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# got a stuffy nose.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# grand
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# this is probably old now
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Heh,
that's fun.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# it's a better version of something a board member once made
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# That is
a furking wide stretch of road :)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Found this when googling:


It's been pre-spong'ed. Which is nice.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# Er...
... ouch, that hurts my eyes. Not a random dot stereogram, is it? I can't see those. :(
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Yeah
It sez Woo Yay
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# it is you know
i like that. i haven't done one of those for AAAAAGES!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# Woo AND yay
ouch that hurt
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# thats impressive...how? how? how?
?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# lots of time
and photoshop's single pixel pencil tool.


Nah - you can download software to do this - google on 'stereogram'
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Or you could
Search for "SIRDS"
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# heh
you have too much spare time ;)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# ehehehe
i saw somethimng, i think it was Woo Ye but when i saw it i got too excited and lost my concentration
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# Ow.
That's given me a headache.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# i believe that
sterograms are a big conspiracy against me

i reckon that everyone talking about me using sterograms, saying things like "DaWolfey is a cunt" and "Yeah, I agree"
and those magic eye books are nothing more than pictures of me with captions saying "haha, look at this cunt"

and why?
because I can't see them thats why. The whole world knows it.

Paranoid? no.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# if one eye or both is squinty
in your brain you cant see them....

neither of mine are squinty so there
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# i may as well have my
left eye removed

it does nothing other then make me see a blurry mess

my right eye isn't so good anymore either.

i need new eyes
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# There's a particularly
good review of 'My Hero' in this weeks Grauniad Guide which recommends removing your eyeballs with a warm spoon and replacing them with pickled onions as a more interesting alternative to watching it.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# My eyes watered as I read that.
Eurgh.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# I'm with you.
But I think there's nothing in them really, but someone will get one a tell you it's something great and then laugh because you can't see it.
I hated school
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# ahhh yes!
in the same way that everyone falls over at an american style faith healing/church thing

everyone falls over when the guy touches them becauase that's what everyone else does

yes. Interesting theory... and less paranoid than mine..
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Mind you, the one time I did see one, it said
"If you can read this, you're a boss-eyed cnut".
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# so you _have_ seen one
you're part of the conspiracy!!!

and I trusted you..
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Now I feel bad for letting you down...
:(
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Do you remember how
cool you thought those things were the first time you "got" one. I was gobsmacked.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# I just about saw one that spelt out a word once, having never been able to see any of the 'good' ones.
I can't tell you how underwhelmed I was. :(
Humbug.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# i remember before i
worked out how to see them, i was looking close to see if i could make out the image out of the little tiny dots...then when i got it it scared the craps outta me!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# I used to only be able to
see them in reverse (i.e. things looked like they were carved into the page, rather than coming out of page) until I suddenly got it one day.

I couldn't get my eyes back into focus again once, I had to put my hand over the page.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Fantastic
stereogram wooyay there :)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)
# press fotos
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# Still can't get over
how much he looks like my dad!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# reminds me of
wallace and grommit for some reason...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# You havent
got a brother called William or Harry have you?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# If you lisp
you are a prancing homo and you love Satan.

clicky
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# bullthit
wanna thee thteps?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# i like that
did you make it?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Nope
wish I did though.....
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)
# Hehee! When I first
saw the landover baptist a couple of years ago I thought it was real...hehe....now they're veering more into comedy pisstake territory.....


it's a bit like the first time you see capalert 'cos you're not sure whether that's real either.....
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Didn't.


realise the time when i posted this last night...poor little fella never saw the light of day.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# he did!
and someone 'shopped him and it got on the front page!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)
# Your joking?!!
that'll teach me to sleep till 3pm
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)
# it's still there
about 2/3 down

pistolbitch did it
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# just seen it
thats scary..i'll have to be pretty wary of the thing now
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# Wonder who
shopped him? =)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# woo to liquify
took about 5 minutes and I got on the front page! Feels like cheating in a way, and that turns me on. /Jarvis
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# busted!
i promise i wont show him the picture...the little bugger tought its self to use the phone.

no more midnight phone calls..it cant work out how to plug it back in..let alone how to disconnect the net connection.

silly animal
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Amazing
both tired looking and evil at the same time
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)
# I just seen one of those evening standard notices they have outside of shops...
This one said
"Argie punches soccor star in tunnel"
Thats tooo rude.
p.s. Lumpy? Have you washed your hand car? :)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# if only it was Arnie
i want to see schwarzanegger and beckham fighting in a tunnel.
hang on, is it tunnel as in a road thing or tunnel as in 'tunnel or funnel'?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# its tunnel as in funnel I think :)
.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# hugo, question for ya:
Has my kerrang album been posted out to me yet? i havent got anything so far...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Kerang album??
er, hang on, will lookie...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# been sent apparently..
though the office was fucked last week coz of football and beer and apathy..
I'll hassle and find out.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# cheers
m8E
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# I was bored
so I made this happy little fella.

(gif compression screwed it up a bit though)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)
# maybe he can be in the same band
as jazzy bear ?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)
# can my mate join?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# looks like its going to be a
big band jazz affair

(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)
# we can put them all together on a beach and...
oh wait, that's been done.
somewhere else then...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Them's
cracking pictures there! I had no idea you did all of those. Woo you!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)
# a 'clicky'
is ok if its a repost yes?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Don't ask me,
I'm just a womble.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Little fella
blows a mean ax

(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)
# don't you mean a mean sax?
an ax is a guitar isnt it?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Hehehe
koalatea
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)
# Ahhh.
Finally, I get it. God that's obtuse...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# i still don't get it
marsupial odd hobby?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# It's good
but it's not right.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# eucalyptus eater quilting mug?
i doubt it.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# I don't get it
:(
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# Say
what you see...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# koala mug?
it doesnt mean shit to me.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Oh yeeeeeeeeah!
I was distracted by the quilting slogan.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# i still don't fucking get it
and am now pissed off.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# koala
tea.
gettit?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)
# ah.
i am slightly disapointed to be honest.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# Your last guess was nearly right,
but what's it a mug of?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)
# Nice cup of tea
and a koala?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# My
fave ;)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Check the alt
tags and say 'em together fast.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# That took me a while...
...but I get it now. Clever stuff...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# whatabout
letting chickit join in
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# yes, a whole row of dancing chicKits
I have that pic on my background and still laugh every time I close a window.
Priestess is a genius.
(linky seems buggered though, or just very slow)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# aggagagaga
bet he plays a great tune on the flute aswell
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# wifey! Look!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# What's
that in?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Using the power of my mind
I can tell you... the Mirror.

or it could be the email address at the bottom that gave it away :)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)
# Er, The
Mirror? Sez so on the bottom......
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)
# Id hazard a guess
at the mirror hence the email address?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)
# D'oh
It wasn't dowloading the whole pic...

Woo for that! Nicey will have a fit!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)
# That's it started now.
They'll all be at it.
nicecanofcokeandastandup.com
nicethickmilkshakeandabushome.com
nicebottleoflucozadeandamarathonattempt.com
...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)
# it's todays mirror
buy it at your local newsagents for the bargin price of 20p
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# That'll be 32p, I just got one
Rob I believe your thinking of the Soar-away Sun great value at 20p.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Are you
going to frame it? Shall I phone your mother and tell her?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Better
had do.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# Just did
she's going to cut it out and stick it in the loo..
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# It;'s still 20p
in London and a few other places.

They're just ripping off you rich people in Cambridge
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Cambridge
in London?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# thas in londin innit?
Sorry
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# Yes
I had to buy it with a 20 note from Heffers, I don't like carrying change so I leave it home for the children to play with. Maybe they should pout the price up to a nice round 1 pound that way I would get all the dreadfull little coins.

Did you have fun at Strawberry fair?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Didn't go in the end
Did the gardening and cleaned the house instead :(

Saw a friend who went on Sunday at the XCOM thingy, and he was generally positive, apart from the rain at the end.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# I used to think I lived
in Cambridge, now I am not sure - did they move it?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# Woo and Yay
All that biscuit eating has finally paid off.

My Mum 'reads' the Mirror so (specifically does the crossword and see's what is on terestrial TV) she'll be very proud. Woo.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# I swiped
this biscuit from your site:

but I forgot to say thanks. So thanks!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# YAY Nicey!
and hoorah for biscuits.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# Fantastic
Can I swipe it back for tonights front page news flash..
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# sounds exciting
course you can...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# Cheers!
I shall of course give you a mention. Hoorah, for the odd interweb thing.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# Interview technique
Tip 1 - When interviewing potential employee do not say - "We have all the managers we need - We're looking for someone to do the work"
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# Tip 2
if in doubt, whip it out.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Tip 3
always make sure the retro thrusters are fully exhausted before attempting a reverse-roll cat-margerine manouver in 5 dimensional anti-space, but only if you have 14 or more penguins in the buffer.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)
# I wondered where I was going wrong...
... ta!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Yeah
you'd only make that mistake once.

[nods sagely (if thats possible for me)]
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:28, archived)
# Great tips
I have a interview tomorrow I'll be sure to remember them. If they ask me what my weaknesses are I'm going to say lesbian porn and crack.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# Thanks for
making me introduce my drink to my monitor
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# talking about lesbians
its almost 4pm isnt it?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# It was bound to happen...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)
# took ages
to come up with this weak and pointless picture
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)
# not weak.
pointless, yes. but not weak.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# good point
well made
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# if they made them
i bet they'd have loads of small parts for kids to choke on. Ronald is evil like that.

(woo, btw)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)
# The final trial run was going well so far

(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)
# Spiderman
Went to see it yesterday.. It's purty good
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)
# I want to see it
Useless fact - my great uncle founded the british spider society and he has a spider named after him.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)
# Useless fact
Everything is made of stuff.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)
# useful fact
a severed foot is a great stocking stuffer.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)
# The well known GreatUncle Spider?
...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)
# Correct
I think that's what it's called.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# Uncle David Mackie
it's here Not the spider - I'm still looking for a picture..
[edit]should work now..
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# File not found.
Woops.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# just delete the %20
from the end

edit: sorted. respect due
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# it's good
does well to put superheroes into a normal world and make it believable
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)
# i went to see monsters ball
and its a bit shit. two days before that i went to the london dungeon - which anyone who gives a shit can clicky but i won't fuck people off by posting it as a picture
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)
# saw monsters ball on sat
thought it was very good.. well thought out film. (and haile berry has very nice.. erm assets =o)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)
# i just thought that the two most interesting characters
were peter boyle and heath ledger, and they hardly used them. halle berry is fit as hell, although has an odd tattoo in her bumcrack. the ending pissed me off.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# Yeah, the ending
blew.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)
# ambiguity in an ending can be good
but that just sucked, and took away from the whole film as far as i was concerned.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)
# Did you ever see....
....Peter Boyle in 'Johnny Dangerously'? On of the funniest flicks of all time?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# thats got jon cusack in it hasnt it?
i havent seen it but ive been kepping my eye out for it for ages now. i liked peter boyle in taxi driver, and he was one of only two watchable actors in the godawful 'everybody loves raymond' sitcom.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)
# Wasn't he (Peter Boyle) in The Shadow, too?
Or am I thinking of someone else?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# heath ledger
was fantastic.. and the ending worked for me.. just not a typical US film
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)
# my ex worked at the dungeon
and I can tell you that all the actors there are total fucking wankers and should shoot their self important fucking heads off. Nuff said.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# some of them were pretty funny
but kaling (the chick in the middle of the photo) got bit upset that some of the people who worked there had gone to the same uni as her - her job prospects suddenly seemed crap.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# confess you romish pumpkin
(Morris on Blue Jam again)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# make's me want to sign up
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
# Our company has a weekly newsletter
With lots of corporate information and the like. It also has a weekly joke. In today's joke page...

Knock, knock!
Who's There?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV Tonite?

For every joke like that one they send out, I send out 10 CVs.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
# You should send out
the MD's e-mail address on something like the b3ta newsletter for a joke like that...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Piss poor - Send this one around:
What's the difference between Israel and Dwight Yorke?
Israel know when to pull out of Jordan.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)
# arf
arf
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# what about this one...
i got thrown out of PC World the other day for telling mother-in-law jokes...

hehe :-)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# thats pretty good, but it took me a few seconds
good though. if i tell it to my thick friends i might replace 'mother in law' with something more obvious like 'Paki'.
disclaimer: i am not a racist cunt.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)
# genius
-
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)
# ba-dum
tsh
blinding
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# Old joke (predates current Jordan)
What do Michael Jackson and the Israeli army have in common?

They both illegally penetrated Jordan

(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)
# is me33eng3r poorly?
it's flashing like a mad flashy thing here.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)
# mine's okay.
(no-one loves me enough to send me any m3ss3g3s though....)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)
# It's always
poorly on my puter.. I'm jealous of you lot that use it..
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nobody sends me a message but at least it works!

I think...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)
# m3ss4g3s?

my first mr pedantic
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# Heheh- 1337357
p3d@n+1c 5#1+
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
# i don't know whats worse
that you used l33t sp33k, or that I can read it...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# or that I can
typ3 1t 4lm05t a5 f45t a5 n0rm4l :)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)
# If they don't let me have this
there's no justice in the world

(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)
# I don't believe it!!
My pictures of a lamb getting fisted to death make the front page but a picture of an Argentine defensive wall gets censored?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)
# I didn't delete it
but it was a glass cock, i'm afraid.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)
# and it was
hyowge! Big weekend timespazz on that one.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Censored?
Like big black lines obscuring the naughty bits?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)
# No.
Censored like it was boring one of the moderators. Never seen anything removed from this site before.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# Presumably
thats because they removed it? :)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)
# ROTFL!!!!!
LOL!!!!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)
# I'm always doing that aswell
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)
# That's
just ace.
Wow.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)
# I'm recognising a pattern evolving here
anyone else?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# mr mantlepies
is a genius ?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)
# yes
but I didn't mean that
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)
# What
did you mean?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
# never
mind
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# bonza
.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

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