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# What idiot let the giraffe on!

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(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's frikking excellent.
I like the way people ignore posts like these, but feel compelled to reply to attention seeking retards who threadwaste.....
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# i didnt reply
cos im stupid, and i dont get it :(

never mind, im gonna go back to poisoning my brain with alcohol..
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# oooo



wouldnt want to mess with him
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# hee hee
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Is that a banana in his pocket..
or does he just have an erection?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# !_!
cchhhrrrriist that's big!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# he is about 4 feet tall
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# did you make that?
i seem to recall seeing that same image a couple years ago on a couple of car sites i used to frequent
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# yes i made it
thats my mate james, hes a nobl0rd
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)
# hmm okay
i guess i must have seen a similar image of some tool standing in front of his mustang before then
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)
# i guess you did
and thats a cossie
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)
# that's a ford mustang with the 5.0L V8 in it
you can see the emblem on the grill.

and i'm gonna have to call bullshit on you making it. sorry, that is an old picture.

www.brokeninside.com/omfg/stfu/
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# Fuck off you cunt!
I made it and it's been on that site for ages!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# has it been there
for over 5 years? because i recall first seeing it posted on several message boards i used to frequent no less than 5 years ago.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:54, archived)
# careful
he'll argue with you on the internet
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:56, archived)
# apparently so
what he also doesn't realize is that every other picture shown in that URL is stolen from somewhere else on the internet, and is probably older than he is.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Fuck off you cunt!
I was 14 yesterday! And you said the pictures only been there for 5 years so you are the one who is wrong!

BLOODCUNT
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:00, archived)
# cock off
i've been driving longer than you've been speaking. i know what i am talking about. you blatantly stole that image and were caught. accept it and go and make your own images of teen angst and post them.

edit: you still want more proof that pic is stolen? images.google.ca/images?q=e-thug&btnG=Search&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# ohhhh that was sooooo sweeetttt
rawr - you made my evening!

14 yesterday... jesus fucking christ on a pantyliner
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)
# thanks
fucking hell, i've been using photoshop since before the kid was born and he has the audacity to try to pawn off a pic that is clearly not his own as someting he made, plus he tries to claim that the car in there is not an american made ford mustang. i think the "Domestic Driving" part kinda gives that away...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:33, archived)
# Don be messin wit da Ford Escort boye
Or I be messin wit you!

*raises eyebrows - all 3 of them*
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# That looks like one I smoked with my wagon a month ago.
Nothing says, "You Suck" quite like losing to a station wagon covered in plastic woodgrain stickers.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ministry of Sound
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Back to Basics

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Yay!
Smiles all round!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Woot Woot
larvley!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)
# ha ha
woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:59, archived)
# the lady on the phone
is staring at me....

but yey!!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# We hate microsoft
We hate microsoft
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# whats all this we shit
are you french or pregnant?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# he's the queen!
can't you tell?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# with a name like that i can beleive he is A queen
but not the queen surely?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)
# he's THE queen
not shirley.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# queen shirley?
eek
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Microsoft doesn't like you
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# hehee
ahahahahahaha good punnage
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAa
*ahem*
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Oh dear.
hahahaha
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# made some new crap!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# i like
mr stabby
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# aint gonna clicky
oh massa he scares me somting stupd! oh lordy yes he does, uhuh
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# hope Joel likes it
sent Joel a link to it, put credits in it for the creator of Mr Stabby, Weebl, and a little bit about rathergood.com too, so he shouldnt mind too much!

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# that's ace
:)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Mr Stabby is the man !
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "No...Wire...Hangers!"


"This never took place...you got me?"

- Department of Photographic Alterations
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Enter The Flagon

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# NICE
tias the REAL glass dick (cock)

which is to say, what crack addicts call the little pipe they smoke rock out of.

a glass dick.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Totaly unrelated

breaks, nay, smashes size rule but still uber-compressed
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# i like porn and i like that!
yay fwap
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# yay!
like that.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# ...
I thought it was 800x600
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# I HATE YOU
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Aaaaw
draw a penguin, be fluffy
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# :(
sorry


here's one i did a while ago with spraycan
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)
# :)
much better

oooo first picture posted
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# why?
why?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# sorry
not you

i just really hate the iPod bandwagon

it was good, but i have an allergic reaction to iPods
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)
# oh that's rather swanky! woo
(careful with the iPod references though, it bandwgoned rather spectacularly a few weeks back)

also, there are no rules... just guidelines
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Bandwagons
I KNOW! bandwagons r0xzor!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# some
may disagree
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# is there any particular reason
that it's a giant anthropomorphic animal?

are you One of Them Furry Freaks?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# ...
No. Just thought it looked cool trawling images on google.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# phew.
thank god that's cleared up.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# ...
Although...






SYKE!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# are you 12?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# B3TA and NSFW
I got called into the operations managers office today with the line manager there, Hahahah fukkers, they said i had been surfing inappropiate sites at work and cited some ulrs linked in the forum by b3ta, and went off on one about this jesus masterbation image saved on my pc, blah blah verbal warning etc. remeber kids B3ta is more important than your jobs or your grannies teeth! Fuck them all! I though, Time for the red pil!

/carry on
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Same here...
Same here... just at school. None of the jesus stuff though.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# fuck yeah
it sure is!!!

reminds me of the time i got nailed for nekkid paintball....

it was "disrespectful to women employees." cunts!!

they shouldn't be so uptight about such things ;)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# have you noticed its only
ever the female ugly managers that aint got no work that fuck you around like this! fat titted fuckball and her gimpy spiky haired sidekick!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# i had to resign
3 weeks ago, they cited b3ta as one of the major reasons .... :)

start my new job on monday :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)
# AH HAR!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# woo
woo jim laddddd
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Can i copy that for my msn pic sir?
WOo
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# SURE!
go ahead.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Damn
it won't resize
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# The Black Sheep of the family was often locked up.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# As per request

im running out of ideas for molestation...got any?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# I've always thought that
Molestation is a games console for subterranean mammals.

Although I could be wrong.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# jolie jolie! angelina! becuase i love her so
and woo btw
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# The lady the plays lara croft
All the men I know want to molest her.
Edit well was beatan to it so how about...
Monica Bellucci?
Liv tyler?
Drew barrymore?

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Natalie Portman
Keira Knightley
Emma Caulfield
Hayley
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Brilliance.
Bravo to thou.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# let's see some male molestation
equal opportunities for all
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# fist david bellamy!
fist him HARD!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# i mean methods of molestation
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# cricket bat to the face?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# or a quick salvador dali
(although a SFW version of that could be tricky)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Maybe a slight...
bukkake?
*cringes at thought*
Since the board like it right now.
Or you could slap them.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# spankage
...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# I would like
to see Angelina Jolie poked repeatedly with a wet fraggle.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# found this site:
click me!
some guys just bought a whole box of silly putty to lob off the side of a building with unfulfilling consequences.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# All that preparation
And the outcome was crap!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# it doesnt hit the floor!
what a con! :o)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# but
the sentement was there
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# true
but i was hoping for a big splat! i wonder what would happen if it hit a car or something!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# Silicate Poultry
albeit still very interesting.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# excellent name
for GC.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# snot GC
i checked (i think)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# TIS
from aeons ago...

before you born, in a galaxy far-far away.

Trust me, I've seen it.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# well
i searched on the thing - and nowt came up...never mind. it seems like most people havent seen it. sorry
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# tis all good
all good. I'd seen it, and I know that alot of older b3tans prolly have.

so I'm a heel.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# some 3 years ago
if the memory of an old man serves.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# that could redefine anticlimax
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Wow
That is a random website...lol...?
lol

woo!!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# well...
this is nice too:
click me!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# what the hell
happened there? did they play clay pigeons with it or something?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# nope, nothing as fun as that
it just broke up. worth making a website about dont you think?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# hi pete
who r u?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# ummm
yeah okay - runs and hides
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# I'm not Pete.
You want the insane asylum down the road, mate.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# .
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# a figment of your imagination
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# oh fuck here we go
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# you need the 'reply' link at the bottom of the individual post you are replying to.
not the 'post new message' link at the top.

*reverts to fluff-police mode*

Nothing to see here, move along...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# SING!
If you're glad to be gay!
SING! If you're happy that way!
ALTOGETHER NOW!
Rooooll out the barrel ...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# *pure amazement at the fluffy replies*
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Allow me...
The faq. THE FAQ!!!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# One might beat you
with a big stick for that you know.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# I'm ill and on an emotional rollercoaster so I'm not feeling fluffy
Also, I have a crab.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# I did see it.
I feel bad as well.
some type of flu bug.
But I'm at uni pretending to do some work.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Me too
I have 1500 words to write for tomorrow. I want to go to bed and sleep.

Forever.

Oh well, at least the dissertation's over with.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# any mods around?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# I saw that cunt weller earlier
but he's gone a bit MOR recently
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Medical Officer Report?
Management Operating Ratio? Mid Ocean Ridge? Motor Operated Rheostat?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Middle Of Road
Minges on rollerskates
Myopic Orangutan Rock'n'rollers
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Meddling Oscar Remakes
Mind Oggling Monkey's
Mingy Odour Rankness
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Manky Old Retard
My brain will not work enough to think up more
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Money On Rhubarb
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Mmmmm
pie
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Hello Dave?
Is that Dave? You wanna buy some pegs Dave?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# I dread the day
that I actually have to buy some pegs.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Jake took 'em...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Its time...
Up next on Channel 4, 'who wants to marry a million bears?'
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Here you go my newbie friend...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.



Warning! Unfluffiness Below




TWUNTING TWAT! WASTE OUR PRECIOUS THREADS ARGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] oops.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# three things
1) make things smaller in future please
2) don't spam
3) woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# You're allowed to spam
if you post a picture with it ;)

Edit: Plus, that pictures only 44.6 kb - some ncie compression there
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# hhmm
interesting
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Size...
weeeeeeeeeeeel... I tryed to resize it bu the whole thing went tits up.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# you're fine...
ignore thaqt chap behind the curtain...

He's just upset.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# ignore 1 and 2 there
they're both silly:

pics can be anything up to abotu 450px wide just so long as they're sensible, make them as big as they need to be

you're allowed to spam withing moderation and especially when you've posted a picture with it

i would say though that your correct use of the subject box is a little disturbing :P we tend to use it fairly freely here
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# why do the dimensions matter?
it's the file size - due to download times that matter.

Chill the fuck out.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# as for compression...
I use PSP8 and it compresses fairly well.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# not really spam
and not really that large
I have no quarrels with the woo though.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# Bigger!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# meet dwayne, the crudely shopped chilli pepper
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# i like dwayne
he is hot
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# dwayne
:o
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# i changed it!
so-rry
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# hehe
no problem




just don't let it happen again or i'll have you murdered.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# woo dwayne
:)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# i know that eye!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# He also keeps eating those green sour things

he knows they give him wind which gives him feed back
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# nice bat
woo
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# Thats animal cruelty!
Im calling the NSPCC!

Tj!
I have some hummus, but cant work GIMP, so if anyone wishes to shop the start of the marathon (With all the people going miles back) and something to do with the congestion charge is quite welcome to
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)

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