by the look of it
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# At last
A charity I can support!



Pearoast coz I couldn't post the image last time.

Northern blerk is trying to get the hang of this, folks.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# i havent posted this in a while (well, 2 days IS a while)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)
# you know i think that was nearly done a while ago
also i'll leave the insane linkage to the faq to the others

we only need to link to it once you know
(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# nearly 19,000 (accounts, not users of course, only about half of them have been used at all really either) then
Isn't pudsey spreading his legs a bit too wide though to be decent?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Do you know I think you are right
Mr "Fizzy" Fnord. :)
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Just be thankful sick_boy seems to
have gone home or not doubt he would have pearoasted his slightly NSFW Pudsey from earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ostrich Midviwes at your service...


...repost for compo. Clicky biggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)
# thats very woo
sorry for the TJ, what the hell

www.dolphinsex.org/

NSFW - well the words aren't (no pics i could see, or want to see) and you would get some very strange looks
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL?!
how did you find this?


edit: filter :o
(KurutteiruRisu, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# my 'mate' sent it to me
:(
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# ho
lee

shit

.

do you goose???!!!!!

(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# ????
Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?

A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public
(dontknow.net, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)
# woo
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

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