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maybe it'll work this time

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)

It worked

last time.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)

yup, I've definitely

seen it already.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)

must just be..

me then

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)

woooo

smoko!
10 mins of nicotine induced euphoria - hoorah!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)

Gold star for me..

I have packed up for nearly 2weeks now...

I am gagging for a puff, just one little puff... pleeeease..?

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)

Is that a

Sugar Puff?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)

What good is one sugar puff?

Answers on a postcard please..!!

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)

Hey

Its better than no Sugar Puffs and a bowl full of Muesli.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:14, archived)

No its not

I quite like Alpen, but I hate Sugar Puffs.

Use this information wisely.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)

Sugar Puffs

make your wee smell funny.

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Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)

only if you eat them...

Use that information wisely..LOL

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

Wee smells like Sugar Puffs.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)

You like Muesli

yet dislike Sugar Puffs.

I like steak and kidney pie yet dislike kidney and steak on their own.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)

hmmm...

I like mine with extra nuts..but not of the ginger variety....am I allowed to say that?

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)

I should think so.

I like Ginger nuts but am not keen on anything with coconut in.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

I suppose it all boils down to what colour hair you have...

as to what colour your nuts are?

You have coconuts.... I like hot chocolate... mmmm coco....

[edit: would more women swallow if semen was chocolate flavour?]

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

Good lord!

Thats more than I needed to know.
Yes, in answer to your edit, I think they would.
Yay for chocolate semen.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)

be strong

lula be strong will power that's the key

just nipping out for a smoke meself...sorry

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)

thank-you for your support

perhaps I could have a suck on yours?

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)

ooeer

i quit 4 months ago, but I still want a cigarette. And I put on weight. And I might get hit by a car on the way home.

(crazymum, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

damn and buggeration

someone get me a ciggie I don't want to get hit by a bus..

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)

<insert obvious joke here>

fnarr fnarr :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)

*sticks out tongue and blows wet raspberry*

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)

you know

i practically had to nail my hands to the desk not to reply to that

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)

so...

how did you do the second hand?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)

called

someone else in to give me another hand :)

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)

rob, cal, whoever...

I requested my password from your login page this morning and the email never arrived.

Doesn't matter much to me coz I remembered anyway, but just thought you should know.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)

I don't think it's ever worked

we just that that feature to look impressive.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)

aah

And it all seems so professional on the surface.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

oooh. I'd forgotten I'd made

The Bunny is the Ascii Mirror

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)

Cool!!

But it looks like the mirror is haunted... It's reflection jumps further :) </needless_pickiness> :)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)

yeah

I could fix it in flash. However it was from the time when I was trying to make stuff only using HTML.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)

Ahhhh...

The puritan days of yore? ;)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)

yep

I stopped being puritan when I realised only designers/techies gave a shit about how you made something. 99% of people just want to see something that they like.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)

oooh, can you convince tomsk of that?

he's a bit html hardcore at the moment and it's really annoying - he spends forever pootling away on the computer in the evenings and he gets terribly frustrated at trying to make things work and look exactly the same in all browsers ever invented...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)

I'm a puritan too

and as a puritan, can I say:

BAAAH HUMBUG!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)

it's down to the priority of goals

ask yourself, "Is the challenge to make something that works on every browser, or do I wish to engage people?" They are not mutually exclusive, but picking technology over engagement will limit the appeal of your work.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

I've also learnt that making

interactive games in server-side DHTML is not worth it because its too slow...

Never mind, I'm still proud of Web Minesweeper :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)

It's lovely...

... but you picked technology. No one actaully wants a web based minesweeper ... If you could pour the same effort into something people want ...

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)

Ahhh

but by cleverly doing something that nobody actually wants, I've saved myself the hassle of people using up all my bandwidth.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)

that is a very good point ...

I salute you.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)

*sigh*

I fear I will not tempt him away from the computer with that argument.
Ah well, I'd better stick with the delicious cookery and personal gorgeousness...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

a much stronger argument

all round.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)

*blushes*

*silently congratulates self on having successfully compliment-fished*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)

initially

i was impressed!
but now i think i'm starting to feel sorry for you! how long?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)

satan in the mirror

no ani..

(SF, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)

That sneaky

ol' devil.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)

That woman's soul

is at £50,100! not £50!

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)

looks like people have been bidding

and I suspect they aren't going to cough up.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)

but that's very naughy...

Won't they get in trouble?

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adverse_camber, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)

as long as you do it on a new account

the worse that'll happen is they'll revoke the account.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)

theyve

removed the item page thing account doo dah

(skagg, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)

looks like they had enough...

"Invalid Item
The item you requested ( 1738604017 ) is invalid or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has expired and is no longer available. "

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smirny ~(8(|), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)

Bloody ridiculous though

I was going to rant on about stupid stuff on Ebay but I'm going home now so I won't.

G'day all..

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adverse_camber, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)

oh well

I've editted the blog to say it's over.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)

its gorn

the soul has vanished.

(crazymum, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)

Wasps

Hows that Sturdy Girl Anigif coming along.
I need my fix man, need it bad.

I can give it up anytime, like.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)

gonna have to wait

tools and kit are at home...
you be about later 8/9ish?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)

I'm out

Juggling tonight.
Must...have...Sturdy
.
.
.
.
.
.
.girl

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)

juggling?

girlfriends? leopards?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)

Balls.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)

no need

for that sort of language...

what ya juggling?

sound of cymbal :)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)

Balls.

Clubs, bif bouncy balls and a strange metal cup thing and sometimes...my hat.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)

try

it with leopards!
(but wear some gloves - they can scratch a bit!)

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)

not

if you catch them by the arse :)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)

no thats

tigers

(skagg, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)

he definatly said arse.
You cant go around catching leopards by their tigers.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)

well

if you squezze em hard enough it leaves em winded and the curl up in a baall with their front paws clutchig their groinal area

BLAMMO! got yerself a leopard

(skagg, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)

Thats okay

as long as you dont drop them.

Drop=Mawled legs, audience and little children.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)

You just

need to paint the front seats red, like they do at dolphin shows... Then if the kids sit there, it's their own choice...they were warned :)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

and the

bad thing about dropping them?

(crazymum, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)

no idea...

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santexo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)

me neither

but it made me snort.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)

I think those

strange beams coming from her eyes should light her fag.

Just a suggestion.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)

icicles / eye sickles

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)

i was trawling the spaz

and saw your lumpy cake anim which was ace.
it reminded me of some of chris wares work
which is also v.cool

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santexo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)

Wow

Thanks.
He's a great artist whom I really should read more of.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)

Bovine

I thought your Lumpy anim was so cool!
The poor little fella, is so cute.

(wifeofpizza, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)

Thanks

I've just been working on the next one and managed to make myself go Aaaawwwwww.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)

When will it be ready?

I can't wait, I love him!!
:D

(wifeofpizza, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)

Unless

I can get all my packing done and get everything sorted out before I go off on my hols, not for a couple of weeks.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)

I'm really gutted it'll be that long

But never mind, it'll give me something to look forward to.

Where are you going btw?
Have a great time!!

(wifeofpizza, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)

Cornwall for the first week

Devon for the second...moi lovely.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)

yeah, I remember now, Tintagel isn't it?

You lucky man, i really love Cornwall, as we've said before. Try and get to Paradise Park(Hayle), plenty of penguins there!!!
We have never been to Tintagel(even tho' we lived in Cornwall), so take lots of pics.

(wifeofpizza, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)

Will do.

My girlfriends been to it but its a first time for me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)

Is it

cowboy based?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)

I just did that quick, like.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)

Ahhhh

And I thought I'd found a sneak preview ;)

have a cool holiday!!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)

Sadly not.

I dont think anyone could find happiness dressing up as a cowboy.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)

Apart from

Ronald Reagan, you're probably right :)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)

the life's work begins...

my version of abba's sos is here right clicky, save as. incidentally if anyone has any punky style drum loops, can they give us a shout. i only have one.

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stouffer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)

ooh ooh ooh

my sister and I have a great dance routine that we do for that song!
*boogies quietly to self*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)

the mind

boggles

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stouffer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)

Really?

Mine plays Uno.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)

*attempts to

stifle snigger but fails*

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stouffer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)

Heelllooo DrPhil

Will you be giving us a demo on Saturday? :)

(wifeofpizza, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)

I will

If you will :)

I'll be wearing posh dress-up clothes though so I might fall off my shoes. Nacho and me are playing glittery girly high-heeled things on Saturday - please play toooo, wifeof! It'll be fun if we all dress up!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)

yabba yabba

hey!

edit- and hey, thank you for the music

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)

i really

need to make a badum tsshh (c) stouffer 2002 gif.

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stouffer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)

Wooo!

Thats fab :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)

After 6 and a half hours, Tony finally grew tired of the twat in a mask.

i spent far too long on this!

(icedragon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)

Yhat deserves

a Hi Cockalorum.

Hi Cockalorum.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)

im not sure why

but part of that woo yay reminds me of the old amiga game 'scorched tanks'. odd

(jazzpotato, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)

last of the series.

thank god ! blarg ....... =]

(maphive, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)

mummy!

I'm fwightened!

where's the original image from btw?

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munkt0n, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)

If i recall correctly ,

it was a layout for the nme article ?

I have the two original pictures if you want them

(maphive, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)

that'll be the mighty 'twin, i think..

..listening to 'i care because you do' at the moment...great stuff.

(jazzpotato, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)

That...

Reminds me in john caprenters masterpeice "The Thing"

(Jamsie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)

correctamundo

that is the mighty aphex twin pulling a scary face for the NME

(matt'twam'asi, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)

Been wanting to use this.

Now I can.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)

Satan see's you every year

Only he wears a white beard and goes "ho ho ho"

SATAN = SANTA

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)

he's

making a list,
he's checking it twice,
he's going to find out who's going to spend an eternity in torment...

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rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)

Random idea

I had the idea from a comment someone made a while ago. Has anyone done this

yet. It's true, i have exams and i'm still mucking around on the computer.

(Wal, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)

I always thought they should make their

slogan:

"Once you pop, you can't stop, until you actually pop. Then you'll be dead."

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)

you should send that to them

every day. Maybe do a web petition too.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)

once on holiday

I read on the back of a pringles can

"warning: can cause anal leakage"

...never seen it since

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munkt0n, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)

Once you pop, you can't stop

shitting.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)

it's that man made fat substitue that your body can't digest

what's it called?

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)

was it

Olestra?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)

that's the one

odd stuff. That people think being a few pounds over weight is more unhealthy than your bottom leaking, beggers belief.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)

Olestra

(anagram of Arse Lot)

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chthonic, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)

i always thought they'd sell more

with the slogan 'once you stop,a loved one dies...'

(jazzpotato, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)

spat out coffee at this one..

LOL..

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)

hey, isn't stealing images wrong?

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aubergene, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)

oh fuck

we're over

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)

I wonder if they've blocked

referrers for their nice copyrighted logo...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)

What have you done!

Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:28, archived)

doesn't say anything about the internet

just about scanning and photocopying "books, journals and periodicals". I am 2 mins from them anyway - any hassle and I can firebomb the office.

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Jay, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)

from CLA: "I Have a Licence"

lol! last time i checked it was spelled license.

(deel, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)

That'll be

the American influence. They tend to spell it licence and practice in all incidences.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)

Yes

but it doesn't sound silly when we say aluminum.

(OtaKuno, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)

spong

with added tongue

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

woohoo

Im on the first page of results on google if you type "flash examples" as the search term.

I think my description is quite suberb to (maybe I should add some meta tags).

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

ah but mr weebl

with zees pie- and spider-inspired flash gubbins, you are really spoiling us!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)

b3ta is no 2 for

"shemale kitten"

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)

now that

is good work.

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)

I realised last night

that I get number 2 for kittens. yay!

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)

with catsandkittens.com

getting the coveted number 1 place.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)

Yup

the bastards. that has got to be the single most coveted search result on the entire unterwebnettythingumybob

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)

it's a cut throat game

this kitty search term stuff. Can you sell it to them?

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)

Ooh there's a thought

shall i offer it to them for a billion pounds?

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)

yes. Send them an email entitled

"This is an offer you can not refuse" They will recoginise that's not spam with a cunning title like that.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)

I only just avoided deleting

an email titled PLEASE READ THIS!! yesterday without reading it- it was genuinely really important.

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)

what the hell is no. 1 then?

... you'll have to tell me, I can't bear to go and look.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)

TRANSFANTASY.COM

I think it's a fantasy site about transformers.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)

what the hell

does transformers have to do with kitte....
*shudder*

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)

ooh!

like this
or like this

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rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)

new guy, hello

(deel, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)

Nice first post :)

Welcome :)

(hehe, not sure I am qualified to welcome people, having only been here 16 days)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

thanks for the welcome

i just found b3ta last night.
and i think i'm already addicted.
:)

(deel, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

its worst than

crack.

(crazymum, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)

i read that as "worse than cack"

and thought... too true.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)

we don't exist

you are still dreaming

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)

Hehehehe...I know!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

I'm afraid you've completely overstepped the mark

go away, and never darken our board with your presence again!

hee hee :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

hee hee!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)

hello

and welcome

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bazman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)

Hello

Welcome to the best place to be during work.... and some would say at other times too..but hell.. a girls gotta drink!!

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)

and poo

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

no rob,

girls don't poo. Only boys poo.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

Do girls just

glow?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)

only pregnant ones,

I think.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)

Ahhhh...thanks :)

*frantic scribbling in "Stuff I know about girls" notebook*

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)

Managed to fill

page 1 yet?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)

No...

Thats all I have, apart from;

How to recognise a girl:breasts, and no penis

Not perfect I know... :(

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)

oh well

it's a start innit?

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)

Girls Excrete.

Nuff said.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)

ew, no we don't!

That sounds horrid! That sounds worse than just "poo"!
You're just wrong. Girls do not excrete.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)

Girls defecate

any better? :)

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Spunkmeyer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)

Okay then they

part with their waste.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)

no no no

no girls have ever don't any of that. girls are lovely, perfect creatures who do not produce waste, they just wander around the country being beautiful and having breasts.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)

I agree

especially about the being beutiful and breasts parts.
But, what happens to all the bits of food the body must get rid of.
Do you have some sort of magical fairy dustman that vanishes it with a wave of its magic wand?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)

i think your interest in this topic

is unhealthy, so I'm not going to fuel it by answering that. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)

I just want to know

it must go somewhere.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)

maybe they chew it like cows do with the cud?

If they have 2 stomachs...

one for food, and one for poo?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)

that's worse

than just having a dump...chew it?

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)

So women

have two stomachs.
That explains a lot.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)

Being a biologist of sorts,

i feel i should shed light on the situation.

Ladies are perfect, therefore there digestive system is perfect. They absorb everything they eat, therefore no poo.

This phenomenon also explains why ladies tend to eat smaller portions, because they don't waste any, like we big shitting machines.

QED :)

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Spunkmeyer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)

Listen spunky old chap.

I like women a lot, I do.
But calling them perfect is just go to far.

I understand that the above comment may make me unpopular with the fairer sex whom I love dearly.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)

elegantly put.

Thank you sir.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)

poo fairy

look up "poo fairy" in Viz's profanisaurus

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gster, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)

There are some websites

with photographic evidence that proves you wrong :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)

Aaahh... now you're being really unpleasant.

You. Outside. NOW. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)

Just coz you can't take

being WRONG!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)

I AM NEVER WRONG!

Bwahahahahahahaaa!

...ahem.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)

Howdy big fella!

(apologies. I just wanted to say something different)

Nice pic :)

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Spunkmeyer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

Create a superhero.

this is ace.

www.ugo.com/channels/freestyle/heroMachine/heromachine.asp

(twelveways, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

Seen that before, liked it -

But the only "sports" you can do is a "basketball" option, and several superhero bits don't have girl options on them, which I though was a leetle pants.
Good fun tho. Made an ace Dr Ninja Kitten on there.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:53, archived)

Why not make one called

"Glass Cock Man" ? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)

I decided to

call mine Bergerac Incarnate, for some reason.

(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)

Speedranch

is one of my best mates.

Just thought Id let you know.

(twelveways, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)

Sorry

sure I could have made the file-size smaller.

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)

good

stuff

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:50, archived)

hello

burt.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

fantastic

made me chortle :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

You

Clever little so and so's

([]DOo []DOo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)

at lunch i stalked boots

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Mr Fancyteeth, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

That made me

laugh out loud!

Good work fella!!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Brilliant, inspired, and very w/y/h :D

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

yeah

these Boots were made for stalking.

*I refuse that coat sir*

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

woo!

and
Yay!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

I like

the swimming pool

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rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

Must say I'm pleased...

...with the masseef response to the minichallenge.

Voos, Jas and Hup-Lahs to you all!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)

Sponging

OK, ain't been around for a few days and can't be arsed to trawl the time spaz, so whats this sponging malarky then?

(Trousers_of_time, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

It doesn't mean anything

it just is.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)

Usual then??

(HungOver, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)

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