I meant better lurkage!!
*pats summat on the head*
Edit you look much less scary at work than on the tractor.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:33,
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Edit you look much less scary at work than on the tractor.
when i'm on my tractor,
i'm one mean motherfucker*
*or something
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*or something
aha
mr bounce is also quite fantastic! in another kind of way..
love it when it kicks in properly with the original music.
do you have a knee male address?
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love it when it kicks in properly with the original music.
do you have a knee male address?
yup. in me profile
the(underscore)cheeky(underscore)scamp(at)hotmail(.)com
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:44,
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yeah right
It was just that you looked very....
um country? on the tractor.
Much more presentable at work.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:43,
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um country? on the tractor.
Much more presentable at work.
And its shit!
start as you mean to go on eh?
no not really, i liked it :)
very well done :D
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:28,
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no not really, i liked it :)
very well done :D
Thought you had gone away.
There was something I was going to ask you but I have forgotton now.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:34,
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i just beat up a homeless guy for mine
to be honest, he didnt put up much of a fight
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:44,
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I'm having.....
... another cigarette before I go to bed (yet another). Maybe another cup of tea too....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:35,
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So you will be here for hours yet then?
Um...still trying to remember...
cant.
So will ask random question instead...
Are you from edinburgh or is that just where you were?(reffering to pics in profile)
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cant.
So will ask random question instead...
Are you from edinburgh or is that just where you were?(reffering to pics in profile)
Very good
I only noticed another scottish b3ta person the other day and I was curious.
I used to live near edinburgh untill I move to aberdeen to go to uni.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:42,
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I used to live near edinburgh untill I move to aberdeen to go to uni.
There are many Edinb3tans.....
.. and a fair few from all over Scotland.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:44,
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me? lurking!
ive still got issue 23 of the b3ta newsletter lurking in my inbox
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:38,
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Woo!
funny, well shopped, satirical without offending any particular group, and a challenge entry no less.
are you sure you're in the right place?
Woo yay houpla! and welcome to hte world of posting. Nice lurking, too.
/relurk /work
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:42,
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are you sure you're in the right place?
Woo yay houpla! and welcome to hte world of posting. Nice lurking, too.
/relurk /work
Great work on the text
Very nicely blended and a good joke too. 'Beats the hell out of my first post...
Welcome, you'll never leave, shop kittens blah de blah.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:44,
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Welcome, you'll never leave, shop kittens blah de blah.
BUGGER IT ALL!!
Dont suppose any Java programmers know how to use Vectors? if so HEEEEELP ME!!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:23,
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but...
you're the moon lord... you're supposed to know EVERYTHING
my world has collapsed.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:24,
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my world has collapsed.
everything about moons
not java, java is evil, its like the Anti-Moon
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Urm ... read the API
They're just a container class.
You can add elements ...
You can remove elements ...
You can get the Nth element ...
Think of them as resizable arrays with silly (and non orthogonal) API.
Remember to get an enumeration from them if you need to process all the elements in a non-atomic manner (ie, to make callbacks or whatnot).
Actually the semantics of Vector suck lots and some of the Java 2 list classes/interfaces are a far better bet.
The only thing I'd really warn you against is using the seraching functionality (findElement() I think). It uses the equals() method to determine a match and it calls it on the array element, not the thing you passed in. This can lead to some unexpected results (always do searching manually, it's almost always more efficient).
EDIT: Nahh, it's indexOf() and contains() that suck like that.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:08,
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You can add elements ...
You can remove elements ...
You can get the Nth element ...
Think of them as resizable arrays with silly (and non orthogonal) API.
Remember to get an enumeration from them if you need to process all the elements in a non-atomic manner (ie, to make callbacks or whatnot).
Actually the semantics of Vector suck lots and some of the Java 2 list classes/interfaces are a far better bet.
The only thing I'd really warn you against is using the seraching functionality (findElement() I think). It uses the equals() method to determine a match and it calls it on the array element, not the thing you passed in. This can lead to some unexpected results (always do searching manually, it's almost always more efficient).
EDIT: Nahh, it's indexOf() and contains() that suck like that.
i) in your driver class create a new Vector, and use it to store the two instances of the Politican calss you created in quesation 1
the two instances are called politician1 and politician2
i tried using myVector.add(politician1); but it errored and so did myVector.addElement(blah);
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the two instances are called politician1 and politician2
i tried using myVector.add(politician1); but it errored and so did myVector.addElement(blah);
have you called new on the vector?
Vector v;
v = new Vector();
v.addElement(politician1);
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Vector v;
v = new Vector();
v.addElement(politician1);
yeah
Vector myVector = new Vector();
myVector.addElement(politician1);
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myVector.addElement(politician1);
sommit like dis?
Vector myVector = new Vector();
myVector.add(politican1);
myVector.add(politican2);
inside the Vector, they are stored as nameless Objects to get them back, u need to use casting, and assign to new
variables
Politican pol1, pol2;
pol1 = (Politican)myVector.get(0);
pol2 = (Politican)myVector.get(1);
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myVector.add(politican1);
myVector.add(politican2);
inside the Vector, they are stored as nameless Objects to get them back, u need to use casting, and assign to new
variables
Politican pol1, pol2;
pol1 = (Politican)myVector.get(0);
pol2 = (Politican)myVector.get(1);
oh...
and u got 'import java.util.Vector;' first thing at the top of ur class file right...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:46,
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no
i stuck "import java.util.*" so it imports everything
i'll add .Vector and see if that helps
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:48,
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i'll add .Vector and see if that helps
tis cool
but .*; should av worked ... maybe was a typo there?
::heads back to evil Java dissertation::
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:53,
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::heads back to evil Java dissertation::
holy god if i saw that in my rear view
id piss myself.
then vomit.
then drive faster.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:23,
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then vomit.
then drive faster.
Not mine..
I like albinoblacksheep - got some good stuff sometimes
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:17,
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yes
i know its not your
i was mearly commentating
why hasnt anyone said anything about mah puppy dog?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:20,
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i was mearly commentating
why hasnt anyone said anything about mah puppy dog?
Too cute
for anyone to say anything. Nice heatray type thing effect going on (Heet Seeking Gooogles?)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:22,
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better in my head ...
some sort of Speasel, rarely seen, eats its own eggs. hence the rarity.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:05,
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some sort of Speasel, rarely seen, eats its own eggs. hence the rarity.
I know its off the subject......
In regard to that 'secret nuclear bunker pic' the funnier twist to that pic is that its actually not been stuck on there, matter of a fact, its real, i saw it on a poster in a nearby train station and thought "how strange" , for sum reason they named is 'Secret' hmmmm, very odd.
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Am I the only person who doesn't laugh at that?
It's a sodding 'brand name' for the bunker.
And don't threadwaste you horrible little oik.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:05,
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And don't threadwaste you horrible little oik.
TJ: summat to do with kittens
a beast of a track ;)
i like muchly
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:11,
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i like muchly
why did you spend £700 on decks then
or is that a silly question?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:12,
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He doesn't specify.....
... that it was £s he spent.... Could have been 700 eggs...... I guess.....
/goes to bed....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:14,
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/goes to bed....
yes ;)
well i had to get one of them first - records without decks is kind of shit too.
anyway, until i do i have plenty to play with ;)
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anyway, until i do i have plenty to play with ;)
you evil bastard
that's way too hypnotic for this time of night
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:07,
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good evening all!
going home now...
'ave a pea-roast of the only thing I did today.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:58,
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'ave a pea-roast of the only thing I did today.
wow!
bonzai cities would be the most amazingly cool things ever
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:03,
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today i thought, "let's see what this premiere install disk does"
www2.b3ta.com/yatta/yatta.mov
Vaguely NSFW. 3.7mb.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:53,
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Vaguely NSFW. 3.7mb.
the lawyers had a problem with the audio
anyway. It's not going out. Just messing about.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:57,
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blimey!
i'm amazed that showing will young and simon wotsit bumming isn't slander, it's brightened up my day
as amusingly disturbing as ever
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:00,
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as amusingly disturbing as ever
it's not to say that isn't a problem
but it wasn't their lawyers who I heard from
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:03,
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someone has a lot of anger.
although i like how you try to say that it's only 'vaguely' nsfw :)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:56,
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fantastic!
wasn't that the one you made for a band or something?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:58,
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sort of - but I prefer this version
well the 80MB version on my harddisk.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:00,
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I can see...
You feel roughly the same way about the music 'music' scene as I do...
Nice one, tho I can't help but feel I prefer the fanimutation already done for that tune
sorry!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:59,
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Nice one, tho I can't help but feel I prefer the fanimutation already done for that tune
sorry!
Is that a reworking of the other one?
it's wonderful in any case.
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yeah - just fucking around with premiere
and I needed some source stuff.
thought I might as well use it.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:04,
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thought I might as well use it.
whatever you use to encode your videos
is cruddy, I still can't get any sound from your movs :-(
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in theory the encoder is the business
it's sorenson squeezer pro.
however - that doesn't mean I know how to use it.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:06,
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however - that doesn't mean I know how to use it.
I don't understand why I'm not getting any audio
I have Quicktime 6 installed and updated to the most recent plugin wotnots
and it still don't work with your movs when it works with others :(
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:10,
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and it still don't work with your movs when it works with others :(
dunno mate
maybe it's an audio codec thingie.
don't ask me how to fix it tho.
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don't ask me how to fix it tho.
i think it's a bad idea to go to bed after that
but i'm going to!
(it's very nice, by the way)
edit:sorry, can't cut and paste...
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(it's very nice, by the way)
edit:sorry, can't cut and paste...
most pleasant
p.s. did you ever finish "click the colour and not the word" - that game was even more evil than the esteemed Mr. Cowell.
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yeah
it went out as part of something I did for C4.
www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/D/distraction/game.html
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www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/D/distraction/game.html
Ooooh, me like
Apparently I'm a Zen Donkey...now there's a thought to go to bed on...
'nytol
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'nytol
blimey
you made it to the end.
Not sure many people do.
That project so should have gone out as 5 separate games.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:15,
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Not sure many people do.
That project so should have gone out as 5 separate games.
I couldn't get past the space invaders and gave up
I studied psychology and I had to do stroop loads of times so I did well on those ones.
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They probably get distracted.
I'm a zen cow - I missed one of the animals cos I couldn't work out what you were impersonating badly...
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I just couldn't be arsed........
... making the rest of this.....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:52,
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... making the rest of this.....
I would suggest.....
... plucking a few of your anal geese and poking them up your nose.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:55,
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They keep snapping at my fingers
and laying eggs in my sinuses. I wish you'd finished this project, my life is a living hell.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:58,
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yes!!!
i thought i was alone with this problem, thank god i can share my affliction
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:54,
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Just got back from Six Flags [US amusement park, UK also?]
Why is it that the colors that I use for these kinds of pictures are always a bit off from the origional ones in photoshop?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:51,
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Why is it that the colors that I use for these kinds of pictures are always a bit off from the origional ones in photoshop?
Reminds me...
Anyone remember the episode of the Simpsons where Homer in work dreams of being asleep at home dreaming of eating a sandwich? Classic stuff.
A woo for thou.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:54,
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A woo for thou.
About the colors.
Sometimes if you handle the file it can get dirty and you have to handle it by the edges and then it doesn't get so dirty only the edges get dirty and you can just crop out the edges with the width tag. That's DHTML that is.
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i just discovered that i'm not the worst person in the world at something. This is always a pleasent feeling
sadly it was a computer game and not anything i can earn fame and fortune doing
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:52,
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What game good sir?
They just stuck a Star Wars Trilogy machine in somewhere on campus, time to get good at another game...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:54,
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UT2004
i assumed i was a bit pants but i just went into 2 assualt servers and wiped the floor with the lot of em
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:57,
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mine is 100% legal :P BUT TORRENTZ.COM AND SUPRNOVA.ORG BOTHHAD VERSIONS LAST TIME I CHECKED
if you have a DVD burner
scuse caps btw
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:02,
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scuse caps btw
but not as good as far cry
just bought it tonight and I've decided I *really* need one of those new Geforce 6's
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It's possible to make a career out of a game that current
But some of these people have the memories of elephants and the reflexes of kittens with the wisdom of turtles. If I hadn't seen some of them play I'd say it wasn't possible to play at that level.
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that looks disgusting
i know it's perfectly safe for work, but by god it doesn't look it
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:49,
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Just be glad...
At least I didn't use a goatse pic for Venables to eminate from.
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please help me
what was the url of that site that had music from television advertisement ?
you know it! tell me!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:49,
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you know it! tell me!
Ensure your funeral goes with a bang - register now at the Ministry of Silly Wakes
/coat
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:37,
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/coat
I answered the phone at work once:
"Dan's crematorium. You kill 'em we grill 'em"
I work in a cinema.
My friend came up with it first.
I stole it.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:38,
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I work in a cinema.
My friend came up with it first.
I stole it.
Now get a job in a crematorium
and do it again.
That would rock.
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That would rock.
I remember
the one to say when I was a lad was:
"City morgue; you stab 'em, we slab 'em"
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:43,
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"City morgue; you stab 'em, we slab 'em"
no, just the first one google finds
I think its because of those round pink bits on the front that look a bit like norks and I think it causes a false-positive reading in the bit of code in google image search that always ensures at least one pair appears in the first page of results whatever keywords you use.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:50,
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i thought that...
but i found another! still first google page but i had to cut it out myself :)
www.b3ta.com/board/3065901
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:50,
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www.b3ta.com/board/3065901
I can never find spacky teeth
and those are just fabulous
(as is the whole monster, of course :) )
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:40,
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(as is the whole monster, of course :) )
they are quite marvelous...
i'm not sure where the image came from... but give a couple of mins and i'll upload it and 4rthur you a link... :)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:45,
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:)
My favorite one is the bleach one.
Closely followed by the beer one and the bride.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:31,
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Closely followed by the beer one and the bride.
i like these
they are good!
(you however are a little worrying ;)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:36,
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(you however are a little worrying ;)
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