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# ..
There should be a picture of a monkey here
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:05, archived)
# I would!
She looks like a right filthy slut!

I can imagine her swinging from the lampshade!

Woo!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Happy Birthday to Shaky (56 today). Woo!

repost!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)
# ???????????



edit: surely there can be only one

/looks for sword
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Good old Shaky
I can still hear his fantastic tunes in my head.

help me please the tunes won't stop
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:05, archived)
# *slap*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Ah
Better.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)
# No problem
*starts humming*

This old house.....mmmh hmmmm....
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# ....once knew its children, this old house once knew its wife
...something something, shingles, now it trembles in the darkness when the lightning walks about


possibly these are misheard lyrics
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# repost to the MAX!!!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# erm

that age old question...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)
# hahah
good stuff! haven't seen you around for a while...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)
# oooooh
pissy mindness
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
not seen you about for a while
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)
# heh
nice!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)
# that's a beautiful woo
and thing it is wooing is most woo too
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Yay!
I meant to cockle your lorums earlier but got distracted by *whisper*"work"*whisper* ... that's a most lovely woo.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Will we ever know?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Ha!
A beautiful twist.
Have a houpla!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Hello stranger
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# hahahaa
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
jumping pig!
*points*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Now that is brilliant
you have outdone yourself. It's too clever! Un ouef is un ouef.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)
# power-cat


ehrm....yeah..........
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Ah, the embodiment of the feline physical ideal
Eep and mnargh though.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)
# I will raise you a mnaaargh, a bajesus!
and a "RUN FOR THE HILLS!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)
# awwww
Leave the poor fella alone, he's fluffy really
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:09, archived)
# that's woo ... in a quite icky way
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Not only the lord of darkness and the controller of all evil....


...he also does a great impression of Satan
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Did you stretch that arm?
Looks wrong somehow
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# which arm?
it's a real photo...honest
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# It's cos Blair's
not eating from the hand at the end of it.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)
# It's an optical illusion of sorts
The hand stretched in front of tony by the man next to him looks too long when you stare at it for long enough.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)
# But what about the bloke behind Blair?

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)
# This years "Goosies" have produced some unusual categories

For Rob.
Clean your mouth with soap you filthy boy
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Cunt
Cunt
(you missed a spot)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)
# !
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# HONK!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)
# It's a cracking word!
One of chaucer's favourites.
It's use should be obligatory never mind gratuitous.
Leave the cunt alone.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)
# woo yay for the krankies!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Don't give her/it any
please!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Woo to the Doctor Octopus effect of all those hands
Yes, she's all about the cock.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)
# She does
the missus knows a runner at the King's Theatre in Glasgow who caught her administering expert horatio on a strapping young dancing boy. Fan-Dabby-Dozee indeed.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# OOOH!
Are you one of the mystical PB posters?

No, hang on, you have a wife...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)
# sounds like cock to me
I mean, why? It's not something you'd want to boast about down the pub is it?

Can people really be that desparate?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# That's
very funny
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)
# I was looking for a nice kebab to make a new woo out of and found this:
NSFW or ANYTHING ELSE, yet you feel COMPELLED TO LOOK, just check that NO ONE can see what you're looking at.
I put it on my server because the original takes forever to load, it was here:
www.thuglove.org/stuffz/kebap.jpg

I know it's not pretty. It just holds this morbid fascination...please don't hate me for posting it. or call me german.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:32, archived)
# you're
a bad bad man.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)
# What is it?
I'm not looking.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Eek, me neither!
Not in my office at least....
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Well
don't look here either
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)
# it appears to be
a cock sandwich

with onions
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# no chilli
sauce though.....
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# i'm sure i saw that pic, like, years ago.
or is it a new one from the german cannibal?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)
# is that
what we're calling zog now? ;)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)
# DOH!
somehow I set myself up for this...
please don't mention the war.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:38, archived)
# hmmmmm
why not?



(just wondering, seeing as I am half polish half german)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)
# do you have a strange compulsion
to invade yourself?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)
# and delivered.....
no but my parents are divorced... :¬P
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)
# that made me laugh a little too loud
considering I'm alone.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)
# It's not
REAL.
it's just some dork with a camera and a cockring.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)
# You owe me
a new pair of eyes. Mine have just fused shut.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Even though i would
Love to, I am at work so can't.*


*May be a lie.


Edit: WHY THE FUCK DID I LOOK!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)
# ewww
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)
# since clicking on the link with a picture of a breast with larvae growing in it some weeks ago
i have sworn not to click on any further dodgy links and will live in blissful ignorance of the bad things in life.


tra la la
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:38, archived)
# I made the same oath after tubgirl
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)
# tubgirl didn't bother me
that was her choice. as is goatse. Pictures of mutilated bits/illness/larvae etc tend to bother me cos they happen without consent.

and by the sounds of it, this probably isn't that bad anyway.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)
# maggots
are quite good treatment, actually..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)
# yes
as maggots only eat dead flesh.

others are not so picky.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Does it help that the photo
of the larvae is probably fake? (its on snopes, although you have to look at the pic to read it, that's where I saw it first. And to me knowing it is fake doesn't help in the slightest.)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# I tried to find it on snopes.
and when I did a search for maggots I found something so horrible I'm not even going to post it here.
or ever close my eyes again.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Yeah
That photo is pretty bad, I'm think I know the one you are on about. errrruggghh
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)
# my scalp wont stop
itching
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Just saw tubgirl for the first time
Aaaarrrrrrrrgh! Aargh! *retch*
Why, God, why?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Now I am truly happy
I have not seen her.
(Was wondering what the pic was, now the curiosity has left me)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:55, archived)
# it's a willie in a kebap.
it's a real willie, but it's obviously still attached. it's just a college stunt. but the implications are disturbing for anyone who has one.
sorry sorry sorry
bow
scrape
prostrate
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)
# stop scraping
it tickles
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# uuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
cringe.

I now feel somewhat ill. Yes - I know you warned me.

edit- real or not it is still a tad disturbing...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:39, archived)
# You're a german!
at work so haven't looked. Anyone care to describe what's there?

EDIT. Just read it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:39, archived)
# yeah
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)
# I read it before you posted
but thanks.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Never eat nuts...
...at Grandma's house (v2)

Edit: Repost from 10 mins ago - now smallerised
original deleted
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:31, archived)
# Silence...
...and tumbleweed blowing across the prairie
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)
# well, I made my comment on the first one.
but I did/do like it.
even though it's ucky.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# mmmm
moist nuts
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)
# verrrry rough


goes out now
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:26, archived)
# arf
w/y/h
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:27, archived)
# Will this be Buster Bloodvessel's funeral?
WYH
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)
# buster bloodvessel is dead?
shit
He sweated on me once.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)
# I thought he died months ago
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# I thought he was still alive.
Just commenting that he would be a heavy corpse and may have a ska-themed funeral if he were dead.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)
# phew
lip up fatty!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# He did a bit of a tommy cooper
and collapsed on stage (mid can-can probably) a few weeks ago.
But I didn't hear that he'd died.
Not a coffin I fancy carrying.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# is he?
I went out on the piss with him once. His mum used to own a bar down my road and he was visiting. Very nice man. And his sister was (believe it or not) as fit as fuck!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Sea
mless. And, cause it am funny: WOO!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:29, archived)
# Football's favourite hardmen...


(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:22, archived)
# Seam
less
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)
# Hey, I didn't say it was any good...
I'm crap at Paintshop. It's the juxtapositional play that's more important to me.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)
# Colour
co-ordination
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)
# Bizarre..
I was just talking to someone about that picture.. Robbie Savage is a complete gimp
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)
# He!
I hadn't seen the original.

Is Danny Mills the angriest footballer in the world?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)
# No
just the worst
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Pfft....
Wes Brown. Easily. At least Mills at one point deserved an England place.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Hehe
sorry, he's not that bad. It's just it pisses me off when Eriksson plays him for England, he always plays long balls and he's way out of his depth.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:29, archived)
# I have a theory about this...
If you watched the England games with Mills, he was left to do this because Beckham went hareing across the other side to the pitch on regular occassions. He does that a lot less when his best mate, Neville, is playing there. Could David be trying to keep his friend in the team?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:31, archived)
# If anyone wants the original to play with...



Feel free to do a better job of photoshopping it than I did. *shrugs* :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:27, archived)
# WHERE ARE THE STOLEN DATA TAPES?
We are a diplomatic ship etc... etc...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)
# evening from oz
Been a while since I've been on the ole' b3ta messageboard, and not sure if I'm glasscocking here - but has anyone come across the supposed story of John Titor?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:20, archived)
# TJ:
University interview in half an hour....ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

As you were
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:22, archived)
# pretend to be a russian exchange student
"What?"
"Sorry?"
"Da."
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)
# haha
it might just work.

I'll dress up like a spastic chav
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:25, archived)
# and it would help
explain the vodka breath ;P
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:25, archived)
# Please, thankyou.
i am looking for an enlish wife.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:29, archived)
# morning from england
'fraid not, sorry.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)
# John Titor
Sounds familiar... is he from 20 years in the future?

Here ya go...

Since the Civil War hasn't started, I smell the faint whiff of bullshit.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:27, archived)
# wattafugyewbahkinonbou?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)
# i'd love a panini
cheers
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)
# swarfega?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)
# just so you know,
its thursday, and nothing bad has happened. ill keep you posted if anything does so you have time to prepare.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)
# was on the newsletter about 3 months ago
not quite happening yet, give it to november and see if bush hands over quietly if he loses.


/pointless speculation and prophecy
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)
# ( krunf )What does the painting say ?



I wonder if you can read it...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)
# ALL YOUR BASE ARE BLONG TO MEEEEEEEEEE!
did you paint that - if so stunning woo!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:20, archived)
# notyourenemy
.jpg?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:21, archived)
# not
your enema
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:21, archived)
# your
on my toe?

edit: lovely painting by the way!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)
# I like your version best
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)
# Your on to mey
?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
unless I'm very much mistaken
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)
# On Your Bike?
:/
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)
# Your all gay?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)
# No were not.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:27, archived)
# *pop*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)
# weasel?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)
# yes please
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:36, archived)
# fnurkusartvark
owes netspore £50.

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Couldn't read it until I was told
But I like it anyway :o)

Woo! to you.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# have some militant mongooses
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:18, archived)
# woo
Ning to you :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Whats the best thing about
fucking 29 year old Iraqi's



Thats 20 less of the fuckers to waste my oil!

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:17, archived)
# SO that's where my curtains and bedsheets went
Hull!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Morning
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:16, archived)
# If I had a politically themed Woo, I would award it to you.
But, as I don't, you'll have to imagine one.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)
# imagining away...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Will this do?
(add any political statement to this pic you like)

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Perfect!
:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Right Kids!
Woo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)
# Bored Too.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:16, archived)
# gah!
I'm never gonna try and fix my car again!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)
# do I see the quo in the distant background?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Wow, Give yourself a shiny
Didn't think anyone would notice that
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:21, archived)
# balance it... balance it HARD!

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Woooooooo!
Looks like he's walking on a strip of cloud
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Careful now!
woo!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:15, archived)
# Dats
very nice that is.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:15, archived)
# Ooh.... how splendid
Thought I'd show you one of my sketchy anims, not sure if you've seen them before
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)
# haha!
that's ace! haven't seen anything like that from you before... you got more?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:25, archived)
# Only a few....
.... thinking of doing a few more, have ordered a graphics tablet.


and
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
MENTAL!
but also great :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:29, archived)
# wow
they're great! i really like them. i use a wacom tablet - it rocks!

looking forward to seeing what you do when you get yours..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Ta very much
They give me a chance to do something more personal, they're quite cathartic.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:32, archived)
# that's exactly
why i do them too..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)
# :)
Sorry, can't help you with your question below, I use Paint Shop Pro 7 and Animation Shop 3.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)
# no worries
thanks anyway :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)
# That's even weirder
than your regular stuff!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:26, archived)
# yay!
that's great
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)
# thanks!
btw - i'm glad you're around... i was asking on the board the other day if anyone knew how to apply an action in imageready to more than one layer at a time... koit said you might know how?

any ideas please?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)
# sorry, only just saw this...
I know you can record selecting a layer as part of an action - so I imagine it's possible... I'll have a think and get back to you!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)
# cheers ears :)
basically, i want to record a whole bunch of filters in a particular combination, then apply those across the board to all layers. at the moment tho, i'm having to do each layer individually which is taking quite a while!

appreciate your help
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)

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